AISubs v3.5
Can you do it with one shot?
I think you can do it with about 20 shots.
Can you do it with one shot?
Let's do it one more time.
- Good morning, everyone! - Good morning!
- So it's like this. When he comes in... - Yes.
- He stops like this. - Yes.
- Then it becomes like this. - Yes.
- So even if he comes in, if Masumoto comes in, he'll go like this. - Yes.
- Will it be okay? - Yes.
- Will it be okay? Will it come off in the middle of it? - No, it'll be okay.
- Can you do it with one shot? - Yes.
- The amount of gunpowder in your back is exactly like you said yesterday. - Yes.
- No, it's not exactly like you said. It's exactly like you said. - Yes.
- It's like this. - Yes.
- Well, you know...
- There's no point in getting hurt a little, but...
- If you don't pay attention, it's dangerous for you to shoot me hard. - Yes, yes.
- I'm counting on you. - I'm counting on you. - Yes.
- So it's better for you to go like this. - Yes.
- Do you have a key? - Let's go.
- Here you are. - Do you really want to quit? - Yes.
- I don't know what to do. - We don't want you to quit.
- I can't quit now. - OK.
- Let's meet again. - OK.
- Are you OK? - Thank you.
- Shall we weigh you? - Yes.
Don't drop it.
Pull it, pull it.
Are you okay?
Hey!
Don't tighten it.
OK.
Pass me that one, too. Pass me that one, too!
OK, OK.
What are you doing?
OK.
Thank you.
Is it OK?
This way, OK?
Yes, yes.
You can see it, right?
Yes.
OK.
Is it OK?
It's OK.
OK.
A little more.
Yes, a little more.
OK.
OK, let's go.
OK.
Are you OK, Masato?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you sure you're OK?
Yes, I'm OK.
OK, let's go.
OK, here we go.
Here we go!
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
That was...
That was creepy.
That was...
That was crazy.
That was a little funny.
You should watch it.
It's about you.
I should watch it?
Yes, seriously. It's funny.
Hey!
There was a lot of gunpowder today.
I'm going.
Are you okay?
Isn't it around here?
That odd is a little funny.
Isn't it?
Hey!
What?
Where is it?
Hey!
What?
There it is!
Hey!
Are you okay?
It's a success for now, right?
Thank goodness.
It's a success for now.
I'm moved.
Can I kiss you now?
What are you looking at?
What do you do on New Year's Eve?
What do you do?
Simple things. Simple things.
Yeah.
You won't think about anything for a day?
Do you think that will come out of your mouth?
And you have to say "thank you" or "good morning" properly.
You!
What?
You've never said it properly, haven't you?
Saying "thank you" to people.
It's you, isn't it?
Don't point your neck at me!
Can you say it?
I don't know.
Are you going to take a college entrance exam this year?
What are you talking about?
What?
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Do you think you'll pass?
I'll pass!
I can't do it. I'll do it later.
People who watch me on TV think I'm crazy.
I'm sure they do.
I'm a decent human being.
I have to teach people that I'm a normal human being.
So I'll do it when I have to.
But common sense and school education are different.
If you had common sense...
What do you mean "common sense"?
If you had common sense, you'd be able to give lectures.
You shouldn't say "good morning" or "thank you" to people without common sense.
I never say it.
You don't say it!
I never say it.
You say it all the time when you come in.
What?
You come in and say it.
I never say it.
Everyone, gather up!
I never say it.
You're wearing glasses.
I don't wear glasses.
You don't say "good morning" or "thank you" to people without common sense.
You don't say it!
I never say it.
If you say "hehehe" in the dressing room, people will think you're crazy.
I'm serious.
You say it.
I don't say it.
You say it.
If you say "hehehe" in the dressing room, people will think you're crazy.
- Good morning, boss. - Shut up!
- What are you doing? - What's this?
- Have you ever said "good morning" like this? - You're the one who doesn't say "good morning"!
- Say something stupid, you idiot. - You won't say "thank you" anymore.
- I'm saying "thank you"! - Take that and say "thank you".
- I'm saying "thank you"! - You won't say "thank you" anymore!
- I'm not saying anything! I'm not doing anything! I'm not upset! I'm saying "thank you"!
- You won't say "thank you" anymore! - I'm saying it, you idiot!
- You! Bring me some tea. You're making a face like you're used to it.
- No, I'm serious! I'm serious, I'm serious. You can't do it.
- Say it again. - Yeah, I'm fine. - Thank you.
