AISubs v3.5
Tamage!
The first time, in Gaki no Tsukai Arena, Chiki Chiki and Rugby match!
It's going to be a blast!
Young men, nice to meet you!
I'm not young anymore! Look at me! I'm still young!
Can you stand up for a second?
You are Peanuts-kun!
[The game is called "Lovely"]
[The members will play "Lovely"]
- Let's play "Lovely". - Let's do it.
- Shall we? - Well, we are the members.
- We just decided on a punishment game. - Oh, you guys are going to train?
- It's not a selection, it's a draft. - I see.
- First of all, you will be popular in the aquarium. - I see.
- If you watch this show, you will gather here and do shows.
- Wow, that's a lot of people. - Yes.
- You will gather here and do shows. - I see.
- That's the punishment.
- "Scrum" and "waterproof watch", what does it mean?
- I've been doing rugby "scrum" lately...
- What are you talking about?
- You... you want brain salt seeds, don't you?
- Next.
- "Garrison-kun" and "Booby-chan" and "American Kids".
- Yes. - What does it mean?
- Kuzuha-chan is aiming for Hayami-kun. - She is aiming for him.
- She is a black genius. - If you use it...
- Oh, come on! - "Tocchan-boya" too. - "Tocchan - boya" too.
- "Tocchan-boya" too.
- Next.
- "Kanji-bar" and "Daibutsu-mai" and "Zenza".
- This might be interesting. - I won't let you do it.
- This might be... - I won't let you do it.
- Get out of there!
- What is it?
- "Netto-boro" and "hatch".
- This is "Netto-boro" and... - Yes.
- If I explain it, it will be complicated. - Yes, go ahead.
- This is "Netto-boro" and "hatch". - Yes, yes, yes.
- In the air... - Hey, don't go! Don't go!
- Go after you fix it!
- Well, it's something like that... - Yes, yes.
- Which one is better?
- Then, let's use the elimination method.
- I don't like this one.
- I don't like it even if it's expensive.
- I will leave this one.
- "American Kids". I will leave this one.
- For Suga-chan's sake.
- "Kosei"! - Yes?
- You know what?
- This one or... - Yes.
- We will do this one. - Right? - Yes.
- We can't leave the last one behind, can we? - Of course not.
- We might lose because of them, or we might win because of you and me. - Yes, yes, yes.
- We might lose because of them, or we might win because of you and me. That's where it comes from. - That's where it comes from.
- This time, this program, this penalty game, is a double structure. - I see.
- Look, the captain is... Banglo, you're the captain, aren't you? - I'll tell you this, but you can't leave your long hair behind.
- You can't leave it behind. - If you leave it behind, you'll look like this!
- We'll make it nice and neat, and then we'll roll it up nicely! - You'll break it if you do that, since you have weak legs, and you'll have permanent hair. - That would be fun.
- You understand, don't you? - You guys are trying to make this program more exciting or something!
We're going to play a team game now, but I don't know much about their strength.
So today we have three teachers with us.
Takuma-san, Suzuki-san, and Taisei-san.
What do you do first?
Rugby is a tackle.
It's a tackle, right?
Yes, it's a tackle.
Excuse me.
He's the cameraman.
He's amazing.
He's our manager.
He's in charge of the raincoat.
He's our manager.
I don't know!
You said you liked hugging!
I don't know!
He's doing it because he thinks he's the best.
I don't know.
I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
You guys are totally different!
When I see you and when you do it, you're totally different!
Kama-chan!
Stop it!
Well, then! Let's get started!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
By the way, is there anyone who wants to be in my team?
Are you serious!?
Then, let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Then, you say a story!
Oh, you're fine with it?
Yes, I won!
If you don't like it, you're in the same team for now!
I see!
Yes, you're in the same team!
Well, then, I'll say it in Kanada first!
Kanada!
Norias!
Yes!
I see!
You guys are really in my team!
The producer, Suga-kun!
I see!
Takasu-san.
Alright!
You!
Wait!
Wait a minute.
Kobon looks like he's in pain.
Today, I'm going to do the same thing as Akko.
I'm serious.
I'm going to do it until noon.
Let me lie down for a bit.
Wait a minute.
Yamazaki and Jun are two girls.
Saito-chan and these four girls are...
Why are you doing this to me?!
I'm a man!
Shinohara-san!
Go!
Go, Robin!
Yamazaki...
Yamazaki, come here.
Yamazaki is always...
No...
I think it's Hamada-san.
