AISubs v3.5
Nice to meet you!
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
Yeah, it's pretty tough.
What do you do if I hit you hard and you go "bam"?
That's fine.
Seriously?
Wait, this is gunpowder too, right?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, use it appropriately.
It's hot.
It's dangerous.
There are quite a number of fireflies.
All of them are fireflies.
I was quite lucky to succeed last time.
It's hot.
Yanao said that there are quite a number of fireflies.
Yes, it's about that.
You can't say "about that".
You can't say that.
This is...
This is what it looks like from the outside.
I'll try my best.
It's hot.
There are quite a number of fireflies.
Yes, that's why...
I think there are three times as many fireflies as last time.
It's dangerous.
I practiced swimming yesterday, but I don't know if I can do it.
Can you do it?
Like this?
Hold it with your hand.
It's not dangerous.
Does it hurt?
No, it's about that.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Let me try it.
You can't move, can you?
If you do it like this.
But it's better like that.
Is it?
I shouldn't have done it.
It's hard to move. Are you okay?
If I tie my legs up, I can't move at all.
Well...
Can you do it?
I have to do it three times.
No, it's okay.
I have to do it.
I understand.
Let's go.
Thank you.
The key.
Close the door.
Are you okay?
Yes.
I closed the door.
Yes.
Let's go.
It's dangerous, you guys. Get away from me.
Okay.
Let's go.
Yes.
Let's go.
It's dangerous.
It looks quite big, this explosion.
Let's go!
This is it, isn't it? The phantom.
There it is!
We've arrived!
I've arrived!
It's not coming out!
It's bad! It's bad!
Hey, this is too much! I'll go and have a look!
Hurry up and go!
Hey!
It's dangerous!
Look, it's a futon.
It's a bit funny.
I'll go and have a look.
Hey!
Wait!
Let me go!
It's hot!
I'll go and have a look!
Hey!
Hurry up and go!
Are you okay?
It's hot!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Your blood is coming out.
Yes.
Your stomach is coming out too.
It was hot.
It's hot.
Eating hot food makes you hungry.
Yes.
That's what I think.
Was it hot?
No, but I did it.
You're a tough guy.
Can I do it again?
What are you doing?
Can I do it again?
Ladies and Gentlemen!
You are all energetic, aren't you?
What can we say about you energetic people?
You are so energetic, but you are not energetic at all.
By the way, I have insomnia.
Why?
I have a lot of worries.
What worries?
I have a lot of things to think about.
Really?
Yes.
People call me "Macchan", but I am Matsumoto, so people call me "Macchan".
If I were Kato, I would say "Kato-chan".
When I think about it, I feel sleepy.
Kato-chan is Kato-chan, so you say "Kato-chan", don't you?
Even if you say like that...
Of course!
I don't think it's natural!
That's because you crash!
I always make a full turn.
I make a full turn, but my wheels are off.
Oh, really?
Sometimes I get stuck and run hard, and I think it's amazing.
But sometimes I don't know why my wheels are off and run hard.
I mean, I finally drive a car, but I also do construction.
At about 2 or 3 o'clock, 10 or 20 people gather and dig a hole.
If I don't ask anyone for this construction, what should I do if I do it as a hobby?
Old men and women...
Old men and women sometimes say "Let's do it!", and gather and dig a hole.
When I do it, I think it's terrible.
Sometimes...
I think I'm going to get stuck and go to that amazing trailer.
I'm going to get stuck and go to that amazing traileriler.
What would you do if this was just a drive?
I'm kind of depressed.
Are you out of your mind?
It's not my body, it's weird.
Why?
I don't know if it's a tree, but it's here.
This wrinkle is weird.
Why is it so tight?
It's not a wrinkle.
It's not a wrinkle, it's a skin.
It's a skin.
It's a skin, it's not a tree.
It's not a tree.
When you made it, you should have done it like this.
It's stuck.
It's stuck because it's like this.
If you put it in the room, it won't stick.
It's weak.
Even if you do it like this, it's weird here.
It's weird here.
Take it away if you push it!
I don't think so, but I think it's weird here.
Why don't you clean it up a little?
This is enough for me!
What is "komura gaeri"?
If you stretch it like this, it will become like this, right?
If you think you can do it, you can do it, right?
Komura gaeri?
