AISubs v3.5
Let's watch TV in the morning, too!
Good morning!
Today's opening is a little different from usual.
Last time, when we had a big cut,
our manager was doing it for four years.
After that, on January 1st,
we had an order.
You come to the Nagoya office.
We went to Nagoya from a distance.
The head of the Nagoya office, Takeuchi...
Takeuchi used to work there, too.
That's right.
Takeuchi went to Nagoya.
Why don't you work with me?
That's how it started.
Our manager was fired.
It's been four years since then.
At the end...
We and the staff celebrated.
It was like a farewell party.
A farewell party.
That's right.
The day has finally come.
I feel lonely and happy...
Don't say it!
Don't get mad at me.
I can't help it.
Excuse me.
Thank you for taking care of me for a long time.
I'm going to Nagoya tomorrow.
Dad!
Yes?
I want to say something.
You are beautiful.
Thank you, Dad. Thank you for everything.
Thank you very much.
Dad!
Yes?
I want to say something.
Be careful of the mountain water.
You are beautiful, Dad.
Who is going to give you back?
You are beautiful, Dad.
You are beautiful, Dad!
Don't say it anymore!
Thank you for waiting.
The bride and groom will enter.
Congratulations!
Stop it already!
Now, let's have a toast.
To Mr. Suga Tenji, the producer of many Japanese TV programs and broadcasts.
Now, I'd like to toast to you both.
Cheers!
Takeuchi-kun, I'm counting on you!
I hope you're happy!
You have to do your best, too!
He's got a big belly, too!
Don't say that!
I'm not that kind of guy!
Now, I'd like to show you something.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Now, let's go!
Congratulations!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Don't say that!
Your pants are round!
Now, let's toast!
Cheers!
Come back again!
Come back, you two!
Cheers!
Mr. Suga Tenji, I'm counting on you!
I'm counting on you, too!
Cheers!
Don't die!
Dad, Mom...
Atsuo's little heart is full of expectations and anxiety.
Atsuo was happy to always be taken in by his big, big love.
Atsuo will always and forever be a father and a mother's child.
Please, please don't cry and send Atsuo out in a happy state.
Now I'm relieved.
Yeah, I'm relieved now.
I'm starting to want a child again.
Yeah, me too.
Are you going to cry again?
No, I don't want to do it anymore!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Hello, everyone!
Thank you for coming today!
Today's opening, of course you haven't seen it yet, but those of you who have seen it will know that our manager, Nitta, has been away for four years now.
He was terrible in the beginning!
I don't even remember it.
You're lying!
In the beginning, he didn't know what to do or what to do, so he was always standing next to me because he didn't know what a manager's job was.
I don't forget it!
I was always in Osaka and had just come out of Tokyo, or rather, I only had one job in Tokyo.
I was on a comedy show.
And when I came to Tokyo, I didn't know what staff in Tokyo were like.
I didn't know what kind of people were singing in downtown.
I was telling jokes and telling jokes and when I was telling jokes and telling jokes, I was sitting in the middle of the show.
You, go away!
Even though you know him so well, you're gradually becoming like three people.
Well, it's fine, but...
Well, now that Ita-kun has gone to Yoshimoto's Daguya office, a new Okamoto is coming.
He's a little weird, too.
No, he's weird.
He's got a crying bag here.
It's definitely a crying bag!
He's got a crying bag.
I've run out of cigarettes.
Okamoto, get me a cigarette.
Yes, sir!
It's been fifteen or twenty minutes and he's finally come home.
Hama-san, I don't have one!
He says he doesn't have a Marlboro Light.
If you don't have one, don't come!
Anything is possible!
That's right!
It's a movie I bought with my own money!
It's not a movie, it's a seven-star movie!
Bring it here!
He waits a little and says, "Go home!"
Hama-san, you too...
No, you should go home.
What?! Really?!
Thank you!
I just remembered something. It's harder to drink like that.
Really?
A long time ago, I used to drink a lot, but not that much.
Then I went to Kyoto for a tea party and drank a lot.
And I was in a taxi with him.
From Kyoto to Osaka...
I'm sorry, could you stop me?
Could you stop me?
I stopped and got out of the taxi, but I opened the door of the taxi and got out of the taxi.
Could you go away?
Could you stop me?
I did it over and over again.
I didn't know where to go.
I should have looked for a blue bird.
No, really...
You know...
Do you believe in supernatural powers?
Hmm... I don't know...
I... I actually believe in something.
What is it?
Something similar to supernatural powers.
Well, you can see a little beyond the wall.
No, no, no...
Really, really...
No, no, really...
You can see a little beyond the wall?
I can see a little beyond the wall.
Beyond?
Beyond what?
Oh, I can see it.
Somehow.
What state is it in?
Huh?
Well, I think Tsutsu is preparing a firecracker.
