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Hey, kids, don't use it! Chiki-chiki! Human mud slapping game!
We came in this cold weather.
Yes, it's already cold.
Yes.
What is this cold weather?
No, recently...
Mud slapping.
Yes, yes, we skip it a little.
We dare to use this classic game of mud slapping.
I see.
What is it? We try to grab a little kid's heart.
From adults to children, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
Let's challenge these people.
Go ahead!
Mogura!
Go in the middle.
Yes, first one is slippery.
One slipped.
What was that "Mogura!" just now?
It's a name.
Oh, you said "Mogura!"
Yes.
And you?
Mogukong.
Yes, you got two.
From now on...
Yes.
First of all, each of you will challenge.
Yes.
First of all, we have a clock here for 30 seconds.
Yes.
If you succeed three out of ten times during this time...
Yes.
What do you mean by "if you succeed three times"?
I mean if you don't get slapped three or four times.
Yes.
It's okay up to three times.
Yes.
If you don't get slapped four times...
It's really wonderful.
It's wonderful.
Look! It's coming now!
This is the present!
Really?!
Who is it?
Why?
Why don't you do it?
Why?
Come on!
This beat!
No, are you serious?
Are you serious?
This beat!
I'm not lying!
No, this is also a present!
Really?!
Look! There are many things like golf!
Yes!
Stop it!
Okay, let's do it.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Okay!
If you succeed...
Yes.
You two...
You...
You should find a program!
If you do it well...
You'll get two of it!
Yes!
You can do it!
You'll get it!
Okay, let's do it!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
One time!
Two times!
Three times!
Failure!
I got slapped three times!
You idiot!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Failure!
What?
Time's up!
You guys really don't want it?
Can you give me one more chance?
Let's do it together.
Yes!
Sorry!
Do your best!
I'm sure you can win.
Can you shake this for me?
It doesn't move.
You'll get hurt.
It's in the way.
Can you take it?
Yes.
What are you doing? Are you preparing for it?
I can see it now.
What is it? Are you OK?
What is it?
I'll give you this.
Take it out!
The air is coming out!
I'm busy.
I can't do it.
Retreat!
I'm tired.
How is it?
Is it OK? Did you feel it?
I'll be killed someday.
Retreat!
Well, it's not a school trip bus, so...
Why is there something like this auxiliary chair?
Do you want to sit like that?
There's a lot of things like that.
It's kind of gross.
It's gross, it's gross.
It's like buttermilk.
Do you want to sit like that?
What kind of band is this?
Well, um...
Didn't you have something you wanted to say today?
Didn't you?
Today...
I went for an exam and passed!
You know what, I'll let you drive again. To be honest, until you became a car mentor, I was relieved.
Why?!
Like stealing gasoline or something like that.
You're going to commit a crime, so I really don't want you to drive again.
You idiot!
You'd better be careful. You'd better not do that.
And you, you know, you're so cautious, you know?
You idiot!
I've never had an accident before!
Liar!
Is that true?!
You used to spin around a lot on the highway.
No, no...
You'd turn around and look around and you'd think it was me!
Because I was turning?
Idiot!
You're really annoying when you're driving.
Have you ever done that thing where the tires burst?
What do you call it?
Standing AM phenomenon.
But when I was speeding up, all of a sudden...
I dropped my helicopter.
On the road.
I thought it was strange, but my back was saying "pa pa pa pa"!
I thought it was me, but when I leaned back...
The right tire in the back was about to explode.
But the remaining rubber was "petan petan petan"!
That's why I dropped it!
The remaining rubber was like this!
It was like a penguin's toy!
So that's what happened, but it wasn't an accident!
Did you do something with the "pa pa" or something?
You know that grandpa's Achilles tendon?
Grandpa's like this, you know?
Everyone gets mad at him, but...
Grandpa's got a cruxion, too!
It's in his ears, you know?
So I broke out in a panic.
I froze for a second!
I don't know why!
So I ended up like this!
That's because my Achilles tendon was cut!
I didn't have the strength to lift myself like this.
You shouldn't stress a person like that!
You sure took some time, didn't you?
You know that old man you were talking about? The old man who rode a motorcycle for 70 something hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's ride together.
Hey, hey, hey.
That old man has that kind of accent.
Hey, hey, hey.
That old man has that kind of accent.
