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And now, from downtown's Waki-no-Tsukai-ya-wa area...
Shinbacchan Hide-and-Seek!
- Well... - Well, with that said, Hamada-kun...
- Yes! - Today, we'll start with the mansion of Ohashi Kyosen.
- What are you doing here? - Is this Kyosen-san's mansion?
- Actually, this is a model room, but... - Ah, there it is!
- Everyone, please take a look. - Yes!
- Today, we have a grand guest as well. - It's great.
- I'd like to introduce you to him later, but... - Yes, yes.
- Everyone, please take a look. F-first of all, Namiko-sensei... - Ah, you're here again!
- Last week, you were hiding in the machine room... - Yes!
- I'm sure you'll be here this week as well. - I've been brought here!
- And then, over here... - Yes!
- It's Komori's grandma! - Ah, hello!
- Grandma, you're here for the first time as well! - Actually...
- Yes! - Grandma...
- Yes! - Today...
- Yes! - Is your birthday!
- Ah! Is that so?! - Congratulations!
- No, no, no, no, grandma! - Congratulations!
- Congratulations!
- From the top of my head to the bottom of my heart... - Ahaha!
- I'll be your assistant and I'll let you all hide. - Ah, is that so?!
- You just have to find me. - Ah!
- That's why, everyone, please remember my face well. - Ah...
- Yes, yes, yes, yes... - Ahaha!
- Right? For now, my beard is like that... - Ahaha!
- Did you do it? - Yes!
- I did it. - It must have been tough!
- To be honest, you wouldn't know, would you? - No way!
- You wouldn't know, would you? - Why are you in this house?!
- Well, even if you're family, you wouldn't know. - Ahaha!
- You're stupid! - Ahaha!
- Wow! Amazing! - Ahaha!
- I'm sure you're licking it. - I know!
- Hey, you're standing there so seriously... - Hey, hey, hey!
- You're not moving! - If you don't touch it, you won't know unless you feel it. - Ahaha!
- Wow! It's a well-made picture! - Ahaha!
- Wow! - Right?
- Whose work is it? - It's Komori's.
- Ah, it's a self-portrait. - Yes, it is.
- He was 82 years old at the time. - Wow! It's well-made!
- Ahaha! - Ahaha!
- Wow! It's three-dimensional! - Ahaha!
- Wow! - Ahaha!
- But you're not moving at all. - I'm not moving at all?
- You're not moving at all? - No, I'm not even touching it.
- Ahaha! - Really? - Ahaha!
- The second floor is amazing, too!
- The second floor is amazing, isn't it?
- Ahaha!
- The second floor is amazing, too!
- Who the hell are you?! - Ahaha!
- I've been chasing you for a while now. - Ahaha!
- It's easy up to this point, but... - Really?
- The color is... - This is good, this is good.
- It's pretty... - Ahaha!
- What are you doing? - Ahaha!
- We're just asking you to leave us here. - Ahaha!
- Which room do you want? - Come on...
Huh?
Something's wrong...
What are you looking for?!
You're laughing!
You shouldn't be hiding, but you're shouting!
What is he looking for?!
I can hear you well!
You're still laughing!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing, Sensei?!
I can hear you well!
Sensei, you're amazing!
You're shaking your hands!
Sensei, you're shaking your hands!
- So... - Yes?
- Grandfather and Grandmother's hide-and-seek game... - It was very difficult!
- Was it a great success? - Yes! Grandfather and Grandmother did it for me!
- Thank you very much! - You're welcome!
That was fun! I'm glad! I'm glad!
(Laughing)
(Music)
(Ladies and Gentlemen...)
- Hello! - Hello!
- What a grand entrance! - It's a nice hall, isn't it?
- It's a nice place to sit and relax. - You're right!
- You know... - What?
I know you don't like it, but don't come out and eat it in three seconds!
I'm sorry!
She's a fan of you, but she doesn't like you eating a lot of food!
- What are you talking about? - You like her, don't you?
If you don't like her, you can eat her poop!
- What song do you like? - Let's have some fun, shall we?
- This is my first time. - Ginza, you mean.
- There are a lot of girls in this club, aren't there? - Yes, there are.
- I've never been in a Ginza club. - Are they of a high grade?
- I don't know. - I heard Nan-chan is going over there.
- Have you ever said "Okama Bar"? - Yes, I have.
- I've never been in Okama Bar. - What are you talking about?
- Wait a minute! - What is it?
- I thought you were going to say something good, so I said "Yes, there is" and you said "No, there isn't".
- I thought you were going to say something bad, so I said "No, there isn't". - No, there isn't!
- You can't give me back like that! - What do you think? Is it fun?
- No, it's not! - No, it's not!
- You know it best, don't you? - No, I don't!
- You know, I've been to such a beautiful place before.
- There's a new Okama Bar that was built decades ago in Osaka.
- I've been there before and it's amazing!