Oh!
It's true!
Isn't it?
I know it!
Well, Tsutsu is certainly there, but...
Isn't it?
I know it!
No, no, no...
You know what?
You know...
There is someone in front of you, right?
And you can't see a single thing of him.
You can't see him anywhere.
You know what?
The old man in front of you is making a firecracker.
You know what? The old man wrote it by accident.
No, no! You can't see a single thing of his!
No, I'm serious!
I have a bad feeling about it!
It's so embarrassing!
I can't do that.
I can't believe you!
Do you want me to show you how it's done?
I'm sure you'll feel something, so write it down!
Okay, okay.
Where did you feel it?
I'll write where I felt it.
Oh, I see.
Like "kosobayuui", you know?
Yeah, yeah.
There's gotta be something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hurry up and write it!
What? What are you talking about?
Hurry up and write it!
I'm telling you to hurry up and write it!
Kanji! You don't have any concentration.
Those who do it and those who don't have to concentrate.
This!
What?
This!
You idiot!
I'm telling you, you're an idiot!
I'm telling you!
Really?
Those who watch TV will definitely feel it when they do it on trains and stuff.
When I was a passenger train passenger train, you know, the old man in front of me?
He did it like this somewhere.
You should have written it at that moment.
There's always a line.
I guess so.
Really, really.
For example, for those who are watching, you can do it and go home and eat it, you know?
If you do it like you said, right?
Think about it again after that.
No, it's true.
Well, that's fine.
I don't have a cold feeling.
You don't have a cold feeling, do you?
I don't have a cold feeling.
But I'm sad, you know?
You're sad, aren't you?
I can't help it.
Why?
Are you sleeping soundly?
I'm not sleeping.
I'm always like this when I'm sleeping.
I'm not sleeping only when I'm sleeping like this.
You're sad.
So, when you're really tired and you're like, "Oh, I'm scared. I don't know if I can do it today."
You're definitely sleeping like this.
It's weird, isn't it?
If you're like this, you're sad.
If you're like this...
You're ugly.
Can you tie me up?
I'm not sad.
I'm not tied up.
Scary, scary, scary.
If you look at yourself in the bathroom, you'll die.
What? In the bathroom?
That's why you shouldn't look back at me. Whenever I go in the bathroom, I go out like this.
I go down, I go down!
No, it's not like that!
Like this, like this, do you go out like this?
Do you go out like this?
I don't go out! I go out like this.
Do you go out like this?
What do you mean? There's something like this.
What?
The toilet seat.
Yes, yes, yes.
And if it's like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
And if it's like this?
Ah! If it's like this, if it's like this, you should look back!
You shouldn't go in and look back all of a sudden!
You shouldn't do that in the bathroom!
What?
No, in the toilet seat!
Then...
What?
When it's like this...
Like this.
There are times when it's like this and you go out like this, right?
There are!
Why do you forget to do it like this?
You also do it like this, don't you?
It's like this.
No, it's not like that.
Occasionally, right?
Yes.
But there are times when you think "ah" before you go in.
Well, yes.
That's strange.
It's always like this, isn't it?
Yes.
Is it like this in Chinese toilets?
It's "tsutsun".
"Tsutsun" doesn't make sense!
"Tsutsun", wait a minute! "Tsutsun" is coming! "Tsutsun" is coming!
What? What? What?
Why are you so stupid?
"Tsutsun" is coming!
Wait a minute, young man! I've fallen in love with "tsutsun" at first sight!
Shut up!
I can't live without "tsutsun" anymore!
"Tsutsun", do you have a girlfriend?
What kind of food do you like?
Please tell me more about "tsutsun"!
"Tsutsun", do you have a girlfriend?
She's in Tokyo now, but she's not here.
Was she there when you fell in love with her?
Yes, she was there for a little while.
But she wasn't there when I fell in love with her.
So you broke up with her a little while ago?
Yes.
How did you break up?
Well, we had a lot of fights and things like that.
What's so funny?
What are you trying to say?
"Tsutsun" is a man, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
He looks like this.
He looks like he's made of pine wood.
Yes, hello.
Oh, I see.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
Well, it's only one piece, though.
I have a question for you two in the downtown area.
The other day, I saw someone stealing gasoline in a parking lot.
What should I have done at that time?
You should have done it quietly!
You're a criminal on TV!
If you treat criminals like that...
What should I have done?
What would you do if someone stole your gasoline?
Well, that's true.
A long time ago...
I had a dog in the backyard.
I used to bark at it.
At that time, I didn't have a brother or a dad.
I was alone as a man.
I used to bark at it.
I used to bark at it!
And you know, Peru is crying!
Who is it? Who is it?
It's my mom.
Akiko?
Mom, I'm scared. Mom, I'm scared!
Don't say it twice!
