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The first "Kids Use It or Not" Chiki Chiki Bone Proud Contest!
Good evening!
This time, we will have various people with bones appear and decide who has the best bone!
Let's introduce the judges and teachers!
First of all, this is Mr. Yoshida Hiro!
Eyebrows full of bone!
Good evening!
Is it over already?
Interesting!
The best!
Yes, please!
And next is Ms. Iko Naka!
Good evening!
Nice to meet you!
But when I'm with you, I get sick of it today.
No, no!
Why do you get sick of it so much?
No, I was looking forward to it today!
That program has quite a good viewer rating!
So!
Do you have such a parent?
No, no!
You said it yourself, and I often watch it!
Oh, is that so?
So, can you do it for me with a leotard?
Oh!
What about a leotard?
What? A leotard?
It's like this.
If you put one shot under it, it's okay.
No, that's definitely no good!
The "k" hasn't come out for a while.
This is the idol's way of doing it!
Kuchibirubabam!
Did you bite me?
Kuchibirubabam!
Did you bite me?
Was that bad?
Not at all!
Let me show you the idol's way of doing it.
What's with your teeth? They look like those of a piano.
You're making fun of me?
In between.
Let me show you how "bone" it is.
Kuchibirubabam!
First, let me show you how "bone" your lips are.
See?
If you have such "bone", then you know...
Hamada-san, try it.
You're so dirty.
You're making fun of me again!
You know that?!
You're making fun of me again!
Thank you very much!
Next up is...
"Ha-bone"!
You're making fun of me!
"Ha-bone"!
He's a little nervous.
It's "Ha-bone".
Can you call Saito for me?
Yes, Director Saito.
This is our chief.
Our chief, "Wheat-bone".
This one is "Ha-bone".
See? This one is "Ha-bone"!
It's because of his height!
If it was just this "Ha" and this "Ha-bone",
he wouldn't be three meters tall!
Isn't it amazing?
It's "Ha-bone".
"Ha-bone" is too fast!
Please!
You're eating with your tongue!
You're biting with your tongue!
You're eating with your stomach!
Let's have Saito do it.
"Yutan"!
You're faster!
What will you do if you win?
Good morning, everyone!
Next person, please!
Eyebrows...
Big bone!
You said eyebrows "big bone"!
You made a little mistake.
Eyebrows are "bone"!
Look!
These eyebrows...
Why are they wearing ribbons?
Can I take this off?
Yes, you can.
It's really long!
What is this guy?!
Don't call me "this guy"!
Director Kiyoshi is surprised, too!
Should I go like this?
Yes, I know!
You don't know?
No, I know!
What are you doing?!
Don't hit me!
You're a beginner!
Don't look at me like that!
Good job!
Now, the last contestant is...
Hello!
The last contestant is "meat bone".
Who are you, this woman, regular Jun?
Do you think I'm prettier than you?
But you know, you have preferences.
I don't have any preferences or desires. I don't smell.
You smell?
What? What?
Now, let's get ready.
What is he going to say?
First of all, let me show you "meat bone".
Switch...
On!
See?
Like a wave.
It's strong!
Are you good at swimming?
Actually, you are very good at long jump.
Despite your body shape, you can do a lot of things.
That's right!
Like this!
You look old.
Ladies and gentlemen...
What's that?
Shall we start?
Let's start!
Well...
Yes?
I've changed my mind.
What is it?
I won't work too much anymore.
Is that so?
Because you know, I won't work that much anymore.
How about this tax?
Is that enough for you?
You are really persistent!
Persistent? I'll say it!
I'll say it!
Why did you say it twice?
I'll say it! If that's the case in Japan now, it's strange!
Don't think about it! You're too noisy!
I'm lying down! Am I really there?
You know, I earn 10% of what I get from the company every month!
It's enough!
It's not enough at this time of year, so let me earn a little more!
The country is telling you!
It's not like you can earn 5,000 or 6,000 yen!
I'll say it! Do you know how much I have to pay next month?
30 million yen!
I have to pay 30 million yen in tax!
30 million yen!
You're 30 million yen!
Have you ever seen 30 million yen?
No, no, I mean...
To tell you in detail...
You have an office in downtown, don't you?
The payment will be made in June.
I have to pay the tax in my office, but that's not enough for 50 million yen.
The banker and I will split it in half.
Why split it in half?
You're stupid!
Wait, you!
You and I have different positions, so think about it carefully!
The president of your office is me!
Then you must have your own family!
And you must have a family you don't know of!
What am I supposed to do with my life?
I'm a colorist!
Don't say that!
Don't say things like that!
Even if you kick me like that, I won't listen to you!
Don't compare me with you!
I'm serious! I'm really pitiful!