No, I've never done komura gaeri.
What?
But it hurts.
It's like this between my fingers and my fingers.
The tendon.
Shoulder stiffness is terrible, too, right?
Shoulder stiffness...
But I've never had shoulder stiffness before.
That's nice.
You're a big guy!
I'm a big guy!
You're a small guy!
No, no, why do you think shoulder stiffness is bad?
Doesn't your head hurt when you're tired?
When I'm tired...
Like human trash?
You know, you know...
What are you touching?!
You know, you have hit your head hard once when you were a kid.
What?
You know you got hit by a car?
No, I don't!
Oh, you did!
But you hit your head!
You said "dogon," "dogon."
And I said "egg," "degoy."
Hit and run...
"Ah!" and I fell and screamed "bam"!
I was like "wooah!"
Once I got in and started driving, I knew what was going on.
"haa!" and I screamed "bam!" and I was crying the whole time.
woman...!
I got up and said "are you OK?" and I fell.
What do you mean it's OK, you bastard!
I said "it's OK, you bastard!"
"No... it was OK for you," I said.
Yeah.
And I ran like "jaa!"
I was surprised.
When I went there that night, my neighbor was swinging his bat in front of my house.
I thought, "Wow, he is swinging his bat!" and I thought it would be OK if I went behind him.
I said, "Wow!" and he swung his bat!
It swung up and flew in front of me and I fell down.
It took me 30 seconds to get up.
I said, "Wow! Are you OK?!" and it flew away.
I'm sick of movies!
I love surprised people!
The worst thing I've ever done is that the brake got stuck in here.
The brake got stuck in the lower part of the bicycle.
It went in here and came out of here.
I ran around and this side was riding a bicycle.
There's no big bicycle like this in a rice shop or something like that.
That old man went "bwaah" and I hit him.
He said "bwaah" and my back broke and I fell over.
It was terrible!
I said "are you okay?" and everyone said "you're dead heavy! You're dead heavy!"
"Is this right?" "It's right."
"Are you okay?" I said.
I pulled my shirt off and said "take it off!" "Take it off!" "Put it away!"
"You idiot!" "Hey!"
Now...
I heard you found something.
I did. You saw it together in the newspaper, right?
Huh? Do you know?
Huh? You don't know?!
Damn you...
You're just like everyone else in this world!
You only remember useless things!
Huh?!
Do you know that you can't poop properly?
Everyone knows!
That's the only thing you can't think of!
I've known it since I was little.
That you're gay.
Since when?!
You were gay.
"Bwaah" and you were gay.
I'm not gay!
You're gay!
You know about it, don't you?
Come to think of it, I don't think there's anyone else who says it.
Since long ago?
Yeah.
Like my father.
I've seen a cat girl.
It's true!
Hey, hey, hey!
I've said it many times! I've seen a cat girl!
Where did you see her? Let's hear it first.
When?
When? Where? Let's go.
When?
When I was in first grade.
You were?
Yeah.
Where?
No, near my house.
No!
Near your house?
Near my house.
With who?
No, I was alone.
That again!
What are you saying?
Hey!
If you knew you'd see a cat girl, you'd have made more friends!
You didn't think you'd see her, did you?
Since I was alone, I left the cat girl alone and came out.
What time was it?
Around six in the evening.
Where? Near your house?
Near my house.
Yeah, yeah.
What were you doing?
I was playing and coming back.
No, you were on your way back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did you feel? You were walking.
Yeah.
How did you come out?
Next to the lightbulb...
Yeah.
You know...
You wore a kimono like a fool.
Moe! Moe!
But it's red, isn't it? I'm asking you about the color!
It's a kimono like a fool's, but it's red, isn't it?
And it's a little like... What is it?
It's like it's brainwashing you...
It's a little like the inside of my stomach...
It's like it's looking at you...
It was there! It really was there!
What kind of hairstyle is it?
No, it's like an ogappa.
And the face?
The face is a little like... How do you say it? It's like a cat's eye.
Like a cat's eye?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Why are you standing like that? What were you doing standing like that?
No, I was standing like this.
No, you weren't!
Why would I stand like that?
No, you were really standing like that in the morning!
No, you weren't!
Did you say something? Did you say something?
No, I didn't say anything!
Did you say something?
I didn't say anything!
