AISubs v3.5
[Street performance]
These kids are so clumsy!
They keep looking for mistakes all over the store!
This is a team of people from Shibuya.
I'm scared.
They'll get us.
I'll walk across the street for a bit.
There are stores and shops on both sides.
Each of you will make five mistakes.
Each of you will look for them.
We'll try them one by one.
First, we'll walk across this street without any mistakes.
He's a bad boss!
He is.
He's a bad boss!
Now, we'll have Hamada-kun guess how many mistakes there are.
There are five of them.
I hope you'll guess them correctly.
Huh?
What did you say?
We'll see how much there are in the store.
What is this?
Oh, there's one more mistake!
This is a good one!
Whoa!
What is this?
What is it?
This is for this fall's judging.
You're kidding!
What is that?
It looks like a pork chop!
This isn't it!
Yes, you're correct!
Sir, it's gotten a lot cooler, hasn't it?
It's cold, isn't it?
Right?
What's going on?
(Laughter)
Why are you red-faced?
(Laughter)
Okay, correct!
I'll give you a hint.
Okay.
A person...
Huh? It's normal.
Is it?
Should we give you the correct answer?
Yes.
Please come out for a moment.
Wow!
This woman was Chinese.
Wow!
That woman was the first one to say it.
Do you understand?!
(Laughter)
Then I gave you a hint.
Yes.
Go ahead and say it.
(Laughter)
My Hamachan?!
(Laughter)
Is this my Hamachan?!
(Laughter)
What is it? You have to look closely.
Ah!
(Laughter)
It's tough!
(Laughter)
Wow!
It's tough, but...
This woman looks like Hirano Yuji.
(Laughter)
You know, as an extra, there's one more thing here.
(Laughter)
Jojaman comic book.
That's my favorite room.
(Laughter)
Ah! What's wrong?!
What?!
What kind of person is this?!
Isn't it normal?
It's not normal!
He was hanging there!
He's amazing!
I wouldn't say it like that!
Welcome! Welcome!
Welcome!
Welcome! Welcome!
Welcome!
Where are you from?
Eimei!
That's funny!
Was he there earlier?!
He was there! He was there somewhere!
This old woman...
She's a good one!
- Hello. - Hello.
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
- The set has changed again. - The set has changed again.
It's really new from today.
- This design is still the same. - Yes, yes, yes.
It's Hibino's design, but it seems like he left it as it is.
- It's amazing that the set doesn't have a poop. - That's right.
- What should we talk about? - What should we talk about?
- There were a lot of things. - Yes.
- The most memorable thing for me was that I was embarrassed. - About what?
- There are times when you're tired and you're sleeping. - Yes.
- I was really tired. - Yes.
- I was sleeping and dreaming. - Yes.
- I was dreaming about when I was in elementary school. - You had a big dream.
- I was sleeping and dreaming about sleeping. - I see.
- My brother was sleeping next to me. - Yes.
- I was about to wake up. - Who did?
- I did. I wanted to wake up. - I see.
- So I woke up to my brother. - To your brother.
- Then he said, "Are you serious?"
You're riding the bullet train right now.
- I was there only when he said that. - Yes.
- When he said that, I woke up. - I see.
- I thought, "What?" - Yes.
- "It's a bullet train!" - Yes.
- When I looked next to me, you were sitting next to me. - I know, right?
- I thought you were groaning. - Yes.
- It's weird, isn't it? - The sound was loud. It was loud enough, because you managed to wake up.
Ah!
You woke up with my groan and with that sound you noticed me.
- I only noticed you the moment you noticed me, and your power was very powerful. - Ah.
- Don't you think we're parallel country? - What do you mean by "we"?
- No, you and me are parallel country. - Oh yes.
- When I was taking a dream - dream, we were parallel country,anes to sell them. - Yeah.
- We're parallel. - That's ridiculous.
- No, I don't know... - Wouldn't we be sick if we said that?
That's us!
Of course it is!
Is it?
Normally it's not like that.
You all think it's embarrassing, don't you?
For girls, it's definitely more embarrassing than for men.
Why?
For girls, there are a lot of constipated guys.
There are a lot of guys who can't poop.
That's why it's more embarrassing.
Oh, is that so?
These guys have been sitting here for a long time.
They've been sitting here for a long time, haven't they?
I definitely poop three or four times a day.
It's more embarrassing.
I really poop a lot.
By the way, you said it before.
What was the amount of poop you pooped once?
Two hamsters.
About two hamsters.
It's easy to understand.
You're such an old man!
Don't you have to do it little by little?
Why can't you do it all at once?
That's true.
That's why I can always poop.
Even now, if you tell me to do it here, I can do it.
Hey, bring me a newspaper.
Here.
I can do it.
You...
You're serious, aren't you?
No, I'm serious.
I'll stab you.
No, I'm serious.
I can do it.
I can do it by number of times and amount of times.
Can you adjust it?
I can do it.
If I can do it like that...
Are you stupid?!
You pooped too much!
I can do it in the same shape and color like that.
That's the world of manga. You can't poop like that.
I can, I can. I can do it.
