AISubs v3.5
(Laughter)
(Music)
Second round!
Sit!
Now, please look!
Wow, it looks hard!
This is bad, isn't it?
Norias, come on!
Alright!
(Laughter)
Alright!
Your waist is strange!
Alright!
Yeah!
Watch out! Watch out!
(Laughter)
Look at this!
Alright!
Look!
Our Norias stopped it!
(Laughter)
Alright!
You!
You stopped it later!
Alright!
Come on, Yamagi!
Come on!
Alright!
(Laughter)
Yamagi, will you do it with your hands?
Do you want me to do it with my head?
No, you'll do it.
Fire!
(Cheering)
Mr. Noriya!
Do you want me to do it again? I beg you, let me do it!
I did it!
Then, my Yamazaki will end this.
Really? How annoying!
This size...
Fire!
Second round!
Second round? What's the second round about?
Take a look!
Oh! A table is set up.
Oh!
And rice!
Mother says it's different from what you eat.
In that sense, my Noriya will...
On top of this rice...
I will put a roe on it and eat it!
Go, Noriya!
Yes, sir!
Look at this...
He's eating the roe like it's a pickled fish!
Wow! That's amazing!
Yamazaki will...
On top of this rice...
I will put a scorpion on it and eat it!
W-w-what?!
What?!
Cameraman, zoom in on the scorpion!
Yes, zoom in!
Wow!
It's tough!
Let's have some hot tea with this!
Wow! It's tough!
For now, just grab a scorpion and eat it.
What are you shaking for?
There you go!
Wait, you...
You put it in your mouth and it went "khoom"!
It's really cold today, isn't it?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
This body...
This BODY!
I poured pure water on it!
It's not working!
It's not working, Hama-chan!
Alright, come on!
It's not cold at all!
First of all, I'm going to take off my pants.
First of all, here...
I can do anything!
And...
Here I go!
WATER!
DON'T LOOK!
Alright, the last one is...
TEA ON FIREWORKS!
OKAY!
TEA ON FIREWORKS!
GO!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
IT'S EASY TO DRIVE!
The second round...
Kikochi Yamazaki...
Will try three times!
W-WHAT?!
COME ON, YAMAZAKI!
YES SIR!
GO!
SWITCH!
ON!
It's hot! It's hot!
What are you doing?!
I can't open it! It's really scary!
It's really scary!
We'll be waiting for you in front of the O-TACS at 8 o'clock!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Hello!
It's another clean hall!
It's said that it's quite expensive here.
Is it expensive?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, it's like this!
It's amazing here!
Oh my! It's standing!
If you expect it like this, it's like this!
It's like this!
It's hard now, isn't it?
What?
Everyday, everyday, work, work, work...
Oh, really...
You have time to love, don't you?
No, I don't have time!
I don't have time! I don't have time to love!
No, I'm from Edo, you know?
Yes, you are.
But we have no choice but to do our best.
That's right!
We really have no choice but to do our best!
Yes!
Because we don't know whether we were born like this or not!
We have to do our best as human beings now!
Oh, is that so?
Of course it is!
If we were born again like this...
we might be dumplings!
If you have a soul, why can't you be dumplings?
If you get eaten, is it over?
That's right.
Do we have to be dumplings until we are reborn as something else?
That would be terrible.
What kind of stupid talk is that?
Why can't we be dumplings?
We don't have any dumplings.
Of course we don't! We can't move!
If we are reborn as something else, we won't be able to spin the Kyubey doll.
Even the Kyubey doll can't move!
You are too used to being a Kyubey doll!
What do you mean "too used to"?
What is the lowest rank you have ever had since you were born?
I don't know!
You don't know?
That's right!
I'm sure it's not.
I'm sure it's not dumplings!
Don't tell me that I'm the lowest in terms of dumplings.
What is lower than dumplings?
Water dumplings.
Anyway, we don't know if we will be reborn as humans or not.
That's why we are talking about how we should work hard.
If we are born as humans, we are born as humans.
And there are many kinds of humans.
What?
Look at me now.
My back is shining.
You are a copywriter!
Don't suddenly sing a song!
I'm a volleyball player.
I'm a Japanese player.
I think I'm 2.8 meters high.
2.8 meters!
If I was 3 meters higher, I would be 5.8 meters.
That's just the way it is!
That's how high I wanted to say it.
Do you understand that?
But isn't it annoying?
If I were born as a human who can't deal with anything at all, I would be a very manly deer or a goat or something like that.
Which one is it?
Very manly!
But...
Shut up!
