AISubs v3.5
I don't know where it is.
I don't know where it is at all.
I know.
The boat, this area, and that tower over there.
Yesterday, I saw it with my own eyes.
That shop over there.
What about this one?
The one with the head.
This one?
What are you doing?
What about me?
I'm right here.
Today, after the show, we're doing a makeover.
Well, I'm doing it with ease.
Mr. Hamada!
The first episode of "Hugging Machine" is over, and I'm back!
Well, I'm back.
You know, I was pretty injured, too.
Yes.
But I was wondering if it would heal.
Yes.
I was wondering if it would heal.
Yes.
I look so much better now.
The other day, one of my staff went to congratulate you.
He said you look great, but you won't make it to the next episode.
He said you look terrible.
Yes.
And he set me up like this.
I'm supposed to be doing "Hugging Machine" by myself.
But it looks like you're back already.
Congratulations.
My staff came to spy on me.
That's not good.
Why are you worried about that?
That's not good.
We'll find out next week.
I'm worried about you.
I know you were on the phone downstairs.
Do you watch any kind of crime movies?
I do.
Do you watch videos?
There's an interesting one.
What is it?
It's in CX.
Can you borrow it? It's interesting.
What is it?
It's an airbag in a car.
You inflate it and watch it.
Why is it interesting just to inflate it?
It's like a comedian is about to die.
What?
Today, we started this show.
Before the time changed, we were doing it in the middle of the night.
We were doing it.
From now on...
Yes.
There's also a matter of time.
If we do it for too long, one of us will take a day off.
The title of the show is not very interesting.
Yes.
It's called "Reverse Word Quiz".
Let's watch it.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hello.
I'm not here to say "let's go" or "let's go" but...
It doesn't suit you at all.
Recently, it's a hot topic.
Even if you watch it on TV, it's about refugees.
In this song, "Love saves the world" has been on TV for 24 hours.
In the past, refugees have been trying to save African refugees.
They don't have anything to eat or wear.
Yes.
They send everything from their blankets.
There are some things you shouldn't do at first.
What they want is not blankets or food.
First of all, they want to eat that fly on your face.
It makes you irritated, doesn't it?
You don't know how flies look like, do you?
Are you angry with me?
You're pulling the fly away from you.
Do you want me to pull it away from you?
It's funny, isn't it?
But it can't be helped!
What?
They don't have anything to eat and they're all skinny.
Their ribs are visible and they can't be helped.
I think they're all being fooled.
You idiot! You saw it with your own eyes!
They don't have anything to eat, they don't have stamina, they don't have stamina...
But if you look closely, there are a lot of babies.
They have a lot of stamina, don't they?
They're doing something, aren't they?
That's energy in a different way.
They're not being fooled.
What is it?
People are saying that Japan is rich.
That's right.
If you compare it to the sky, I think Japan is too rich.
That's right.
Even if you appear on a TV show, you have to spend a lot of money.
That's right.
Even if you appear on a quiz show...
That's right.
Even if you appear on a quiz show, you have to spend a lot of money.
The prize money is one or two million yen.
That's right.
But we'll give you a quiz today.
A quiz...
Then, Mr. Hamada...
Mr. Hamada from Amagasaki...
Yes.
Please do your best today.
Thank you.
Your daughter is coming today, isn't she?
That's right.
She's over there on the left side of the bridge.
Dad, you can do it!
I'll do my best!
Dad, you can do it!
Where do you work?
I work at a peach shop.
I think it's better for you to make it easy to understand.
It was a little dull, wasn't it?
Please do your best, Mr. Hamada.
Mr. Hamada, you can do it!
Right?
Do you want to go over there?
Right?
Do you want to go over there?
Right?
I'll do my best.
No, that's not what I meant.
What did you say?
Do you want to go to America?
Do you want to go over there?
Where do you say "over there"?
Today, I'm going to that corner over there.
I want to go over there.