No, it's not.
It's me.
What's wrong with you?!
What should I do?! It's difficult!
What should I do?!
I've never exercised for 44 years.
Yamazaki-san...
Wrap me up and take me home.
You even let me tackle!
Wrap me up and take me home!
You even let me tackle!
You even let me...
Yes, yes.
"Tama-chan"!
She is so excited, "Tama-chan"!
Yes, "Tama-chan" is "Tama-chan".
"Tama-chan" is higher than "Tama-chan", isn't it?
"Tama-chan" is higher than "Tama-chan".
"Tama-chan" becomes "Tama-chan".
She is talking too much.
No, it's my job.
I don't like it.
Every day, like a show-off.
You are talking too much.
It's my job.
I don't like it.
I don't like your make-up.
I don't like it.
Your face is so pale.
Sometimes it hurts.
Your face is so pale.
You should shave it off.
Even if you shave it off,
I can't change my opinion.
You are talking too much in front of the makeup artist.
No, I'm not.
Is it broken?
You should shave it off.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
You shouldn't do something like this.
Why don't you do make-up every day for 10 or 20 years?
What?
You will become "beak-kun".
You are talking too much.
I really think so.
Let's not do it.
It will continue tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
I want to go out with you.
Just the two of us?
Yes.
No way!
I don't like it!
Why do you want to go out with me?
You are watching TV.
I smell so bad.
I'm so pale.
I'm so broken.
What's wrong with me?
It's gross!
Don't say it's gross!
No, no, no. I don't like it.
What if you were walking like this?
There's no one around me.
I'm walking and talking and laughing.
It's gross!
Is it funny?
It's funny!
Then I'll do like this.
Shut up!
Do you understand?
Why are you doing like this?
I'm not doing anything bad.
Shall we go together?
What?
Together.
Why?
Why do you want to go with me?
I feel some danger.
No, it's not like that.
It's gross.
Is it? Is it gross?
Isn't it gross?
If you take the Shinkansen in your private room, you'll be found out.
Absolutely not!
Why don't you take the Shinkansen in your private room?
Why?
Why don't you talk to each other?
Don't say that.
We're friends since elementary school.
Why don't you talk to each other?
I want to talk to you.
Right?
I don't want to talk to you.
Let me talk to you.
I'm not laughing at you.
How are you doing?
Are you eating?
Shut up!
You don't need to talk like that.
But you know what?
What?
When you go to work, you go to the same school, don't you?
Yes, I go to the same school.
But we're not in the same school.
No, we're not.
We're not in the same school.
No, I'm in the same school.
I'm always trying to welcome you.
I'm really like this.
It's not like that.
I don't know how to explain it to you.
I don't know why we're together.
We're a duo.
I think you're wondering what's going on.
But it's crazy!
It's crazy!
When we're alone in a room, it's unbearable!
It's crazy!
So you two are together.
If someone else is doing a show, you're there as a DJ, as a lady, as a manager.
I don't bite at that time.
I talk a lot at that time.
I say, "Mr. Okamoto, I'm on the phone."
I don't know why my manager said, "Wow!"
Suddenly, one of us is facing the other way and...
I can't stand it anymore.
It's disgusting.
It's not like that in the dressing room.
Why do you have to get on the train together?
Why don't you all go together?
I really want to go once.
I only work now.
I can't do it.
Make some time somewhere.
Okinawa seems busy now.
Why?
I don't know.
Everything is online now.
Okinawa...
It can't be helped.
It's dark in Okinawa.
My eyebrows are thick.
I know.
When you go to Okinawa and do it, you don't do it in Okinawa.
Young people who have gathered in Okinawa do it.
You didn't change your Okinawan manager last time, did you?
I don't know any Okinawan girls.
Oh, I see.
Actually, I don't know any.
Only girls from Osaka and Tokyo know me.
You know people from Thailand, don't you?
That's why...
You know!
I don't know!
You know!
You already...
What do you want me to do?
You're a Thai person and you want to sing a song while doing it, don't you?
Hamana Masatoshi and Matsumoto Hitoshi's idol-like destruction plan...
Shut up!
Don't make up stories!
You!
I'm not making up stories for this show!
Except for your stupid stories!
Then tell me the real story!
It's the real story!
I'll call a lawyer...
What?!
I don't want to see it anymore!
What?!
Are you going to call a lawyer?
What?!
Add it up and add it up!
You're really making up stories! Wake up!
What?!
Is that what you're going to do?
