AISubs v3.5
Not a single person has been able to return to this place.
Father!
Wake up!
Father!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
(crying)
Why? Why?
(crying)
(static)
(music)
Well, well, well, well, well. We interrupt this. We interrupt this.
(static)
This first appearance of the "cries and laughs" has seriously injured you, isn't it!
(music and applause)
Right?
Everytime.
(laughter)
Well, that's how it is.
Well, yesterday during the climax, you were in so much pain and couldn't do anything about it, so you fell down.
But this time, while we were filming the show, I got a huge impact on my face.
My face was swollen and I couldn't show you my face in front of you.
So, I'd like to show you the compilation of "chiki-chiki" again.
First of all, I'd like to show you the opening of "chiki-chiki", which is a three-car race.
Until then, I went to the venue of "sonoba-sonoba" and talked meaninglessly while walking down the road nearby.
However, for the first time in this "chiki-chiki" three-car race, we are competing in a three-car race.
This is the beginning of "chiki-chiki", so I'd like you to see it first.
"chiki-chiki" three-car race is about to start.
I'm fixing my camera right now.
How is it?
You're sweating, aren't you?
In Europe and America...
...challenging is...
...a gentleman's sport.
There's no such thing as cowardice.
You have to go all out.
Go!
You!
You said you'd go all out!
I'm going to die!
What are you going to do?
What are you doing?!
Get out of the way! This won't reach you!
I'm really going to die
Who is this person?
Everyone, this person is...
I'm sorry
That's good
Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!
We can't speak English!
You want to speak it, but you can't.
That's your "geos".
Hanaseru Lesson
English Conversation's "geos"!
Oh, no!
It didn't come in, Bright!
I'll put it in now, Bright!
Coffee and a light Bright.
Light and light.
Right?
A bargain international telephone, zero zero six one.
In addition, a bargain discount service has been created.
For example, merit ten, nine point five percent is also discounted.
International telephone, zero zero six one.
♪ Today, day, day ♪
♪ You are my all-time girl ♪
Seductive ten-color color pochette.
♪ Today, day, day ♪
Today caragul pochette appears!
♪ Today ♪
Colorful Honda Primo.
♪ North ♪
Did you get dumped again?
Thirteenth time.
Ah, always, always, right?
♪ North ♪
Well, you know, they look alike.
They look cool. They look like men.
Well, let's continue.
Let's buy a lot every month!
Well, we went to various shops separately.
We bought things within a month.
Ah, we did it.
When was it? Ninety years.
I don't remember!
What's wrong?
We each have this one hundred thousand yen.
We buy things weighing ten kilograms.
For one hundred thousand yen.
I wonder if there are women weighing ten kilograms.
That doesn't make sense, does it?
How many kilograms of this do you have?
It's a house.
What are you doing?
It's funny!
But, you know, Karaguchi...
How many kilograms do you have?
First of all, give me one.
Yes.
What you bought.
Here you are.
What is it?
Did you get a fisherman's license?
No, I didn't.
I don't know.
Why?
I can't get a fisherman's license on Japanese TV.
What?
I bought it with my own money.
No, I like it very much.
Really?
I...
Stop it.
What is it?
Cat sand.
It's a stuffed animal.
Don't you want it?
Stop it.
It can't move.
I don't know why it's late, but...
it suddenly jumped out and...
ran towards the Japanese bridge.
To catch...
The Japanese bridge?
To catch the Japanese bridge...
I had a hard time.
It can't move.
It's heavy.
Right?
It's not that heavy.
How much is it?
It feels good.
It's 7.5.
It's 9.5.
It's a snack.
It's dry.
I shouldn't have said it.
It's pretty hard.
It might be hard.
Do you want to try it?
It's heavy.
Don't step on it!
It's 10kg!
Here I go!
Not at all!
Here I go!
Huh?
6kg.
Here I go!
Okay!
Here I go!
Don't overdo it!
Where did it go?
It's 10kg!
It's true!
I'm glad there were only two of them!
It's heavy!
Here I go!
I win!
It says it's 5kg.
Next up is "I don't like your body, aunt" prank.
What is this?
So, Masato-kun is "I don't like your body, aunt"?
Just look at me for now.
I look like blue.
"I don't like your body, aunt".
It seems like I'll run around the shopping district like this.
You run away...
You're really fast!
You run away...
I know you don't like it, so I'll chase you.
Just look at me for now.
I don't like it!
What are you doing?
This is really uncool!
Where are you now?
No, you said "I'm here".
I'm here!
Are you crazy?
I don't like your body!
I don't like your body, aunt
I don't like your body!
Mom, where did the guy in weird clothes go?
Hurry up!
We run and run.
If we ever arrive,
we'll be able to say to you...
Wait!
No, not your hand! Your other hand!
Your other hand! Your other hand!
What's with you?!
We run and run.
If we ever arrive,
we'll be able to say to you...
We run and run.
If we ever arrive,
we'll be able to say to you...
We run and run.
If we ever arrive,
we'll be able to say to you...
We run and run.
We're in trouble!
My sons are in trouble!
We're in trouble!
Now...
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Hey, Futsuo!
Futsuo!
Yes!
Futsuo!
I think you are ready for dinner. What is for dinner?
What? It is for children!
Hairi, hairi, fure, hairi, ho...
It is a hamburger!
If you are embarrassed, stop it!
What?
Futsuo! Futsuo! Come out for me!
What is for dinner?
Hairi, hairi, fure, hairi, ho...
Grow up!
Are you a little embarrassed?
Futsuo!
Yes! What is for dinner, Futsuo?