- You won't say it like that! You can't say it like that! - I'm saying it.
- I'm saying "thank you" to you and also to fire. Thank you for everything. - You're kidding me!
- No, I'm serious about fire. - You won't say it, you won't say it.
- You won't say it! - What are you doing?!
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm serious. - You should have said it. You should have said it. I'm serious.
- You should go and do your job. - You two, from now on, you should only say "thank you" like that.
- Yeah, let's do that. - I'll do it like I always do.
- You won't say "thank you" to me! - Why would I say "thank you" to you?!
- You won't say it, you won't say it. - Then you don't know me! - I know you!
- You don't know me! - I know you!
- You don't know me! - Good morning, Hama-chan.
- I'm saying it! Hey, staff, calm down! - Even if you don't know me, I'm really doing it.
- You're the only one who can't hear me say "good morning, Hama-chan" because of the TV. But I'm saying it.
- I'm saying it because of my voice. Otherwise you wouldn't know me. You wouldn't know me. Even if you cast a shadow on me.
- Please, you definitely won't say it. You definitely won't say it.
- If you had a thousand yen, you could save it in cash. - No, it's okay.
- How much do you want? How much do you want?
Ten thousand yen.
What?
Never mind.
Ten thousand yen once?
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
I can earn a lot of money.
But you can't go anywhere with that money.
What?
Where is that money going?
It can't be blessed anymore.
But well, let's save up for when we do something on this show, Hakochi.
No, my money is going to support this show.
Even if you support it, you can't get scared, can you?
That's not it!
That's what I said in this show!
What?
If you do it properly, you'll make ends meet, right?
Yeah.
What? What's with that first "ah" you said?
What do you mean?
If you do it properly, you'll make ends meet, right?
What?
If you do it properly, you'll make ends meet, right?
You should do it like that too, stupid.
What? S-s-stupid?
Don't hit me in the head like that.
If you hit me in the head like that, you'll have to pay 500,000 yen.
That "this" of yours is really putting a lot of pressure on me.
When I went to the zoo with my dad...
When we went to Awaji Island with my family...
Eh?
When we went to the park with my mom...
Those memories are coming back one by one...
What are you talking about?!
Right now...
Hurry up and say it!
What did I say first?
I'm sure you had feelings for me, but look, you don't know anymore.
If you hit me one more time...
My feelings will disappear one by one.
That's weird.
So please stop.
Ah!
Please stop.
Can you fix it?
(panting)
Say something!
Yeah, I guess I should say something.
Well, that's fine.
Hey, you know...
Do you hit kids?
Like that?
No, no, no.
Like you.
I don't hit them now.
You're lying.
Yeah.
Why?
You still have a weak reaction when you hit them.
Don't talk!
Bang! You hit me and it hurts! It's funny when you say that.
You know what I think?
Um...
It's a little sad that my kids speak standard Japanese.
Well, you know.
Kids are from Osaka.
That's true.
You know!
If you say "don't you know?"
It's not very cute, you know?
I don't know!
It's like...
It's like you're enjoying it.
No, no, no. It's not that bad.
I don't know!
Well, standard Japanese is a little tough.
It's tough, isn't it? That's why you feel a little lonely.
Your Osaka dialect is especially dirty, isn't it?
It's sticky!
My Osaka dialect is still relatively close to standard Japanese.
Are you stupid?!
No, I have a lot of chances of getting angry, don't I?
Yes.
That's why you sound like you're dirty.
But when you're speaking normally, it's normal.
Are you the same? Your dialect and my dialect.
No, it's completely different.
It's not different! It's different, it's different! It's the same!
It's completely different! It's not different! It's different, it's different! You're saying it, aren't you?!
And this is strangely different, you know? As an acceptance side.
Who says that?
No, everyone says it.
You don't say it? You're the same! Your dialect is the same!
Should I get angry?
You idiot!
It's dirty, crap!
I won't say "crap, crap", you know!
I'll say "cra-a-ap"!
What?
No, I say it, too! "Cra-a-ap", you know!
"Cra-a-ap"!
No, you don't!
"Cra-a-ap"!
You are making "cra-a-ap" sound.
You're making everything worse with your words!
No, I just want to do it now.
So you really don't like it?
No, I don't like it when children's families say things like that.
But it hasn't become something between Osaka dialect and standard language.
Ah, it happens sometimes.
It does, doesn't it? You say "sir" recently.
No, I don't mean it like that.
When I came to Tokyo, I hated this "sir" thing.
