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Chiki-chiki! Shippu! Machan! He fell down, everyone!
Matsumoto fell down here and there. He's not coming!
Now, let's go!
Right?
Before this time period,
Downtown's "Gaki no Tsukai" did it at night.
In that, there were many confrontations like "I'm like this", "No, I think like that".
In that, for example, in the first round,
there was a battle of singing and dancing.
Who would win or not?
The one who lost in this battle,
in the first round of this VTR you're watching now,
is "Zoom-in Morning".
I tried to appear in this live.
I only appeared a little in the background, though.
Zoom-in Morning
It's a refreshing morning, isn't it?
It's like the best.
It's a refreshing morning, isn't it?
It's like the best.
Hello? I'm on my way now.
Don't turn off the TV. Watch me go.
I haven't called you yet, have I?
No.
Hello? I'm on my way now.
Don't turn off the TV.
I haven't called you yet, have I?
Don't turn off the TV.
I haven't called you yet, have I?
Good morning. It's Wednesday, January 17th.
First thing in the morning, we head for Shizuoka. Zoom in!
Shizuoka
According to the medical center,
146 people came out to the road at 5 a.m.
And 154 people got injured.
It's like someone's been saying it since this morning.
It looks like the plane is going well.
It looks like it's going to fly today.
However, when it gets dark, it slides.
I hope you all will be careful.
Well then, Nippon Network, this morning, we're heading for your smile.
Zoom in!
Shizuoka
Next, we had a baseball game.
Matsumoto said "I'm good at baseball."
Then, let's play a game.
The one who lost was Kanchu Suie.
As you can see, I'm dressed up.
I was given this uniform only for winning!
It was so hot!
But!
In this cold weather, brave men like you came!
Look over there!
It's a storm!
Look at the storm!
From now on, you will go through the storm!
Got it?
Yes.
Got it?
Yes!
It doesn't matter if it's cold!
Yes!
We lost!
Yes!
Go!
I'm sorry!
Go!
I'm sorry!
Go!
I'm sorry!
It hurts! My body hurts! It hurts! It's tingling!
Hey! Get me that ball!
Go! Go!
Get me that ball!
Get me! Get me! Get me!
What are you doing?
Get me!
I'm sorry!
Get me! Get me! Get me!
I won't forget, even if I fall
I want the night to end
With a name written in the sand
Where will I return to?
I'm going to cry.
Next up is a professional baseball all-star.
I don't know who will win.
I lost.
I'm doing it so I won't forget.
The other day, I went to karaoke thinking I'd forget.
I can't stand it at all!
If only I hadn't been so scared!
I always do it like this.
Like this.
I shave it lightly.
And I'm not a turtle, but like this.
And I say "ready, set, go".
It goes up about 1000 meters. It goes up to 4000 meters. It is still one-fourth. It is the worst!
It is now 3500 meters.
I'm going!
[explosion]
He's waving his hand!
Ah! I can hear his voice!
I can hear his voice!
He's shouting something!
Ah! He's finally coming down!
Hey!
Ah! He's waving his hand vigorously!
Is it possible to escape safely with both legs?
It's a matter of certainty!
Wow! I'm so happy!
Well, I'm going to take it off.
Well...
I won't let you say it out loud.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Be safe.
Please come again.
Yes.
I'm quite moved.
Thank you very much.
Well, the next one was a project.
It was a 1,000-person project.
Let's play dodgeball with 1,000 people.
At first, I started wondering if I could do it.
It was 500 people against 500 people.
We played dodgeball with 1,000 people.
We lost.
The team thought it was a penalty game.
At that time, we lost.
This is a game where you ride a roller coaster.
When you ride it, you all have to wear a face mask.
Well...
The face mask is funny.
It's stupid, but...
Please watch it.
Please.
The Face Mask
I can't stand it!
It tickles!
- Now, Matsumoto-kun. - Yes?
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Why do you have to enjoy dodgeball with your fans and be punished for it?
Now, Matsumoto-kun!
Have a good trip!
Oh yeah!
Wow! Forty meters!
Forty meters!
Swag swag swag swag swag!
I'm going to ride on it!
It's really, really scary!
While we were talking, I suddenly thought of something and started talking about it.
Suddenly, Masumoto said, "If you catch me, I'll pay you back in cash."
He said he'd pay me back in cash.
So I did it.
If he didn't pay me back, it was a penalty game.
As a result, I was tied up.
If you catch me, I'll pay you back in cash.
- Can I sit here for a moment? - Yes.
Hey, Ikasu!
Why did you do such a thing?
Even if you were killed for such a thing, you shouldn't have done it!
Don't laugh!
Even if we know the name "kikko shibari", we don't know what it actually is.
It looks like a game software.
Let's go to "kikko shibari", Mr. Yano.
Hey, you! Don't eat it!
Ouch!
What? Is it noisy?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It hurts!
Mr. Yano, your hands are cold!
- Does it feel good? - Ouch!
That's nice!
That's very kind of you!
You look handsome now.
- Ishii. - Yes?
- Mr. Yano played "kikko shibari" today. - Yes.
- I'll promote our show. - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Ms. Yano, let's go over there. - Yes.
We have our own job.
Tuesday... Tuesday at one o'clock...
What? What time?
What?
Tuesday at one o'clock in the evening...
Tuesday at one o'clock in the evening, watch it on Dandan's Gaki-no-tsukai-ya-ara-en-de, will you?
Are you going to watch it?
Tuesday at one o'clock in the evening, watch it on Dandan's Gaki-no-tsukai-ya-ara-en-de, will you?
Watch it on Dandan's Gaki-no-tsukai-ya-ara-en-de, will you?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You'll get hurt, if you do that.
I'll do it.
Good for you!
On Tuesday night at one forty,
watch it on Dandan's Gaki-no-tsukai-ya-ara-en-de, will you?
On Tuesday night at one forty,
watch it on Dandan's Gaki-no-tsukai-ya-ara-en-de, will you?
On Tuesday night at one forty,
watch it on Dandan's Gaki-no-tsukai-ya-ara-en-de, will you?
I'm a golfer,
and I made a fool of myself,
thinking it was that easy.
So I took him for a spin once.
It was my first time,
and I was pretty good at it sometimes.
He said it was too easy,
so I took him for a short course.
We were going to have a golf match here.
And the loser would be punished.
Anyway...
Welcome!
Music, please.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Music, please.
Welcome.
I didn't know you'd be here when I opened the door.
It's been a while.
You know that unique...
deodorant you always use?
It stinks.
Go home.
It's okay. I'm doing it right now.
Who did this to you when you first put on your makeup?
THE END
Let me introduce you to my new partner!
This is the man!
Mr. Ikei Takihara!
He's eating a delicious pizza!
He's a big boy!
Knock, then on.
- Then out. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you!
Welcome!
- Yes! - Welcome!
Welcome, Dr. Irobu!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Welcome!
Finally, we'll do one more thing.
We'll go to Arakawa Dotei.
We'll walk from the dotei with a thousand blond teachers.
We'll say goodbye while looking at this.
Next week...
I think we'll come.
Sorry, I didn't have confidence.
(Screaming)
Hey! Back!
In the light and shadows of a city in dusk,
I send my words to you, who are leaving.