AISubs v3.5
Let me explain a little.
Well, Jimmy goes to Nishibori, the manager of the fake sales, and talks about it in this office.
It goes all the way from Akasaka to Roppongi and passes through Azabu Juban Onsen.
During this time, we chased him with hidden cameras and sent him to set up.
During this time, many things happened.
Today, I'd like you to go to Azabu Juba Onsen in Engyo.
And you can get the money directly from the gyara.
Copyright...
You can take it.
Really?
Yes.
And the road is busy today.
I want you to walk all the way here.
And I wrote down the road.
And you can wear this jacket and go.
I got it from a stylist today.
You can wear it and go?
Yes, I got it from a stylist.
It's perfect, isn't it?
Yes, it's perfect.
Do you want this?
What?
Do you want this?
No, I want you to give it back.
If you go over there, there's a manager named Sakura-san.
Let's go there.
I'm not going.
Oh, you're not going?
Yes.
If you go over there, there's a manager named Sakura-san.
Let's go.
If you go over there, there's a manager named Sakura-san.
I'm so happy.
I know you are.
I'm so happy.
I know you are.
Make sure you walk all the way.
Is there a taxi?
No, there isn't.
I'm so happy.
I wonder if there's a taxi.
Let's go to the hospital.
Here it comes!
Where's the TBS?
TBS?
Let's see...
You go straight, right?
Yes.
You go straight...
and you turn left, right?
Yes.
You turn left...
and you go straight, right?
You should go straight, right?
Yes!
Jimmy-chan, you have work to do.
I don't have work.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you half of this.
Wait a minute. If you tear it off, I'll know what's going on.
Thank you very much.
Be careful.
Thank you very much.
You look terrible.
You're scary.
You have a scratch on your head.
I don't know what's going on.
You're losing sight of things.
You're a kid.
You're right there.
I don't know what's going on.
- Oh, hello. - It's finally opened!
- Hello. - Oh.
- Yes? - What?
- He's a comedian, a comedian. - Really?
- I don't know anything about it. - Look, look, look.
- Do some comedy for him, look. - Yes.
- Look. - I'm doing it!
- You know, look, this is famous.
- Our young man is a fan of yours. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- I want you to show it to him. Come and play with us. - Oh, no.
- I'm sorry, but what should I do?
- Come and play with us while I'm telling you. - Yes.
- Really? - Yes.
- I thought you were one of us, but you're a big fan of us. - Yes, I am.
- I can't stand you. - Get out of here.
- Do you want me to tell you something on the phone? - I don't know.
- Oh, he ran away!
- He ran away!
- Wow, you're a strong man!
- Oh, you're a strong man!
- Hello? Hello?
- It's me, Jimmy.
- Hello? - Jimmy?
- Really? What's up?
- Is it a yakuza or what?
- I don't know, but I'm being chased.
- You think he'll run away?
- I'm scared.
- I'm going.
- I'll be late, you know?
- I don't know.
- I'll be late, you know?
- I'm going.
- I'll be late, you know?
- I'm going.
- There were a lot of things going on and I finally got here...
- I didn't think that I'd be chased by the yakuza and run away...
- I'm sorry, Jimmy.
- We're sorry about this.
Oh, I'm sorry. Nice to meet you. My name is Onishi.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Everyone, yes, is it okay?
Ah, everyone, hello. I'm Jin Eun-tae.
Everyone, you know me, right?
It's getting hotter and hotter these days.
If July and June were this hot, I wonder how hot December will be.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
Um, I, um...
For the first... for the first time, I'm taking over.
Jimi, hello.
For the first time, I'm taking over.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Excuse me, ma'am, but...
Could you touch me for a second?
Hey, can you take it off for me?
Why are you taking it off for me?
You...
Why did you take it off for me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Excuse me, ma'am, but...
I don't know if it's a shame or not, but...
You...
You're asking me if I'm taking it off for you, but you know it yourself, don't you?
Today, um...
Everyone, today...
I can't go home.
Um...
Again, everyone...
I can't go home.
Thank you very much.
You're really early today.
The gala...
Yes?
You're handing over the gala in a place like this?
Yes.
There are a lot of people here today, so it's a little heavy, but...
Yes?
My gala, Taiyaki.
You're pulling my face.
Thank you very much.
Is this okay?
Yes!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, everyone!
Do you think you'll get it for sure?
Um... Sakurai-san, could you...
Sakurai-san, could you...
