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Let's have some fun at Mr. Yamaguchi's Gaki-no- tsuka-yara-en!
What's going on?
What time is it?
It's a little past 5.
You're right.
There are already customers, right?
What's wrong?
Don't you want some?
You're always angry.
Thank you for the food!
I'm sorry, Matsumoto just called me.
It looks like an accident.
What?!
What kind of accident?
Well...
He said he was struck by lightning.
Lightning?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Good morning!
Matsumoto-san, did you get struck by lightning?
No, I heard it over there.
Yes, I heard it just now.
What?
Go get me a bowl of rice.
Yes, sir!
It's hard.
It's pretty late.
Oh, it's Matsumoto-san's phone.
Hello, it's Matsumoto-san.
Ouch...
It's Matsumoto-san's phone.
Yes.
Ouch!
He hung up.
What's wrong?
Huh?
What's wrong?
Huh?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
More or less.
More or less?!
Do you want me to send you away?
I'll do it.
Don't say that. It's nothing to do even if you get hurt.
Whatever you say, it's a program.
Is it close?
More or less.
More or less is not enough.
Let's go.
Don't worry.
Huh? What's going on?
Get out of my way!
What are you doing?
Get out of my way!
Wait!
What's wrong with him?
It hurts. It hurts.
Are you all right?
I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
Why are you crying?
Did you do it?
Huh?
No, it's not what Keigan said.
I called you and you said you were fine.
It's not your fault.
I think I was drunk.
I think I had a weird feeling.
You're blushing.
I think it's because I was hot.
I'd blush if it was hot.
Are you all right?
I don't know.
Shall we continue?
We can't go any further.
That's right.
Even if we get hurt, there's nothing we can do.
What should we do?
Matsumoto-san!
I...
I'll do it!
Matsumoto-san!
I just got a call. It looks like an accident.
What?
Accident? What accident?
Someone hit me on the head.
What are you doing?
I just got a call. It looks like an accident.
Accident?
Yes.
What accident?
Someone hit me on the head.
What are you doing?
Let's do our best.
There is still a penalty.
Yes.
We have to do it.
Yes.
Where is your gun?
I dropped it.
You know, this is really...
I can't get it off.
Wow, it's tough.
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean when I say it out loud.
It's really cool.
It's a little blue.
I really can't get it off.
I've done it many times.
It's hard work, isn't it?
Yeah.
You know, usually, even if we're fighting, we say things like...
Hey, you idiot!
You know, sometimes I become a laughingstock of a comedian.
You know?
I know, I know.
Usually, if we're fighting in public, we say things like...
Hey, you idiot!
But we're fighting in real life.
We say things like...
Hey, you idiot!
It's a little...
No, I shouldn't say this, but...
It's not a theme, but...
Hey, you idiot!
No, no, it's not like that.
There are times when I want to say something more than anything else.
I see.
That's a workaholic, isn't it?
Yeah.
Usually.
Usually, you know...
I'll say something I want to say.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, in front of me, there was an old man next to me...
He said "Hey, you idiot!"
I didn't know anything about it, but I said "Hey, you idiot!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like that.
You know...
I'm always thinking about something like "Hey, you idiot!"
and I'm doing this biology thing...
and I'm like...
Hey, you idiot!
This is something that can't be helped.
I see.
So, what are you going to do today?
Yeah, yeah.
So after this, we still have a punishment game to play.
We have to do it.
A punishment game.
A punishment game, right?
Yeah.
But I haven't lost in rugby.
No, you know...
we all did it.
You're not doing it as a team, but you're losing.
I haven't lost at all, have I?
No, you haven't!
If I was serious about it, you wouldn't be able to beat me in any sport.
Did you even touch the ball during the last match?!
What do you mean?
I didn't know you were doing something like this behind my back.
That lovebee is a lovebee made of fake rules.
What do you mean?
Do you understand?
What do you mean?
Do you understand? Do you understand?
Stop it!
Do you want me to say it?
What's with you?
So, a real lovebee is about 40 minutes.
But all lovebees don't have any stamina.
