AISubs v3.5
Do you want to play costume tonight?
The first-ever real-life face-to-face Othello game!
Well...
Well, it's nice of you to come all the way out here.
It's nice of you.
It's all blue in here.
It's all blue, isn't it?
Usually, there are four Othellos like this.
It starts like that.
You put them down and flip them over.
But since we don't have that many,
you and I will decide on a color one by one.
That's where it starts.
Oh, we can start anywhere, right?
You're black and I'm white.
I'm black, right?
Yes, yes.
Then I'll...
I'll start from here!
Then I'll...
Like this...
From above my glasses...
I'll start from here.
Don't shake me like that!
I'll start from here.
What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?
You scared me!
Yamazaki and Suga will be black.
If that's the case...
- If that's the case? - Yes.
Suga-chan, you've changed a lot.
Suga-chan, you're definitely going to be in today's opening.
Many colors permeate me.
I think it's worth it.
It's worth it.
You dropped it.
I'm not dying.
THE END
This is my second time here.
Is it your second time today?
Yes, it's my second time.
It's creepy in here.
What's going on in here?
It's cheap, isn't it?
Look at you!
It's not about the price or anything like that.
Well, it's fine.
Oh, right!
It's the first time you've shaved your shoulders, right?
I don't shave my shoulders!
It's normal.
You didn't shave your shoulders yesterday.
I didn't shave my shoulders!
You were putting up a tip energy bar!
I didn't!
You were!
I was looking in front of you!
That was a different number!
That's what a shoulder shave is.
A number different from a shoulder shave is completely different.
You don't understand!
It's because you've never had a shoulder shave!
It's completely different!
It's because you've never had a shoulder shave!
You don't understand!
It's different!
It's completely different!
Why? You were heavy! You were lazy!
It's not like that at all!
It's not!
Around here and around the neck area is lazy.
It's a shoulder shave!
It's different!
It's a number!
No, it's not!
It's a shoulder shave!
It's not like that at all!
Katakori is really...
Sujichigai is complete Japanese.
Katakori is the same.
Katakori's kata is kanji, isn't it?
Kori is katakana, isn't it?
Hiragana is also there.
I have never carved kata.
What?
I have never carved kata.
No, katakori is difficult.
Oh, you're annoying me.
Katakori is really sujichigai.
Your story is sujichigai.
It doesn't fit at all.
You know what?
At Shinkansen...
There was a noisy guy over here, and he was wearing a hat and doing like this.
And he fell asleep like this, and his spine got weird.
You know what?
What?
Listen to me!
It was like this.
I'm telling you, I have a strong body.
So where did you get that strong body from, you idiot!
Look at you!
But you have a strong spine!
And you did it like this!
It was so weird!
Everyone was like...
You did it like that!
Did you get it on camera?
Of course! I didn't move at all!
I don't think you got it on camera!
You did it like this!
I don't think you got it on camera!
You should have disappeared from the screen for a moment!
No, no, no!
I did it like I was grabbing you!
What are you talking about?
Everyone, jump again!
You're amazing!
Jump!
That was...
You were holding me back before I even started.
No, you were...
No, you weren't!
That was really bad!
You went too far!
You could have stopped me!
You were flying all over the place!
No, I'm serious!
You're amazing!
You know...
I'm 28 years old now.
But I'm still about 17 years old!
Are you stupid?
No, I'm serious!
What are you talking about?
You've never lost a sport before!
What do you mean?
You're not good at sports!
No matter what I learn...
Even if I run...
You're stupid!
That's one of Hitoshi's secrets!
No, I didn't ask you!
Keep it a secret!
I didn't ask you!
Why is it one of his secrets?
You don't have to say it!
Everyone...
I love you!
Why do you say it twice?!
Even if you say it once, there are a lot of them all over the country.
But one secret...
One secret...
Don't say it twice!
One ancient secret...
You're suddenly talking about ancient things!
First of all, why can't we show our power in sports?
Everyone, what do you think about that?
Even though he's such a muscular man...
What?!
I think you're all thinking about it.
His muscles are also moving a lot.
They're wobbly!
