AISubs v3.5
It's started!
The first time!
Every month!
Nice control!
Hop hop!
Are you kidding me?
Shut up!
Today we have a lot of products.
Let me show you.
Like this.
Like this?
Yes.
We have to have this frame.
The loser has to cut its face.
There are five rounds.
The first product is a cordless book.
It's good.
I don't need it.
(music)
Let's do it.
You can't get a gold medal.
Make sure you don't get it.
I'll do it.
Even if you get it, you can't get a gold medal.
You can get a silver medal.
Oh, my face!
Are you doing it?
I'll do it.
You do it.
I'm tired of it.
It hurts.
Oh, my face!
I'll do it.
Let's go to the second round.
You are funny.
Let's go to the second round.
The winner of the second round will receive a new model sunglasses set from Niconflames in 1992.
Wow, is it there?
I don't like it.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, you don't like it.
What is your punishment?
You will be used by the staff.
Buy me about ten of them.
Hey, wait!
Buy me about ten of them.
I can't understand you.
What is "high school" in Japanese?
It is "tourist" in Japanese.
It is about 110 yen now.
I am sorry.
You should say "thank you" instead of "thank you".
I am sorry.
You are going to break it.
Are you going to sit down?
Don't say anything.
The third round.
The third round is...
From the Japanese television "SUBARU ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCER"...
HONSHEI KIM JINJI KARERA
Let's see who will win.
You dirty bastard!
Wait a minute! What is going on?
You shouldn't pass it in the middle.
Here?
Yes, you can pass it in here.
I think I can do it.
It's in!
Put it on top of the banana.
Can you put it in a little more?
Ouch! Ouch!
It stinks!
Are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Ouch! Ouch!
It stinks!
Ouch! It stinks!
It stinks a lot!
Look!
It stinks a lot!
Let's go to the next one!
The next one is...
Let's do a mountain bike qualifying race.
Ouch! It still stinks!
It smells like gorilla's urine!
Are you OK?
I think you can do it!
Go!
Ouch!
That was close!
Watch out!
I can't go as far as I can now!
I want to quit.
Now, for the last one!
For the last one, let's present a diamond fashion show from Ginza Tenshodou, which opened in 1912!
The punishment for this game is to steal the other person's car.
If you really hate diamonds, I'm sorry, but will you edit it for me?
No, I don't mind. I said the same thing at the meeting.
For now, I'll take it home.
Wow, that was a big bend!
There it is!
It's not dirty, so it's fine.
What are you doing?
It's a car!
Hey! Hey!
You can't ride it!
But the ceiling...
I don't care about the ceiling!
I won't ride it!
I've never done this before, so I don't know what to do.
Huh?
What?
Who's riding it?
Are you riding it?
There is something painful in your fan again.
No matter what, I love you.
Is that so?
I don't love you at all.
The world doesn't work like that.
Of course it works well.
That's right.
We still have a long way to go.
You still look like you're about to say something.
That's right.
Your body is leaning forward from earlier.
That's right.
You're wearing clothes like this?
It's not like that!
You know what?
No, no.
She is my fan.
That hurts!
So it's okay for me to hurt her a little.
It's not okay for you to say that!
But it's clothes like this!
It's fine! It's cute!
No, it's not cute!
Is that so?
No, no.
Even if it's useful, it's my job to say that to various people.
But...
It's not like that!
You say that when people are stupid.
You're stupid for wearing clothes like this!
You know what?
If you were weak-minded, you would be depressed.
You watch a lot of TV shows and you finally get it right.
You're stupid for wearing clothes like this!
You know what?
This is what I was thinking!
But...
If a talent like you says that to me...
It hurts!
But...
Don't do that when you look in the mirror!
There are still other clothes!
You shouldn't do that when you're drunk!
Oh, welcome back, Keiji!
How was the show today? Did you have fun?
What are you drinking?!
Stop it!
