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I hope I can win the shining Zura Quiz Grand Prix in Gaki no Tsukai Arahen!
Today, we have the teacher of Zura, Miyaburiman with us.
Zura Miyaburiman!
Nice to meet you!
This is the director of Zura, Soyutei!
"Zura" means "someone", right?
Yes, yes.
How is it?
How is it? I've never used "Zura" before.
Is "Zura" always like this?
Yes, it's always like this.
But you shave a little, right?
Yes, I shave a couple of times a year.
Oh, you're admiring the "yoga human" Bem, aren't you?
No, no, it's nothing like that.
Anyway, what will you do?
Mr. Takajiro!
Zura
As I said before, we're going to break "Zura" today.
Yes, yes.
How is it?
Leave it to me.
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
If you hear "Zura" for the first time, please say it out loud.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Do you have a bump on your head or something like that?
I do have a bump.
Where is it?
Huh?
I don't know.
I do have a bump.
Don't say it!
Don't think about it!
Here's the first question!
Out of these five people, how many of you are wearing a wig?
If you have any questions, please answer them.
That's right.
Three of you!
No, no, no.
Three of you.
Eh? Eh?
Three of you.
I know.
Three of you?!
If you still don't know, it's no good.
That's right!
It's too early for that!
Well, do you have any questions?
Do you ever sweat? Sweat. Sweat. Sweat.
Are you drunk?
Do you ever sweat?
Eh?
Do you ever sweat?
Yes.
Of course.
Of course we do.
We do sweat.
We do.
What's with you guys?!
Let's walk for a bit. We'll be right back.
We'll be back. We'll be back.
We'll be back!
What's with you guys?!
Well, teachers!
From number one to number five...
Please write down the number of the person you think is wearing it!
Please write it down!
Go ahead!
(Music)
Yes!
First of all, please give me your impression.
Yes!
My impression is...
No. 1, No. 3, No. 5, and No. 9.
No. 1, No. 3, and No. 5 are wearing wigs!
Yes!
Mr. Namigoye is...
No. 1, No. 2, and No. 5!
Now, Mr. Zurami and Mr. Hamuri...
No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3!
Yes!
Then, let's start with No. 1!
Now, first of all, No. 1, please!
(Music)
Huh?
(Music)
Huh?
Oh...
You got it wrong!
(Laughter)
No. 1 is correct! No. 1 is correct! No. 1 is correct!
(Laughter)
Now, No. 2, please!
(Music)
You didn't get it wrong!
That means No. 2 is bearded!
Huh?
You got it wrong! You got it wrong! You got it wrong! You got it wrong! You can't do it...
You're weird...
You're weird!
No. 3, please!
(Music)
- Can you do it? Can you do it? - Oh!
You missed it!
No. 1 and No. 3 didn't do it. Now, No. 4, please!
You missed it!
- Now, if the last one didn't do it... - Yes, it's a hit.
- It's perfect. - It's perfect.
- Now, No. 5, please! - I don't care who does it.
I don't care who does it.
Oh, is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it like that?
I don't care who does it.
- You missed it! - You missed it!
- Oh, no! - You missed it!
- You missed it!
- For the last question, five people will appear. - Yes.
Please, five people appear!
Now, teachers and students, are you ready?
Yes!
Among these five men, only one of you is wearing a wig.
First of all, please guess who it is.
Now, if you have any questions...
Do you play sports?
Well, I play baseball.
Do you also do headstriding?
No, I don't do such simple things like that.
Oh, you don't?
Do you swim?
Yes, I do.
Do you swim?
Yes, I do.
Can you show us now?
Well...
Ah, ah, ah...
What's with that surprised look?
What do you do?
I play tennis.
Tennis?
Oh...
From diving to jet-skiing...
Are you diving?
No, I'm...
Oh, you're not?
I'm playing volleyball.
Volleyball?
Volleyball.
Now, it's time!
On this flipboard...
Number one, number two, number three, number four...
Number five!
Let's write down the numbers!
Here you go!
Oh, it's playing music.
Let's start with MC.
MC, show us.
MC, number five!
I'm number five.
Oh, you're number five.
Now, old man.
Yes, I'm number five.
Huh? Number five!
No, I'm not.
Are you number five?
I'm number five.
Why are you laughing like that?
That face...
That hair...
It's not like you'd fit in there.
You're crazy!
Okay, you're number five.
Okay, Zuan.
Zuan Miyaburiman.
I think it's the best choice.
Number two!
The bangs are a little too much.
Oh, this part?
Yes, yes.
Now, the right person...
Please take it off.
Now, from number one to number five...
What number is it?!
Number one and number five are the same!
That means...
Everyone, take it off!
What's so funny about it?
Doctor, do you think it suits me?
It suits you, doesn't it?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Doctor!
Well, let's do our best again today.
You know what?
What?
I'm counting on you.
Go shave your beard.
Oh, gross!
I'm begging you.
You're giving me a cold.
What's with you?
Oh, man...
It's really tough.
If you have a problem with your throat, you'll be fine, right?
In my case, yes.
What do you mean?
Why?
