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The first Gakinosukai Allen Day.
It's the last one.
The first Gakinosukai Allen Day.
Every month, one person will promote the show.
Well, that being said,
On Saturday, April 11th,
there will be a special edition of "Dun Dun Special".
Oh, I see.
The promotion of that show
will be done with the staff and us
and we will be the losers.
The losers will go to the zoom
and promote the show.
Will you be involved in the show?
No, it's up to me.
I see.
I can't take care of it that much,
so I'll go and somehow appear in the video
and somehow promote the show.
That's what's going on.
I see.
There are only these members.
Actually, there's one more person.
Kousei's Araji Motoichi hasn't come yet.
Oh, Motoichi hasn't come yet.
He said he'd start at five o'clock,
but he hasn't come yet
because he thinks it would be helpful
if we moved him.
Araji Motoichi has already decided.
If you don't want me to come, you can say "tackle".
I've already lost.
I'll go.
Can you give me one?
Yes.
Why do you do this to me?
Can't you tell how many there are?
If it's three or four, it's four.
Oh, is that so?
Why do you all come to me
and take four from me from the beginning?
Why do you do this to me?
Of course it's because you want to win.
It can't be helped.
I'm quite popular.
Ghost
Oh, it's in front of me.
Oh, but there are two of these left.
If you buy one pack of three of them, it's 5,000 yen.
Wrap this up.
No, wrap it up.
Why don't you say something?
Who do you want me to know?
I don't want you to know me, but I don't want you to say me.
Excuse me, you win.
What?
What do you want me to say?
"Hahaha" you say, but you win a little.
You win almost.
You win a little.
Who is it?
Then I'll attack you first.
Hahaha
That was close.
Hahaha
You're pretty good.
Hahaha
I have a bad pattern.
I pushed you!
Hahaha
I have a bad pattern.
You're pretty good.
Hahaha
It's okay, it's okay.
Huh?
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
Hahaha
I'm not happy at all.
Hahaha
Huh?
Hahaha
Seriously.
You never take anything I want!
He always does that.
You've probably got quite a bit of this.
Hahaha
Damn!
It may be one of the two.
What?
You took it!
Ouch!
It came.
Even if I took it or Train took it, I wouldn't show it to you.
This is a secret of downtown.
If you find out that I have a lot of money, there will be a problem.
There will be a problem.
Who is that man behind you?
I don't know him.
He looks like Kino Nihon.
He is Kino Nihon.
Good morning.
OK!
I'm glad.
OK!
It will only increase if you finish next to me.
Please forgive me.
I did it!
It's a tie!
Sakamoto, hit it.
Your life depends on it.
OK!
I did it!
Congratulations!
Let's go.
I'm looking forward to it.
No, but it's not only tomorrow.
Once again, in a pack.
Yes.
We'll go.
Let's go to the last train at 7 a.m. on the 10th of Friday.
Hold this tightly.
Yes.
Okay?
It's kind of...
Yes.
Yes, it is.
No, please forgive me for being weird.
Well, you know...
What should I do?
You look so embarrassed.
Well, you know, I'm a girl.
I can't make you look so embarrassed.
That's right.
I'm a man.
Even though it's cold, it's high!
It's high! The tension is high!
Maybe it's the coldest day of the year.
It's late!
It's really cold!
They've been waiting for this moment!
Good morning!
On days like this, public programs like this don't have much use.
Because the audience's tension is low!
But it's high because you're stupid!
It's high because you're stupid!
The audience that comes here is stupid!
I don't know about the audience that comes here.
They're in good spirits, but when they're talking, their tension is low.
When they don't go home at all, I don't know about the audience and the weather in the mountains.
It changes from time to time.
Did you ever get angry?
What?
Did you ever get angry?
I've never gotten angry.
Oh, I see.
I was in a taxi.
And, you know...
Even in a car...
If you're in a private taxi, it's pretty tough!
A real taxi?
It's a real taxi!
And, you know...
Even the cockpit...
It's fine as a driver's seat, isn't it?
It's pretty tough!
It's like a Japanese doll made of paper.
Even if you hang on to it...
It's pretty tough!
And, you know...
The exhaust gas was pretty strong, too.
It was pretty congested, so...
You smoke, don't you?
Could you stop smoking for a second?
What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
If you put out a lot of exhaust gas and drive a car...
Would you stop smoking for a second?
It's easy for him to say.
If there's a lot of smoke around you who doesn't smoke...