Don't say things like that!
If you say something like that about me, I'll say that you don't have hair!
How about that?!
I didn't write anything like that on the paper!
You're doing a good job!
I'm sure you're angry! I'm sure you're angry!
If that's the case, I'll become a poop human and poop a lot of things!
I'll poop a lot of things!
Remember that!
I'll come back!
What?! You're a poop human now?!
How about that?!
"Again"?
Don't say that!
Look around you!
Where's your cloak?
Look around you!
I'm sure you're wearing a lot of clothes!
Can you use that money for something good?
You don't use it for anything bad!
It's my precious money!
I'm a poop human and poop a lot of things!
Can you look at me?
He's broadcasting it!
He's just looking at you!
Can you look at me?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ah, it was a pipe like this!
I'll fill it up!
What's with that face you're making all of a sudden?
If you get bitten by a dirty dog like this, you'll get really mad!
If you get bitten by a dora dog like this, you'll get really mad!
Even though you have thirty million yen on you, you get bitten by a dora dog like this?
Why do you think of such weird things like that?
It's sad, isn't it? I get stepped on by pigeons from time to time, you know.
That's no use!
Even though you have thirty million yen on you, you get stepped on by pigeons from time to time, you know.
You're always like this.
I've never used anything like that in my country before.
Have you been riding a swing lately?
Do you use a public toilet?
Public toilets are rare to use, and if you use one, you use one, you know.
It's dirty, isn't it?
It's dirty.
You're the one who's dirty!
Even though you have thirty million yen on you...
That's enough!
Even though you have thirty million yen on you, you get poop spilled from the toilet.
You don't even have chopsticks on you!
You know, it's bad.
When you have to poop like this, you know...
When you have bad feet, you know...
You're like a prima donna.
You stand with your feet crossed.
You know...
It's really like that.
This is weird.
Are you going to run away?
Where are you going?
You two holding hands...
Are you not going to run away until sunset?
Where are you going?
Seriously, if you're going to run away, you'd better run away.
That's not...
That's not... You're going to get fired, you know!
Well, you know...
Good things are always wasted.
That's why I'm talking like this, right?
I'm not saying this because I'm a comedian or something like that.
You know, it's wasted.
This talk is like, you know...
It's like a tribute.
You're talking about such a stupid thing like this?
That's right, that's right.
If it was like this, we'd all be fired.
Don't you think so?
We don't need stylists anymore.
Oops, I'm late.
What's with you?
Good evening.
I heard you came here to hang out.
You're lying! You can't say that!
Well, thank you for staying.
No, no, it's nothing like that.
I told you to come out in your swimsuit today.
That's right.
I didn't bring it with me today.
What?
Then it's fine if you come out in your underwear.
My underwear isn't tight.
No way, it's big.
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
You even have a belly button.
It's normal, but it's not that tight.
Really?
What about the string on it?
It's...
It's hard to take it off.
It's difficult.
As you wear it, it's hard to take it off.
It's hard to tie it up.
If you wear it in this state, the string part will gradually loosen.
Oh, is that so?
What are you talking about?
You are wearing it now!
Is that so?
Thank you very much.
Ah...
There's something I always think weird about.
It's what you guys call "golf interaction", but...
Why is it limited to golf?
I think it's fine to have a pro-wrestling interaction or a bungee-jumping interaction, but...
It's heavy, isn't it?
No, no, no.
But why is it only golf?
Well, there's a lot of golf and stuff like that.
Well, I don't know about that, but...
While you're golfing...
What?
Do you say something?
While you're golfing and getting lost in it...
While you're walking until you go to the next stop...
At that moment...
Hey, Nattoka-san, nice to meet you.
While you're walking like that...
Oh...
It's no good if you don't do that.
While you're bungee-jumping, what kind of interaction do you do?
Why?
You don't even listen to what the other person is saying!
Waaaah!
Even though you're saying it like that...
That's no good!
It doesn't become a conversation!
Cover me!
That's too much!
No, I mean...!
This time, I'll make you do it!
So, it's no good if you don't make the other person do it!
Oh, I see...
So, it's no good if you hurt the other person?
It's no good!
But you know that, don't you?
After all, bungee-jumping is...
A great experience...
Like you the other day...
Even if you miss-shot...
Nice shot!
You'd say that, right?
And probably...
The guy at the bottom would...
Bang!
The president would slowly come...
Ahead!
Bang!
And kick the ball forward...
It's flying all the way over here!
You'd say that, right?
I don't like that kind of world...
I don't like it at all...
The other day, on "Question Man"...
Masao...
Buy a giant, and go home right away!
Haha!
Was written on it...
Why did this Masao-kun...
Leave the house for what reason?
I don't know...
