AISubs v3.5
I'm going home! I'm going home!
Hey, where's the disinfectant?
This is the disinfectant.
Oh, this is the disinfectant.
Oh, I guess you don't use it anymore.
Good morning!
I've got bandages and everything.
If you sleep more than this, you'll get a heart attack.
Saido...
Saido, you're a little dangerous.
No, it's a pretty big bear.
Oh, really?
If it comes by nail, nails are the best.
Well, I haven't cut my nails for about two weeks, either.
Yamaoka...
Yes?
Do you have any disinfectant in there?
I can't do it if my mouth hurts.
I'm sorry.
I think...
I forgot.
Forgetting is dangerous.
It's not in there.
Oh...
But if you have a safety pin...
It's safe, you know.
Take this with you.
Make sure you get it out soon.
Yes, sir.
I guess it's not like you're fighting a bear in a variety show.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
I don't think you need to go that far.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
It can't be helped.
Do you want to do it?
I don't know if you can do it.
No, I won't lose.
It's better for you to stay away from me.
Leave me alone.
Will you be okay?
Yes.
That's right.
I don't know if he'll come out while I'm doing that.
Let's go.
Be careful.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Be careful.
Don't let your guard down.
Yes.
Hey!
This is bad.
Behind you!
It's dangerous.
He got me.
He got me in the head.
What's the meaning of this?
This is bad.
He got me in the head.
Let's go.
Hey!
Are you OK?
Dad!
Are you OK?
Dad...
Are you OK?
Yeah, somehow.
It was stronger than I thought.
Really?
Yeah.
My nose is drooping.
I thought I was hit by a bear.
Like a cold.
But it was strange.
Yeah, it was strange.
I did.
Are you OK?
Sure.
I did it.
Why are you worried?
I did it, right?
I did it!
Oh, you were the first one to do.
I did it, right?
I did it!
Be quick!
I'm glad we made it.
Yeah.
I'm protecting you.
I did it!
Ah, but if you have a safety pin, it's safe.
Here you go.
What are you doing?
Don't look at me like that!
There's no need for you to go that far.
Don't look at me like that.
I guess I won't.
No, no, no.
Once in a lifetime.
Ladies and gentlemen.
You know...
What?
You know...
I'm still stiff today.
You know, usually...
What's wrong with you?
Why do you hate stiffness?
No, I don't hate it.
Why do you hate it when people say you're stiff?
I don't hate it, but...
Why do you deny it?
There's no reason for it.
I go to the gym every day.
Go!
Where do you have the time to go to the gym?
Wait!
Can I touch you?
Touch me, touch me.
Is my arm moving?
No, it's moving, it's moving.
Get on me.
Touch me.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
My arm!
Come on, come on, come on.
It's really strong.
Let me show you.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Come on, use your strength.
This is funny.
Macho man content.
It's only you.
It's funny when you two do it together.
You know...
Fans...
You know...
It's funny, isn't it?
We're different types.
Your fans are...
In general...
They're ugly.
Wait, you!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry!
There are a lot of people who are worse than you!
No, no, no.
There are a lot of people who are worse than you!
No, no. My fans are... well...
I'm sure there are a lot of pigs.
Pigs.
But my fans are on a higher level.
Boo-chan is on a higher level?! What kind of guy is he?!
If it's a pig and a pig's size, it's a pig's win, right?
No, if it's a win or a loss, it's either or.
Pigs are tough!
That's what you think, you pig-eater!
Pigs are tough!
That's not true! Pigs are like...
They're like "haha"!
Your ugly fans are like...
Haha, you idiot!
Pigs... if they lose weight...
Pigs don't want to lose weight!
They don't want to lose weight, that's why they're drinking juice!
It's not even summer and you're already sweating!
But if you really like someone, pigs will lose weight.
Really?!
Yeah.
There are a lot of people who lost weight because of pigs.
Who said that?!
Cassie Nakajima is really fat!
You shouldn't say that!
Who said that?!
Hey!
Cassie, Nagashi-
Don't say it!
Look at Kirei Natta!
Kirei Natta!
Of course! Of course!