It's worse for you to smoke the exhaust gas than the person who smokes.
That's how it used to be.
What? Twenty minutes?
You don't say it like that!
A person who smokes twenty cigarettes sits next to you for about twenty minutes, and a person who smokes one cigarette also smokes one cigarette.
You're saying something, aren't you?
It's very bad for you.
Yes, yes.
What about a guy who smokes twenty cigarettes?
No, no, well, well...
But if you say it's bad for you in the same way, then don't smoke it.
That's weird!
It's like you're doing pooping and pooping and pooping in class and saying "it stinks!"
It doesn't stink for you, but what about me?
That's weird, too! That's weird, too!
It's not weird at all! It's not weird at all!
What? Are you embarrassed?
No, I'm not!
Because, you know, you shouldn't think about it like that.
You know, in the end, the one who smokes...
What?
The one who smokes...
The one who smokes, right?
You smoke, don't you?
You want to smoke, but you put up with it.
You want to smoke, but you put up with it!
Right?
This patience and the degree of discomfort you feel when you're smoking next to you...
No matter how much you put up with it, it's huge!
This is something you can say to a man and a woman, too.
"Oh, what's that? Let me do it," "No," you say...
Yes, yes, yes!
You say it to a woman, "No," "You may not like it, but it's bigger than I want to do it!"
You may like it, but it's bigger than I want to do it!
You may like it, but you may not like it!
But you say "let me do it" to the person who's already done it.
You don't say "let me do it" to a guy like Gorilla Man, do you?
No matter what it is...
You'll sweat it out!
Don't sweat it out, Gorilla Man!
Yes, yes, yes!
Right?
Well, well, well...
It's strange, you know. The world is a little wrong.
Oh, I see.
I've made a mistake.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
It's good to have a high attitude of buying things, isn't it?
That's right.
It's no good.
Humans and animals should never be together.
I see, I see.
Huh?
Why do you buy dogs and cats at home?
Why do you buy them where?
You can't buy them outside.
If you get too close to an animal, it won't become a snake.
What do you mean?
We are animals after all.
Oh, it's opened up.
No!
No, it's not opened up.
What you just said was "we are animals".
No, I said it wrong.
We are animals to humans.
I'm sorry.
You're exaggerating.
No, I'm exaggerating.
Animals are like that.
Recently, people are trying to buy them at home.
Right?
Huh?
We are pretty cool, aren't we?
You even wear clothes.
Oh, me?
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
I have a stylist.
You have a stylist.
You have a stylist just for you.
I'm famous, aren't I?
You are famous, you are famous.
You are famous.
It hurts when you have a stylist.
When you wear clothes.
You're exaggerating.
Then, animals will gradually remember you.
Oh, like that.
They will misunderstand you.
Then, animals will say, "Oh, I'm not that inferior to humans."
What did you say?
I'm equal.
Yes.
That's what they will think.
I see.
Then, animals will come into human society.
Then, this earth will be completely messed up.
We are animals after all.
We will become animals.
You know, animals are always like this.
Even cats are always like this.
They are always talking.
They are always listening.
They are listening.
They are always listening.
Animals remember that.
Huh? What do they remember?
Words.
But, actually, I can say a lot of words now.
Animals will start talking more and more.
They will start standing up.
I don't know.
Oh, I see.
If it's like this, it's messed up!
I don't think so.
Don't think like that!
I don't think so.
What?!
Even bats will start talking more and more.
It's not like that!
It's not good!
Hey, we're talking about dogs and cats now!
Why are there bats all of a sudden?!
I don't know if they were able to talk because of those little flies!
The space-time disorder is getting pretty bad.
But they can't say it themselves.
They can only say what they remember, right?
Humans are like that, too.
What you're saying right now...
Don't point it at me!
Your mother taught you those words, didn't she?
Stop it!
Your mother taught you how to say "stop it" too.
Stop it!
Your mother taught you how to say "stop it" too.
I want to say that there are really dogs out there.
That's why we don't have them.
Don't do things like that at home.
That's right.
There are a lot of different kinds of dogs, but...
There's a dog called "glasses frog".
I've heard of it, but I've never seen it.
"Glasses frog"?
"Glasses frog"? You've never seen it?
There's a dog called "glasses frog".
What does it look like?
It looks like this.
And it's like...
It's like...
What are you laughing about?
I'm really fond of beauty.
Oh, really?
I'm really fond of beauty.