Right?! That muscular man!
You're crazy!
Why can't we do sports?!
You're crazy!
It's not that we can't do it!
To tell you the truth...
My muscles are too big!
That's why I'm not suited for sports!
What are you talking about?
To tell you the truth, I can't lose.
You can't do that.
No matter what I do.
That's why you can't do it!
I can do it even if I can't do it.
You can't do it!
I'm good at using force.
Basically.
Really?
What do you use force for?
For my arms and fingers.
I don't have a stand.
Here...
I can't do it if there's no one who says "ready, go".
You can't do it if you're not with me!
Well...
It's been a while since I've seen a manly man like you!
Are you crazy?!
Why don't you sit down and shake it again?!
I can laugh now!
Hurry up and sit down!
Don't shake it again!
Who says "ready go"?
You say it.
Me?
Ready...
Go!
What are you doing?
Like this.
Your grip strength and arm strength are different.
That's what you said!
No, I'm serious.
Your grip strength and arm strength are different.
But the strength here is...
Yes, yes, yes.
What about your fingers?
What about my fingers?
Your fingers.
What is it?
This unexpected laughter.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
Should I hold my fingers like this or like this?
It's not decided yet.
If you do it like this, it's not decided yet.
So, let's play a game again.
What game?
Something.
Sounds good.
Let's do it.
It's been a while.
We haven't played baseball since we met last time.
Did you play golf?
Yes, I did.
Did you play golf before that?
What are you talking about?
Did you play baseball?
Yes, I did.
I want to play a punishment game.
What is it?
We played it last time.
Yes, we did.
I want you to give me that frame.
Yes, yes.
That five minutes.
Yes, yes.
I want to see you and Okan's manzai there.
What?
Wait a minute.
What is Okan?
It's you and me.
We will go out in the morning.
We will do manzai for five minutes.
Yes, we will.
I want to see it.
Are you stupid?
What are you going to do?
Are you going to play as a team?
We can play as a group.
Shall we play as a group?
We can split up and do it.
Shall we play as a group?
Yes.
The one who split up as a group will do manzai in front of American kids.
Are you serious?
Shall we call Ashiko?
What if I lose?
You can't say anything.
Will she come?
Of course she will come if you invite her.
Shall we think about it?
What shall we do?
Shall we do rugby?
Rugby?
I've never done it before, so I don't know if it's funny.
Shall we do it?
If you lose, call Ashiko.
- I haven't decided yet! - Oh, the penalty game.
- It's a race. - A race, huh?
It's going to be crazy, but we just have to hold on and race.
- I guess. - Right? - I guess so. - That's what I'm saying.
- Smoking is more fun than that. - Smoking is fine.
- I'm going to puke. - I'm not going to puke.
I don't know if you're used to it or not.
If you show me your butt, I'm going to puke.
Macchan!
- Shall we do it? - Why are you going to puke?
I'm going to use your stress release agent.
- I'm going to puke! - I'm going to puke!
A long time ago, when Macchan looked at an old man's back, he said he puked there.
- Oh, he did say that. - I tried it, too.
I was looking at his nose.
His nose, you know?
You might think it's weird if you look at it from the front,
but I was looking at his nose from about three meters away.
I think I was a kid.
Then, I puked my nose and ate it afterwards.
Then, I said, "Eat it."
Eat it.
Why do you say it twice?
You can't say it twice, can you?
If you think about it, you'll really puke!
It sounds like a lie, but if it's true and it's you, Macchan, you'll believe me, won't you?
That's an amazing story.
It's amazing that you ate it, but...
What did you say?
Puking is worse than that.
First of all, you pooped.
If you poop when you look at it, you'll think, "Oh, no!"
Oh, no!
And you're puking.
I think she puked more than she thought.
You're an esper, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
More than pooping, she puked more than she thought.
What are you talking about?
No, of course not.
After all, pooping is an external thing, isn't it?
What do you mean "external"?
It's an external object, isn't it? Furniture.
External object?
It's not just a vessel.
Vessel?!
But she puked, so she said it internally.
Internally?!
It's a human instinct to put it in one's mouth.