Don't drink sleeping pills when you're being told like this!
Stop it already. You shouldn't say such tough things to an amateur like me.
I'm not saying tough things. I'm just laughing.
Right?
Then you'll know the moment the candle light goes out.
What's with you? Why are you laughing like that?
I said stop it!
Anyway...
You know...
Well...
Say it already.
I'm thinking of doing another project.
I'd like to do it soon.
Is that so?
I think so.
At the factory?
At the factory.
You've been doing it late at night, haven't you?
Yes.
And you haven't done it since this time.
If you say so...
I see...
I'm thinking of doing something.
And...
I wonder how many people will come.
I see...
I'll give it a try.
Have you decided on the number of people?
Yes, I have.
Like a thousand people?
Yes.
This time...
Even if you have a school, you can come...
...at this time, right?
Yes.
You stink!
Why do you say that?
Well, you know...
I'm in such a bad condition. I often get hiccups.
You know...
I often get hiccups.
When you're about to die?
When a cat is about to die, I often get hiccups.
I wonder...
Do you die?
Well...
It can't be helped that I'm far away from people.
Oh, that's because you're about to die.
That's because you're about to die.
A cat is about to die.
I don't know where it is.
Well...
I often get hiccups.
Oh, no...
I'm far away from people and I get hiccups.
I wonder...
Do I die?
I don't think I will die.
Hey, you look like you are about to die too.
You all think of funny things!
Like disassembly seminars and farewell seminars.
Why did this guy die?
If you open it, you can see the shell coming out.
It's scary.
If you open it and say it like that...
People often say you die in a car accident.
That's the coolest way of saying it.
It's not cool!
You won't die with such a beautiful face.
I will die with a beautiful face!
I think I will die with a smile...
and a calm face.
An accident is only for a moment.
You can't laugh!
You will die with a scream!
I won't leave anything behind!
So, no matter how big of an accident it is...
when you open the shell...
Are you still planning to die?
I'm not planning anything!
Your face looks like you are planning something!
I have a calm face!
Laugh one more time!
If I open the shell like this...
Look! Look! Look!
Your eyes are open!
My eyes are open!
It's scary, isn't it?
What kind of face do you have?
I have a calm face!
A calm face?
I have an angel-like face!
Look up! Look up!
Idiot!
It's not like that!
What?
You can't have a face like that!
A boy-like face!
You can't have that!
You won't die!
You won't die, either!
No, it's not like that!
I don't care about that kind of talk!
What is it?
Well...
I'm not planning anything!
What do you mean you're not planning anything?!
Let's get together and see what we can do.
I see.
What about the place?
This time we'll get together without a limit.
Without a limit?
We don't know how many people will come.
This time we'll go to a pretty big place.
That's right.
What should we do?
Let's get together and see what we can do.
What should we do? Let's get together and see what we can do.
You just said you'd get together and help me.
You can't say you can't do it.
You're too weak.
You can't say you can't do it.
If you can't do it, you won't grow up.
How about we get together and do a concert?
What are you doing?
Hello, Bachan and Hamachan.
Good evening.
There was an interesting song in the middle school love song class.
"Canon".
It has a lot of meaning.
I see.
This is tough, isn't it?
It's probably like "A fly came in, a fly came in".
It's like "Before you get stabbed, kill me first".
"A fly came in, a fly came in".
It's pretty pop, isn't it?
It has a lot of meaning.
I know what it's like.
You just said it was pop!
You're stupid!
"Hungary Mew" is like that.
It gets more and more pop at first.
That's weird!
You should have sung it from the beginning!
"A fly came in, a fly came in".
"Before you get stabbed, kill me first".
Are you crazy?
What?
It's like "Hungary Mew"!
It's like "Hungary Mew" now!
Before I'm crushed, crush me!
Cha-cha!
The other side of the sky...
Stop it!
Cha-cha!
The other side of the sky hasn't risen yet!
