AISubs v3.5
Recently, when I walk in the city, people often ask me "Who is Gorillaman?"
Is there anyone here who knows who Gorillaman is?
No one, right?
Unfortunately, I can't say it.
So, today we will have a big battle.
I am Hamada, and I will be your host.
Thank you for having me.
So, let's get started!
Let's welcome our speakers!
(Gorillaman)
First of all, let me introduce myself.
Recently, when I walk in the city, I met Alvy's Takamizawa-san.
All over the world...
Shut up!
I am Hosei Yamasaki.
And next to me...
In Hamada-san's bedroom...
Ikumi-chan grabbed something and spoke for the first time.
Team Zero.
Let's get excited!
Thank you for having me.
I am Alvy's boyfriend who is in a relationship with a woman.
Hamada Masatoshi's man.
How do you feel about that?
Sometimes you want to cheat, right?
Shut up!
Spring has come.
In April, I left my job in downtown.
Spring has come in my life, too.
I am your manager, Nitta.
Thank you for having me.
When I was walking down the street the other day...
Yes?
I ran into a woman who looks like an a**hole...
and I couldn't help but say...
Gorilla, you a**hole!
For example, if you were to say "I love you"...
I love you
You can say one word at a time, right?
Yes.
While you say those words...
Let's have Yokoyama Yasushi-san say it for us.
So, what language do you want?
Huh?
"I".
"I"?
Hey!
This guy!
Watch out!
Let me out!
I'm doing medicine! Medicine!
Let me out!
What does "Iyo" mean?
It doesn't continue after that, does it?
"Iyi"?
That old man just surprised me.
Now, let's ask for another language.
Everyone...
"La"!
Huh?
"La"!
"Lalilulelo"!
Now, let's go!
"La"!
It's fun to see you playing the trumpet, but...
Hey! Hey, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes?
What's wrong with you?
You're playing the trumpet for free!
You're a shameless bastard.
"Ri"!
Can you hide the dragon's eyes for a moment?
I'm not wearing them!
"Ru"!
I don't have enough money to buy a ruby, but...
"Re"!
I like racing more than eating a sandwich.
"Ro"!
London boots!
You're a shameless bastard!
What do you mean, "London boots"?
Oh, you didn't know?
I didn't know!
All right, let's just leave it at that.
Yes.
Now, next!
I'll go next, but could you prepare it for me?
Now, next up...
"Orikomi Utagassen"!
Now, "Orikomi Utagassen"...
You know, it doesn't matter what kind of market you go to.
You can get anything you want.
"Orikomi Utagassen".
All right?
All right!
Music, start!
Let's all dance!
Now, let's go!
"Orikomi Utagassen"...
Get ready!
Hurry up!
It's a corner like this.
Why do you have to dance like this in the middle of the corner?
I'm tired.
Sing! Sing!
Sorry, sorry!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Hurry up!
Yes!
What are you going to sing?
Tawashi!
Tawashi! Let's go!
Tawashi bakka yo ne!
Keep it up!
Hitomi!
Yes!
What are you going to do now?
Dance, right?
Yes!
Beat win!
Keep it up!
Thank you!
Let's go with "tara"!
Tara!
Whatever it is, everyone is dancing.
An old man appears from the smoke.
Edison is a great person who never forgets.
That kind of common sense.
Tara!
Keep it up!
Let's go with "tara"!
You idiot!
Yes, yes, yes!
You idiot, say it!
You idiot!
Keep it up!
Yes!
Thank you!
Cafe Au Lait!
Yes!
Kissa Watto Cafe Au Lait!
C-kama Notte!
T-ba! T-ba!
Yes!
Otomo!
Um...cucumber and...
...papaya and...
Yes!
You guys are cucumbers...
...and I'm papaya and mango!
What are you talking about?
Let's do the last one!
The last one!
Someone will come up with a good joke!
Yes!
A tiger cat who ate fish...
...chases it...
...and talks with it...
...it's a funny joke...
...everyone is laughing...
...they are laughing hard...
...it's a funny joke...
...the weather is nice today...
Let's talk about something.
I've been busy with work lately and I don't have my own private time.
You're talking in a loud voice.
I'm right next to you.
You're noisy.
I don't have much time.
I go out for a little bit and if there's a happening...
If there's a happening...
If there's a happening, I'll arrange it in my own way and tell you about it.
By the way, it's already past 12 o'clock.
It's past 12 o'clock.
The next day was very early, wasn't it?