My throat gets hot easily...
But you know...
It falls off easily, doesn't it?
What is he talking about?
I don't know, Marshall!
Hey, Medaka!
Where is Marshall?
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
I was sleeping until now.
I don't know!
What should I do?
Idiot!
I'm going to throw up!
What should I do?
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
We can't talk like this.
That's right!
Well, well...
It's getting cold, isn't it?
Well, yes...
It's cold...
It's the season of hot pots, isn't it?
Hot pots are nice!
When you say "hot pot", what do you mean?
Hot pot is...
Fugu, isn't it?
Oh, Fugu...
You said "fugu" in your dream, didn't you?
You said "fugu" to me, didn't you?
You know, a thin piece of meat on a plate.
You don't usually eat it, do you?
It's expensive.
You don't have to eat it yourself.
You took that "fugu" with chopsticks and said "fugu"!
And it came out of your mouth.
I don't know.
Is it up?
It's up.
I didn't say "fugu", but I said "fugu" until you said "fugu".
Who told you to say that?
You took about four or five slices of meat and kept eating it in your mouth forever.
You know, I'm not just saying it.
It's not that delicious, is it?
Whether you say "fugu" or "mattake" or "cabbage", is it delicious?
You know, "kani miso" is also delicious.
"Kani miso", right?
You're crazy!
You know, when you break "kani" and eat it, there's a lot of "kani" that looks like a mustache.
You're crazy!
You're disgusting!
I didn't know about "kani", so I thought I was poor.
And one day, "kani" came to me.
What's that?
"Kani" came to my house for the first time.
For the first time!
Yes, yes.
"Kani" came to my house and I was eating "kani".
And my dad opened "kani" and ate it.
And I thought, "How poor my family is!"
I didn't know that!
I thought, "What kind of people my dad is!"
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't.
I don't want to go eat with you.
What?
It's a kid's idea.
What is it?
Even if we go eat "kani", if we go eat "kani", we'll get a hamburger.
You're still a kid!
You should eat more, you know, like...
That's not true!
You don't eat "sunomon" like that, do you?
I do eat "sunomon" at home!
You don't eat "kiriboshi daikon" like that, do you?
I do eat it! I love it!
Absolutely!
I do eat it! You know, like "age-san" and "mabushi-san"
"kiriboshi daikon" and...
What is "age-san"?
You're still a kid!
Shut up!
You eat "kiriboshi daikon" with "mabushi-san", don't you?
That's right, that's right.
You eat "kiriboshi daikon", don't you?
You eat "kiriboshi daikon" a lot, don't you?
Are you talking to a yakuza or what?
You don't spend money on "kiriboshi daikon", do you?
That's not true!
You never spend more than a thousand yen, do you?
Hey, hey! How much money do you have a month?
You know, when you say "family restaurant", I'm sure you're talking about a set meal.
I'm talking about a set meal, too.
I can't order a single dish.
You don't have to boast about it.
Let's change the subject.
There are more and more guests since we started this show, don't you think?
That's right!
There are more and more.
Are you increasing the number of guests?
Well, I don't know, but there are a lot of people who don't want to come and see us.
How many guests do you have for one "hawagi"?
Three or four, right?
So, you really want to come and see us, don't you?
I want to come and see you.
So, you have three or four people, don't you?
Well, I don't care about the other three.
You don't care about them, do you?
Ucchan's fans and...
That's right, that's right.
And...
Mine Riuta, Kobuhei's fans.
So...
I don't care about them.
The best thing is to take money.
If you take money, people will laugh at you.
If you take money like this, people won't laugh at you for 41 yen.
Oh, I see.
I did it, too.
Well...
When the drifters came...
Did you say "drifters"?!
Huh?! When?!
I went when I was in second year of high school.
In second year of high school?! Which tag team were you in?!
I was in Italy and you were in Austria!
I went with a woman.
You're so cool!
I went on a date as a drifter.
As a drifter?!
And when I went...
There were only kids!
You're not mature!
I'm mature!
And old!
And I was sitting like this...
And a woman came up to me...
And she was wearing sneakers...
And she was like...
Get out of my way!
And I was like... "Why me...?"
And she took me and...
You said it yourself!
I didn't say it!
You took me to the Takadanizue once.
We went to the Takadanizue.
It was the opening of "Garasu-zaka".
"Garasu-zaka"...
Shut up!
We were like this...
Huh? Takadanizue?
And we went to see it...
"Garasu-zaka"...
And I just opened my eyes and...
You said it yourself!
I said it myself!
You said it yourself!
You know what I mean?
Oh! When I was little...
I was taken away by another woman.
Saigo Temuhiko.
I like you, but...
I have a question for you. Why do you only choose weird perms? What do you think about it?
Well...
This is a bit...
I think it's better if you don't do it, right?
Their perms are amazing!
One year ago, I went to a perm shop to get my perms cleaned up.
"Oh, you!" I said and took a lesson.
"Are you wearing perms already?" I looked at it and it was ridiculous!
You look like a Mongolian.
I don't know what a Mongolian is like.
It's amazing! It's a big rod!
