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The manager of Dantan, Takuhomo Ogamoto!
- A new manager. - I can't just leave him like that.
- We have to celebrate. - We have to.
- I'll kill Ogamoto. - What?
- I'll kill him. - You'll kill him?
- I'll kill him. - Team Zero doesn't kill either.
- I was with the manager the other day, Nitta. - Yes.
- Nitta is a decoy now. - He's trying to trick us.
- The three of us stepped in. - We stepped in and messed up.
- And then... - Yes, Team Zero?
- We... - We...
- We did a celebration dance for them. - Yes.
- We chilled and danced on TVS. - Yes.
- And we've invited two more powerful dancers. - Yes.
- Please! - Yes!
- Who are they? - They're Hawaiians.
- Hawaiians! - Hawaiians!
- Hawaiians dancers! - Aloha!
- Aloha!
- First, we'll celebrate. - Yes.
- And then, they'll jump in. - Yes.
- That's the plan. - Yes.
- Let's go to Ogamoto's house. - Yes.
Oh!
Good morning.
Well, let's go in.
The manager is late again.
Yes, yes.
Let's go in.
Yes, let's go in.
Good morning.
What is this?
I don't know.
Leave it alone.
It's heavy.
Please sit down.
Thank you.
What are you looking at?
Leave it alone.
What is this?
What are you doing?
Good morning.
Look at this.
What is this?
It's a celebration.
A celebration?
No, it's not what we always do.
We did it on our diary.
It's over now.
It can't be helped.
Let's celebrate.
Thank you.
Good for you.
I'm inviting one more group.
I'm so happy for you.
Are you happy, Okamoto?
Yes, I am.
The symbol of peace...
Pigeons!
You're right.
What is it?
I don't know!
Life expectancy?
I don't know if it's life expectancy.
I don't think you'll die from life expectancy.
No, but I...
I think you'll be killed.
Who will kill me?
I don't know who will kill you.
A woman?
I don't know if it's a woman or...
You'll be stabbed.
Don't be stupid.
I'm sure there's someone like me.
My special edition.
Michael Tomioka who chews gum.
What gum do you chew on TV?
Michael Tomioka who chews gum.
You're crazy.
What do you mean?
It's on TV.
It's a guest.
You're talking so quietly.
You're chewing gum.
If you say you're bad or Michael Tomioka is bad,
Michael is bad.
Right?
Michael is bad in many ways.
Right?
But it's my value.
Michael, don't chew gum.
But in Nagoya...
What gum do you chew on?
Michael's cheeks are red, too.
When you say that,
the ratio of badness between you and Michael is about the same.
Why?
It's a lie.
Michael is already in there,
so it can't be helped.
You...
At that time,
you were like a foreigner.
You were treated like a foreigner.
Right.
You're right.
Of course I know.
I know you shouldn't be chewing gum.
But I don't know if he's half Japanese or not.
I don't know.
But I don't know if he's a foreigner or not.
He's half Japanese.
A half Japanese like me...
Are you half Japanese?
I'm a little Indian.
Are you Indian?
Indian?
Oh, you're wrong!
If you say like that, I'll be believed!
I'm not Indian at all.
What are you talking about?
I'm Thai, but you're Filipino.
Why are you Indian?
I'm Indian!
I've been with you since elementary school, but I've never heard of it.
I didn't want to say it.
Usually, when we get along, we say bad things to each other's friends.
But actually, I'm Indian.
That's what friends are like!
You've been deceiving me for ten years!
Oh, wait!
I've been deceiving you for a long time, and I think you should do the same!
Sometimes it's funny like this, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, well, it's fine.
It hasn't started yet, but I was a little angry the other day when I came out of the well.
What is it?
You know, I usually come out of the well, and then you come out and say "uskashtera"!
Did you really say that?
No, it's true!
You said "uskashtera"!
"uskashtera"!
I know it hasn't started yet, but I'm angry about it!
I'm angry, too.
How can I walk? I'm just walking in the way my mother taught me!
Why do you say "uskashtera" to me?
My mother always says "kidotteru" to me, doesn't she?
Who says that?
kidotteru
That's... you know...
Don't say that!
You're the one who said it!
I'm a woman.
I see.
I'm just walking normally!
You know, you walk like this while leaning against the car.
Like this?
Like this.