Please do your best, Mr. Hamada.
Do you want to go over there?
You can't say you haven't answered it yet.
That corner...
That corner looks comfortable.
You can't say you haven't answered it yet.
Let's set it up.
You can't say you haven't answered it yet.
Let's move on to the first question.
Today's first question is very simple.
What is it?
Eat upside-down words!
Eat cold words!
If you answer with upside-down words, it will be answered as it is.
As it is, right?
As it is.
It's simple, isn't it?
Let's practice a little.
For example, "high" is this upside-down.
Low
Far
Near
This is Hamada-san's question!
What's with you, Hamada-san?
What's with you?
It's obvious that Hamada-san got it.
Thank you.
Now, Takasa-kun.
Yes.
First question.
Let's go!
Eat upside-down words!
Eat cold words!
Wait.
Wait!
What's with you?!
What's with those upside-down words?
"High" and "low" are obvious.
"Near" and "far" are obvious.
What's with "upside-down words"?
Try saying "upside-down words".
"Upside-down words"!
Eat cold words!
Wait!
What's with "eat cold words"?
Takasa-kun, listen!
I'll ask you a question.
You say it!
What is Hayato and Takasa doing today?
Marine blue quiz.
I know it! I asked 100 people for the quiz!
If you say it like that...
What is it?
I asked 100 people for the quiz.
That's right.
What is marine blue?
Marine blue quiz is... you know...
Hang in there for now, Hamada-san.
Hamada-san, you know...
"For now"?
I asked 100 people, you know, right?
I know.
I asked 100 people, you know, right?
And I got the most answers!
That's the answer.
You said it before.
Yes, I'll do my best.
You'll do your best.
That's good.
So, today's question is...
In Shibuya...
100 people are listening to Walkman.
Why is that?!
Make some noise, you bastards!
Make some noise!
Hamada-san, you have to listen to the question until the end.
I asked 100 people, you know...
100 people?!
They didn't answer me, so I took off my walkman and asked them again.
That's how far it is.
If you don't listen to the question until the end...
Dad, listen to the question properly!
I will.
Hang in there.
I'll do my best.
Do you want to go there?!
Yes, I do.
Go ahead.
It looks like they're welcoming you.
It's amazing.
I'll go.
Ask 100 people and get Walkman taken off.
Yes, yes.
So you asked 100 people to take it off.
I asked 100 people...
who were listening to Walkman...
to take it off.
How have you been...
(incomprehensible)
Are you crazy?!
Hamada-san...
Hamada-san!
How have you been...
since you caught Stramers?!
Hamada-san...
How dare you, you traitorous woman!
What do you mean "recently"?
How many times have you been told "recently"?
What? Wait...
Dad, don't forget!
I won't!
What do you mean "recently"? Say it! Say the answer, woman!
How many times have you been told "recently"? A hundred?
BLUE SKY QUIZ!
What's with this blue sky quiz?!
It's blue sky quiz time.
Good luck.
You're buying a lot of blue skies.
Thank you very much.
Hamada-san, do you know the Santa Quiz?
Yes.
You know it, right?
Out of the three, you only know one answer.
This blue sky quiz.
Twenty!
That's what it is.
Good luck.
It's even more difficult!
If you think about it like this, the problem is very simple.
Dad, don't say it!
Let's say the problem first!
What is it?
It's today's problem, but it's very simple.
If you think about it like that, you might get scolded.
The problem is...
What is the name of the current Prime Minister of Japan?
Is that okay?
It's already in your head, isn't it? That person's name.
It's already in your head, isn't it?!
It's already in your head, of course.
No, wait a minute.
The staff came up with twenty questions, so you have to listen to them.
As soon as they come up...
Ping-pong.
It's Hamada-san's thing.
You don't have to rush.
Yes, of course. You know it, right?
I know it!
I'm sorry.
Maybe it's...
Karadesh?
That's good!
I'd like to do my best.
It's twenty questions, so...