No, we did!
We went together!
We went! We went!
We went, didn't we?
We sat in a lot of places like Hinadan...
You chose it earlier!
I chose it!
Huh?!
No, I'm number 29!
I wanted that number 29 badge!
You're funny!
I was just taught Thai!
What did you do?
Huh?!
You're really making up stories!
I don't get you!
Why did it become like this?!
You're the one who said it!
You said it!
I only know girls from Tokyo and Osaka.
Do you know any?
Do you know any girls?
No, I don't know any.
You don't like foreign girls?
No, I can't speak their language.
Do you like American girls?
No, I don't like them.
Ah, you don't like them.
Yes, yes.
French girls?
No, not at all.
British girls?
No, not at all.
Thai girls?
No, I don't like them.
I have a question.
When you get on and off the train, do you always have the same "attaché" case?
Why is that?
What is it?
Do you know?
No, it's like...
It's like...
They all have it!
You don't need this "case" case, do you?
It's in there!
What's in it?
Something like this...
Stop being so proud of yourself!
Isn't that self-defense?
Self-defense difficulty?
Yes!
Self-defense difficulty...
That's not true!
No way!
Really?
So I don't think that "me case" is necessary at all.
Everyone has it.
Even pilots.
"Pilot" doesn't mean anything in that "me case".
It's just a quote, isn't it?
Don't say it like you're angry.
That's what I think, but that's not a "me case".
"Me case"... What did you see?
It was just a black board.
A piece of board.
I can see it from a distance, but it was lying on the side...
It's just a quote!
Why do you have that kind of thing?
Why do you make it out of wood?
You make a hole in it and put your hand in it...
Why do you take that kind of effort?
It doesn't mean anything!
You just get in and open it...
What are you going to explain to me now?
Is it that scary?
Don't say it like you're angry!
It's definitely different.
It's just a quote.
No, it's not.
It's in there.
It's not like you go down and ask for a ticket or something...
Where did you come from?
Oh, it's green. Five thousand yen more.
It's in there, isn't it?
You put it all in there.
Is it that hard?
Of course it is!
It's definitely different.
No, it's not!
I think it's cool, being a pilot.
Being a pilot, do you want to be popular with girls or something like that?
There's no such thing as that when you're young!
Well, you know...
Do you want to work with a stylist or something like that?
I don't care anymore!
Pen name Machiko.
When you're doing your speech,
some people blow air into your hand,
but why is that?
And when you're holding something heavy,
some people put their teeth in your hand.
Why is that?
It's like when you're having fun,
it's easy to understand.
"It's like when you're having fun," "it's easy to understand."
Have you said it again?
Have you said it again about having fun?
No, I don't want to talk about it anymore.
There's nothing else like it.
This is osetalia.
When you speak a language,
do you say 'ha'?
Is this when you obtain eloquence?
- Is this where the moisture is hit? - Yes, this is where the moisture is hit.
- How does it work? - This is how it works.
Like this...
When you do this, you can see the moisture here.
The water cannon.
- Where? - When you do this...
- What? - What is that? Where is the water cannon?
You can't fool me!
Everyone thinks so!
When you do this...
It feels better than you think.
- Is that what you're saying? - Yes, yes.
- Now it feels better. - Because you did this? - Yes.
- When you do this, it feels better, doesn't it? - Do you want me to touch it?
- It's different. - It's different, isn't it?
When you do this...
- It's like... - It's like...
- It's warm. - It's noisy.
When you do this...
When you do this, it's more painful.
- This one doesn't hurt, right? - Yes.
All human beings have the quality of feeling love.
- Only human beings have it. - What are you talking about?
It's my precious water cannon!
We say "ha" to human beings who are precious to us.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
We say "ha" when we have feelings for someone.
"I'm going to kill you! If you come any closer, I'll..." "Ha! Stop! Ha!"
- You're saying "ha" to the criminal. - No, I'm not!
- You're saying "ha" because you're going to kill him! - What? Me?
"I'm going to kill you! If you come any closer, I'll..." "Ha! Stop! Ha!"
- Oh, you're saying "ha" to the criminal! - Yes, I am.
- You're so complicated. - Why?
- Do you say "ha" to everyone? - Yes, I do.
I envy the sports club.
It's not just the sports club! It's the same for everyone!
- You don't say it. - What do you mean?
- What do you mean?
- You don't say "ha" to anyone! - Do I?
You're envious.
You say "ha"!
Call a lawyer!