AISubs v3.5
Don't touch me!
Coordinate Operation!
OK!
Awesome!
Today we are at Jizo Street Shopping Street in Subaru.
That's right.
It is said that this is the place where grandmothers say "harajuku".
Is that so?
It is said that grandmothers often gather here.
Is that so?
They are looking for a place to die.
It is said that grandmothers often shop in this shopping street.
Is that so?
Yes!
That's why we are here today.
Yes, I understand.
Coordinate Operation!
Let's choose each other's clothes.
That's right.
Let's choose.
OK, then.
Each of you will have 30,000 yen each.
We will touch you.
We will show you.
And we will show you later.
That's right.
That's it.
OK, let's go!
Well...
This jeans is good, isn't it?
This design, isn't it?
It's tight, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
How about this one?
This one is good, isn't it?
Yes.
Stop it!
Why?
No, I'm serious.
Really?
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, hey...
Wow, this hat looks like a store-bought one.
It's selling well now.
This one is good for adults, isn't it?
No, I'm serious.
Why?
What?
This one is good, isn't it?
No, I'm serious.
Even for children...
How old do you think this is?
Two or three years old.
No, I'm serious.
It's a great design.
Wow!
What is this?
Hip-hop.
Hip-hop?
This will definitely sell well.
I did it.
You chose a cool one.
Something amazing is happening in my case.
What is it?
The theme is...
First of all, Hamamatsu-gun will give me a tree.
Don't look at it.
Keep your eyes closed.
After coming here and standing here for the first time, I'd like you to look at my "ratai"...
It's "ratai"! Fight me!
...my "koshintai" carefully.
This is a fashionable Hamamatsu-gun appearance. Hamamatsu-gun, go ahead!
The theme is "one-pack child".
"One-pack child", "mama's help".
This is my theme.
Then, please open your eyes. Go ahead!
What's wrong with you?
What's with this face?
I'm getting old.
I look like a two-year-old.
Hey, hey, hey, let me say one thing.
What is it?
I'm an eight-month-old child.
Look at this.
I had this one, too.
But this one is more like "one-pack child".
Thank you very much.
Personally, my theme is "what kind of person are you?".
Now, let's have him appear!
Go ahead!
One-pack child
Damn it! Damn it!
Open your eyes!
What the hell is this?
Did you sell this?
What a chandelier!
Ladies and Gentlemen
You look energetic!
Your look looks like a social butterfly.
Hamada-kun, you look tired.
Your show started and ended so fast...
If I am tired too, why are you drums playing?
Are you insane?
I don't think you're that bad.
No, no.
That's because you don't have a main role and I'm not.
It doesn't matter.
I like you more than Kasei Taishou.
All right, all right.
Calm down, calm down.
Let's talk about your husband.
I don't know much about you.
Well, you know...
If I ask you again, what do you want to be?
Even if you ask me what I want to be...
What do you want to be?
When I was in elementary school, I wanted to be a police officer.
That's right.
That's right!
Your life is like that!
You've always wanted to be a police officer.
Why did you want to be a police officer?
You know, you don't have to be a cop.
You know, you wear a uniform...
And you put on a helmet...
And you wear a helmet...
And you walk on the streets.
And you see two people riding together and you say...
Hey, come this way!
What are you doing, man?
And you ride back.
Is that so?
That's...
As a police officer, why do you have to be so arrogant?
You can't help it when we do something bad...
But when we meet for the first time...
You're like "Gaaah!"
That's why I'm like that.
When I was in high school...
I was riding my bike and they said...
Hey, come here!
What are you doing, man?
You can't say something like that!
What are you doing, man?
You're Japanese and you know it!
What are you doing, man?
It's like they said it in Japanese.
Recently, that young...
Bird, right?
Yeah.
They're younger than we are!
You know...
Why do we have to be ignored?
We were born and raised watching "Praise the Sun."
So, they're always like that.
We are the best.
This kind of generation.
So, when they're walking like this, they're like...
Don't say that!
Don't say it, you're really being arrogant!
I'm serious!
Hey, you know...
When you're chasing someone...
Right, right, like that!
Right, like this!
That's not true!
When you're taking a short nap...
When you have a headache, you go "bang, bang, bang, bang".