As soon as they come up...
I understand.
Let's do it.
Yamashita.
Kato.
Kubo.
- Hagino. - Nishio. - Jom. - Takeda. - Kaifu. - Kubo, it's over, it's over! - It's your turn now, Hamano - san! - Yes! - Now, say it! - Kaifu! - Hamano-san, you can't answer with numbers... - Say it first! Say it first!
I tried my best but I forgot it!
If you can't remember it, you can't do the Blue Sky Quiz.
It's impossible for you to say it with numbers!
- You know so many names! - Hamano-san, you can't say it with numbers!
- Do you understand?! - No, I don't! - Spring Summer... - What is it?!
This is today's last quiz.
- Do your best. - You don't know anything, Hamano - san.
- I'll do my best! - Today's quiz is very easy.
Here's the question!
Ta-dah!
Today, October 10th, what weather is it in Tokyo?!
You say it.
You've been asking questions but you haven't said your answer yet!
You're supposed to say your answer if you get it wrong!
You say your answer today!
- Today, I'll give you some time. - Okay, Hamano - san.
You can go outside and watch it.
That's not the problem!
Thank you for your time, but...
People in front of the TV are making fun of you!
- Why don't you know this?! - No, you're...
...dirty.
- You're dirty! - I don't know.
I know.
The answer is... it's raining.
The answer is... it's sunny.
The answer is... it's cloudy.
Now, let's leave the editing to you!
Now that you're back, we've got such a big gift for you.
Oh, is that so?
Congratulations.
This is from Japan Television.
Japan Television.
"Gaki no Chikai Araen" staff.
And this...
Yoshimoto Industry Team Zero
This is...
I hope you like it.
Was it expensive?
Well...
How much was it?
It was expensive.
How much was it?
How much was it, I wonder...
No, I don't know.
Ten thousand yen.
Ten thousand yen for something like this?!
Well... I've been living here.
What, you guys?!
Yes.
You went to live here on purpose?!
Yes.
For money.
Oh, I see.
Where did you go to live?
I went all the way to Shikoku.
Shikoku...
Now, let's move on.
Yes, yes.
This is from "Kodomo Denwa Soudai".
Yes.
This...
Well, I'm grateful that this show has a good reputation.
Recently, you know, on TV, you don't show up much.
But it's not very interesting, is it?
Well, you know, they're making movies now.
Oh, really?
And videos, too!
You can watch anything you want, even if you rent it out.
But, you know, in Japanese movies, they don't show you anything else.
A long time ago, I went to "Ogata Training Camp".
You were impressed?
I was impressed!
"Kai"...
Kanji is difficult, old man.
Well, I...
Well, I don't know how to say "kakei", but...
In Kanji and characters, it's "kai".
You know, I don't like Japanese movies.
I don't know why the title is "yo".
I don't know if I should go see it or not.
Even if you say "kai", you don't know anything.
But in "Ogata Training Camp", "kai" is...
That's why, you know...
"kesu" is...
Why?!
In "Ogata Training Camp", "kesu" is "kai"!
What kind of movie is that?!
Moron!
In "Moron", "kesu" is "kesu".
In "Ogata Training Camp", "kesu" is "kesu".
Moron!
You've been writing "kesu" all the time. You should have followed me.
It's funny for an actor.
For me, radio is more interesting.
In the afternoon, I listen to "Kodomo Denwa Soudanshi" on radio.
It's quite popular.
Of course, I listen to "Kikaren", "Tomodachi Kikitate Wakaranai Koto" and "Denwa Shigyo" which are difficult for parents to listen to.
Gadan!
Yes, sir!
I'm Hamada Nison of "Kodomo Denwa Soudanshi"!
What's up?
Well...
Shut up!
"Kodomo Denwa Soudanshi" is too much!
Well...
I don't know if it's faster than "Kodomo Denwa Soudanshi".
Don't talk to me like that, Hamada Nison!