Hey!
Very manly!
But you can only see it in the zoo, right?
No, the female goat is amazing!
Ah!
She's wearing a pendant.
Why?
Because it's very cool.
It's amazing!
No, no...
That pose doesn't look cool at all!
No, no...
That pose doesn't look cool at all!
You're already a goat!
Other goats are like this.
That one is like this.
So...
Her arms are like this and she's wearing pants.
She's wearing a bell-bottom.
She's wearing a bell-bottom!
That's very cool!
Hey!
I'll give you that!
You...
I don't know how cool you are!
That's why!
I don't know how cool you are!
That's why!
That's why you don't know how cool you are!
If you're a human, you're like a wind typhoon.
That's how cool you are in the goat world!
But you...
Why can you say such a thing?
But you...
Well, there's a lot of things.
Some say human bodies are complicated, but it's pretty simple, you know?
I know.
Because even in ballet, you're trying to jump up like this, so you're getting taller and taller.
But if you change the rules of ballet and look at the other court, you win.
If you look at the other court, you win.
What's that?
So...
Is that a sport?
No, it's not that kind of sport.
Like this?
Yes, yes.
What? What are you looking at?
I'm looking at the other court.
What's so fun about it?
Even if you did it...
I'm not saying it's fun.
It wasn't fun, you know?
If you did that kind of sport, you'd get taller and your neck would definitely get longer.
If you did that kind of sport.
In theory, you could say, "I'll watch you today."
No, we all did it to watch you.
What do you say?
I'll watch you.
No, we all did it.
We all said, "I watched you!"
We all said, "Wow!"
Is it a sport?
No, it's not that I hate it.
Golf?
I haven't played it recently, but...
Golf... I don't like it at all.
What don't you like about it?
Why do you hate golf so much?
You say the word "golf" with such enthusiasm.
Wake up at five o'clock...
Ask for a loose band...
What's with you?!
What sports do you dislike?
I've never done skiing.
Ski...
S...
Like this, like this, like this...
Yeah, like this...
S...
Ski...
Like this, stop like this...
Right...
S...
Ski...
Say "s" and stop like "s"...
I've had enough!
Is that so? Do you hate sports?
What's the most profitable thing?
The most profitable thing? Baseball, I guess.
No, baseball isn't that profitable.
Baseball is much cheaper than our annual salary.
Your father is rich, isn't he?
No, he still has millions of yen in his bank account.
Oh, annual salary?
Yes.
Oh, he's rich.
Just like you!
Your father is so natural.
He's so cool.
Baseball!
He's so manly!
Baseball!
He's so deep!
Soccer is becoming a professional sport, but...
What do you mean "professional"?
It's becoming a non-professional sport.
It's becoming a professional sport like baseball and soccer.
Do you want me to join you?
Yes.
Yes!
I... I'm pretty good at soccer.
Are you?
Yes.
I didn't know!
You know, like this...
You don't drop it...
Right?
You hit the ball like this...
I can do that semi-permanently.
Oh, you can?
Yes.
I can do anything.
Of course, as you know, I'm pretty good at tap too.
If you can't do it right away, you can do tap, right?
I'll do it for you.
You should know about my tap!
Everyone knows about my tap!
You don't know, do you?
Look, you don't know.
In the meantime, I'll go look for the ball.
Go look for it.
Huh?
Go look for it.
I'll go look for the ball.
(Laughs)
A! Art!
Hot Shot!
Listen to my strange mother's story.
My mother puts weird things in the side dishes of lunch boxes.
That's bad.
Bad.
But this is terrible.
The other day, she put anman.
(Laughs)
The other day, she put a yokan. (Laughs)
And when I asked her "Why did you put a yokan?", she said "Because it's a sweet potato yokan, isn't it?" (Laughs)
"Because it has sweet potatoes in it." (Laughs)
I don't know about that kind of flesh. (Laughs)
Uma-chan, have you ever put anything weird in your omelet?
Ah, this is...
So, in general, the most common thing is to put something like beans...
That's...
(Laughs)
What do you call that?
Which beans are you talking about? The sweet ones.
The sweet ones.
That's also tough, isn't it?
Yeah.
Um...
And there are black ones, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um...
The black ones that are in osechi food...
That's also tough, isn't it?!
Yo, you're mad that you went home, aren't you?! (Laughs)
What are you thinking?! (Laughs)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that you're back, you're still...
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You're still hungry, aren't you?!
For now, let's not talk about it!
You're making me angry!
Yo!
Now you're back, aren't you?!