This is probably because Masao-kun cut off some sort of price, right?
Oh, is that so?
That's why when I do this and that, it's like a titan has bought it!
Mamma Pri...
When I do this and that, it's like a titan has bought it!
What?!
I... I will definitely... I will leave the house.
That's why when I do this and that, it's like a titan has bought it!
You said it! You said it twice!
I said it once...
No, you said it twice!
I said it... I said it...
No, you said it! You said it twice!
I said it... I said it...
No, you said it twice!
What?
No, what is this?!
That's why...
Tomorrow... Let the spear fall!
Him... Tomorrow... Let the spear fall.
Let the rain fall. I will definitely leave!
Even if the titans win, I will leave!
That's why he cut the price off.
"Even if the titans win, I will leave"...
He said it and left.
And as soon as I bought the Titan, I went home.
Mother, you said you would go out even if you bought it, didn't you?
Why did you say you would go home as soon as you bought the Titan?
It's not like that!
Why not? As soon as I bought the Titan, I went home.
If the Titan didn't win, I wouldn't go home.
Even if the Titan won, I wouldn't go home.
Don't say that!
I said it!
Don't say it!
Why do you have to say it when I'm thinking about it?!
Don't say it!
Don't say it! This is the first time I've heard you say it.
Don't say lies!
Don't say it! I'm thinking about it!
If the Titan won, I wouldn't go home!
If the Titan didn't win, I wouldn't go home!
You idiot!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't have anything to do with it!
Why do you have to twist me?!
Why do you have to say it when I'm thinking about it?!
I'm kidding! I'm going to say it now!
Are you going to say it without me twisting you?!
This Titan is not a baseball Titan!
Is that so?!
The Titan... how do you say it...
This must be my father's, right?
My father bought it and went home right away.
That's not it...
That's not it, right?!
I understand.
Ah, I finally understand!
What you said just now was a lie, too!
A titan is not something like a baseball!
I'll say it now.
A titan won!
Go home now.
This is...
Can I say it?
Wait a minute.
Did you understand it with your current intonation?
Masao went to a match.
To a match.
Yeah.
To a match.
That's funny!
He went to a match.
There's no such thing as a match!
Why is there a match?!
There's no such thing as a match!
No, there is...
Did Masao go to a match?
Yeah.
Masao is that kind of guy?!
It's like he ran away from home!
He's that kind of guy?!
8,500 yen.
I-I-I can't believe it!
A titan is...
...cheap!
That's a lie!
Masao said it.
Yeah.
What are you saying?!
Masao was in elementary school.
Idiot!
To your mother...
What do you mean "to your mother"?
I'll show you your mother's face!
100 points for grammar!
There he is!
Masao in elementary school!
There he is.
Dad...
Masao, you've grown up, haven't you?
Why are you so calm?
You're my son, but you're so calm!
I should buy him one of those.
Yeah.
Come on!
Go to Omoji Island!
Go to Asemune Island!
Go!
Go home!
I'm telling you!
That giant, right?
That's right.
I understand now.
Umm...
What would you do if you became a bird all of a sudden?
For example, if I became a bird,
how would you make me understand that you are me?
Also, even if you're stupid, I'm confident that you and birds can do it.
I see.
How about this? What would you do if you became a bird?
Even if you became a bird, you would somehow understand me, wouldn't you?
Would I?
Of course you would!
What's this hall called?
This is South Ootsuka Hall.
South Ootsuka Hall. 5 o'clock.
Yeah.
When it's 5 o'clock, I'm already here!
In the dressing room.
No, no, no.
I'm telling you!
We wouldn't know!
You might be telling me!
Yeah, I'm here alone and I'm talking to you!
What?
I'm here alone and I'm talking to you!
I don't know if you're talking or not!
No, I'm here and...
I know you're like that!
No one would know you're like that!
Right? It's 5 o'clock!
It's already 5 o'clock and you're still not here!
Wait, Neten-chan's not here yet!
She's not here! No one's here!
No one's here!
Yeah!
Then...
What's going on with Masao?
When I thought about it...
There's a futon over there and...
Oh!
You're turning around!
I'm turning around!
I'm telling you to look!
It's like this, isn't it?
That's right!
It's like this, isn't it?
That's right! I'm sitting on the table!
And at that moment, I'm like "Huh? Could this be bad?"
Don't you think like that?
At that moment?
Yeah!
I don't think like that at that moment!
That's fine, that's fine!
At that moment, you can't say it's bad.
You can't say it's bad!
But the customer already said it.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Then, I'm sorry, but can you do it alone today?
I can't help it.
Ladies and gentlemen...
What? What? What?
It came out!
Ah, it came out!
I'm turning around!
I'm turning around again!