When I fell down for the third time, I was like, "Oh, you came again?"
I fell down the next day, but it didn't work.
If I fall down again today, I'll quit.
It's a little rough.
It was a little blue.
It's a little rough.
It's rough.
I didn't say that, but I came all the way here.
But I've been riding for over 70 hours.
It's okay if it's like this.
I'm already hungry and I'm watching you drive.
You're no good.
What are you talking about?
He's got a pretty good sense of humor.
When you came out, you looked like this and said, "I passed."
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad you said that.
It's normal for a teacher to say no and confirm, isn't it?
I haven't seen you at all. I've been watching you all the time.
Why do you drive like this?
You know what I hate the most about you?
You're fine and you come out like this, right?
If you don't get angry and lie down like this, you're going to die.
Why are you stretching your neck like that?
It's not okay at all.
Even if I cut my eyebrows like this...
You're fine and you come out like this, right?
If you say, "What's wrong with you?"
I can't say it.
Even small animals like you come out like this.
Dogs.
Brown dogs with short legs like you.
Short legs?
Like a big dog of a dachshund.
You idiot!
Once you get in my car, you come out like this.
At first, I thought you were Kentucky Fried Chicken.
That's what I thought. That's what I thought.
I thought you were crazy.
You ran like this, and crashed into the car.
I thought you killed me and ran back.
But you ran and ran back again, and ran like this and ran like that and ran like that.
You are like me.
No, I'm not.
That's right.
It's really hard to drive a car.
Huh?
Have you ever had a terrible stomachache while driving a car?
A stomachache means you want to throw up, right?
A terrible stomachache, yes.
That's tough.
It's like a straight line.
It's really heavy.
That's no good.
I had a terrible stomachache.
It's like you're knocking on someone's door.
That's right.
Hurry up and let me out!
It's like you're coming out of a keyhole.
Even if you had a door.
That's right.
It's like you're coming out of a keyhole.
That's really tough.
I want you to think of something.
It's like this.
I know.
I'm doing it like this with only this hand.
My hand moves a little.
But I don't press the accelerator too much.
It's like this.
You're crazy!
It's really like this.
You surprised me.
I know.
You were driving like this next to me.
It's like this.
I was driving like this, but the front tire was like this.
That's right!
I'm serious.
The front tire was like this, and I was driving like this.
It's like this.
Are you wearing a set of riggers?
It's like this.
I'm serious.
What's this?
There's sauce on it!
This is tough...
This is what makes you human...
No way!
I'm serious.
Take that sauce off of me!
It's solidified!
This is tough!
I have a question for you two.
What's stuck in Tetsuko Kuroegaki's head?
What do you mean by "head"?
I don't think it's all hair.
There must be something in there.
What's in there?
Don't you know?
I don't know.
What's in there?
Something like...
A treasure.
What's in there?
Something sweet.
Something like...
You're stupid!
A cookie.
A bag of cookies.
Something sweet.
There's something like that in there.
That's what I heard.
I went out for a drink with a friend and lost my memory.
This is the first time for me.
Have you two ever drunk to lose your memory?
No, we haven't.
We haven't lost our memories.
When we went clubbing together...
We had memories.
Wait!
You took her to the past!
What?
The past?
What do you mean?
You brought her here!
I didn't bring her here!
- What? - You called me and you came here, didn't you?
- Yeah, I called you. - Tell me where you're going now!
- You're going to take me with you, aren't you? - Why am I telling you that?
- Oh, you told me! - I didn't say that, you idiot!
- You're really unexpected! - What?
Wait!
Somebody help me!
I'm begging you!
Hey!
You're the one who brought me here!
I didn't bring you here! You brought me here on your own will!
That's not possible!
Well, it's fine! I brought you here!
F*** you!
It's fine now! I brought you here!
One of you four...
What?
Four of you are dead!
We're not dead! We're not dead!
I thought you wouldn't remember anything!
I can't remember anything!
I was singing and dancing all the time!
- So you remember everything? - Of course I do!
- What are you trying to make me do? - So...
What kind of "strawberry talk" did you say?
I remember everything.
I haven't talked to that woman as much as I talk about "strawberry talk"!
What are you trying to make me do?
Stop it!
Stop stretching your neck like that!
- Oh, really? - No, but I'll tell you this!
You better tell me this!
