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In downtown Gaki-no-Sukai-ya-Ara-hende.
Look forward to it.
In downtown Gaki-no-Sukai-ya-Ara-hende.
Let's drink and party!
So, today...
Yes?
What are you doing?
Today, well...
Team Zero has been showing their faces in openings recently.
They do, don't they?
I'd like to see their talent as entertainers.
I see.
That's what I think.
Yes, yes.
First of all, I'd like you to do a story.
Yes.
So, I'm going to drink and party.
I'd like you to drink and party.
That's why...
Yes.
That's why...
That's why we're set up like this.
That's right.
I'm going to drink and party when I come back.
You can drink and party, but you can't cut it.
Is that so?
When we debuted, we drank two shots.
Shut up!
So, I'd like you to do it.
By the way, if you drink and party on stage,
Team Zero will never use this show again.
Let's do it.
Yes.
We need more and more newcomers.
Of course.
I'd like you to do a story.
It's cruel.
Do you really want me to do a story?
Yes.
Of course.
You're the only one who's dressed like that.
Good evening.
Merry Christmas!
Mom, you're too excited.
Get out of here!
I'm just kidding.
Get out of here!
I'm not kidding.
Get out of here!
What's wrong?
What happened?
Mom, I don't know anything.
Even if you play for me, I'll know right away, Dad.
Good for you, Mom!
♪ Let us celebrate Christmas ♪
♪ Everybody's thinking love ♪
Mom, are you fat?
♪ Mom, are you fat? ♪
Hey! Don't lead me!
- Don't lead me! - Don't lead me!
Santa says...
When you're 20 years old,
you'll want to ride in a Countach,
says Santa Claus.
This is a present from Santa Claus.
Take it and look at it.
Huh?
Don't tell me...
Are you kidding me?!
Hey! This is too good!
Hey, you!
Too good! Too good!
Have a seat!
Talk to him!
Thank you!
One, two, one, two, one, two!
Yeah!
Please drink it before it runs out.
It's in order, so please drink it quickly.
Thank you.
Cheers!
Yeah!
It's in order!
We're going.
Who are you telling not to do it?
Drink it up!
We're going in.
Can we do it?
One, two, one, two, one, two!
Drink it up!
One, two, one, two, one, two!
This is fun.
Yamazaki, how's your recent down-down?
It's a little painful.
A little painful!
Drink up! Everyone, drink up!
Drink up!
We're the ones on TV.
We're the ones competing.
That's why we're competing.
That's all for now.
Please come back again.
Thank you very much.
Sixty percent, seventy percent, eighty percent.
It's popular.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
I feel like I've been drinking for three hours.
Hamaja!
Let's drink.
I've drunk it a hundred times.
But you're drinking it now.
Hamaja's...
I like it.
Thank you.
I like it.
Really, I can say it for sure.
Eighty years old.
I...
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
No, no, no.
Thank you very much.
I don't know.
I'm jealous.
Thank you very much.
Me and my mother's Christmas alone.
But it's okay.
Because we love each other.
But, what!
Ten years ago, at six o'clock in the evening...
A fire broke out!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I don't know what's wrong.
If you play it for your mother, she'll be very happy.
Let's sing a song for Christmas! Everybody's thinking now!
Don't look away!
Thank you very much.
Can I broadcast this?
Thank you very much.
Give me a handshake!
You're the best!
I don't know you!
What's up?
Wait a minute!
What's up?
Camera!
Wow! You're so cool!
What's up with you?
Don't move your head!
You don't have to move your head!
Let's do it!
Especially in Tokyo, at the end of the year, the streets are crowded.
It's annoying.
There are a lot of cars.
And people try to go first.
On the contrary, drivers in Tokyo park in yellow.
It's really annoying.
That's true.
Why do they park in yellow?
I hope you don't park in yellow.
If you park in yellow in Osaka, you'll definitely get a fine.
You'll get a fine.
If you get a fine and they tell you to get out of the car, you'll get a fine.
That's true.
There are people who care about cars a lot in cars.
What do you mean?
There are people who care about cars a lot in cars.
I don't understand it at all.
The other day, I stopped by a traffic light in Shinjuku and we had a fight.
We had a fight!
An old man came down and said, "No, we didn't have a fight."
You're hurt, aren't you?
No, I'm not hurt.
And we were like this.
Look at this!
An old man was like this.