Kirei Natta, that person is Kirei Natta!
That's right.
There's a lot of people like that.
Who else is there?
Well...
There's some people who have lost weight and are gaining weight, right?
Ah, there are people like that.
There are people like that! Who is it?
Cassie, Nagashi-
Don't say about Cassie anymore!
What are you going to do if Hiroshi gets angry?
Cassie's Hiroshi.
If Cassie's Hiroshi gets angry, it's pretty much a match, you know?
Hiroshi, you-
I want to appear in a commercial for Ribobitan Day, you know?
The two of us.
Yeah, the two of us. Both of us are match, you know?
Hey, you Ribobitan Day.
"FIGHT!" Like that, you know?
Ah, Amana-san!
Yes?
I have your amazing photo.
Oh, you do?
If you post it on Friday...
I want you to use it as a joke and say "I love you, Natsumi" and then wink at the camera and throw a kiss at the end.
If you don't do it...
Is he stupid or what?
You haven't taken it yet.
It's fine.
What's with you?
Come at me!
What's with you?
You guys did it again!
This time you might not be able to make excuses anymore.
You're one of those who really can't be taken!
That's why I didn't do anything!
I didn't do anything.
Even after work, I'm still clean.
After work, I usually go home alone or go to the gym.
That's why...
You don't have to go to the gym anymore!
Right?
He's doing it.
My chest hurts! It's hard!
It's moving! It's moving!
I really didn't go.
On my days off, I usually go to Misa.
You don't have any!
Be careful!
If you say you love Natsumi, you'll get in trouble!
It's fine.
I'm not being taken.
No, you're not.
What is it?
It's neither too much nor too little.
You can say you love Natsumi, can't you?
No, I mean...
That's a condition!
If you can't say it, come at me!
Wait, I said...
What is it? Why can't you say it?
No, I said it's a condition!
Is it because you don't have to say it?
Is it because you don't love me?
Is it because you don't love me?!
That's enough! Just go!
Is it enough?
Is it enough?!
Is it enough that you love me?!
That's enough of that. Stop it.
That kind of talk?!
"How many people will gather?" project.
We've received a lot of requests for it.
Let me introduce one of them.
Find the human version of Wall-E.
Everyone will do it like you.
How many minutes will it take you to find the real one?
That's funny.
Who will find it?
I don't know about that.
You'll know it right away, won't you?
I know, I know.
What is it?
It's "angry"!
"Angry"!
Hey, you!
That's "angry", good-day monkey band.
That's what I think!
What is it?
It jumps as high as a monkey!
When you see it with your own eyes
when you make a monkey expression from your heart
when you see it with your own eyes
you will think " Whoa, it's cute! How fun!"
But that's not the case at all!
It doesn't look angry at all!
It cools you down!
citizenship!
Let go of capitalism!
No way! Not at all!
It doesn't work at all!
No, it doesn't!
When we all clap our hands, it doesn't work at all!
No, that's...
Even the greatest clapper is like "Uwaaah!"
No...
No, it doesn't work like that...
No, it doesn't work like that, but it's like...
You know what I mean?
What do you know?
It's like "Well, well, well..."
You know what I mean?
It's weird!
There are things you can't help but say sometimes, you know.
The other day I was on the phone with a friend and I said, "Hmm, you're right, that might be the case."
That might be the case, you know?
I said that and started laughing by myself.
At the time, someone made me say "You know, you know, you know?"
It was the same fairy as "exciting" that comes with a fight, you know?
No way!
There can't be such a thing!
There definitely is!
There isn't!
There is a fairy that comes into your brain and says "You know, you know, you know..."
You know, you know, you know...
Don't use "fairy" like that!
It's so small!
It comes into your brain from inside your ears!
Stop it!
There can't be such a thing, you idiot!
You have wings, don't you?
Why didn't you say it from the beginning?
You're such a...
What?
You're such a...
You're talking differently!
You're saying it because you have wings, right?
I have wings!
There's no way a fairy like you would walk in here!
You have wings, right?
You have wings, right?!
I don't need them, you know?
That 'chow' you say... 'chow chow'
My stomach hurts right now!