I'm going to fix it all up for you!
What did you want to be?
I wanted to be the leader of a circus band.
With a hideous face like this...
and a hat like this...
Answer me seriously!
It's true! I really wanted to be one!
How can you be the leader of a circus band?
I didn't know that, so I quit.
What's next?
What should I be?
A kickboxer!
That looks like you'd look good.
With a hat like this...
Let's go to the barber shop.
What?
I have a bad cold.
It's cold, isn't it?
It's cold...
It's cold, isn't it?
Should I wear a patch?
A patch? It's not that cold.
They don't say "patch" here.
They don't say "patch"? What do they say?
"Thigh-pulling"?
What are you saying? "Thigh-pulling"?
It's a problem, isn't it?
They don't say "long-sleeved" either.
They do say it!
Did you make a fool of me?
They don't say "long-sleeved" here.
These guys are weird.
Whenever I read news, I get angry.
There's a "himeji" in Hyogo Prefecture.
They say "himeji"!
"Himeji"!
It's like "himeji"!
They say "himeji"!
They say "himeji" today.
Himeji's people say, "Himeji came here."
But they say "Ah, it came from himeji!"
This guy's crazy!
So, you know...
Kanabun.
Do you say "kanabun" here?
It's "kanabun"!
It's "kanegon"!
What you're saying is "kanegon's haton"!
That's what Ooyama Masayo is promoting, "kaneon"!
It's popular!
People make fun of Osaka.
They think it's a crowded area and say "scary, scary"!
Yeah, that's common.
They think it's all yakuza.
They think you'll see takoyaki for dinner in Osaka.
You're kidding me!
That's not possible!
Honestly, it's not as peaceful as here.
A lot of people get shot and die.
It's true, it's true.
Really?
Right?
It happens, you know!
It happens, it happens!
Who?
Cinderellas, and old ladies next door who are pretty hysterical.
You know each other, old ladies next door who are pretty hysterical.
You know, there are a lot of nice cars in Tokyo.
Like Benz or BMW.
But in Osaka, people who drive Benz don't come here.
So, you know, in Tokyo, there are people who drive Benz from behind and go like "bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!"
I don't need that.
You can't think like that in Osaka.
You should think like that in Osaka!
You, too.
If you stop at a traffic light, you'll get killed!
No, I'm serious.
"Go! Bam!" It'll come out. It's bad, but you shouldn't do that!
I'm serious!
You shouldn't stand so close behind me!
No, I'm serious.
If you suddenly step on me and go "bam, bam, bam, bam!"
You should dig a grave or something!
You're really pathetic!
I hate you! I hate you!
What are you doing? You're making me angry!
I hate you!
Excuse me, I have a question for you.
Why do you call ginger "gari" in a sushi restaurant?
Soy sauce is purple, so it's purple.
You drink tea last, so it's "agari".
I think you got it so far, but I don't know "gari".
Otari-san, please answer me.
- "Gari", right? - "Gari".
You don't know it?
- What is it? - What?
- What is it? - What is it?
- No, I don't know it. - You know it, but you're ignorant!
You should know more and spread your antennae more.
I don't know whether you're right or wrong.
If you have time like me, you should go abroad and see many things.
You never said it!
I didn't say it. Why do you say "gari"?
As I said before, everything has a name.
For example, what do you call it?
- "Wagon". - "Wagon".
"Wagon"!
A person named "wagon" made it.
"Wagon".
Well, Christine H. "Wagon" made it.
- What about "microphone"? - "Microphone" is "microphone" too.
- "Microphone" is... - You don't have "microphone", do you?
Well, "microphone"...
All right.
What are you hesitating about?
- "Microphone" is "microphone". - "Microphone" is "microphone" too.
So, "gari" is...
"Gari" and "sore" are completely different.
You never said it!
So, why do you say "gari"?
Because I can't help it!
Why do you call it "gori" when it's "souga"?!
You know, craftsmen often shorten things, don't they?
Like what?
Like... "lemon scotch" or "lesca".
What do you mean "craftsmen"?!
"Lemon scotch" is a craftsman!
Are you a designer?!
No, no...
Don't say it out loud!
Wait a minute!
Craftsmen make "lemon scotch", don't they?!
