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1st Gaki no Tsukai Arayan de Chiki Chiki Henshin Bijou Tei Contest!
So, today's opening is...
It's already amazing.
It's already...
A person with a little bit of a face like this...
Will appear.
So, what kind of person is that person...
We'll have you guess.
Well, it's a simple game.
Let's introduce the person who will answer.
Here!
Our music director is...
Takasu Katsuya-sensei!
Nice to meet you.
As a professional...
Yes.
Please watch carefully.
So, and next to me is...
Takagi Kiyoko-san!
Nice to meet you.
And lastly...
Seikei Miyaburiman Matsumoto Hitoshi-san!
Hello!
You've never said "Zura Miyaburiman" before, have you?
No, well... I do have that license, but...
You do have both licenses, right?
I do have both licenses.
"Zura" and "seikei" and...
Yes, yes, yes.
So, you're also a professional, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Just like Sensei?
Yes, I am.
So, with confidence...
Sensei, that's "zura".
You're lying!
Let's go with the first question!
Here it is!
Now, how many people are voting?!
That's the first question!
Wait a minute, you're not going to tell us where it is, are you?
You can say you're going to buy it.
Yes!
Is it a tattoo?
I'm not sure, but...
It's about when we started talking about it.
When did you do it?
That's right.
I did it this year.
This year...
It's only been about three months, right?
That's right.
It's not a very meaningful question.
Don't say it like that!
It's only been about a month...
It's only been about a month, and now I don't have a tattoo anymore.
Can I ask you something?
Yes!
What made you the happiest when you got a tattoo?
Let's see...
I'd be happy if you'd say it's cute.
Especially when you put on makeup.
Oh, when you put on makeup...
Why is your hair so messy?
It's because I did it.
Oh...
It's because you saw yourself.
Yes.
Okay, everyone, please draw!
Go ahead!
Okay, let's start with Takagi-sensei.
Don!
Number 2 and 4!
Takagi-san!
Number 1!
Miyaburi-man!
Number 4...
Um...
His hair is messy, right?
Yes, yes.
I think it's because of the cheese.
No!
See!
Okay, let's go!
The real person is...
This person!
The correct answer is...
Number 2 and 4!
Wow!
Amazing!
We do biopsy to become beautiful.
So if you choose beautiful people, there is almost no mistake.
But 4 people have more hair before death, don't they?
But you know this and you do it like this!
Now, the last question.
It was a great success in dieting.
It is already beautiful.
You have become beautiful.
Let me ask you this.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Now, please ask me a question.
Because you are in it.
May I ask you how many months you lost weight?
May I?
It is a good question.
Yes.
How many months did you lose weight?
About half a year.
Half a year!
How many kilograms?
How many kilograms did you lose weight?
About 30 kilograms.
You lost 30 kilograms in half a year!
Wow!
How many kilograms did you lose before you lost weight?
Before you lost weight?
65 kilograms.
What?
65 kilograms before you lost weight.
And in how many months?
How many kilograms in how many months?
17 kilograms in four months.
It's the most reasonable number, isn't it?
You have suffered the most, haven't you?
How many kilograms did you lose before you lost weight?
110 kilograms.
110 kilograms!
Before you lost weight, you lost 110 kilograms.
No. 3, before you lost weight, didn't you make noise when animals or anything approached you?
Before you lost weight by 110 kilos, how many kilos did you lose?
30 kilos.
30 kilos?
What was your nickname when you were fat?
Oh, really?
Fatty.
No. 2, what was your nickname when you were fat?
Fatty.
No. 3, what was your nickname when you were fat?
Butcher.
Now, please draw. Go ahead!
Yes, Mr. Tokaji, go ahead.
It's No. 2.
No. 2.
No. 3.
It's No. 2.
No. 3.
Go ahead, No. 3.
This is my hope.
I want it to be like that!
That's what you wish for, right?
I know, I know, friends!
Now, No. 2, No. 2, No. 3!
One by one, please come out of the box behind you!
First, No. 1!
Go ahead!
Hey! Try to power up!
No. 2, please come out of the box! Go ahead!
Wow!
What is it?
After all, if you pull in where you pull in, will dirt come out?
No, I pulled it in.
Did you pull it in, too?
Yes.
Even now?
Yes.
It's better for me to do it before I lose weight.
Don't say that!
Now, I will do it as you wish!
This is...
It will be faster.
Now, please come out! No. 3, please come out!
Yes!
Wow!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
No. 2, what do you think of No. 1 and No. 3?
I went to aesthetics class, and I recommend it.
Oh, aesthetics class...
If you pay first, you will change your mind.
I see!
So, it's hard to eat little by little.
That's right.
If No. 3 had that money, he would eat something sweet.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
So, how is it recently?
Nothing special.
I think so, but you know luck, there are various kinds of luck, don't you?
Yes.
Do you have any good luck?
Good luck, you know...
I have, you know, "chirigami" luck.
Chirigami, right?
Yes.
Well...
This is Matsumoto's aesthetic view.
