AISubs v3.5
I don't know how to use an instrument, so watch me!
Hello!
Is everyone ready?
Today we will have fun together!
Let's welcome our contestants!
Well, today...
Yes, yes.
Well...
Here...
We have prepared various things for you.
Yes.
Well, well...
You got hit from behind...
Why did you get hit?
Yes.
It's a simple story.
That's right.
Yes, yes.
This is...
What is this?
It says "good luck".
Hey!
My head won't move if I wear this.
You can set it up later.
Wow! I can't see anything!
Which one of me is cooler?
What is this?
It matches this jumper!
No...
No, I don't need those eyes.
I don't need those eyes.
Yes.
Put it on.
Here I go!
Yes! It's Isanami's Nagoya-dan!
Kachi, kachi, kachi, kachi...
And the correct answer is...
Number five...
TEMORIMAN!
What are you holding in your hand?
It hurts, doesn't it?
What did you use to heal it?
Huh?
Kachi, kachi, kachi, kachi...
This helmet...
Let's do it one more time. You know, right?
Huh?
You know it right away!
You say it right away!
Let's do it.
Let's do it!
Kachi, kachi, kachi...
I am Yoshimoto Factory's manager!
Huh?
Oh, this chair!
You're wrong.
Okay, Hamada-kun, what's the correct answer?
Ah...
Why are you so happy?!
Let's do it!
Why are you so happy?!
Let's do it!
Huh?!
Wait for me!
I'll show you my ugly face!
- Now, Otamu! - Yes?
The answer is...
I don't think it's in there.
I don't know! Why do you keep going round and round?
The answer is this.
Here.
Huh?
Is there such an option?
I'll do it for now.
Here I go!
Okay, number four came out!
And...
No!
No, this place! No!
No!
Ah!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
- Oh, my nose is running. - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
My nose is running!
Why do you keep doing that?!
Now!
The answer is...
My nose is running!
Wow!
This is it! This is it!
Hey! Hey!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
You're scaring me! Seriously!
What are you doing?!
- Your hand! - It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
Don't move!
Your hand! Move!
Your hand! Your hand's here!
Don't raise your hand!
- The ground shook! - No, it didn't!
- The body shook! - Yes!
- Yamazaki, run! - Yes!
Let's go, Yamanaki!
Whoa!
You're the one who's scared!
This is scary!
Now, what is this?!
Is it over?
Yeah.
It's a fight!
Just like that!
What happens if I do it with my eyes closed?!
You can do it if you do this.
No, I slipped just now.
You can do it even if you wear it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can do it.
Sit down, woman.
I can't do it.
You can't do it.
I can't do it.
You can't do it.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Last year, there was a bet.
Yes, yes, yes.
To see who would win.
After this, after five and a half hours,
as you said, one of you will become a color bar.
That's right.
That's what you're saying, right?
That's what I'm saying.
I've been doing this since 4 or 5 in the morning.
That's right, that's right.
I've been painting and doing it.
I've been sitting and doing it.
Please continue watching it as it is.
That's right, that's right.
That's what you mean, right?
That's right, that's right.
Let's watch it again next week.
Anyway, those of you who are watching this now,
in five and a half hours,
one of us will come out.
One of us will become a color bar.
You know, right?
When the show is over,
the one with the color comes out and goes "beep".
That's what's going on.
I'm looking forward to their ratings.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not supposed to come out, is it?
They put it out for me.
How much do you watch it?
I don't watch it. It's summer, but after watching it, I have to wait about five hours for it to come out.
It's hard even if you sleep once.
It's hard even if you wake up once.
You don't know when it's going to come out?
For now, for now, I'm getting five of them.
I see, I see, I see.
So, the show is over all the time, and until the next morning show starts, it's about five and a half in between.
That's right, that's right.
The real "carabao" keeps playing all the time, and I get about five minutes at the end.
So, one of them keeps playing for about five minutes.
And if it's five minutes and a half, it changes to the morning weather forecast right away.
I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling about this.
I feel like I'm going to lose.
I don't know if I should do "carabao" or not, but...
It's early in the morning.
Instead of "carabao", if I did "carabao", would you do "garison"?
What's that?
It's early in the morning.
No! Why would you do that?
I don't know.
It's early in the morning. Why don't you call home or something like you used to do?
I will! I'll do it!