These guys, sir, sir, sir, sir, don't get angry, you idiot.
You know, I...
"No, I'm tired, sir!" I say it.
When I'm tired, I say "sir" when I'm tired.
"No, you're tired, right?" I say it.
No, you're tired, sir.
I don't say it much.
It's just that I've been saying "sir" myself recently.
I don't think "sir" is the right word.
Why?
I don't say "sir, sir, sir, sir" much.
I... don't say it, you know.
Your reaction just now...
I was going to go to you next, but I stopped for a bit.
"Sir, sir, sir," I say it.
I've never heard of it, you know.
You're making me look like an idiot.
"I've never heard of it," you say.
And you're so close.
You're already here.
You're making me hungry.
You scared me!
I think you should leave now.
That's right. I won't be here anymore.
Leave or not? You're talking standard Japanese.
I'll use it.
Why?
I can't use it at all.
I'll use it.
I'm from Tokyo.
You're from Thailand.
What? Standard Japanese?
Is that so?
This is it, right?
No.
What?
No.
This is it, right?
Yes.
You've decided on your hairstyle, right?
Yes.
It's cool, right?
Yes.
You're the only one who said that.
Talk!
I didn't say anything.
Talk!
But what is it?!
What?
What is it?!
But what is it?!
I think every human being is useful in their own way.
For example, worms eat soil and clean it up.
Bugs eat soil and eat it up.
But what we don't understand is beetles.
Why do beetles live with such a hard shell?
That's it.
Beetles, huh?
Beetles.
However, I think that beetles were born to suppress their beaks.
What do you mean by "suppress"?
If you don't suppress your beaks, you'll end up looking like a beetle.
No, I think it's fine.
Even if you don't suppress your beaks.
You!
Even if you end up looking like a beetle, is that okay?!
No, it's not like that.
You're making me look like a beetle.
No, it's not like that.
When I went to school, they called me "Beetle- sama" instead of "Beetle-san".
"Beetle-san"!
If there were a few regular people on the show, they'd definitely be called "beetle-sama".
If you're called "beetle-sama" and you're late, you're called "beetle-sama-machi".
I don't know what's going on!
Hey, we don't have much time!
Oh, right! I'm sorry, I'm "beetle-sama-machi".
If you're called "beetle-sama" and you're late, you're called "beetle-sama-machi".
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
In the end...
But if you're going to complain...
It's tough!
You're the one who's tough!
No matter where you go in Shinjuku or Kuwagata, there's always someone called "Kuwagata Yakuza".
If that's the case...
You can't even put your sleeves through your shoulders.
Bang! If you hit your shoulders...
Oh, you're complaining?
Of course!
Of course...
With a bear's hand?! With a bear's hand?!
Of course, of course!
Of course...
Even if we dig a hill, it'll be a big deal. We'll hit it hard!
Yeah...
Huh?!
Yeah, right...
If that happens, it's not good! That's why the beetle is holding us back!
Thanks to that beetle we have now...
You noticed it well!
It was worth talking about!
Oh, I see...
First of all, I have a question for you.
Why does a hero who doesn't look like a Kiranger...
...have a name?
Oh, right, right...
Ah, Kiranger! Kiranger's Maka-senshai!
Yeah... I love curry and rice.
"Gorenger" is a joke!
It makes me laugh, really!
Why?
They call me "Kikansha Mask"!
My face is a kikanshen!
My tongue is just a leotard!
Shh, shh, shh...
It comes out...
"Gorenger" is a big hearted mask!
It's a big punishment!
And you know...
I really laughed, but...
You know... I can't do it!
"Agaranger" is a mess!
It's a really strong mask!
And "Agaranger" goes "Grrrrr"!
And you know...
"Agaranger" trains a lot!
"Agaranger" wants to win somehow!
Until he meets "Agaranger"!
And "Edgar" finds out about it!
And "Agaranger" meets...
What do you call him?
"Old man"!
And "Old man" tells "Edgar" to drop a rock!
And "Edgar" drops a rock and...
"Suiyaa"!
It's not over!
How is it not over?!
And "Edgar" says...
This is it!
And he opens something in his side pocket...
"Agaranger"...
He opens it and...
"Memory again"!
No, you can't double that power!
The memory from 1 to 5 used to be 2!
Change it to 5!
And... and then there was...
What's a rock doing there?!
Even if you don't drop it, you can't pick it up!
I was so surprised!
It was Musasabi!
It flew!
And it was... "Hahaha Kamen Rider, we'll meet again!"
And it had a crown on it!