At first, I thought it was a white fish.
Do you care about that kind of thing?
Of course I do.
When I'm driving, it's like that.
When I'm driving, I get depressed and I don't think it's funny.
On the third day, I hit the door and it was like this.
I can't stand it!
I don't care about it at all.
Still, I hit the guardrail and laughed.
I hit the motorbike and laughed.
Humans are stupid.
They care about that kind of thing.
Animals don't care about that kind of thing.
If you put a dog or an ambulance on it, it might look like a dog.
I don't care if it looks like a dog or an ambulance.
If it looks like a human, it might look like a human.
What are you talking about?
I don't care. Take good care of it.
Don't say things like "thump"
Did you do it?
Yes, I did.
It's true.
It's cold on TV.
It's really cold.
It's raining.
I can't stand it anymore.
I'm going to turn the car around.
I finally turned the car around and tried to get in.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't.
It's really cold.
I'm going to do it one more time.
It can't be helped!
What's with that excitement?!
Well, Baikinman's girlfriend is sometimes like that, but...
You don't know?! You don't know that?!
I stopped once and played for a while and came back.
The front glass in front of me cracked, and the door of the car next door was dented.
Don't stop the car here, idiot!
I've been drawn with magic.
Oh, that... On your way home from work, right?
On my way home from work.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
At first glance, the back of the car was crumpled.
It was crumpled.
Oh, you were there.
I was there.
I was thinking of getting in and going home.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I was thinking of getting in and going home, and...
Huh?!
My car was shining brightly.
"Wow, it's dazzling!" I said.
Yeah.
It was like a jewel box.
"Wow!" I said.
"Huh?!" I said.
The back of the car was crumpled.
Yeah.
The side of the car was banged, and the inside was glass.
Yeah, yeah.
That was tough.
That was tough, but...
Well, you know...
I made you laugh, you know.
No, I didn't laugh!
I couldn't get in and out of the car.
Well, well...
If you have a driver's license...
Yeah.
That's a problem, you know.
You're lying!
I mean, I still park my car in front of you, but...
I don't care what you do with it.
Oh, but...
On my way home, I looked at it and...
I looked at it and...
I looked at my own car and...
I looked at it and...
I looked at the one with 10-inch wheels...
I looked at it and...
What would you do?
Oh, no!
No!
What do you think?
That's impossible!
I've been wearing a hood twice, but...
I've forgiven you for everything.
You're a young man, but you're still a young man.
Why?
You're a young man, but you're still a young man.
If I only had a tire, a steering wheel and this frame left...
I'd be fine.
I'd drive like you, Lupin.
You're an animator, but you're driving like you're throwing bones at me!
By the way, you're driving a car, aren't you?
This guy is amazing.
He's driving a car like a president.
He's driving a Century!
What are you talking about?
Don't make me laugh!
You're driving a Camaro, too!
A Camaro and a Century are completely different!
You're foreign, but I'm from Japan, you know?
The price is completely different!
That's not true!
You're driving a Camaro, too!
How much is it? Four million yen?
Well, it's about four million yen.
You're driving it with cash, aren't you?
Hey, Century!
I'm driving a Camaro for four million yen, and I'm driving it with Century!
What's with that Century thing?
It's crazy!
In my head, I was thinking that Century was superior!
Well, that's fine, but...
Last week, I took a little break and...
Yes, yes.
And... what was it?
Penalty game!
Yes, the penalty game we played until now.
Everyone, please watch the penalty game.
Please watch it.
I've been playing it all night.
That's right.
I'm thinking of starting it by myself.
Oh, is that so?
That's what I'm thinking of.
It's around dawn, isn't it?
That's right.
That's why... first of all, I have to decide what to bet on.
Oh, I see, I see.
Well, even if I say it, I think it's blank.
Do you have any objections?
No, I don't know the members. I'm sorry.
Kouhan's members.
No, we'll make it. We'll make it by next week.
We'll make it by next week's match.
All right, I got it.
We'll decide by next week's match.
Which one is red or white.
At that time, we'll show our strength.
And we'll know right away when we get older.
Yes, yes, yes.
And we'll decide what we'll do.
Penalty game?
Penalty game. What we'll do.
It's been a while.
What will we do?
Shall we pull out our teeth?
Let's not do it.
Why do we have to pull out our teeth?
What are you sad about?