Peru is crying!
Can you come and see it for me?
I have to show it to you.
Of course.
A man alone.
That's right.
A man alone.
That's enough!
It's painful.
And if you open the bathroom door, you can see Peru.
Can you see it?
Yes, you can see it.
And if you open it, a scary-looking old man is staring at Peru.
- Even Peru is crazy! - Peru is crazy!
- Poor Peru! - But it's a scary-looking old man!
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
The old man is staring at Peru.
And I'm staring at Peru and staring at Peru and getting scared.
And then I close it.
No, there's nothing.
- In your mouth? - In my mouth, there's nothing.
It's okay, it's okay.
- You want me to take you for a walk, right? - I see, I see.
Anyway, I got away from that place.
After all, in that state, I can't say it.
No, really, you don't have to say it.
- Last week, it was summer vacation, right? - Yes.
- The week before that. - Yes.
- The week before that, Yamazaki and I went out at the end of the summer. - Yes.
- It was freezing cold! - Yes, it was.
- We were waiting for the sunset! - Yes, it was.
- Then! - Yes.
- I lifted Yamazaki up and ran for a while. - I see.
After a while of running, around Shinjuku...
...slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp...
- Did you run out of gas? - We didn't have gas.
You're such a bad guy!
Why didn't you check?
- It's tough! - It's tough, isn't it?
It was freezing cold!
Then, I don't know, but Yamazaki got a taxi...
...and went somewhere to a gas station.
- Yes. - But we didn't know where the gas station was.
- Yes, we didn't know. - While we were in Yamazaki...
...it was freezing cold all the time!
- We didn't have a heater. - It was snowing!
After about 30 minutes, we came back to Yamazaki.
Then, you know that "slurp, slurp", right?
- Yes. - That "slurp, slurp" guy at the gas station...
- Yes. - He lent me an electric fire extinguisher!
- I see, I see, I see. - But it crashed!
- Ah! It's gone mad! - It's gone mad!
- Ah! - It's gone crazy!
- It's all wobbly! - It's all wobbly!
- It's gone crazy! - It's gone crazy!
- Ah! - It's gone crazy!
- If you say it with your face, it's really like this! - It's like this!
- Ah! It's gone crazy! - It's gone crazy!
- Ah! - What am I supposed to do?
- What are you saying? You shouldn't be here!
- I can't say it! - I can't say it!
- Ah! Is that so?
- My tongue is drooling!
- My nose is itching!
- "Kachan! Kachan!" But you don't react at all!
- That's right!
- It's so cold!
- My nose is itching!
- How do you put gasoline in it?
- You can't just put it in like that!
- Like... - I see, I see...
- Like a pen! - I see, I see...
- You can't just put it in like that! - Yeah...
- You're really stupid! - Yeah...
- What am I supposed to do?
- If you say it with your face, it's like this!
- Ah! It's so fun!
- It's so fun!
- You're saying something great, Yamazaki!
- You're being stupid! - Go away!
- What am I supposed to do?
- I'm like, "Come and take me somewhere!"
- There's like a restaurant where you can eat and drink, and it's still cold there!
- And that old man is a doctor, but he doesn't feel like doing anything about it!
- He's so dull!
- Yamazaki! Take me to Donburi Bridge!
- Take me to Donburi Bridge in Itougan!
- I'm like, "Bang!" and I'm like, "Ah!"
- And I'm like, "Zaraaah!" and I'm like...
- "That's enough!" and I'm like...
- "Come and take me somewhere else!" and I'm like, "Ah! It's snowing!" and I'm like...
- "Come and take me somewhere else!" and I'm like...
- Next time, Yamazaki will bring out a new charred one!
- A beer bottle!
- I'm an idiot, so I don't know about this era!
- "Yeah, but Yamazaki, don't wash this one time!"
- "If you drink beer, it'll explode!"
- "Of course it will!"
- "It won't explode!" - "It won't explode!"
- "But I didn't think about it!" - "But I didn't think about it!"
- "I put it in a beer bottle and I poured it out and I did it again and it went in!" - "Yeah, yeah."
- "But it was a big success!" - "Yeah."
- "It went in!" - "It was a big success!" - "Yeah."
- "Then I asked my third brother to give me back the one that was broken." - "I see."
- "And I was so mad about it!" - "Yeah."
- "I couldn't stand it anymore! I had to go buy it and I only had two cups of gasoline in it, so I had to fill it up with gasoline." - "Yeah, yeah."
- "So I went and poured it out and it went in! But Yamazaki, you know that you can't do that with a battery!" - "Yeah, yeah."
- "So I pushed it and it went in!" - "Yeah, yeah."
- "That's weird! Earlier you were like 'haaah!'" - "I wasn't like 'haaah!'"
- "Is that evil?" - "Yeah!"