It's not aesthetic, it's aesthetic.
That "chirigami" luck is really bad, you know?
I don't have it when I want it.
You know...
Well...
How can I say...
When you go to the bathroom...
You poop, don't you?
Yes.
When you go to the bathroom, you poop, don't you?
Yes, I do.
And you know...
Sometimes you don't have "chirigami", don't you?
What about you?
When you go to the bathroom, you don't check it?
If you want to poop, you open it first, don't you?
I open it.
Yes.
I open it.
Yes.
I open it, don't I?
Yes.
I have "chirigami" luck.
That's good.
I feel relieved.
Yes.
And when I check it...
I only have one "chirigami" luck.
Sometimes you don't have "chirigami" luck.
That's why you call it "chirigami" luck?
It's bad. It's too bad.
And you have stocks, don't you?
Yes, I do.
What are they?
Frogs.
What do you mean by "frogs"?
When I'm in, I always buy frogs.
I see.
Have you ever bought a frog like that?
I've bought it like five times this year.
Really?
If it's a frog, I have my own luck.
This is really my own luck.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right? It's convenient for everyone to get in and out of it.
So the others have spent it meaningfully.
It's not unfair at all.
And I give it to you.
There is such a thing.
Such a thing.
Right?
I put it in like this.
And I put it in like this.
I see, you put it in like this, and you break it and you put it in like this.
Why me? I shouldn't do such a thing.
There's nothing you can do about it.
But it's been about 3 months since I bought it.
Huh?
I've bought it like 4 or 5 times.
And I'm really angry about it.
It's not like you can do it outside.
You can do it at home sometimes.
But there's nothing you can do about it.
It's annoying.
Why do you think you shouldn't do such a thing?
But you can change it somehow.
And it's pretty hard work.
Some things are harder than others.
But you can do it.
So...
You're embarrassed.
You're coming up to me.
I can't cut it.
I'll cut it for you.
You shouldn't cut it with your hands.
It's cheap.
You shouldn't cut it with your hands.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like this.
There's a wire in it.
There's a wire like this.
It's not a cutter like this.
But it feels good when there's a wire in it.
I...
I don't use it anymore.
What?
What are you saying?
I don't use it anymore.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
I'm doing it like that.
I don't use it anymore.
The wire and the wire...
I can't cut it.
It's annoying.
No, it's me.
I'm doing it like that.
What's the use of it?
Actually, it's not like that.
I don't want it to sell.
I can't see it anymore.
If you do it like this, it's fine.
I don't have that kind of luck.
And that kind of luck, too.
You're all sitting like this, right?
"Sick luck".
Even if you're sitting like this,
you should have been free before.
But you've been so busy since you started.
Yes, yes.
You're so busy.
Can I say something?
Don't you feel annoyed when you're sitting like this?
Everyone who's big has a voice like an old woman's.
Don't you have that kind of voice?
I do, I do.
But sometimes...
You're not that big, so I forgive you.
For sitting in front of me.
But you don't look like it.
But you have a face like an indica rice.
What?
An indica rice.
What's an indica rice?
It's like this long rice...
Do you understand?!
There's a head like an indica rice.
It's long, right?
Yes, yes.
It's good if you don't admit it, that indica rice.
Yes, yes.
I don't know about it, but...
Even if you're sitting like this, I have bad luck, too.
Ah, I see.
Bad luck?!
I've never had bad luck!
When I was a kid, I only had bad luck with warabi mochi once.
What? Warabi mochi?
Warabi mochi...
The one you pull out...
With your tongue...
With my tongue...
Which one did you get?
That's about it.
I didn't get anything else.
Why?!
Didn't you get something like gum or something like that?
No.
I got a few things.
What did you get?
A super jetter transformation set.
How is it?
It has a belt and a cloak...
It has it all.
That's scary.
That's a transformation set?
Transformation set.
With a super jetter?
With a super jetter.
You can do it?
I can do it.
Did you do it?
I did!
Did you quit it?
Quit it?!
I did it for a while, but...
You quit it?
I quit it.
I quit it about a week ago.
Also...
There's something like this, right?
The yellow cloth and the red sour thing...
Something like that, right?
When you shake it...
With the yellow hat...
When you throw it...
It spreads out like this...
It's like a huge jar hat.
You twist and fold it like this...
It becomes a circle like this...
It's like a pocket...
You put it in and lower it from your neck...
When you say "the sun is out"...
It spreads out like this...
You wear it like this...
Is that funny?
No, it's not! It's true!
I didn't make it like you!
I didn't make it! I didn't make anything!
No, it's true! That's how much I won!
There are many kinds of money in the world.
You have to use it wisely.
It can't be helped.
Which is bigger, the money you picked up and the money you dropped?
Huh?
When I was in middle school, I went to school and...
That's right! That's right!
There was about 300,000 yen and some small change in it.
And you know, there's a bag like this that you carry with you when you go to work...
I'm a tax officer!
No, no...
It's like you're a businessman!
Oh, I see! I see!