- It's old-fashioned!
- Yes, it is.
- Come on!
- I can't even make this! - Yes, you can.
- Welcome! - Yes, you can.
- There is! - Yes, there is!
- I've never been to Okama Bar, but I know a place where Okama's mother is.
- Why is Okama's mother a big-headed girl?
- Do you like her? - She sings like a river flows.
- Like a river flows.
- I can't do this!
It doesn't matter!
There are people like that in Osaka, too. People who hang around the theater all the time.
They're about 2 meters tall.
They're wearing rubber masks, but they're so cute!
They have such big faces!
They're so tall!
They have such big faces and are so tall, and they're fans of Hamada.
It's true, it's true.
- Where's Hama-chan? Where's Hama-chan? - Why are you laughing like that?
It was about a year or two ago.
"Give me your autograph!" I said.
"Where's Hama-chan?" "She's so cute, Hama-chan!"
It's scary, isn't it? In the past, you couldn't even see such big faces.
- There are a lot of foreigners these days, too. - Yeah.
There are a lot of foreign "hot spots", right?
- They sell a lot of things, don't they? - Yeah!
- They sell unbelievable things! - Oh, yeah!
You know, when I was coming here, I saw something like an unbelievable penguin's umbrella.
- What's that? - That big one.
It's an umbrella with a penguin's face on it.
- It's got a handle on it... - And it's shaped like a hat, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's so big, isn't it?
Who would buy it?
I've never seen it walking like that.
I know it's for sale, though.
It was raining like crazy, and I didn't have an umbrella, and I didn't know what to do.
I thought, "That's it!"
That's the only thing I have!
That's the only thing I have, but I'm a yakuza!
- It's so big, isn't it? And it's ugly, too! - Yeah, it's ugly!
- It's ugly! - Is it ugly?
I want to experiment with it.
You know, like this...
You know, like that phone shopping thing we did the other day...
A blanket with a smiley face on it!
You can't go in there!
It's a smiley face, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
If a yakuza took off his clothes and dug out a smiley face with a smiley face on it,
he'd be in trouble.
Yes, he'd be in trouble.
And the other day I saw a blanket like this.
It's cold in the morning, isn't it?
Blankets like this make you feel cool.
It's not a good way of saying it,
but I came up with it and it's on my arm!
There's a blanket with a smiley face on it!
It's warm in here and it's really cool!
I thought it was a blanket with a smiley face on it,
but it was actually a blanket with a smiley face on it!
I can't believe it!
Yes, yes. I can't believe it!
There's a big guy over there, isn't there?
What?
A big guy.
A big guy is coming towards me.
Is he moving on his own?
Yes, he's moving on his own.
I don't know if it's an explosion or not with a missile,
but I can't do anything right now.
Why can't you do anything?
I don't know.
Maybe the guy is amazing,
but he's melting little by little from the sea roof,
so I don't know if he's like this when he comes.
There's a big incident, isn't there?
Incident?
There's also the destruction of the ozone layer.
This is difficult.
What does this mean?
Let me ask him.
Is it the destruction of the ozone layer?
What is an ozone layer?
An ozone layer is something that exists in the atmosphere and must exist in the atmosphere.
If it exists, if it exists in a good way...
In a good way? What do you mean by "in a good way"?
If it exists in a good way...
I see.
An ozone layer exists when it exists.
And when it doesn't exist in a good way, it doesn't exist in a good way.
Exactly!
The temperature rises.
What does it mean?
The temperature of the whole earth rises because of the destruction of the ozone layer.
That's right.
Yes. In other words, it's like this, and it's like that.
It can't rise like this.
The ozone layer rises.
It's like this.
How is it?
When the temperature rises, a lot of troubled people come out, don't they?
Is that so?
Of course it is. Electronics may not sell anymore.
Why?
Why do you ask?
If there is something rising up and down, it's easy for me to go there.
You know...
That's not good.
Why did you suddenly become weak?
Don't you know why?
I'm asking you because you don't know, but you don't say it!
Maria, what do you say?
Give me your watch.
Give me a good joke.
Are you laughing at Maria?
There are many things.
When a man of love dies, is it decided when he dies?
How old he is and so on.
When you say "don't die too soon", you should change your underwear.
What?
Your underwear is really dirty.
Don't make fun of me.
You're taking advantage of me.
That was until middle school.
You were wearing incredible underwear.
You too!
When I was in middle school, you were making a record of my underwear.
That's why I was making a record with you.
Well, you were competing with me.
That's not true.
How long did you not change your underwear?
Two weeks.
You didn't change your underwear for two weeks?
We went to the bathhouse together.
At that time?
At that time.
You were wearing a shirt, but you didn't change your underwear.
That's right.
I didn't change my underwear for a while.
Are you kidding me?
I didn't change my underwear for a while, but I couldn't lose.
After all, you still wear smelly underwear.
I won't take it off.