Dance kids make "lemon scotch", don't they?!
What do you mean "dance kids"?!
Dance kids are "dance kids"?!
Are you out of your mind?!
Dance kids are "dance kids"?!
Dance kids are "dance kids"!
You say "dance kid" and "dance kid" at the same time!
They are "dancers"!
That's enough!
But what about "lesca"?
I told you many times to say the same thing!
Craftsmen say "lemon scotch" because it's annoying!
I don't know what you're talking about, but that's enough!
What?!
That's what I'm saying!
So "gori" is...
What?!
What do you want to abbreviate "gori" with?
I don't know what you're talking about, but say it!
I don't care!
What's the name of this "gori" before you abbreviate it?
Gun...
Ectropits...
Sazan...
Flan...
Britannic...
Stone...
Mumion...
Lumon...
Rii...
But it's been a long time, so I can't remember it in one go.
What was it again?
It's just a matter of time!
Shut up!
What episode was it?
This one?
That one?
The one where Kin-chan says "don't".
I saw a very unpleasant show recently.
It was a little singing battle.
The three of them sing a song with their heads split in half.
They close their eyes and say "thank you" slowly.
Little kid Aki Yashiro, who can only think of himself as being forced to put on make-up.
I can't stand it anymore!
Mr. Downtowner, please do something about it!
It happens a lot, doesn't it, Aino?
I guess it's up to the parents.
Well, I guess so.
Basically, I hate children, so I'll never see them again.
There's nothing more useful in the world than children!
You're all getting old now!
You were also a kid, weren't you?
Ever since I was a kid, I've been doing things properly.
- Have you? - Yes.
- As a kid. - You're stupid.
You're going to go crazy all of a sudden, aren't you?
What?!
The situation hasn't changed one bit!
If you ask me like this...
I'm telling you something!
You're stupid!
It can't be helped.
I'm telling you something!
But you're not listening at all!
You're not even a kid!
You're still a kid!
You're not listening at all!
Where are you going?!
You know...
I like hot stuff!
Poop! Poop!
It's like a song.
Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop!
He's telling me now, but he's in trouble.
He's telling you?
He's telling me, but...
I know!
Read it properly!
It stinks of white grass!
Where is the white grass?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
The last...
gold medalist...
I'm so angry!
This dancing hip hop band...
Hip hop band!
He's telling me now, but he's in trouble.
The other day, he told me to teach him English, so I went to his house to teach him,
but when I entered the room, he suddenly beat me up and beat me up.
He and I are still in middle school.
He beat you up?
What kind of relationship should we have in the future?
He beat you up?
Let me tell you something.
If you resist, you'll never be able to do it.
If you really resist...
If you really resist, you'll never be able to do it!
There are a lot of women out there.
If you look like you're in a good mood, you can't say, "No! Stop it!"
You'll feel better.
Men and women...
Stop it!
You're getting pheromones out of here, aren't you?
You have to make sure men don't feel like that.
You can't make a dirty face.
If you do that, you'll feel better.
That's right!
I don't know what to say.
You've been talking about it a lot lately!
It doesn't make any sense!
I was walking at night and I saw someone following me.
When I turned to the corner...
I couldn't do it and I got angry.
You hit me and ran away.
No, it's true.
I'm sure of it.
When I turned to the corner...
I couldn't do it and I got angry.
No, I don't know.
That's how it is.
Since when did you start feeling like that?
Since elementary school.
No, I think it's earlier.
Earlier?
I mean, kids...
If you think they're just kids, you're wrong.
I mean, there are people like that in the bathroom, right?
There are people who stand like this with six of their bodies out.
There are people like that in the bathroom, right?
I'm sure anyone would say it's a lie, but...
An old man...
An old man is angry.
When I came to the bathroom earlier and washed my hair, I saw an old man getting even angrier.
He had a razor in his bandai.
He came in and not only did he pour hot water on me, but he also sat down and...
You know where it flows, right?
There...
He cut off my kidney!
That's how it is!
That's how it is! That's how it is!
I think they had a fight.
Like this.
They had a fight and why did he get hit?
"You son of a bitch!" he said.
What?!
I'm not a son of a bitch!
That's how it is!
Shit!