That's right.
That's right. Think about yourself!
Why?!
I did it in 10 minutes.
That's my fault, right?
Why?
No, for me, 10 minutes is like...
How do you say it?
It's like an ode ball.
It's not that long.
10 minutes is still a prelude!
It's a prelude!
It's like a bear in the dark!
I see.
I see!
No, I see!
I've been watching you from over there!
Even in Yamato, it takes me a long time to catch up with you.
I want you and Yamato to be together.
That's right, really.
That's why you were staring at the ball without even touching it!
Even though you were in a hurry, you were staring at it!
No, that's why...
Oh, you're saying it like this...
Oh, I see...
That hurt!
Let me check what you're saying! That hurts!
It's exactly like you saying, "Alright, got it!"
When you said it like that...
That's not it...
That's not how you say it!
No, I'm not saying it like that.
The first half is over already!
No, the first half is over already!
It's not over yet!
That's how my body looks!
That's how your body looks!
You're all starting to move again!
That's how it's going...
Are you still watching?
Why don't you start running?
Are you still watching?
The time was too short!
If it was 10 minutes later, I would have...
What are you talking about?
You were doing something amazing!
Don't say things like that!
You too!
That's enough!
You say you didn't do anything!
You say things like that, but you didn't do anything either!
I did something like...
I touched the ball twice!
I grabbed it and ran!
I was knocked down, but I kicked the ball twice!
You! Come here! Come here! Come here!
What?
Everyone was talking about it!
I always say it!
What?
If I don't save and play sports,
and if I move like you do,
it will be a disaster!
It will be like "harumaketon"!
That's right.
No, really, really.
If I kick that ball as hard as I can,
it will be a disaster!
What do you mean by "disaster"?
I don't know about that!
There's no reason for you to say that!
I get it. I'll stop playing in a group.
What are you saying?
I should play in an individual match.
If everyone keeps pulling my leg...
You!
What's wrong with you?
Even when we were playing baseball,
you kept getting hit, so we lost.
What?
That's right!
But you were saving your strength.
I was. Of course I was.
Of course you were.
You should have given me a bigger one.
By the way, my strength is...
My arms...
are...
What?!
My strength...my power...
is as big as my arms.
What are you saying?
Do you understand?
So what?
Try putting down your arms as big as you can.
I'll do it.
You'll do it, right?
The strength you gave me at the time
wasn't much of a shock to your arms.
Right, right.
This base that supports your arms
and your strength
are in good condition.
- In good condition? - Yes, in good condition.
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
But if I use all of my strength, my arms will break.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it, but you may like it.
You don't like it, do you? When we are having fun together and our arms break.
You don't like it, do you?
You don't like it.
You don't like it, but your arms will break.
See? I'm doing this because I don't want to bother you.
You don't like it when I throw heavy balls at you, but you like it when I throw them at you at a fast speed, do you?
Why do you only throw weak balls?
Hey, don't call me weak ball.
You are weak ball!
If you don't like it, can you take a strike from me?
If you don't take a strike from me, I will never take a strike from you.
I will say "Argh!"
You don't like it, do you?
See? I'm doing this because I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
Mind your own business!
Did I say anything wrong?
Of course you did! Your arms won't break!
Do you stone me now?
What do you think you are doing?
Hey you, why am I the criminal?
You are lucky, aren't you?
Let's do judo.
Are you serious?
Let's do judo.
OK.
Let's do it.
I'm really good at judo.
But I don't like judogi.
It's too big!
There's one more thing.
I throw my clothes like this.
Your hands and feet are slippery!
Why do you throw your clothes like this?
It's disgusting!
I don't know.
I don't like it.
So...
Shall we go home?
Let's go home.
It's difficult to play like this, isn't it?
Yes, at that time.
There are times when you think you can play like this, right?
Yes, there are.
But you can't do like this.
While everyone is gathering,
there are times when only bad people are gathering today.
Yes, there are.
At such times, the audience is heavy.
Yes, it's heavy.
Yes, sometimes it's heavy.
Especially when there are many women,
there are also men with menstrual cramps.