Oh, is that so?
It's the same with an eraser, isn't it?
If you smell it...
It goes away.
No, you can't make it go away if you smell it.
Sometimes it goes away because of that softness.
That's human instinct.
Humans try to put things in their mouths right away.
Things that make you feel good.
I know that.
They try to put it in their mouths right away.
Yes, yes.
It doesn't have to be dirty!
I want to eat it!
That's what humans think, isn't it?
Yes.
Oh, I just ate poop.
Have you ever eaten poop?
Oh, no! It's dirty!
They say it, but it's even dirtier.
They put it in their mouths.
Laugh a little more!
I'm going to the bathhouse now.
But recently, I've been interested in the way my father looks at me.
When I'm taking off my clothes and suddenly look at the bathhouse,
I always make eye contact with him.
The other day, he smiled at me.
And finally last night, my underwear disappeared from my basket.
There's only this bathhouse nearby.
Is there a good way to make my father feel better?
What do you mean, "make him feel better"?
You know...
It's strange, isn't it, Bandai?
Is it legal?
- To say "she's there"? - To say "she's there"?
- If she's an old man, she looks round, doesn't she? - Yes, round.
- Is it OK? - Of course.
- Then... - It's all! The old man can see everything!
- He can even see the panties! - Panties...
It's strange to see something you don't want to see.
It might be plus or minus zero.
- It might be minus. - It might be minus.
If you don't want to see it, why do you want to see it?
- Of course. - It's amazing, isn't it?
If you don't want to see it, you'll see it.
You'll think "Wow!", but you'll say "Wow, as I thought!".
- But you'll say "Wow, as I thought!" again. - It happens.
You know, an old woman in her seventies has an amazing body.
- And you're showing it off... - You know, it's not "V" anymore.
It's like...
It's scary!
What is it?
- It's a blind spot! - Where do you want to see it?
- I've seen it before! - When?
- I haven't even said it. - Come out of here.
- It's like... - What?
It's like a demon in the corner of hell.
It's like it's dozens of layers.
- It's amazing, isn't it? - It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough!
What can we do about it?
- There's a band of homos. - Yes.
- There are two types of homos. - Yes, there are.
- Big brothers and little brothers. - Big brothers and little brothers.
- Big brothers are... - What?
- Big brothers are... - They're kind, right?
- They're kind. - They're cute.
- Big brothers are... - They're cute.
- Little brothers are... - They're cute.
Ouch!
- Little brothers are cute. - Yes.
- It's a strange world, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
Big brothers come and little brothers go crazy.
Little brothers are excited.
- Yes, little brothers are excited. - Little brothers are excited.
- It's strange, isn't it? - It's strange.
- It hurts, doesn't it? - It hurts.
- It hurts, but I stand up. - You stand up.
- It's possible for little brothers to come forward. - It's possible.
- And little brothers come and little brothers go crazy. - Little brothers come and little brothers go crazy.
- It's like magic. - Yes.
- It connects. - Yes.
- So we have no choice but to carry it around so that it's hated. - Yes.
- Buy some underwear and... - Yes.
- They've already taken it once. - Yes.
- So think about it a little more. - Yes.
I think it's best to make it into underwear you don't want to take again.
You're a man, aren't you? When you see a pretty girl, you want to take her underwear.
- I don't know much about that. - Don't play dumb with me!
I don't want to be with you!
That's because you showed me your underwear in the afternoon!
- That one? - Yes.
Let's take it.
It's like this.
- Rugby. - Yes.
- Let's do our best as "rugger men". - Shut up, you loudmouth.
- It's fine. Let's do our best. - Seriously.
- It's been a while. - It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's just the right season. It's getting warmer.
- It's getting warmer. - Yes.
- It's a good season. - Yes.
- The weather... - Yes.
- On the contrary, it's bad weather. - Yes.
- It's summer, and there's a lot of crime. - Yes.
- There's also kidnapping. - Kidnapping, especially when you're a little kid and you're taken away and later you're kidnapped over a phone call or something like that.
- Teacher! - What's wrong with you?
I made a mistake! I should have said it earlier!