Thank you very much for today!
I'm really going home now...
Um...
Excuse me! Um...
Um... As a manager...
Um...
I heard that you'll be handing over the garage...
Is that true?
Isn't it a scam?
He noticed it! He noticed it!
He really noticed it!
He took it fast!
I knew it!
He's still saying it!
You're Sakurai-san, right?
Thank you for your hard work!
Thanks for the meal!
Where's the cookie?
You're crazy!
Hey, hey, isn't it facing you?
You're staring at me!
Be honest! You're staring at me, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
Hey, say something.
You're such a bastard!
Why are you laughing?
You're staring at me!
I get excited when I see a celebrity.
How can you say such a thing from your own mouth?
That's how it is.
Matcha! Hana-chan!
I say it all the time.
I can't stand it.
I don't even remember saying "Matcha! Hana-chan!"
I can't stand it!
I say it with my own mouth!
I say it while looking at you!
I get so excited and I go "bwaaaah!" and I say "Matcha! Hana-chan!"
I'm just looking at you.
You're scary!
That's right!
I don't need someone like you!
It's scary.
You come out and you don't even check your body.
You're not checking your body at all.
You come in and you get excited.
When you go to a fan scene, you want to make it your own.
So what do you do?
Around here...
What?!
That happens!
No, I'm saying... No, I'm saying...
Huh?
Why didn't you pull out the ax?
No, it's just... I like it too much...
Isn't that really dangerous?!
If you pull it out, it'll stab you in the back!
There might be people like that, so...
On the other hand, it's a scary world.
No, I don't think there are many people like that.
It's scary.
Well, whatever.
There aren't many people like that in a place like this.
No, no, no...
I don't know about my farm.
There are people like that on the planet, too!
I'm sorry about the other day, but I still can't give up!
What are you talking about?!
You're so stubborn! You're so stubborn!
I baked a pancake, and you sent it to me with a hotdog!
You started it, didn't you?!
I put butter in it, and it smelled like shit!
You have a bad taste!
You're making me hate you!
What did I do?!
Um...
I want you to think about what you want and send it to me.
Something practical?
Practical.
You know, the thing I always say on TV...
Yes! Robocop's underpants!
Transforming underpants!
Don't say that! I'll never send you those!
Can't be helped. I got them.
I got them at home.
Can't be helped.
It's hot in there!
It's really hot in there!
I'm sweating like crazy!
But, you know...
The mission you gave me...
What mission?!
It's all the way up here!
It's all the way up here.
Right?!
Isn't it great?
It is!
The other day...
I was like...
Here!
It's food.
"There is." "On the road." "There is." "On the road."
"He's telling me to come near his house." "If that's the case, I'll take you home."
You can't take me home like that.
This is you!
You threw it in the middle of the road!
In the middle of the road!
"I gave it to my fans." "Everyone was watching."
Wait!
Because...
Because I hate chocolate.
Don't say that!
But everyone has thrown it away.
"Katsuno Hiroshi..." "Why Katsuno Hiroshi?!"
"Why Katsuno Hiroshi?!" "Because it just came out!"
Don't get angry, Cassie!
"I see." "Yes."
"It's tough." "It's tough."
"For the fans, too." "For the fans, too."
"You know..." "Huh?"
You know how you were called 'hamada' and 'harada'?
It's better than what you said.
"Oh, is that so?" "Yeah."
"What kind of guy?" "Someone who looks like he can walk around like that."
"Someone who looks like he can eat shit like that." "Yeah." "Yeah, I know."
"Oh, Hamada." "What the hell is that?!"
"But you know, you're Hamada." "I know! Of course I am!"
"You're really Hamada, so you're Hamada." "Really?"
For example, if you were Deba Bocho...
"What are you talking about?" "If you were Shunpuutei Deba Bocho..."
"You'd never sell that." "Oh, Deba Bocho!"
Even if you say Deba Bocho, you wouldn't get mad, right?
"No... I don't know about that." "No, no, you wouldn't get mad about it."
It would have been nice if you had a gay name.
Usually, people call you 'the painful guy' or 'the painful someone' or 'the yakuza'.
But you don't have to be called 'the yakuza', do you?
"You're dirty!" "Yeah."
The other day, when I arrived in Tokyo from Osaka...
When I got off at home, I was called 'the painful guy' or 'the yakuza'.
Don't you know? When you get off at home, you're called 'the painful guy' or 'the yakuza'.