Then why is it like a cat's eye?
I don't know, but...
I'm not going to say it!
You guys, shut up!
Don't look at me like that!
I'm not going to look at you like that!
I did it because you're looking at me like that.
Oh, you did it!
Yes, I did it to him.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I did it like this...
You!
Didn't you say you had an eye like this earlier?
I did it like this...
It's like a cat's eye!
What is it?
You guys, that's enough!
If you're going to do it like this, say it with your guts!
You guys, you went up on the roof like "pyon, pyon, pyon, pyon, pyon"!
You scared me!
"Gaaaaah!" you were doing!
That's enough!
"Nyaaah! Nyaaah!" you were doing!
You talked! You talked!
Nyaaah!
Now you're dead!
It must have been hard for you.
No, but I'm telling you, it was like that!
This is the first time I've heard you look like a cat girl.
I told you, didn't I?
This is the first time I've seen you in a bakabon kimono.
It's not like a bakabon kimono.
No, it's not.
It's red, and it's colored, and it's thick, isn't it?
I'm talking, and you're saying it's thick?
You're a rude guy!
Well, you're right, but...
Shut up!
I'm not going to go easy on you.
You go easy on me, too!
Why are you going easy on me?
You're not going easy on me. Where's the material?
What material?!
I'm just a random person!
With your rude attitude!
No, you're the rude one!
People I meet don't talk to you!
That's how rude you are!
You know...
How you treat people you meet...
You know everything!
No, I don't.
When you're talking in the shadows of a school,
you've never said anything rude about people.
You know...
A lot of people watch this show.
Don't say things like that!
I've never said anything like that.
You know, Tamori...
Hey, wait!
Are you blind?!
I don't know how you feel!
Stop it! Are you crazy?!
Stop it!
I don't know! I'm already robot-tanked!
Don't say stupid things!
I've said it a lot!
You haven't said it! Correct it!
I've said stupid things a lot!
Don't say stupid things!
Even about Osamu-san?
You haven't said it!
Like "I don't know him" or something like that?
I don't believe you!
You're wrong!
You always say you know him!
Say it!
You're really tough!
You really shouldn't think about that stuff.
Why are you laughing at me?
I'm not laughing at you!
What kind of car are you driving now?
And if you could modify your car in any way you like, what would you do?
Modify it?
Yeah.
Well, I like it. I'd modify it a little.
You don't drive normally, do you?
No, I don't. I don't drive normally.
If you did, what would you do?
Well...
You know, I'd cut all of the top off...
I'm driving a Century now...
I'm a big man!
Why are you a big man? You own the company!
I'm a foreigner!
Why are you angry?
Why are you like that?
Right?
I'd cut the top off.
There's no Century convertible.
I'd cut it off.
That's what I'd do.
I see.
What about you?
I'd do that.
You know those headlights?
If you open them, you get missiles and stuff.
You know, when you do something, you do your best and make it work.
Yeah.
And you make caterpillars and stuff so you can go everywhere.
Why did you become an elementary school student?
You even make sheets.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
You should put some on your dad too.
Yeah.
OK, next.
I think we should stop here.
Yeah, let's stop.
Are we done?
I think we're done.
We're done, right?
Yeah, I think we're done.
It's hard not to laugh.
Yeah.
It'll be hard to become a comedian from now on.
Do you know why?
Why?
It's not only Japanese in Japan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There are a lot of foreigners too.
Yeah, there are.
Right?
You have to involve foreigners with foreigners.
But if you're in Japan for a long time and you're a foreigner, you should know Japanese.
What's so funny about it?
Huh?
You're a little crazy.
I'm not crazy.
Why are you doing this in such a weird way?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
Let me talk!
What are you talking about?
So, it's going to be really hard from now on.
Because, you know, there are a lot of foreigners.
You know?
And they were doing construction.
They were doing construction in Ashiba-kun.
Not construction, but they were making houses.
When I saw it, they were all foreigners.
The ones making cement and stuff are all foreigners.
The ones making refrigerators are Eskimos.
What are you talking about?
So, you know, they are all foreigners.
They are going to build houses for foreigners.
It's scary, you know?
So?
They might be making some kind of trick.
I don't know much about it.
What kind of trick are you making?
I've never seen it before, but there's a button next to it.
No matter what you do, if you press it...