That's right. The next day was around 6 or 7 o'clock.
From 6 o'clock...
Aburabu! Fire!
It's like...
I'm exhausted.
I got up in the morning and I was sitting like this and my eyebrows were drawn like this.
I looked in the bed and you were doing some weird makeup.
It's like...
Please change your clothes.
Your AD is also a little angry.
I looked in the other room and you were like...
Matsumoto-sama! Hamada-sama!
You were looking at me like that and you put your bra down.
It's hard to put your bra down at 6 o'clock in the morning.
You used to do like this in the beginning but you've gotten used to it and you've stopped here.
I don't want you to live like that.
You've become like this.
What do you think of me? I'm a shy father.
I'm not shy.
I haven't seen you yesterday, yesterday, I mean last time.
I haven't seen it either!
To what extent?
I haven't seen it either!
It's like you were doing something like "peeeeeeeep!"
If you say things like that, you'll be killed by the entertainment world!
I'm telling you like you see it.
You were dancing like crazy!
That's what you're bad at!
You know, usually, you know, like, there's two of you and you say something, like "Hey, hey!" or "Stop it, stop it, I don't think so!"
You say that, you two say it!
Twin turbo!
"Kyaaaah!" you're screaming like that! "I'm not gonna lose either!" you're screaming like that!
I'm not gonna lose either!
"I'm not gonna lose either!" you're screaming like that!
What the hell are you talking about?
Everyone says that, you know.
It's better for someone to say it than for someone else to say it.
That's right.
Well, well, well.
I don't see it like that.
That's right.
How's your condition recently?
My condition?
Your condition.
Well, it's the same as always, you know.
Well, my neck and back are all a little...
Don't say it!
I'm tired.
Your body is a little...
Disgusting, isn't it?
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's a little weird.
Because normal people have a torso like this, and then they stretch out and have a neck like this and a face like this.
But yours is like this.
Ah, my posture is bad.
It's like you have a neck like this and a face like this.
This is...
No, it's true, my posture is bad.
So you have to do it like this, usually, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And it's like this, right?
It is, it is, it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you pay attention, it's like this, right?
That's right, that's right.
Even if you don't do it, you can't do it like this all the time, can you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't you think you're arrogant when you walk?
I think I'm very arrogant every day.
I think that's why you have a neck like this.
Yeah, I think so, too.
No, it's not like that at all.
By the way, I've been a little sick lately.
This is...
By the way, what does it have to do with you?
You have a bad posture and you have a neck like this.
By the way, I'm sick.
What does this "by the way" have to do with you?
No, that's why I haven't lost to you yet.
Do you think I'm frustrated like this?
Hey, isn't there something like that?
Something like jealousy for someone who's sick like you?
No, there isn't!
It's not like you're healthy or anything like that!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that, but there's a little shadow somewhere, you know?
Isn't there something you long for like that?
Hey, you don't have a shadow, but you have a lot of creepy things.
Isn't there something like that?
What do you call it?
An uproar.
Yeah, it was a bloodbath.
But isn't there something like "cool" or something like that?
Yeah, there is.
Then I want a disease too!
You're sick!
Hey, it's my first time getting sick!
It's tough!
No, it's only been a few days.
Hey, it's only been a few days.
In the past, I...
There are two days a day, right?
No, there hasn't been a single day until now.
It came out every day.
Yeah.
A few times.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
If you tell me how much it is...
Hey, it's a lot.
I'm not telling you!
It's four times a day!
Yeah, but it's a serious game.
You're like a buffalo.
I've never seen a buffalo.
I don't know what kind of buffalo.
I don't know either, but it's a rule.
What kind of ugly buffalo is a buffalo?
It's like a buffalo.
It's a serious game to poop once a day.
I don't do that much.
What kind of face do you have when you poop?
Oh, it's not good at all.
You know when it hurts?
Oh, yes, yes.
When it's hard.
It's a shame.
When it's a shame, it's a shame.
You know, you can't show your face, but it's a shame.
It's a shame.
It's hard to come out like this.
It's a shame.
Why do you keep looking like this?
That's right.
It's like the girl who went to the clinic.
That's right.
Why do you keep looking like this?
That's right, that's right. There are times like that where you do get bullied.
There are times like that. Today's meeting is pretty tough, isn't it?
You're not going to say "yes" but you're not going to say "no"? Or you don't want to say it anymore?
I thought "yes", I thought "this is for sure" and when I said "no" there was no sound after I said "no".
I see, I see, I see.
No sound.
That's right.