It's big overall, isn't it?
It's big, isn't it?
And I can't believe it! You should never do it as a human!
It's like this!
Oh, this is tough!
I can't breathe well!
It was like "Kamto" and "Gojinda" of "Mazinger Z".
In the past, everyone wore capsules like this, except for perms and perms.
Yes, yes, yes.
It was like an old-fashioned search engine.
They were lined up like this!
It's not like that now, though.
It's really tough not to do it.
Didn't they hit you three times when you were in elementary school?
When I was little, yes.
When you were little...
Like "Tsukikaru"?
Yes, like "Tsukikaru".
"Oh, you!" I said and took a lesson.
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you talking about?
"It's cool! It's cool!" I said and took a lesson.
When I saw it finished and looked at it...
"Hey, Audrey!" I said and took a lesson.
How many days have you been fooling me?
No, Audrey, even if you fool me like that, you're a man.
What are you talking about, you're a man.
I know, right?
I think...
I think he's been the most brutal guy I've ever seen.
Sometimes when we go home, he says...
Huh?
I'd like you to sign for me, but you won't do it for me, right?
Hey, I don't care. I just signed when we went home.
Please, I beg you.
Oh, you and your face look good.
Call me by the name you gave me.
Oh, I will. I will. I will definitely.
Oh, I will. I will.
There is a girl I'm interested in recently.
The other day, I followed her and found a dog in her house.
There is a dog with hair in its mouth at the entrance.
There is an eggshell on its top.
The dog has turned blue.
What should I do?
I don't know anything about that!
What do you mean, 'what should I do'?
I don't want to see girls I like like that.
That's right.
It's tough.
It is.
I often see girls' shoes.
Their shoes look like plastic bags.
They are stuck in there.
They are dirty.
Really, really.
If you boil it with soy sauce, it will be good.
That's right.
Right?
That's right.
Also, sneakers.
Sneakers.
This area.
It has been protected many times.
Yes, yes, it has been lost.
It's like a mini bomb.
That's right, that's right.
I used to wear a mini bomb a lot, too.
It was hot.
Men can't wear it.
When I was in elementary school, I wore sports shoes all the time.
This part is torn.
Because it's beautiful.
When I was training,
I was doing like this.
Suddenly, I looked down.
This part is torn,
and socks are coming out.
I thought it was cool.
With my toes,
like this.
Like this.
With my toes like this.
Come inside, come here.
And there were tight uniforms.
Oh, you were in middle school.
That's western clothes, you don't know.
That's right.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
White special ed.
Seven-piece sleeve.
Is that such a design?
No.
It's chinchikuri.
It's tough.
It's winter.
It's winter and seven-piece sleeves are a lie.
Obviously, it's small.
It's difficult, but I'm proud of it.
I'm proud of it.
Here.
I'm a woman I like,
and I don't like flies in my head.
Well, that's a pity.
Well, if there are flies in my head,
I'm not lucky.
Buaaah!
That's why it's tough for me.
When flies jump around me,
I think 'Is it wrong?'
Buaaah!
That's why it's tough for me!
I always say this,
I'm always eating a lot of food.
Well, you do that, too!
Here!
It's been about three days since you left.
I know, I was there too.
You're so stubborn.
I was so angry I said "emergency food?"
I'm a woman who likes three meals a day and...
This...this part is already American.
You know?
That's tough, too.
This guy did it, too.
What?! Him, too! All of them!
Giro Giro~n~ Giro Giro~n~ Giro Giro~n~
But, you know, the worst of all of them is the one with the nosebleed and whistling.
That's not good!
Not good...
You know, the one with the nosebleed and whistling.
Yeah.
You know, the one with the nosebleed and whistling.
What?!
Is there such a big monster?!
You know, if you did it, you wouldn't have noticed it.
Oh, I did it.
You did it.
I did it like this.
You may think of yourself as Hamada, but you did it with a nosebleed and whistling.
Right?!
And...
I did it.
I went to the bathroom for a bit, and when I looked in the mirror, I finally noticed that I had a nosebleed and whistling.
I have a nosebleed and whistling!
But, you know, it's hard...
I know, but you have a nosebleed and whistling, so you can't do it!
Yeah, but it's not very good.
Then what do you do?
Oh, just leave it and come back.
Hey, hey.
Yeah?
Pretending like you didn't notice it.
Yeah?
Why don't you just take it without saying anything while you're talking?
What do you do about it? What do you do about it?
If you do it like that, they'll say, "Oh, you just said it!"
It was amazing, wasn't it, grandpa in the opening?
Um...
You were laughing so hard.
Um...
Namikoshi Tokujiro-sensei.
He's a really fun person, isn't he?
Hahaha.
It was really intense.
It's fun, but I'm tired of it.
Hahaha.
And, um...
If you'd like to see more of him...
Yes.
Please press the "i" button.
Yes.
The address, address and everything is the same.
And, um...
If you have any questions or things you'd like me to call you...
Yes.
Please write them down and call me.
Yes.
And with that...
Until next time...
Goodbye!
I'll really be waiting for you.
Good night.