It's early in the morning and you're still sleeping!
I'll do it!
I'll see it for the first time.
I'll let you know as an announcement.
Please come out in five and a half hours after this program is over.
It's a busy season, isn't it?
Yes.
I live in an apartment in Osaka. It's a one-room apartment.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry to say it like that, but I don't have a lot of money.
There's someone who's been coming to me for about a week now.
Who?
The one who asked me for my money back.
He's scary!
Really?
It's the first time I've heard such a thing.
His voice?
It's about one and a half in the evening.
I was watching a video and I was thinking about going to bed.
I did it like this.
I don't know what you're doing!
Even if you're hiding, you won't know! Come out!
It's tough.
At first, I thought my girlfriend next door was coming, too.
It's bad for you.
It's bad, isn't it?
It's natural for you to give back what you borrowed!
Of course it is.
It's tough.
Is it over?
No, I think it's about two people.
Are you coming with two people?
I'm coming with two people.
The one next door.
A few hours ago, I chose my clothes while humming.
Do you know that?
About two hours ago, I chose my clothes while humming. Do you know that?
Yes, I do.
I turned off the light.
I turned off the light and hung out. I feel sorry for you.
What do young people do next door?
I've never seen it.
I see.
I feel sorry for you.
I can't help it.
It's early in the morning. I feel sorry for you.
I see.
I wondered why I went out.
Are you two sleeping?
Yes, we are.
But for me, it doesn't matter.
Why did you go out?
I opened the door.
Open the door!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Are you going to live like this?
What?
You shouldn't do that.
It doesn't matter.
Don't open the door like that.
You shouldn't do that.
Stop it!
I can handle two people like dancing.
You shouldn't do that.
It doesn't matter.
You shouldn't do like this.
Don't avoid me.
Are you scared?
No, I'm really fine.
I'm scared of this kind of thing.
I'll do my best.
You've been here before, haven't you?
I've been here before.
My...
Um...
What is it?
Um...
Handmade...
Right?
My father rebelled against handmade uranium.
My father did, didn't he?
My father took me somewhere like a captured alien in the beginning.
He took you somewhere, didn't he?
My father took me somewhere.
He was imprisoned, wasn't he?
He came back about three days later and...
He took out his joint and ran away from that little window like a prison.
You're kidding me!
It's true!
See!
This is like Nakata!
So, when he was in trouble, he did like this, didn't he?
He had a bullet in his sleeve.
Debt collector.
Debt collector!
"What's up?" he said and ran away from here.
Genius!
From that little...
From that little door...
He ran away like this!
Genius!
Even so...
Like you said, he grabbed my hand and ran out of the little window like this!
He ran to the rice field and came to the stage the next morning, saying "doro doro"!
He said "doro doro" and ran away like this!
Genius! Even so...
It's amazing!
It's really scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
You know, back in the day, people didn't do things like that, but...
You know those old-fashioned shopping malls?
There were people who went there on their own!
As a prank, right?
There were people like that, you know?
"Pay me! Pay me!" and "I'm here!"
You know... "youth set"!
Ah, "youth set"!
That's right, that's right...
"Squeeze and destroy!" and stuff like that...
So, there were people like that, you know?
That's a youth set!
Youth set!
You know, back in the day, I wasn't doing any of that!
It was probably out of anger towards my fans...
You did it, but it's out of anger towards them?!
But now, there are lots of people doing it!
I see...
It's one of those things!
A "youth set"!
"Youth set"!
When they made me do it, I didn't really care about them...
They kept telling me to "pay me, pay me, pay me!"
They kept telling you to "pay me"!
"Pay me, pay me"!
You know, I just ignored them!
I tried 4 or 5 times, but only 5 times to get that kind of attitude!
They made me do things like that, you know?!
I won't pay you!
If you behave like that, I won't take any legal action against you!
Oh, I see.
I'm mad! I'm mad! I'm mad!
I'll call you!
I won't!
I'll call you!
I won't!
I'll call you!
I won't!
I'll call you!
You just said it!
Yeah!
You didn't even tell the manager!
Yeah!
I knew you'd say it!
Yeah!
Hey, you!
Yeah!
You're old enough, but you're still a teenager!
Do you want me to make your life miserable?!
Help me, Popeye!
The other day, my mother scolded me and told me to do whatever I want.