I can't do it, I can't do it. I can't do it at all.
Now, let's go to the next 'hagaki'.
I don't know how to use 'hagaki'.
No, for now...
Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Let go of me!
For now, I think it's funny, so I'll say it.
I'll say it from below.
When I see someone yawning, I can't help but yawn.
Why do you yawn?
Could it be an electric shock?
What are you talking about?
This, you know, I...
Well, yawning...
Yawning... Yawning research in Japan...
That's all you can say, right?
I have two large ones, you know?
No, um...
It doesn't matter!
No, what?
No!
It doesn't matter if you have two large ones!
Well, yawning is...
Yes, why did you say it?
Um...
I'm laughing, but...
This, you know?
Yawning, right?
For example, I'm yawning, right?
I'm yawning, right?
Then...
All of this atmosphere...
It's all absorbed by me.
That's why...
I have it in one pair.
Yes.
Do you understand?
You're lying!
Let's think about it in earth.
In earth? Why do you say "in earth"?
In earth, it's like that, isn't it?
Yes.
If you bring only humans here, they all go there, don't they?
What will go there?
Pressure!
Pressure!?
Pressure... No, it's not pressure.
What? What? What? What?
You said atmosphere and atmosphere, didn't you?
Atmosphere!
Atmosphere will go there, won't it?
Then we can't protect earth, can we?
I see.
Earth's axis will shift, won't it?
Yes.
That is...
Ozone layer's red...
What are you talking about!?
What are you talking about!? It's nightmare's story, isn't it!?
Don't talk nonsense!
Today we should learn...
Shut up!
Learn...
What are you talking about!?
I... I...
You're leaving soon.
That's why I said it right away!
For example, you can't do like this, can you?
Because you can't talk, right?
You can!
What?
You can talk with me!
Because you're close, right?
It has nothing to do with being close!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
What? What? What are you looking at?
You're coming in from there, aren't you?
You can do it, can't you?
I'll ask you one thing.
What?
You have three and a half hours, don't you?
Yes, I do.
To maintain balance.
That's right.
I also have three and a half hours.
What's funny about it?
I can walk properly.
This is...
No, I'm not talking about that!
Listen to me until the end!
That's why you're coming in from your ear!
If you close it, you can't hear me!
No, it's my story.
Tell me about it!
Listen to me for a moment.
What is it with you!?
You always explain things to me, don't you!?
Why are you coming over here!?
I'll go over there, so wait!
I want to talk to you up close!
You have three and a half hours, so maintain balance...
You can't walk like this while maintaining balance.
I know that!
What does it have to do with you coming in from your ears?
So you admit that I have three and a half hours?
Can you see that I have three and a half hours in my ears?
What are you talking about?
I'm getting angry!
You come in from here, so what happens if you do like this?
That's what I'm saying!
Whether you come in or not doesn't matter!
I'm talking about whether you can see it or not!
If you can see it, then you must have come in this size!
I see...
You switched to that question.
I didn't switch!
You said it from the beginning!
Well, that's how it is...
I've been talking about it since morning!
If you come in like that...
It's you!
You're the one who grew up and grew up!
Fairies...
Can't be seen.
You said you saw it!
Clearly!
That's why I can see it!
You saw it, too!
I can see it. I can see it.
No, I can't hear you.
What are you doing?!
What are you going to do with the mic?
It's fine. It's fine if you're the only one who can't see it.
I can see what you can't see.
You're dirty!
No way!
Stop it!
I can't see it!
What?!
What do you mean "stop it"? Are you going to stop it?
That's what I'm talking about!
No way!
You said you couldn't see it in the first place.
What do you mean?
What do you mean "what do you mean?"
You said you could see it.
Then what?!
Then you're saying I can't see it in public like this?!
You always say that!
You say that every time you're on this show!
You're insulting me!
I'm... I'm an angel!
When I get excited, I get wings!
Let me out!
Just let me out for once!
Fly away!
Why do you need wings? Why?!
Because if you do, you'll look like you're wearing torn clothes!
Is there a reason for that?!
I... I don't like it.
I...
Constitution 19...
Shut up!