AISubs v3.5
Let's go.
(Credits)
Sugamoto is number one!
Sugamoto is number one! Amazing!
(laughter)
(music)
I'm coming back.
Until the sun sets, we will only listen to the female's footsteps.
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
You must be full now.
Yes.
Well, shall we dive and dive in?
Well, put your hand on the platform and...
What a pity!
Well, today...
Don't talk!
Well, please forgive me.
What?
It's a little hard.
Are you sick?
I'm sick.
Are you sick?
What a pity!
It's hard.
Hii-chan, will you teach me?
What?
I want you to appear in front of your friends and teach me.
Yes.
Well, thank you!
Hii-chan, they are your friends!
Say hello! Say hello! Hii-chan, say hello!
Yes!
What? I can't see it!
What? I can't see it at all!
I'll kill you! I don't know you've been beaten up so much!
Let's say goodbye to everyone. Thank you very much!
Raise your hand if you've seen it before.
Yusho, raise your hand.
Oh, is that so?
There's no such thing in English.
It's free.
We call it "downturn".
We'll do our best from now on.
Thank you.
But from now on, you shouldn't sing so much.
You're such an old man.
So, what are you going to do?
What do you want me to do?
What?
Well...
Recently...
I haven't slept much.
I haven't slept more than this.
I used to sleep until I woke up naturally.
I used to wake up naturally until I slept more than this.
But now, I wake up naturally.
It's bad for me, isn't it?
It's bad for you, isn't it?
I want to sleep now.
But you're all up and about.
We're all sleeping.
He's sleeping with a blue face.
I don't care about your face.
I'll tell you about your eyes.
You're sleeping with your eyes closed, too.
I'll tell you about my eyes.
Who do you like?
Who do you think is handsome?
All of you have ugly eyes.
My eyes are...
Prince of the Stars' eyes.
Have you ever seen Prince of the Stars' eyes?
My eyes are blonde.
I don't care about your eyes.
If you open your eyes, you'll see your hair.
Your collar is blonde, too.
It's like...
It's like a safari.
Idiot!
When I first saw your eyes, I was surprised!
You're wrong, idiot!
It's true! You have white eyes!
It's not dirty.
It's not dirty! It's scary!
You look at people's faces and then you look at yours.
You look at people's faces and then you look at yours!
Right?
It doesn't matter.
I told you before.
Don't say things like that!
I was surprised when you said "your face".
Are you Spanish?
No, no, I don't know what you're saying.
Have you ever seen a Spanish person's face?!
What do you mean?
I don't know, but...
When you're sleeping...
You can't even imagine what's going on in your head.
I don't know what it is, but it looks like a square.
And then...
Unbelievable things happen!
And you...
What do you call it?
You think it's real!
You don't think it's a dream!
Sorry, wait a minute.
You're too loud!
I'm next to you!
I can't hear you!
I'm not around you!
I'm not talking only to you!
I know, but you're too loud!
I can hear you!
Make some noise!
Sorry, sorry. You're too loud!
Make some noise!
In dreams, animals come out of you.
Bears come out of you.
Bears laugh at you.
I wonder if they laugh at me!
That's how it is.
What's wrong with a bear laughing at you?
In dreams...
Yeah, yeah.
It's amazing!
But why do you think it's real?
I don't think it's real.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Sometimes...
I feel like I'm about to fall.
That happens.
Why?
Have you ever seen a dream where you're walking like this?
Why do you dream like that?
No, no.
You're walking like this.
Why do you dream like that?
That's why you end up falling.
Whoa!
I was like "Ha!" and I kicked the stove in the winter.
It was like this. I'm serious.
I don't believe anyone.
Like a fight, you're like yelling "Pah!" like you're spitting.
I want to do like "Pah!" like you're spitting.
You guys, anyone can't do that.
I want to spit with all my force.
I was like "peh!" when I woke up in the morning.
But I don't have this.
You have that too.
I was like "peh!" when I was lying down.
You have that too.
When you wake up in the morning and there's a lump in your throat...
You have that too, right?
I have that too.
The one you put in the cooler.
The one you put in?
The one you put in.
The floor one?
The floor one.
I was like "peh!" there.
For about five days I was like "koto koto koto koto" lying down.
I was like "koto koto koto koto" lying down.
And you boiled it slowly...
And you could boil it slowly...
The one you took out.
You were like "awajo" for a little.
I really do.
You have that too.
You, speak up.
Speak up.
Even now you work like this, but you used to call me "Matsun" in the past.
Are you also calling me "Hamachon" now?
You are completely, completely asleep, but you still say "Matsun, hurry up and eat!"
What do you want me to eat?
What does this mean?
Does it mean "hug me"?
What do you want me to eat?
Even now you work like this, but you still say "Matsun, hurry up and eat!"
What do you want me to eat?
I totally understood what you said just now.
Seriously, seriously!
Laugh a little more.
But seriously, do you really think you can make one wish come true?