And when I did whatever I wanted, she scolded me again.
So what should I do?!
She's got a lot of energy, this girl who says things like that.
If she says things like that in a fight...
No, but my father does say things like that.
When I say, "I'm going to pour you some tea," he says, "No, no, no," and then...
His face changes like this...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No way, I'm going to pour it in there!
You really shouldn't say things like that.
If you say things like that, she'll get mad.
Okay, okay, I'm going to pour it in there!
She'll get mad.
I'm going to pour you some tea!
In the end, I'm mad that I'm sitting there and drinking it myself!
You should drink it every day!
Why do you make me say things like that?!
A long time ago, after I drank it once...
Like this...
I opened the glass door of my house like this...
I broke it like this...
And I'm madly angry and I'm being yelled at...
No way!
And I'm like...
Bring me some money!
And I just left it like that.
Yeah, yeah...
This old man...
He's going to yell at me from now on, right?!
Am I playing a water game or what?!
Why do I have to say things like that?!
Hello, Mr. Osai.
You often say that men do "monmon," but what kind of state is that?
"Monmon"?
Ah, I'm sorry.
You say "monmon," right?
That means you have a high desire to do it, right?
It makes you want to do it.
It makes you want to do it, right?
That's right.
When do you say "monmon" in your case?
Doesn't it happen when you're tired?
It happens...
Yeah, it happens...
You know...
When you're on the Shinkansen and it's early in the morning...
You get on the Shinkansen and you go to bed, right?
No way!
Definitely not!
It looks like it's going to explode!
It's so hot in here!
It's harder than iron!
You guys can't do regliding!
Whoa! You're holding me back, you bastard!
Good evening. I have a question for you.
At night, you often see gangsters running around, don't you?
Why do they often use kanji?
They often write "kabe" and "supre" on the walls.
And they often use "ateji", don't they?
Where do you get that idea from, Mr. Down Down? Please tell me.
It's getting more and more recently, hasn't it?
Yeah.
I wonder why.
Those guys are ugly these days, aren't they?
They used to be beautiful!
They used to be ugly!
Those guys are ugly these days, aren't they?
They used to be fat and ugly!
Those guys are crazy!
Yeah, like "Hey, you! Don't show off! Just wear a jumper!"
In movies and dramas, gangsters are still cool because they're actors.
They say "Yominoimei, Sunkyo!" or "Yoruushiku!"
But in real life, you know, in video games and places where they rent and drive,
Next generation Shachar!
I'll do it anytime!
You're getting cocky!
You look like you can win!
It's hard for amateurs to speak up.
It's a round game.
Welcome!
You don't have a voice.
Everyone will say that later.
What are you doing?
That's no good.
Let's go home.
Let's talk about themes.
Themes?
When I was little,
in elementary school and junior high school,
I was a bully.
After lunch,
we would eat as fast as we could.
We would go to the gym.
It was a competition.
One day,
I screamed.
I ate the fastest one and ran. Then the next one came.
It was like I was in a gym or something.
When it came, I was grabbed from behind and hit in the arm.
I fell down and was taken to the infirmary.
Everyone else was like...
That's tough.
They were fighting back.
They had guts. They were a little weak.
They were already blue.
They were fighting back.
We were fighting back.
We drank milk and were like...
Milk on our heads.
It smelled bad and we went to the infirmary.
I was beaten up for that.
And you know...
My mom sometimes gave me red pants.
I don't know what that means.
You shouldn't stand out.
I know, right?
When I said red pants, they were like...
Men and women!
It's like that only for red pants, right?
Men and women with red pants!
Men and women!
Stop it!
Isn't that Tomiko?
We played together on New Year's.
In middle school.
What did we do?
We went to see a movie.
What did you see?
Truck Driver.
We were watching "Truck Driver."
There was an old man standing next to me.
Do you know it?
I don't know it.
You don't know it?!
We were watching it together.
And there was an old man standing next to me.
He was standing like this.
In God's movie scene.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't remember.
Then the movie theater was full of people.
Are you kidding me?
What are you talking about?
You went around, didn't you?
And you saw Iwasaki Hiromi, didn't you?
Hiromi Hiromi
I think black is more popular.
No.
I think red is more popular.
This time...
We clearly separated.
We separated.
There was no problem at all.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then we separated.