When you go to work, you carry a bag like this with you with a long string.
Yes, Kajiwamoto-kun! A work bag!
I dropped it in the school's closet and...
I was like, "Huh? What's that?" and I opened it and...
In the school's closet...
I opened it and...
I opened it and... It's a envelope!
An envelope!
Why are you peeking at me? Don't peek at me!
Don't peek at me!
Amazing! You're peeking at me from above!
There's cash and coins in there.
Did you bring the police with you?
I really didn't pick up anything on the road.
There must be something!
I don't even need these worn-out gloves anymore!
You say you're beautiful for three days, but ugly for three days.
Is it really like that? Please tell me about it.
Rather than being used to it, don't you want to see it even more?
I love ugly stories like that.
It's that truth of getting hit on the back by something dirty or smelly.
- That's true. - Right? - That's true.
You know how ugly girls show up on TV?
You're like, "Whoa, this guy's ugly!" and switch channels.
It's disgusting! It's disgusting!
- You switch channels. - Why switch?
- You switch channels, right? - Why?
You smoke a cigarette or something...
I want to see it again!
- You watch it again! - I know, I know.
- It's still on! - It's still on.
- This face is no longer funny. - It's no longer funny.
- Right? - That's it!
- It's just like you think. - Right, right, right.
You really can't get used to it, can you?
Did you look for someone?
Did you look for someone after "Gorillaman"?
I was asked again today what "Gorillaman" is, and I said it's "boo".
- Oh, you missed it. - I missed it.
- Didn't you look for it? - It's still "boo"...
Why is it like that for people who do sports?
It's a little tough, isn't it?
The heaven gives you two things.
Oh, you're attracted to it, so you should take care of it.
- Even if you don't have it. - Even if you don't have it, right?
Because being a sportsman and being beautiful is only possible in the world of manga.
- It's not possible. - Isn't it?
Because it's impossible for a woman to be beautiful.
- She's really good at tennis. - She's really rich.
She's really rich and she's a high school student, but she's allowed to do it.
- "Rod Nocky Farmer"! - That's right, you!
Hiromi won't lose!
No, he definitely won't lose!
- If he was a real sportsman like that, he'd be really popular. - That's right.
- I want to look for it more. - You want to look for it more, don't you?
- Give me a copy of it! - That's right.
Continue with "Gorilla Man"!
- Now, the pen name is "Regrettable but Addicted to Love". - You're looking for it, aren't you?!
- I'd like to tell you something interesting today. - What is it?
- This is one of Chikuri's copies, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's the title of Go! Hiromi's album. - Yes.
- First of all, it's called "Hiromi's Room". - Ah, that's good.
- And then, "Hiromic World". - Yes.
- It's funny up to this point, but there's something even more amazing. - What is it?
- It's "Pyramid Hiromid".
It's tough, isn't it?
There's a disco called "Jubilation" in Osaka.
It's a disco for Hiromi.
So we made a disco like this.
We asked "Hiromi-san, what should we call it?"
It's "Jubilation", isn't it?
Which one?
No, it's "Hiromi".
Ah, by the way...
Eh?
By the way...
Look at the menu of "Jubilation".
There's "Hiromi" on the cocktail.
Ah, I see.
Hiromi blended it and...
Oh, you...
He showed it to me and gave it away.
No, no, it's "Hiromi".
Eh?
It's "Hiromi".
Eh, "Hiromi-san"?
Yes.
I've drunk it a little.
What do you call that cocktail?
"Hiromi".
Eh, who is it?
It's "Hiromi".
When you quarrel, there's someone who rings the bell.
What is it for?
It's like this...
There's a "dog whistle", right?
"Dog whistle"...
No, there is...
You can only hear it from a dog, right?
Yes, yes, yes...
It's the same thing, right?
That's why we call it "jubilation"...
Eh?
We call it "exciting" with this "jubilation".
Ah...
"Exciting" is always...
Where are you looking when you talk?
"Exciting" is...
It's hard to talk, right?
"Exciting" is everywhere in the city...
"Jubilation"...
Eh, what was the cocktail's name again?
It's "Hiromi"!
Exciting is, well...
Yeah.
I feed the pigeons.
Listen to me!
I'll tell you so you'll understand!
Come here!
You're going to do it?
Yeah.
"Poki-poki"?
"Poki-poki"!
This "poki-poki" is...
"Kuu-kaze-ni-nori"!
Exciting is...
I'll tell you!
Exciting didn't know about this.
He was feeding the pigeons.
Right?
Yeah.
At that moment, I heard "poki-poki" somewhere before the fight.
It entered Exciting's ears.
Ah!
He's calling me!
And then...
Exciting ran towards me!
And that fight was...
Exciting's!
I see.
Yeah.
You got it?
Yeah.
Wait a minute!
In an exciting situation, there's something called "exciting"...
There's something called "exciting"!
There's something like "exciting's star".
One kind of star.
I see.
Huh?
It's not human!
It's a fairy!
I've seen that kind of "exciting" before.
It's a man with a scar on his cheek.