Welcome back!
Shut up, you! (Laughs)
Um...
It looks like you developed it on your own.
Um...
Usually...
Our beans are like curry bean sprouts.
(Laughs)
Bean sprouts and curry powder!
I hate...
Those beans!
(Laughs)
I really hope you'll stop doing that.
But, um...
You know...
There are people who even prepare fruits for you.
Yeah.
They put it in a bag...
Yeah.
Preparing fruits for me is...
It's pretty...
It's pretty high grade.
It's high grade.
You!
You're eating fruits besides your lunch box!
If you like it or you don't like it...
Put it in!
Yeah.
Sometimes...
I told you!
If you don't like it, put strawberries in it the next day.
Eh, but...
You won't get used to it!
You're a beginner!
Yeah.
Put it in a normal lunch box...
In a rice bowl...
Put it in a strawberry!
(Laughs)
I know, I know!
It's already colored!
If you eat it in a bang, it's red!
I know, I know!
It's already colored!
(Amazement)
Eh, but...
I said...
(Amazement)
Let me introduce...
Strawberries for the summer...
(Amazement)
It's true!
That's right.
By the way, you know the level of that house by the newspaper, don't you?
What?
What's this? It's normal, isn't it?
Our house is definitely a newspaper office.
But, you know, a newspaper office... It's good to have a lunch box and a newspaper office, isn't it?
Somehow, we were able to make a rice ball and a newspaper office as it is.
Was there such a thing?
Morioka and Yunigyo, right?
Morioka and Yunigyo were poor.
It was terrible for me, too, but for Morioka and Yunigyo...
Especially, you know, it was like that when we went on tour, so it was more shocking.
Morioka and Yunigyo's rice ball...
I'm hungry, Morioka!
Shall we eat a lunch box?
When I ate a lunch box, I was a little hungry.
Why? Why?
When I went to the supermarket, I saw various white rice balls with Yunigyo on them.
It's tough, isn't it?
While I was chewing on it, it exploded.
Next.
I have a question for Matsui.
You often say "tente komai" when you get lost or in trouble, but what kind of dance is this?
Now, let's have you dance!
Do you need something like that? Like "yo!"
No, like "ha!"
I don't need it at all.
You don't need it?
No.
Now, dance for me.
Okay.
Now, Matsumoto and Shiga...
You! Hey!
Are you a woman and you don't need a bath?!
Well, everyone, with this...
We, who are getting worse and worse...
In front of you...
Let us show you a dance!
It's the "Tentego" dance! Here you go!
That's not how you do it!
Well, well, sometimes you have to do it like this.
Is that enough?!
There are many terms for sex, right?
"Tale" is for girls, right?
"Kaku" is for girls.
"Tale kaita" is for girls, right?
"Yatta" is for girls, right?
"Sex shita" is for girls, right?
You're not a mother!
There are so many terms for sex...
I can't keep up with you anymore.
Tokyo is amazing.
Right?
Especially the staff here.
I can't believe it.
Especially Saito.
Saito is terrible.
Saito is amazing!
What did you say today?
Well...
What did you say?
Well, you know...
That shop has a good atmosphere...
Do you know what I mean?!
It has a good atmosphere...
Do you know what I mean?!
That's right!
It has a good atmosphere!
Why do you turn it upside down?!
It has a good atmosphere in Roppongi...
Why do you turn it upside down?!
Well, I went to Roppon yesterday...
Go to Roppongi!
What is Roppongi?!
It's Waito!
Motoichi!
Can you lend me some good fire?
Tell me about fire!
Can you lend me some good fire?
If you say so...
Let's go home.
Our staff is excellent, so here you go.
Oh, this is bad.
Why?!
It's rubber!
It doesn't matter!
Officially speaking, it's leather.
No, it's a soccer ball!
No, it's not rubber or leather.
What does that have to do with the game?
Do it!
First of all, you should know what a real person is like.
Who is that?
You, you, you.
Oh, I'm a real person.
Yes, yes, a real person...
First of all, you should know what a real person is like.
Where do you do it?
Here? Maybe here?
Maybe.
So it can be here, or here, or here.
You should start with your knees.
With my knees?
Yes.
Oh, I hit my head!
Do it.
That's enough!
Why do I have to do this every time I do something?!
Come on!
Here I go!
One, two, three...
Awesome.
Come on, do it!
I already did it!
Keep doing it!
How many seconds for the end roll?
Thirty seconds.
Thirty seconds?!
You're the worst.
Why do I have to do this?!
Not yet, not yet, not yet!