Yeah!
That's how people usually talk to you, but it's not like that.
Well, you know, in Shinkansen...
People say you're... you know... popular with girls.
No, that's not the case.
I don't know about that. People say that on TV and stuff.
But!
If you do whatever you want just because you're popular with girls...
You're dirty!
What would you do if you did whatever you wanted?!
What would you do?! What would you do?!
If you do whatever you want just because you're popular with girls...
You're dirty!
I have a question for you two.
There's a man named Hamane-san in Yoshimoto Industry.
You don't know him, do you, Hamane Takashi?
But I don't know his full name!
You don't know him, do you, Hamane Takashi?
Hamane-san's house is near my grandmother's house.
I don't know him.
Hamane-san doesn't come out on TV.
As someone who has a grandmother who lives in the same area as me, I'm very worried.
Where and what is Hamane-san doing right now?
I don't know!
With the power of downtown, please use Hamane-san more on TV!
No, but Hamane-kun is doing his best in Osaka right now.
In myoudo manzai.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is there a gag you like?
New gag, Hamane-kun's gag.
Surprise, guri, guri, guri?
When I saw this, I didn't think much of it, so I didn't want to laugh.
Should I call you?
What are you doing?
No, I'm surprised, surprised, surprised.
There are a lot of people in Osaka.
There are a lot of people I want to introduce you to, or I want you to watch.
No, you know, you know...
There was a guy, Choichi-san.
Choichi-san.
He was doing fire magic.
He was doing it like "fwaaah", and the fire flew like "fwaaah".
He was like this and he was like "zura".
He was like "fwaaah" and he was like "bohh", and he was on fire.
And you didn't know about it?
If it was a firehead, you wouldn't know.
If it was a firehead.
But it's a wig, so it doesn't burn much, does it?
And behind him, a woman with a sword said "sensei, your head, your head!"
Sensei, your head!
Why?
Do your feet smell?
Are you trying to step on something while a weird bug is sleeping?
Please tell me about that.
Most men have smelly feet, right?
Well, I guess you could say that.
But I really have smelly feet.
But your feet smell.
It smells more than you expected.
Stop it!
Since you were born, I'd like you to smell at least once.
Stop it!
Everyone wants to be bad.
Bad?
You're bad because you smell?
Are you stupid?
I'd like you to be free for a while.
Are you stupid?!
Can you take off your shoes?
Wait, let me say something!
I don't wear these shoes all the time.
I'm wearing the shoes my stylist brought me.
That means, starting from this evening...
That's not what I meant!
I don't want you to say that my shoes got dirty in such a short period of time!
Don't say that!
These shoes have been lying around for a long time!
You're shaking them around like that...
Why?!
That's not what I meant!
I don't want you to say that my shoes got dirty in such a short period of time!
That's not what I meant!
They smell now!
Explain!
You don't have to do that!
Explain!
You're shaking them around like that!
Explain!
They smell now!
Go away! Go away!
You can't run away from me.
Well...
You can't run away from me!
These?
That's right.
These are the ones.
They look pretty good, don't they?
Yes, they do.
I see.
Have you been wearing them for about an hour?
I've been wearing them for about an hour now.
Yes, yes.
I've been wearing them for about an hour now.
Yes, yes.
I see.
Well...
I'll eat it now.
Go ahead.
It stinks!
But it doesn't stink!
It only smells like leather!
It stinks...
I'm going to stand like this for the rest of the show!
It doesn't stink at all! It only smells like leather!
That's why I was wondering why someone like you would smell like that...
I told you it doesn't stink!
No, no, no...
If your feet smell like that, I'm sure you'll win.
Who's feet smell like that?!
I've never smelled anything like that!
Don't say "huh"!
Wait... does anyone smell like that?
No, smell it! Smell it!
It definitely doesn't stink! Look!
Look! Look! Look!
No, no, no...
No, look! Look!
No, it's fine...
What about your socks?!
My socks...
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine...
Try them on... try them on... try them on...
You're full of confidence!
Let me tell you this...
I...
I wore these in the morning!
I didn't change my clothes here!
Try them on...
They don't stink at all!
These are the ones!
These?
Yes, that's right!
Well, then...
They're soft...
Soft...
I've already touched them twice!
Ah, I see...
My hands are kind of numb...
That's not true, that's not true...
Ah, I see...
You'll get angry!
Well, then...
I'll eat now!
Yes, go ahead!
Nooo!