Well, what shall we do?
What shall we do physically?
I said let's not do it.
If we lose, we'll go to the hospital and open our brains.
And it'll say "stupid" there.
And we'll be closed again.
It's not that stupid.
Let's not do it.
Before, you gave 40 questions and I showed you my face, like this.
I should be able to do it, but...
It seems you can do it.
But then it's like a punishment game. I want to do it!
It's funny, isn't it?
Let's go with "Cooking for 3 minutes with Kewpie".
What will you do with "Cooking for 3 minutes with Kewpie"?
A fisherman who cooks a lot...
His name is Q... Q.P.
So you want me and you to choose a punishment for me?
Yes.
If I lose, you'll have to clean up for three minutes.
And if I lose?
If you lose, you'll have to bungee jump.
Why do I have to do it? I almost died once.
You should jump at least once.
I can't jump.
Why can't I stop?
When you were in the plane...
For three years...
You kept saying, "Zoom!"
I can't do it.
It's not that I can't do it. I can't fall.
No, I can fall. I can fall.
No, why are you saying that? I can fall.
When I was here, the teacher was here.
If the teacher moved, I wouldn't move either.
That's how it was!
If you were here and the teacher moved, you wouldn't move either.
No, I can't fall.
No, no, no! This is the sky!
I can't fall like this!
Then you can't fall. I'm standing like this.
This is one of my worries.
Do it here!
Do what?
Do it here! If you can do it there...
Do what?
Do it here!
It's dangerous, so stop it!
I said I can't fall!
I have a feeling of danger!
I have a feeling of danger, but it's not dangerous.
Really?
Really, you can do it! Stop it!
What?
Stop it!
What?
You can't fall!
What?
You can't fall!
Hello, Hama-chan!
Actually, I saw something unexpected about you.
What is it?
When you entered the studio of a show, you said you thought it was okay to laugh on December 3rd.
It's good that you came out of the car in a cool way,
but you got caught in a tree and fell.
I remember you had your face all red.
There's no time like that!
Hey, bro!
Bro!
Bro, bro!
There's no time like that!
There's definitely no time like that!
Like this?
You get in the car in front of you and...
Yeah.
Right?
And then...
There's a chain.
It's like this.
Right?
Yeah.
You're like a horse-drawn carriage!
I know that, but...
You know, like in Honda Geino...
There's a guy who's in charge of it.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's like...
"Bam!" and he gets out of the car.
"Bam!" and he runs over.
Oh, he came for me.
And I was about to go, but...
But then I heard a "bang!" and...
I thought I was done, but...
I got caught in a tree and fell!
If it was me in a cool way...
I'd go home right away!
I'd go home!
I'd go home and...
You're not sad about it!
I'd call your mom!
You fell first!
I'd call your mom!
That's not cool.
Fell?
That's not cool!
I've never fallen that much.
No, you haven't!
But yesterday I was a little uncool.
What did you do yesterday?
Yesterday, I...
I was filming "God's Movie."
I was dressed like a monkey.
I was dressed like a monkey...
and I went to the bathroom.
I went to the bathroom...
and I went back...
and I went into the studio...
and I was dressed like a monkey...
and I looked around...
and it was a staff I've never seen before.
Oh, it's all thanks to you!
It's not like you at all!
You look like a monkey!
I don't think so!
I don't think you're my staff!
You look more like a monkey than you normally do!
Now you look like my staff,
but you don't look like a monkey at all!
You look like Matsumoto!
You don't look like a monkey at all!
You look so ugly!
You look like a monkey!
No, you look uglier when you're sunburned.
You don't have a beard either.
You look like a monkey!
You look ugly when you're red-faced.
When you're red-faced like that,
you can't help but look so ugly.
When you try to get up and get up,
you get carried away and taken away.
You look like this, but you don't look like that!
You should hurry up and hurry up!
If you don't do this, you'll look like this!
You can't do that!
You're so ugly!
You can't do that!
You're so ugly!
Have you ever opened a toilet door?
I have, but I haven't opened it.
When you open it, you can see how much attitude you can get out of it.
You're so ugly!
If you open it too much...
I don't know if it's good or bad, but...
Let's say you do it like this.
When you open it like this...
Does it normally open like this?
Does it normally open like this when you open it?
I don't know if you can say "a little" but...
You're already in there, right?
Like this?
It's annoying.
Why!?