But we don't have time to relax.
That's a weird wish.
You say you don't have time to sleep, but you still say you want to sleep.
Why do you want me to rest?
Hey you! A fairy is coming!
Wait a minute!
I just saw it for the first time!
You're sleeping, aren't you? A fairy is coming!
It's coming down from the aurora.
I don't know what it is.
Even if you say that, I don't know what it is!
What is it?
You said "pupupiru"!
I'm not saying "pupupiru"!
What is it?
It's like "debayashi".
You're being stupid again.
I'm going out with you.
It can't be helped.
"Pupupiru"?
It's not "pupupiru".
You say it!
What is it?
You say it with your mouth, don't you?
That's right!
"Pupupiru"?
"Pupo"?
"Po"? No, it's not "po".
"Pupupiru"?
It's "pupupiru", isn't it?
It can't be "pupupiru", can it?
I am...
Hello!
I feel like you've been trying to show off your childish side lately.
Is that so?
Like an old man in "Kappa's Conte".
The other day, in the middle of nowhere, when he was about to hug his child, he looked like a father who really cares about his child.
Is that so?
It's not acting, it's real...
Wait a minute!
It's not acting!
Okada, you're wrong! You're wrong about this!
It's written here! "It's not acting, it's real. It looks like Hama-chan is playing hide-and-seek."
No, no, you're wrong about this! It's not acting!
Do you think this person's point of view is really correct?
It's not like that!
You need to change your perspective!
I don't think so, I don't think so...
You used to say "kuh" when you were a kid, and now you say "kuh" when you're an adult...
You're lying!
No, no, no, it's not a lie at all!
Are you stupid?!
Don't laugh at me.
Are you stupid?!
Even though you were such a good person, when you looked at the camera...
That's definitely a lie, isn't it?
No, no!
The child in the middle of nowhere has come this far, hasn't he?
I see, I see...
That's definitely a lie, isn't it?
You used to say "kuh" when you were a kid, and now you say "kuh" when you're an adult...
That's you when you made your debut!
Are you stupid?!
You were beautiful back then!
And you've been playing a different kind of music lately...
Music? What kind of music?
You've been playing a different kind of music lately...
You're good!
No, no! That's not true at all!
That's not true at all!
There's no such calculation!
There is!
No, there isn't! What are you talking about?
Recently...
What?
Your face is starting to look like a Gachapin...
Is it starting to look like a Gachapin?!
In order for a child to get tired, you need a round face...
Why don't you put in some silicon?
Why do you have to put in silicon in a place like this?
I don't care if you don't fit.
If you really think I'm cute, I'd like you to do it, but I don't think you can do it.
I'll punch you! I'll punch you in the butt!
I'll punch you!
No, it's not like that.
Right?
Say it already.
What do you mean "say it already"?
It's an old talk.
What do you mean "say it already"?
Just say it already.
I hate it!
I hate myself for trying so hard!
I'm being looked down on...
I'm being kicked in the butt by Yagiyama Aika!
One of my friends told me about your famous song "gyarandu".
But I don't know what it means.
To be honest, I don't know the answer either.
But one of my friends told me what it means.
"Gyarandu" means hair from head to toe.
Who said it?
I said it by mistake.
But when you sing it, you don't look down on yourself.
Right.
When you sing it at home...
It's frustrating!
If you're going to sing it, sing it!
It's frustrating...
I'm crazy about you...
Hair from head to toe?
This is an old talk!
When you say "hair"...
I see...
Where is it?
You make me think of strange things!
Where is it? Where is it?
When you say "adeborisarami edeguru"...
What do you say?
I'm frustrated, but...
I'm crazy about you...
How much do you know?
Hesogarashi
So what?
"Komejirushi", "kurikaishi", "hesogarashi"
Can you say it twice?
Why?
Kami wo furi...
Kami wo furi midashita mama de...
odoru...
Kami wo furi midashiteru...
Hesogarashi sa no keima wo furi midashiteru!
It's a good song!
It's true!
It's funny!
I agree with you!
Really!
No, you don't!
People often say that people are equal.
Are we really equal?
When I look at fat and thin and beautiful people at the same time...
I don't think I can say that we are absolutely equal.
This guy who just came home must be fat!
Right?
Right!
So...
We are not equal!
No, humans are equal!
I think animals and humans are equal.
Really?
For example, humans and dogs...
I think dogs are worse, but dogs are good!
Why?
They wag their tails!
I don't know!
They wag their tails!
What?
I want to do it!
I can't even talk!
That's what I want!
I want to wag my tail!
I want to do it!
It's absolutely okay!
It's okay!
That's okay, too!
I want that, too!
Chicken's penis...
I want that!
I want it!
It's so annoying!
I can't stand it!
See?
This is what I want!
Chicken's penis!
There is no meeting! It's cool!
It's not cool!
Where do you usually meet now? In front of Alta? There are so many people! Who is who? I don't know!
Where is it? Mokujiashi? Where is it?