No, no. Why are you turning your back and doing it like that?
No, I can do it. I can do it.
Can you cut something like that in the middle of it?
No, that last "pyat" is quite difficult, but I can do it.
No, but you can't bend it!
I can bend it!
Have you ever done that kind of poop?
I have, I have.
At home?
Yes.
At home, you do it like this?
Yes, you do it like that.
So you put it in the round part of the toilet, like a decoration of a cake, a small "pyat", "pyat", "pyat", "pyat" like that.
You can't say "congratulations", though.
Congratulations to whom?!
I'm just pooping in my own house!
Congratulations to whom?!
Well, you can do it, right?
Yes.
Don't you have any special skills?
People can't do this.
I don't.
Can you do this? Like this.
For girls!
Don't do it!
You can't do it.
I can't?
You can't do it at all.
Shouldn't you do it faster?
It's heavy.
What are you going to do?
Well, you know...
You have to be careful of the baldness.
That's right.
But you know...
There's something you can't do here.
Well, even in the special edition of "Shoubai Shoubai" the other day...
Yoshiko Nagata was next to me.
At first you said it in one shot, right?
I thought it was bad...
But when I saw Yoshiko Nagata's face...
Hey...
You said it in one shot, right?
At first you laughed...
But when you said it again...
Yoshiko Nagata was next to you again...
And I thought it was bad...
But I thought it was rude and I had a stomachache...
So I looked this way...
And I did this...
And I looked that way...
Give me a break!
But I don't think you've ever been kicked in the face, right?
Of course not!
In front of me...
And I've never been kicked in the back of my head.
No, you haven't.
Well...
You're all exaggerating a little, aren't you?
Are we?
Yeah...
I think you should be a little more dignified and calm.
I'm showing my baldness, you know...
Oh, really?
I'm fine.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What happened?
Well...
When I went to the hospital before...
Well...
The doctor...
Yeah...
On my butt...
Yeah...
With his big fingers...
Yeah...
And my intestines...
Yeah...
When I said my intestines were weird...
With his big fingers...
With his legs raised...
With his fingers...
You were really happy, weren't you?
You idiot!
Ouch!
My butt doesn't itch at all, I swear!
No, everyone was like...
Your fingers itch like hell!
And I was like, "That's a relief..."
Does it hurt anymore?
This will never come off.
It used to hurt a lot!
It's embarrassing, and it hurts, and I thought you were a rude doctor!
It's work!
As I thought, when you put it in like that, your face turns all red!
Your face turns all red!
You're right...
Did you do it face-to-face or like this?
So, try sleeping?
My panties came off!
And...
Like this!
Pennem, you have a long tie, and you have a super- special-love-for-matches...
Hey, you!
I'm tired, I can't look at you.
Good evening, I have a question.
Yes?
What is 'chanchara' in 'chanchara okashi'?
You're good at this kind of stuff, aren't you?
Hey, don't you know 'chanchara okashi'?
I don't know that!
Well, you know, you know this kind of 'chanchara okashi'...
You know it!
Yes.
You don't know it!
What is 'chanchara okashi'?
This is, you know, in the past...
Manzai poet!
It's called 'chanchara'.
But, you know, 'chan-kun'...
What's up with you, 'chara-kun'?
This manzai is extremely funny, you know.
When was it?
When I was still in high school.
When you were in high school...
It's called 'chanchara' now.
Now it's called 'charanparan'.
I don't know about that, but...
Oh, I see.
'chanchara'...
This is really funny...
And then there's funny stuff...
'chanchara okashi'...
It's like you're funny like 'chanchara'!
It's like...
I'm convinced of it now!
Is that so?
Oh, is that so?
Well, if I didn't know about it, I would have...
What do you do now, 'chanchara'?
Well, I'm still holding an Odessa stand-up...
Holding a stand-up...
Are you still alive?
No, I'm still alive.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm already...
Let's see...
What was it?
98 years old or something like that.
Are you both still alive?
Yeah, we're both still alive.
So you're quite famous now, aren't you?
98 years old and I'm famous now?!
No, you're famous now.
It's quite expensive, 'chanchara'.
It's quite expensive to use 'chanchara'.
Well, you can call me a guest.
You...
I think it's pretty expensive.
Well, I don't use it...
What kind of stuff did you do back in the day?
What?
'chanchara'.
Oh, you know...
No, 'chanchara'...
Yeah, of course I know.
What's wrong with you, 'chanchara'?!
Yeah.
It's hot, isn't it?!
Yeah.
What?!
No, it wasn't.
It's hot.
Yeah.
As I thought...
It's hot in summer!
What are you saying?!
I see!
While she was driving, when she was reading a sign that said "safety is speed, not courage"
she hit a car in front of her and had an accident.
Why is that sign there for the driver to read?
If you two have any contradictions in your minds, please let me know.
You're thinking of that, aren't you? That long sign, right?
She's putting it up because she wants you to read it, but if you read it, it's dangerous, isn't it?
No, but what is it? It's not put up that close, is it?
Well, yeah.
You're self-righteous.
It's fine, but there was a traffic jam on the road, right?