I think you are ready for dinner. What is for dinner?
Today's menu is...
lamb...
marmalade...
fried carrot...
ketchup...
and tea.
What?
Futsuo! Hey, Futsuo!
What?
I think you are ready for dinner. What is for dinner?
For dinner?
This is what I eat for dinner recently.
Do you know why I eat for dinner?
I don't like dirty jokes!
Do you know?
Are you Futsuo?
Next work!
Futsuo!
What is it, father?
Futsuo!
What is it?
What is your favorite word?
Well...
I like "giant army" very much.
Like Nagashima Senshi said...
Giant army is immortal forever.
"Da-na"!
Did you say "na" just now?
"Da-na" of "na" is...
Well...
Hey, Yoshio!
Yes, Master?
Well, Yoshio, what's your favorite word?
Well, I'm a genius, so when a genius comes to me when I've forgotten it, I don't have much of a choice like this, but...
Well, I'm glad you said it so quickly.
Argh!
You're mean!
What's up with you?
You're mean!
What's up with you every now and then?
Every now and then...
Well, what's your favorite word?
Huh?
What's your favorite word?
"Chawan" (a bowl of tea)
Well, it's not like that, but it's your favorite word, isn't it?
Hmm...
"Kamishihougatame" (a piece of paper)
That's your root word, isn't it?
It's your favorite word, isn't it?
Well... it's a four-letter word, isn't it?
A four-letter word?
Well...
"Gaden", "gaden", "ninsui" or something like that...
I see, I see...
It's that kind of four-letter word, isn't it?
Hmm...
It's "daisukehanako", isn't it?
Well, next up is...
"Grandfather and Grandmother's Hideout"!
Professor Namikoshi Tokujiro and his wife Komori...
...are the guests of "Grandfather and Grandmother's Hideout", but...
...well, since they're guests who came all the way here...
...they had them hide in a ridiculous place.
Well, it's usually like that in this show, isn't it?
You don't really treat guests like that, do you?
- Yes, Hanada-kun! - Yes!
- Well, I've set up everything for you all... - Yes!
- Well... first of all, you don't know this! - Really?!
Even if you were a veteran detective with 50 years of experience...
...you wouldn't have been able to catch up with me like this.
- Really?! - Yes!
♪ Only one day, pyoko-pyoko, kakurete mo... ♪
- Alright, let's go! - ♪ Donna ni kakurete mo... ♪
- You know it, don't you? - ♪ Donna ni kakurete mo... ♪
I don't think you've been found yet...
...but do you see people like this at the station sometimes?
Grandpa, go away!
- You too! - ♪ I couldn't help it... ♪
- I'm not in the mood for this. - You're too fashionable for us.
- Well, I like you anyway, so I'll leave you alone. - But, going this way didn't help me with my work.
- Like I care about you any more than I care about my husband. - This is hilarious.
- Komori's pajamas. - His pajamas.
- Takes him out of the bed early. - Why the hell wasn't I going to a man's bathroom...
What are you doing?
You look like you're dressed up.
You're in the way!
You're in the way.
Who is it?
Next up is...
Chiki-chiki boasting.
This is Chiki-chiki boasting.
These two will sing their favorite songs.
10 songs each.
How funny.
Mazumoto is burning with enthusiasm.
Let's watch.
First of all, Mr. Yoshida Ken.
And the performer is Mr. Ryodo Yogomori.
However...
I'm frustrated, but I'm crazy about you.
Oh, I can't do it.
Oh, I can't do it. Oh, I can't do it.
You didn't say even one of them.
I'm laughing because it's all in the past.
I wish I could hate you.
But I still love you.
Stop it!
I was confident!
You were too emotional.
Who do you think you are?
You didn't become yourself.
You copied me first.
I see.
I'm glad.
You're good.
I see.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
A white wing catcher flying in the sky.
The earth is round.
No, you're in my way.
You're in my way.
Sing until the end.
You're a man, aren't you?
Don't you have to live strong?
Don't worry about me.
I'm praying for you.
Yes!
It was impossible for us.
We're used to it now.
We have to master it.
By the way, did you know we were putting out records?
Really?
I'm sure you don't remember this,
but we visited Yamazaki family.
We had a hard time.
Hello.
I heard you moved.
Yes.
I brought something for you.
Cake.
Thank you.
Let's eat it.
Yamazaki, you know,
you're worried about the price of a house you moved in.
Yes.
In your world,
you're one of the most famous people.
Let's go in.
Sir!
Yes?
This is the room you moved in.
This is terrible.
What?
I told you not to do this.
What?
You all have this.
What are you talking about?
You can't do this!
Oh, no!
- What are you doing? - I have that kind of obsession, so why am I asking you?
- Hey! - Yes?
- No! - Yes?
- Listen to me honestly! - Yes?
[speaking in Japanese]
Thank you.
- Thank you! - Yes, yes!
- Good luck! - Yes!
- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'm so glad! - I'm so glad you came!
- Let's go to the hospital, shall we? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Here you are. - Thank you very much.
- Now we can live in peace! - Yes!
- It's the morning of peace! - Yes!
We did it!
See you.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Please come again. - Yes.
- We'll go home together. - Yes.
We'll come back next week, too.
No, we'll be here for three weeks.
That's ridiculous!
So, what did you think of it?
Well, like I said last time,
I think there are a lot of people who saw it after the time period changed.
Those of you who haven't seen it before,
you must be thinking, "Wow, he did this!"
Wow, I've seen it before!
Well, Masumoto-kun will appear with a beautiful face next week,
so thank you all for coming tonight!
Until next week, goodbye!
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