As soon as you take it off, you smell it.
You even smell the underwear next to you.
It's true.
Don't make fun of me.
It was hard in winter, wasn't it?
You were wearing kotatsu in winter.
I can't stand it.
I can't stand it, either.
You know, when it's hot in the room...
Right?
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's like a rally car.
No, seriously.
He was wearing amazing pants.
This is enough, we can't go on like this.
Right? "Let's not do it anymore."
And the two of them throw it away, right?
They throw away someone's house for no reason.
Recently I've noticed that
I feel like I'm walking faster than a child who grew up in a poor family.
What do you think about it?
I don't know.
But there's something special about a poor child, right?
Poor people get married early, don't they?
Oh, really?
Yankees get married early, too.
Poor people get married early, don't they?
Oh, really?
Don't you think so?
Poor people get married early.
And they get married early.
And their skin is black.
Their skin is blue and black.
And even though they're men, they wear red round trousers.
No matter how old you are, it's terrible.
And they look out of the instrument store window and look at trumpets.
You guys are all the same.
And they're all wearing short sleeves.
You guys...
You guys are poor, Yankees.
But are you early in the morning?
No, I'm not that early.
What? No, you're not.
You're poor.
I'm poor? I'm better than you.
How many rooms did you have?
Two.
You had two!
Above and below.
You're interested in a lot of things, but you only have three comparison chairs.
I was doing well until the bombing started.
After the bombing...
- Because of the paint fight? - Because of the paint fight.
- He painted the Soviet Union. - Yes, yes, yes.
- The Soviet Union was like this, wasn't it? - Yes, yes.
- This red and white... - He painted it, didn't he? - Yes, he did.
- I don't know what it is, but I don't know it at all. - He painted it all beautifully and...
...my father got mad and hit his head.
Really?
- It's true, it's true. - You idiot! Sometimes you come back and you know it's broken.
You know I wanted to put it in the fridge.
See? He's mad at you!
If you're mad at me, I'll put it in the fridge.
- Why? - You hit me in the window too!
You bastard! I'm so mad at you!
I don't like this!
- My father is like that too. - Really?
- My father doesn't listen to me at all. - He doesn't.
One day my sister was on the phone for a long time.
"Stop it already!" she said, and she brought a knife and stabbed me.
"What is he doing?" I thought.
I fell asleep and woke up the next morning and I was cured.
It looked like you were curing yourself at night.
- What I did was... - Yes, yes.
My father is cool, so if you say you cured yourself, I won't say it.
The other day, I went for a drama shoot.
I got on the bus and went back to the hotel.
- Matoba got on first, then me... - It was a fire.
A fire got on first, and then Kase got on last.
In front of Kase, from the side, I don't know who, but...
- A cheek... - Yes, yes, yes. That's Harutacchi.
- Isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It happens sometimes. - Again, Kase said...
I won't do it!
- Oh, it happened to Taisui. - To Taisui?
"Bang!" and...
- "I won't do it!" - It happens, it happens.
I don't know if it's true or not, but it happens.
- It happens, it happens. - There are a lot of people like that.
- Why? - There are people who touch you like this.
- There are people like that. - There are six of them.
You should check it!
You should check it! You're the only one who touches me like that!
I have three big words for Japan.
"I'm sorry" and "I'm sorry" make me angry.
- It doesn't make me angry. - Why?
"I'm sorry" or "I'm sorry" doesn't make me angry.
Those are words that insult people.
I'm apologizing.
"I'm sorry" makes me like you so much that I apologize!
I don't think so.
No, you should apologize for something you refused.
But that's different.
- And one more thing... - You can't apologize? You don't like it?
- Then... - In that case...
You're underestimating me!
Shut up!
- Why? - You know what? I feel sorry for you!
I feel sorry for you, too!
For example, if an amateur comes up to you and says...
Oh, hello. Where are you from?
Who are you? Which band?
Oh, we're from Hamada.
Right? Then the person in front of you will say...
Macchan, I feel sorry for you!
It's because you didn't like me!
I know that!
But you shouldn't be mad at me.
Macchan, I feel sorry for you!
You should feel sorry for your head!
I know that! I know it now!
And you should be mad at me, too!
Do your best!
- I see... - You should be mad at me!
You're a high school student. You don't have a social status.
But you should be mad at me!
I have a higher social status than you!
I have money, too.
You did a good job!
By the way, in Oare-san, the numbers are better.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Does it mean that you are one of the best in the variety show business?
Of course!
I'm in the same group as you.
But I've never seen you like that.
And if you want to come and see me,
I have all the Japanese instruments.
And the venue, too.
Come and visit me!
No problem!
If you say it's free of charge, I'll go anywhere.
If you send me now, I'll accept it right away.
Okay?
Sorry!
Don't make fun of me!
I've been doing this for 10 years and I've never failed like you!
Anyway, see you next week!
See you!