When I met you last time, you were really nice.
- What are you talking about? - You went home, didn't you?
You didn't say anything at all.
I went home.
Let's not talk about that.
That's right.
The other day, I held a New Year's party.
The vice president came.
- The vice president of Japanese TV. - That's right.
Matsumoto-kun's name was...
Matsumoto-kun, thank you for your hard work.
Then Horiuchi-kun came.
That old man is weird, isn't he?
"Hama-chan, Hama-chan," he said.
Then Horiuchi-kun came.
- Horiuchi... - Hama-chan, but Horiuchi-kun...
Horiuchi... Hamaoka...
- It was like that today, too. - Yes, it was like that today.
Today, when I went to Japanese TV, the president gave me a thank you letter.
There were two of them at first.
Hamada... Masa...
Ah, that's called 'Masatoshi.'
Ah, it's called 'Masatoshi.'
Hmm...
Matsumoto... Hitoshi...
- You were reading it! - Yes.
Then you read my thank you letter.
And the next time you read my thank you letter, you said...
Matsumoto... Jinshi...
You! You were reading it first!
Thank you letter, Jinshi...
You're the president, right?
Yes.
I'm really sorry, but that old man is stupid.
Sho-ge-ki... te-ki... den-e... pa-ko.
"Pa-ko" you say?
How many times do I have to hit you in the head?
That's weird, isn't it?
There's a lot of weird stuff.
Recently, Matsumoto and Hama-chan say "kitsui" a lot.
I found something "kitsui" in my house.
I found something "kitsui", so please give me your opinion and impressions.
An umbrella made of a cigarette's empty box.
Ah, that's "kitsui" (tough)
I put a taxi driver in front of me...
He's hanging himself!
"Ah, that's "kitsui" (tough)
"Kitsui", "kitsui", that's "kitsui" (tough)
A cardboard box on top of my underwear and "Matsumoto's" father's name on it.
Well, I'll forgive you for that!
"It can't be helped!" he says.
My dad always has underwear in his underwear box.
Well, you live with your family, so you must have underwear in your underwear box, right?
Well, in my family, underwear in my underwear box...
"That's enough!" he says.
My dad's underwear always ends up in my underwear box!
Ah, your underwear, right?
My dad's underwear never ends up in my underwear box!
With a white briefcase...
Daddy!
Back in the day, I didn't have a bath.
I'd go with my dad, but sometimes he'd have me bathe him.
Daddy!
You're so cool! You're such a man!
That's enough.
Let's go home.
Can you put this away for now?
Daddy, the marionette!
What do you mean 'marionette'?
If you can't do it, why don't you try it?
You're bad at it, aren't you?
What's this?
Show me.
Try it.
Here, two fists go in.
Are you kidding me?!
Two fists go in here.
Make sure it doesn't move.
Are you mad or laughing?
No, I'm laughing.
Make it move!
How do you make it move? Tell me!
Like this.
Like this, bend it like this.
Here.
How does it look like?
Make it look cooler.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wow, you're right!
Two fists!
Don't laugh.
Hey!
As expected...
As expected of you.
I heard that pig won.
Oh, you're talking about me?
What are you doing?
Don't touch me!
You're strange people!
Why do you all fight over something like that?
It was amazing.
What is it?
Well, you know...
My dad was there...
And my big brother...
My uncle...
Your uncle...
Takanada...
Takanada Nisara...
My uncle beat up my little brother when he won...
And he also beat up my uncle...
I've never heard of anything like it...
So I was like...
It's nice of your dad to do it like that...
If only he wasn't so big...
People will pay attention to you...
It's nice of him to do it like that...
Is it?
Kazushige isn't bad at all...
He's not bad at all!
He's a pro...
He can eat and go...
He can't eat and go!
And who is Kazushige?
You just said he's a pro!
Huh?
Who is it?
Kazushige Nagashima!
Who is it?
Kazushige Nagashima!
Kazushige Nagashima...
Everyone says he's a pro, right?
Who says he's a pro?
He's a pro-biblical pro...
I mean...
You know...
If you want to go to the sky...
President Roblos will come for you...
If you say "Go to the sea", Poseidon will come for you...
Poseidon, go to the sea!
And you'll go like...
Whoa!
This is...
I knew it...
I think it's amazing!
Right, Hamada?!