Sometimes.
And if it's a heavy day like that,
your face turns blue.
No matter how you look at it,
you want to go home as soon as possible, don't you?
And today's audience is heavy!
They say like that, don't they?
Oh, it's exposed!
It's heavy, isn't it?
Oh, it's exposed!
No, it's not like that.
A woman's body is...
It's annoying.
Unbelievable things are happening.
What are you thinking about?
We're going to die somewhere like this.
It must hurt.
It hurts.
Why are you surprised?
It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt. I'm fine.
You're fine?
It doesn't hurt, but you're bleeding.
Even though you're bleeding, I'm glad.
When I was a kid, my dad threw me into the sea and I drowned.
He said there was a danger signal.
When I was in middle school, I was so fast that I hit a concrete pillar in the face.
When I thought I was going to die, it got dark and I saw a skull mark.
You know, I've been saying this for a long time.
What?
Humans should have some kind of signal before they die.
Oh, really?
No, no, no.
Come on!
I'm shy!
Come on!
Oh, you're right.
Don't say "ugh!"
I'm sorry.
Humans should have some kind of signal before they die.
Ugh!
What are you surprised about?
I'm not surprised!
There must be a signal!
I can't tell you because you're dead.
Yes, yes, yes. I understand.
Humans should have some kind of signal before they die.
What is this? Colin Sagan's "Everybody's Everywhere"?
No, it's "Blue Flowers Will Bloom Before I Die."
You drowned in the pool for no reason!
You keep saying "Blue Flowers," but what kind of blue flowers do you think they are?
What do you mean?
Specifically speaking, they are "Emerald Green."
What kind of green is that?
Emerald Green!
What color is Emerald Green?
Huh?
What color is it?
Just look at it normally.
No, but it's close to that.
Close to that.
- This one? - Yeah, yeah.
This kind of thing definitely doesn't grow, does it?
Are there rarely flowers like that? That's before you die!
That's not true!
It doesn't grow like this before you die!
No, but "Blue Desaraos" are also dangerous.
Oh, are they?
Yeah, I'm sure you've heard of something like that.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
Like, you know, the moment you bump into something in a car...
And you turn around and say, "OK, that's enough."
Who's going to turn around and whisper to you?
Yes.
I absolutely believe in this.
Jumping down from the building.
Falling to the ground about one meter above the ground.
Yes.
When you are about to crash into the ground...
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much.
No, I'm sure of it.
But it's funny that you can hear that in Shinigami.
Why don't you give it a try?
In a car?
Is it your first time meeting him?
Give it a try in a car.
If you drive in a car and drive up to the edge of the wall, you can probably hear it.
But it's dirty to go that far.
You know, they made that recently.
Airbags.
I know it's hard for you, Shinigami.
It's a problem for me.
Yes, yes.
Shinigami is always watching you.
This is going to happen! This is going to happen!
Recently, Shinigami doesn't know why.
In the past, Shinigami would say "bye-bye".
He wouldn't say it, but he would look at the steering wheel and see if it was an airbag or not.
He would say bad things about you.
I see. You have to confirm that first.
You have to confirm it first.
Shinigami has been having a hard time lately.
It's a problem!
Tell me about it!
I'm sorry.
There's something I really want you to tell me, Mr. Downton.
Why is it that the men in the cigarettes commercial for Lark are always aiming for someone's life?
I know, right?
You know, running away in a thin road car.
You know, running away.
Or maybe it's a ship or something like that.
Or like a boy drinking champagne.
He's like "bang!" and then he's like "bang!" and then he's dropped.
You know, he's really aiming for his life.
Does everyone know this movie?
You know it, don't you?
I know it.
This guy used to be a big tanker.
What did he say?
Huh?
What did he say?
You know, he said he'd quit smoking.
What did he say?
He said he'd quit smoking.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
He didn't say anything.
Don't be so arrogant.
Don't be so arrogant!
That's what he said.
Don't be so arrogant!
I'm pissed off!
I'm pissed off.
Don't be so arrogant!
Yeah, yeah.
Ouch!