This place hasn't risen yet!
That's enough of you!
Hurry up and go, you old man!
From the beginning!
The wind is blowing...
Something has changed!
A mosquito has flown in!
This part hasn't risen yet!
Before I'm crushed, crush me!
Cha-cha!
The other side of the sky...
It's like "Doraemon"!
...hasn't risen yet!
It's like "Ojou", isn't it?
Stop it!
Where did you get excited?
A mosquito has flown in!
You're the one who got excited!
Ouch, it hurts!
I got injured in the meantime!
Send me the song!
It can be a record.
Or it can be a tape.
Yes, it can be a tape.
Send it to me.
If the world became yours, what would you do first?
This is common.
If all mankind perished and only you remained...
I don't think so.
I don't think so, either.
Why not?
Even if you're alone, it's fun.
All of this is yours, isn't it?
It's your own thing, isn't it?
That's right, but...
Of course, you can park your car as much as you like.
I don't care about such small things!
Can you drive with your legs like this?
I can, I can, I can, but you can't...
No one will come if you talk, right?
Don't you know?
Well, you certainly don't do anything on TV, do you?
So, you don't have anyone, do you?
But you came out of it.
What?!
Do you watch it?
You don't watch it, do you?!
What kind of world do you want to conquer?
But no matter what happens, no matter what I do, in your case...
But you don't think about it?!
What do you mean?
You don't think about it?!
No matter what kind of question you ask me, if one of my wishes comes true,
I'd like you to become transparent human beings.
Even if you say that, I can only think about it!
Transparent human beings are also transparent human beings who can pass through walls,
but there are also transparent human beings who cannot be seen.
Ah, I see.
Transparent human beings who cannot be seen are a little tough.
On the other hand, transparent human beings who can pass through walls are even tougher.
Why?
Because they are transparent.
Even if you think it's comfortable and try to touch it, you can't do anything.
Ah...
If you can't touch it, you can't do anything!
That's what I'm worried about!
Why?!
That's where you have to think about it.
Ah, I see.
If you think about it like that, you can't pass through it.
Right? You can't pass through it.
You can't pass through it, but...
It's still fine in this season, but you can't wear clothes in the winter.
Transparent doesn't mean you're going to be transparent forever.
You'll be barefoot.
Then you'll be a transparent human being instead of a transparent tie and transparent pants.
No, it's fine if you disappear like this.
Then you'll be barefoot like this forever.
It's fine if you can't be seen.
It stinks! It stinks!
I can't see it, but doesn't it stink?
It stinks in here!
What?! It stinks!
You won't say that.
Then you won't be around.
You won't be around!
You'll be found out!
Is he back again?
Who is he?
He's transparent!
You'll say that.
It's embarrassing, but you can't say you're a transparent human being.
Then you'll be a quiet person like this.
How can you be quiet?
You don't have an apartment.
You can't go to someone's house, can you?
Even if you go to someone's house, you can't go in without opening the door.
I'm telling you, you can't go in without opening the door, can you?
Here it is!
It's red! It's red!
What?!
You can't close it that fast!
Here it is!
You can open it either way!
You can open it like this!
You can't do that!
Even if you got it right, no one would know!
It's weird when you go home.
It's painful.
So, it's not like that.
The whole world will be yours.
Then you'll understand.
Humanity will all be annihilated.
Yes.
I don't like it.
You stay here.
Yes, yes.
I've got one more.
I see.
If you say so...
What is it?
You don't need a man, do you?
Why not?
Isn't it?
Are you going to get a man?
Or a horse?
What?
A horse?
What are you going to do?
You don't even drive a train or a bus anymore.
Cars don't have gasoline anymore.
Humanity won't exist anymore.
What are you going to do if it doesn't exist?
Then you don't need Shibuya or anything like that!
Why are you in such a hurry?
If you're the only one who won't exist,
you don't have to fight.
What is this?
You're doing it very slowly.