Is this "uskashteru"?
It's "uskashteru"!
This is "uskashteru" in a different way!
How am I supposed to walk like this?
I can't walk low like this.
I see.
Like this.
I can't look at you like this.
That's why you're dressed up like...
a dandy.
No, no, no!
I'm not dressed up like a dandy!
So, I think you're not tall enough.
You're not tall enough for a comedian.
I've never seen a comedian this funny!
No, no, no!
Do I have to walk like this?
No!
Do I have to walk like this?
No, no, I don't know how to say it. Do I have to walk like a cat?
If I walk like that, will anyone like me?
Shut up!
No, thank you, thank you.
Do I have to walk like a sailor?
If I walk like that, will you watch me on TV?
You're funny. Seriously.
Some people look at me like I'm laughing.
You're making me angry!
Yesterday, I was about to snap.
What happened?
Yesterday, I was eating at Akasaka's party.
Why?
What do you mean?
It's my parents' house.
I was eating there.
Akasaka's parents' house?
It's different now.
What do you mean?
I wasn't born in Akasaka.
I was eating there.
Two students came in.
They looked at me.
They didn't look at me in any other way.
They looked at me and ate a Chinese bowl.
That Chinese bowl was good.
No, no, no. Why are you looking at me like that?
I didn't make it.
You made it.
I'm sick of this.
What's wrong with you?
Seriously, you should go out.
And...
And, and, and...
Shinkanzen, Shinkansen.
At Togyo Station, I have to go soon.
Say it twice!
Stay next to me!
At Togyo Station, I have to go...
It's the third time!
And...
I'm going down!
I'm not going down, you idiot!
That's all for today!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Speak properly!
I'll speak properly.
I'll never say anything funny again.
Speak properly!
I'll speak properly.
We took the Shinkansen to Tokyo Station and we've been standing at the door for about a minute now.
We hugged each other so we could go right away.
We're like brothers.
We're like kindergarteners and middle schoolers.
We're like middle schoolers.
We never say it in our hearts.
We don't call each other "brother".
We don't call each other "kindergartener brother".
What do we do with this kid?
We ignore him and sing.
He makes songs right away.
He makes his own songs.
Matchan, later, you say 'matchan'
I don't say it!
It's a pretty good song!
Is that so?
That's right!
Get out of my way!
I'm one of their fans, but I'm also a member of their fan club.
I'm their number one fan.
Shut up!
They're tough, aren't they?
What do you think?
Why do they all have the same hairstyle and laugh like you?
They're all like that.
They're all tall and have wide thighs.
They don't lose their match atmosphere.
They make you glance at them.
You know what I mean, don't you?
- Why is that? - It's all in there, isn't it?
And somewhere around the fingertips, you can see a little bit of Kawasaki's eyebrows.
I can't remember his eyebrows.
- That's weird, isn't it? - What's weird about it?
- Weird men. - Weird men.
What's weird about it?
It is said that humans were born with the ratio of a little finger of sand in the playground.
Who said that?
- Who said that? - Oh, the teacher.
The teacher said it every day.
It is said that humans were born with the ratio of a little finger of sand in the playground.
Were humans really born with the ratio of a little finger of sand in the playground?
- A little finger of sand in the playground? - A little finger of sand in the playground?
- It's written there, "a little finger of sand in the playground". - Yes, it is.
- But it's wrong. - But you know...
- It's like that, isn't it? - Yes.
Don't you think so?
- After all, there is a wide playground with sand. - Yes, yes.
- The probability of humans being born with the ratio of a little finger of sand is very low. - Yes, yes.
The probability of humans being born with the ratio of a little finger of sand is very low.
- Yes, yes. Including us. - Including us.
We were born with the ratio of a little finger of sand by chance or luck.
All of you who are alive now say, "When I'm born again, I want to be with you again."
Don't be stupid!
- We don't know if we will be born as humans first. - Yes, yes.
- We will be born as humans first. - Really?
No, if I had a heart like a boy and lived without doing anything wrong, I could be born as humans.
I could be born, but if I live a dirty life like you, I can't be born.
You can't be born.
- Me? - Yes.
- Why? - If you are born again, you will not be born as humans or as red clothes.
For a moment.
First of all, you are born as a cloud.
Yes, it's hard.
I am not born as a cloud.