It's better not to rely on someone you can't rely on.
I see, I see.
There's always someone behind you.
A tough guy.
A tough guy, yeah.
Like an old man.
Like an old man, there's always someone behind you.
That's why you don't raise your head.
You don't raise your head.
Because you put it in your hand first.
Your hands are like "fooo".
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like "you go first".
At first you raise your waist, but there's something amazing.
When you go up, you go "come on, let's go".
While doing that...
Yes, yes...
He's like a little old man wearing silver clothes...
He's like... "click, click"
Go away!
He's like that...
He's like a god like that...
Well, that's that...
Yes, yes...
What should we do?
Huh?
We can cut it off like this...
What should we do?
Um... I've been thinking...
You know, back in the day...
You know, back in the day... we played dodgeball with thousands of people...
Yes, yes...
What do you think about that?
Oh, gathering everyone together...
Hmm...
Isn't that kind of fun?
Huh? Gathering everyone together?
Let's do that! Dominotown!
What? Defeat humans?
Gathering everyone together?
That's not enough!
Gathering everyone together for Dominotown?
It's sobering.
But you hate that kind of skinship with fans, don't you?
Are you crazy?!
No, don't say that!
It's annoying, you know...
You know, there's a location, right? There's a location bus, right?
They're putting up a film, you know?
But five people are stopping and looking at it, you know?
They stop for a long time and look at the location.
After looking at it, we try to go home and get on that location bus.
I'm sure you can see it from over there, but...
Ah, Hama-chan! Hama-chan!
While we're doing that in the location bus...
Look at who's there!
It's a tiny little girl!
Whoa!
It's crazy!
You... I'll make you pay for that!
Hama, look! Look!
It's a pig! It's a pig!
"It stinks!" You said that, didn't you?
You... you can't say that!
You said it, didn't you?
You know, sometimes when we wave our hands...
If we're in a situation like that, we remember what we're saying...
When we wave our hands, we're making a fool of ourselves.
Wait a minute!
You know, and that pig goes "Ugh!"
Am I riding a pig's bottom?
To the envelope.
What's that?
Why are you so naive?
No, it's a bell.
No, you're right. Why are you so naive?
No, I was looking at the bell and it made a sound.
I was holding the bell.
And then the sound of the bell reached my brain.
Hey, you!
I know, I know.
I know!
We have more and more questions for you two.
When you see a suspicious person, you often say number 110.
- Isn't it? - Yes.
How far can you say he's suspicious?
How can you tell if he's suspicious?
That's difficult!
Well...
How far can you say he's suspicious?
I mean, if you're in Hokkaido, you can't say he's suspicious.
- It's hard here. - Yeah.
If you're on a private trip and you're doing this...
I mean, you can call me right away, but...
Right?!
Other than that...
For example, if you're wearing a cloak, what do you do?
- If you're a suspicious person... - Your hand is like a mecha.
If you're not a suspicious person, you're a dangerous person!
Then...
When you come back...
I'm sorry, but...
Before you call me...
Yeah.
- Number 110? - Yeah.
Before you call me...
Pakapon, pakapon, pakapon...
- What's that? - Huh?
Does your back look like a kentaurus?
Well, I guess you could say that.
- Does it look like it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you don't shave properly.
You don't wear a cover band.
Pakapon, pakapon, pakapon...
Before you call me...
I guess you could say that.
Oh, can you take a note of this?
I'll read it for you.
Oh, that's right.
The other day on TV, you said that a big earthquake would come on May 10th.
- Is it now? - Of course.
- May 10th. - Oh, is that right?
- What day is it? - Uh... Wednesday.
- Wednesday is Thursday. - Is Thursday my birthday?
- I've killed one person's head and erased all memories of it.
- For example, this is really rude, but...
- For example, your girlfriend, and of course your family too...
- They don't remember your birthday at all.
- But if your birthday is May 11th...
- They will definitely remember it!
- I hate this!
- Why do I have to remember it?!
- This is annoying!
- What am I?!
- You should bring a present to the set at least once!
- What am I to you?!
- Is there something that suits you?!
- Is there something you buy somewhere?!
- If you think about it, it's funny!
- If you ask me if it's a present...
- I'd say yes!
- But I don't even have a proper ribbon!
- So you're going to...
- You're going to... - Yes?
- You're going to... - Yes, thank you.
- You're going to give it to me, right? - Yes.
- Can you accept it with peace of mind?
- Can I open it now?
- If you bite me, you'll both turn red!