Talk to me like a little boy!
Like a little boy...
Gadan!
What's up?
I'm Hamada Nison of "Kodomo Denwa Soudanshi"!
What's up?
Hello!
What's your name?
Matsumoto.
Matsumoto?
What are you?
Ah... Sato!
Ah, Sato!
Hmm... Sato, what are you?
Hmm...
Matsumoto!
Ah, are you Matsumoto?
Matsumoto?
Yes!
Hmm... Matsumoto, what are you?
Sato!
Sato?
Yes!
Sato?
Yes!
Matsumoto?
Yes!
Matsumoto-kun's?
Yes.
Then Sato-kun's?
Yes.
Then what is it?
Matsumoto Sato.
Matsumoto is four letters and Sato is a name?
Yes.
Then it's important! Don't you think so, brother?
It doesn't make sense!
President!
Why didn't you object?
Hello?
What is it?
I want to ask you something.
What is it?
Recently, I feel like my stomach is growling.
I think it's the squid.
What do you like to eat?
Ask your mother!
Why don't you call me once a day?
If you call me, you'll get a scolding!
If you don't say what you want to say, I'll scold you!
I'm sorry!
You should ask your mother!
I'll ask you something childish like that!
Why is your neck so long like a giraffe?
That's a good question!
It's my first time hearing it!
It's because of my neck...
No, it's not my neck...
It's my neck!
What are you talking about?
It's not my neck!
My neck...
is very relaxing!
That's why...
I can't wait for my snack at 3 o'clock...
and my neck is so long!
That's true!
It's true!
Whose neck is it?
It's not anyone's!
Whose neck is it?
It's mine!
No, it's not yours!
It's yours!
What are you doing?
That's how it is!
What's wrong with you?
That's how it is!
You're stupid!
Karl!
What is it?
If you say anything complicated, I'll be in trouble. I'm a kid now.
I see.
You're my brother.
Gacha!
Hello? I'd like to ask you something...
What do you want to ask me?
Just say it!
Karl!
No one calls you like that!
Brother...
Say it!
Gacha!
I'd like to ask you something...
Say it!
You're my fan!
Hello?
Hello!
I love kids calling me that!
What did you say?
I thought you said something I'd never say!
Don't worry about it! I'll say it properly!
I love kids calling me that!
I'm Matsumoto's sister!
You're not his sister!
I'm Matsumoto's brother!
What's up?
I'd like to ask you something...
Yes, what is it?
Well...
Say it!
Sorry, I just got caught up in something...
I've done a lot of things for you, so don't talk like that.
Are you the president or something?! You should've talked to me more politely!
Hello? What's up? It's me, your brother.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Is the president okay?
He's fine.
Hello?
Yeah, what is it?
Um, I have something I want to ask you...
Yeah, yeah.
How do you give birth to a baby?
Oh, I see. How do you give birth to a baby?
Yes.
Um, kiss it.
Hey!
Who are you talking to on the phone? Kiss it!
You're asking me something very serious.
Very serious?!
Yes, very serious.
Hello? What's up?
Hello? It's me, your brother.
Yeah.
Um, I have something I want to ask you...
Yeah, yeah.
How do you give birth to a baby?
Hmm... That's a great question.
Is it a great question?!
Your brother has been hospitalized.
I see.
Yes.
So, how do you give birth to a baby?
That's right.
Um, it's a very difficult question.
Is it?
So, brother, I'm going to look it up!
Don't hang up! Wait for me!
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry! I'll be right out! Wait for me!
Okay!
Not yet?
Hello? Do you copy me?
He hung up!
It's already time for us to say goodbye.
There's still more to come.
There's still more.
It's late, so I'm going to rest.
What?
You guys don't rest.
It's such a goodbye.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
You're going to hit me in the forehead again.
I got hurt with this song.
But it's better than a song I can't put my teeth in.
That's enough!
It's already time for us to say goodbye.