Cleaning up is a natural part of my life.
You know, I look like a wild person.
Like...
Ah, I see.
I want to dig my own grave.
That's dangerous!
You did this in real life?
No, I mean...
What's up with you?
I want to break open a knife and go like, 'sabah!'
'sabah! sabah! sabah!'
I'm in a hurry.
It's heavy, it's heavy.
The knife's like 'gagaga!'
Do you see it?
I can't see it.
Ah, you can see it!
Well, that's too weak.
But I'm really into cutthroat.
Oh, really?
You're dirty.
You're not dirty, you're normal as a man, aren't you?
There's a part where I'm a little too beautiful.
What are you talking about? I'm normal!
You haven't been properly cared for! I asked the priest again today!
Huh? What haven't been properly cared for?
You haven't been properly cared for!
What haven't been properly cared for?
Your father's hair is standing up in a great way!
Hey, leave it alone! Don't make me curse you!
Like this?
There's about this much.
Huh? There's this much?!
If there's this much, then this is Hamada!
This is unsuitable!
What is this man talking about?
If it's like this, you're my father!
You're my father!
No, you're my father's...
You're Hamada's father!
Is this Hamada, you guys?!
This is my father!
No, this is my partner!
I'm going to talk about this now!
Poor kid.
Why?!
Is that going to make me look like an idiot?!
You're going to get it.
Your mother is going to be seen as a singer just because she's embarrassed.
Your father is an old man!
Could you tell me a little bit more about "exciting" that you were talking about earlier?
What is "exciting"?
The fight is about to start!
It's not starting...
What's going to happen in that place?!
What are you talking about?!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- da...
That's... That's not a big deal.
Right? Ora-ora-ora-ora-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta- ta-ta-ta-ta!
What's this place including anyway?!
So that's "exciting"...
That's "exciting" for you!
In this peaceful space until now, something called "exciting" was created.
Yes, yes, yes.
You understand so far, don't you?
Yes, yes.
That is because "exciting" has come.
But is "exciting" such a person?
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, you looked like this with all your might.
But you can't see it, but you say "is it a person?"
Ah, I've seen it.
That "exciting"
Yes, yes, what kind of person was it?
Yes.
What did you do?
That's what I asked you!
It's a person, isn't it?
It's not a person!
It's this mouth!
You've seen it, haven't you?
I've seen it, haven't I?
To be honest with you, it's human-shaped.
It doesn't look like a human.
I know.
But it's shaped like this, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's super-thick, isn't it?
It's super-thick.
This is what you call "exciting."
You should have taught me something else!
What would I have taught you?
Exciting doesn't mean you're alone.
Then how many people are there in Exciting?
When something exciting happens, Exciting happens!
No, no, no.
Exciting happens when exciting things happen in various places.
Isn't it different from the Exciting you've seen?
What?!
Then...
Then what?
Exciting happens when exciting things happen.
The Exciting you've seen before and the Exciting you've seen now
When something exciting happens, Exciting is a completely different human.
It's completely different.
It's not human!
It's a different thing if you say it wrong!
Yes, yes, yes.
Exciting also has fights...
and circuits...
and a lot of things!
What I saw was the Exciting of fights.
But that one had long hair, right?
Long hair, shaking his arms...
No, he had a scar on his cheek.
- Are you a butler? - No, I'm not a butler!
- What's wrong with you? - I had a scar on my cheek...
And when I'm off...
Why are you so young?
Don't you have a girlfriend?
The one who swims in the pool on the roof of the hotel...
- You're a yakuza! - No, no, no...
- You're wrong! - I don't take a break!
I don't take a break in the pool of the hotel!
- I'm not a butler! - No, no, no...
I have a cobalt box at home.
- Can't you see me? - See you what?
- I want you to see me. - Well, I don't know...
- Can't you see me? - Why can't you see me?
- Do you have something in mind? - I have a young boy's heart.
The broadcast ended on Monday morning...
About six hours later...
On Zoom in the morning...
Mr. Tatsuo Umemiya...
Was watching our special program "Tantan Special"...
And he appeared on Zoom in the punishment game.
He lost in the punishment game.
He went there in the morning...
- Would you like me to show you? - Yes.
Look at this, everyone.
- It's been several hours since he came. - I see.
- He appeared on Zoom in the morning. - About several hours ago?
- Yes, Mr. Tatsuo Umemiya appeared. - I see.
Please watch this, too.