It was a little blocked in front of me, so I turned around and looked at it, and I hit it, right?
Do you usually do that? Looking at dangerous things.
No, there are a lot of contradictions.
You know, there's a bicycle saddle with a light on it.
Oh, yeah?
It's dangerous, and it's dark.
At night?
At night, there's a light like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you're driving and it's shining like this...
Oh, there's a car! Oh, what's shining? Let's go and see!
Don't go!
I don't know if it's there or not.
Oh, there's one like that.
There might be one like that.
That's a contradiction, isn't it?
Oh, come on! There's no such thing!
No, there are a lot of contradictions in the world, if you think about it.
What contradictions are there?
Oh, there are a lot of them.
Then tell me if there are a lot of them.
There are two hundred and five of them!
Oh, come on! That's the number of fives we have today!
There are fives...
Oh, for example, this button of yours.
This is weird!
I don't need it!
Hey, first of all! Second of all!
This mike...
It's strange!
And the second one...
And the third one...
This river...
It's all about me, isn't it?!
What are you contradicting?
That's why I'm telling you to let me hear it!
Then I'm angry...
That's what I'm angry about.
What?
The road signs and signs too.
What, what? For example?
Um...
Tameguchi!
Ah, I see!
Like "stop!"
"Stop!" Who are you telling that to?!
How do you write it?
Like "stop!"
If it's not like that...
What are you telling me?!
It can't be helped!
That's strange...
You're the one who's angry about "stop!"
Am I not angry?!
If you tell me "stop!"
No, it can't be helped.
I'm the most angry about it.
You know what?
I'm going to make a statement on TV.
I will never stop once in front of the railroad crossing.
It's fine if you broadcast it.
I will never do it!
Right, Nitta?!
Who are you telling that to?!
I will never do it!
It doesn't make any sense!
Why?
Why do you have to stop once in front of the railroad crossing?!
No, that's a confirmation, isn't it?
What are you confirming?!
Whether you're on the train or not...
I'm not on it!
That's right, but...
Maybe...
What?
Maybe...
I might have met the wrong person...
Or I might have come from the wrong direction...
You can tell by the sound, can't you?!
I'm not stupid!
If you're on the train, you can tell!
No, that's why...
I know you're teaching me now, but...
It's because you're on the train that you can't stop!
You have to go!
If you stop, you have to go!
If you leave, you have to go!
If you leave, you have to stop!
I usually recognize it as a train.
Hey, there's a lot of cars lined up on the railroad crossing!
On the railroad crossing... Wow!
The train's finally here!
I thought, but there were only about five people on it.
For what purpose? Who?
I don't think that's a good idea!
It's weird!
So I don't stop on the railroad crossing anymore.
I don't stop anymore.
Is that so?
Yeah, yeah.
Even if I hit a train, I won't die.
Huh?
No, even if I hit a train, I won't die.
Seriously. I'm writing this seriously.
Call me "seriously."
No, seriously, Eva!
No, you know...
It's not like we've met before, right?
"Me" is "seriously."
"Man" is "seriously."
Enough!
I love you, Hama-chan.
Thank you.
I'm a little crazy.
The other day, when I was drinking men's beer,
Hama-chan was chosen as number two for "sexy talent."
Oh, really?
By the way, first place was Yoshida Eisaku, and third place was Tara Toshiko.
What do you think about this result?
Sure, Hama-chan, even on TV, you say it all the time, but please accept it.
Please!
You're completely wrong about it.
Am I?
You're completely wrong about it.
You're nothing for me!
I can't do it at all!
First, I can't do it with my fingers alone!
And then I'll use my tools!
I'll write "tools" and read it as "tools."
I can hear you!
You're such a troublemaker!
Shall we go home?
It's so hot!
The other day, I was riding the Shinkansen by myself.
There were a lot of people!
There were a lot of people, and when I was riding from Shin-Osaka, my fan came in and gave me a letter.
Ma-chan, why won't you call me?
Hey, call me!
You're mad! You're mad! You're scared!
The people around me are mad!
Don't think badly of me! Don't think badly of me!
She wrote it in her letter.
She wrote it.
She asked me to call her.
Of course I ignored it.
You ignored it.
Why didn't you?
Because I ignored it.
Yes, why didn't you?
You don't know, but I didn't know.
Don't tell me.
So you ignored it.
I didn't know.
You don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
That was close.
We'll come back next week.
What?
Are you going to take up all my time?
You just filmed.
Yoshimoto's natural bokeh is very good.
Actually...
Yes?
I want you to hold this.
This is me.
Is this me?
It's like me.
Yes.
Right now, we're playing a set of two people.
Um... Hudson.
He bought a game called "Road Runner".
He said he'd play it.
Oh!
Well, it doesn't matter.
Today, it's a present.
For those of you who are watching today...
A hundred people!
This.
Yay!
This, right?
Thank you for watching "Road Runner".
We'll be waiting for you.
Also, "Road Runner", right?
It's the same as always, right?
That's right.
We'll play more and more of "Road Runner".
Good night.
And with that...
We'll say goodbye.
Goodbye.
We'll be waiting for you.