I am born as a red cloth.
If you are born as a red cloth, you can go to the red bean paste.
If you are born as a mochi, you can go to the red bean paste.
- Yes, it's very tight. - Yes.
I thought you would eat me, but you ate me with your back.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- It's very tight. - Yes, it's tight.
I will do my best to live.
You are not born as a red cloth.
Please tell me again. I can't sleep tonight.
- How about you? - I don't know.
If you are born again, you will be...
...a CT scanner.
It's complicated.
It's very tight.
You are not born as a human.
Even though you have a pure heart like me...
...you usually talk with a fairy like me.
You die too soon.
- Why do you say like that? - I don't know.
- Have you ever talked with a fairy? - No, I haven't.
- What kind of girls do you like? - What kind of girls do you like?
- Most of them are girls.
- Are there girls? - No.
- Are you a man? - Yes.
- Is it difficult for you? - No, it's not.
- Tell me more. - No.
Dog's nose is hundreds of thousands of times better than human's nose.
But dog's nose is so close to the poop that it makes you sneeze.
Even if dog's nose is good, doesn't it smell? Or is it stupid?
If you think about it like this, you can't sleep at night.
- If you say like that, you're right. - Yes.
It's natural for a dog's nose to smell and smell bad.
- Why? - Something like a poop smells bad at this distance.
But if you stuff your nose with poop, doesn't it smell?
No, it doesn't.
Even if you cover your nose with poop, it still smells.
- So... - It's like a giant motocross.
Even if you stuff your nose with poop, it still smells.
You can't see poop on your eyes, can you?
You can't see it, can you?
You can't see poop on your eyes, can you?
- It's the same as that. - Where is it?
- Why? - You can't see it, can you?
You can't see it now, can you?
- No, it smells. - No, it smells until it comes here.
- No, it doesn't smell until it comes here. - No, even if it comes here...
At first, it smells a little.
It's because of the weight between here and here.
- It smells because of the weight until here. - What are you talking about?
It smells because of the weight, but...
- If it comes here, it doesn't smell anymore. - It smells. It definitely smells.
You've never done it, have you?
- But it definitely smells. - I know.
You can't poop, but it smells.
Let's try it.
- It's okay, it's okay. - Even if you stuff your nose with poop, it still smells.
- How does it smell? - It smells from here.
- Does it smell? - The smell is...
...the smell of air and something mixed in your nose.
Even if you have a stuffy nose, you can still smell it.
You can feel it with your nose and mouth.
- No way! - It's true!
- No way! - I've done it before.
What do you want me to do for you? Do you want me to poop for you?
- It's true! It's true! - But you have to poop for me.
- Why is that? - I don't care!
I don't care at all!
You shouldn't clap for such a trivial thing like that.
It's the most meaningless clap I've ever heard in my life.
You should clap more when you watch an opera or something like that.
You should clap more when you say something like that.
- I don't care about such a trivial clap. - You don't have to use it here and there.
Oh, this! "Zokuzoku" and...
That's enough!
You shouldn't say it so casually.
- Why do you want me to say it like that? - I want you to laugh at least once.
I know, but you shouldn't say it casually. You should say it normally.
From the sniper kids.
Look at you, you're slipping.
- If you keep looking at it like that, you're going to get shot. - That's right.
The messages I sent you...
- From the movies? - Yes, yes.
- The sniper kids all over the country... - What?
- You should look at it normally! - They're coming more and more.
The other day, when I looked at you, you said you were going to get shot.
When I went to school in the morning, I tried it in the bus.
I looked at you.
And you fainted.
Thank you very much!
I didn't say "thank you very much"!
You're a liar!
I know you said it, but...
Stop talking nonsense! You said it a lot in the movies!
They didn't bring it to me for that reason.
My staff got fired by Kitsuko.
Kitsuko?
I didn't find her that fast.
I said "kitsuko" and she got angry.
Damn it!
What? What?
Are you doing it?
Doing what?
Doing it.
Are you doing it? What am I doing?
Did you do it?
I didn't.
Send me more and more.
I mean it.
There were a lot of bad guys.
I will gather 1,000 people.
1,000 people?
1,000 people will form a circle and an old man will stand in the middle.
A part of the old man will stand in the middle of the circle.
There will be 1,000 women in the circle.
That's cool!