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The first "Gaki no Tsukai wa Aren't There?" monthly live-broadcast special commemorating the 100th episode!
And, Suga-chan!
And thank you, Suga-chan! And goodbye!
Now, Masanori-kun. Let's go.
What do you mean?!
Anyway, commemorating the 100th episode!
That's right!
Well, let's commemorate it. Today, live-broadcast!
Yes!
From this bloody 1 o'clock and 40 minutes!
Yes, yes!
You're doing it!
Can you tell me what this means?
Oh, what is this picture about?
This is what our writer came up with.
Um, you know...
Kanichi-o-mia.
Say it backwards.
Kanichi-o-mia.
It's a Grammy Award-winning animation worth a million yen, and it's commemorating the 100th episode.
You're dirty! Stop it!
Who came up with this? Who came up with this?
Kid?
No, it's not me!
Takasu?
No, it's not me!
Who? Motoichi?
No, no, no!
Suzuki?
Suzuki.
Then who?! It's you!
No, I didn't come up with it!
Who?!
I don't know who it is, but it's definitely Kid.
And...
Kid is still fishing.
You're crazy!
By the way...
To commemorate the 100th episode...
Yes, yes...
The staff...
Congratulations on the 100th episode! What is this?!
Today you're like this...
Your birthday party was also big, wasn't it?
Yes...
This is the 100th episode...
Well, there's only one, but...
Yes, I see...
Well, it's a simple feeling...
Well, you know...
I borrowed it!
Stop it!
It's like...
How can I say it?
It's cold, isn't it?!
Right?!
It's handwritten again!
Well, with that said...
Today is a live broadcast, but of course we only have 30 minutes.
We have to go more and more, or we won't have time.
That's right.
Today is another live broadcast.
Yes.
A dream live broadcast.
I see.
This is also a dressing room.
This is the venue where everyone comes.
Yes, yes.
And Team Zero is...
Today is already in the Kanto region, even though it's raining.
They're not from the Kanto region.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Let's go and see.
Team Zero-san?!
Yeees!
What are they doing?
Yeees!
It's now 1 hour and 40 minutes!
What?!
1 hour and 40 minutes have passed!
Oh, 1 hour and 40 minutes!
Team Zero!
Yes?!
You can't hear the audience's laughter, can you?
I can't hear it at all!
You're slippery.
You're beautiful.
Slippery entertainers are beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Ladies and Gentlemen
Hello, hello, hello
No, no, no, no
Hey!
What's up?
No
Well, anyway
Yes, yes
Yes
Today
Yes, yes
Well...
It's a mess
You guys, I'll show you later, so wait for me
Basically, guests don't show up on this show
They don't show up
Today, I'd like you to show up
Because it's special
Hey, lady
Yes
You're wearing underpants
Oh, you're wearing underpants
Well, I'll show you that later
Anyway
Yes, yes
I'll show you more and more
Yes
Today is the 100th anniversary
100th anniversary
And again, the time has changed
This one hour and forty minutes starts
But today is the last show
That's right
Right?
Yes
I'll show up in gold
In gold...
I'll show up at 11 o'clock
By the way
Yes, yes
You're wearing underpants
Is it okay?
It's okay this time, right?
Really?
Yes
Who's going to do it?
No, I won't
Just you and me?
One, two...
Well...
No, it's not like that
What?
From now on, Parman No. 2 won't come down
Parman No. 2 is desperate today
Is he desperate today?
Yes, he is
He's doing the nose clock
He's doing it
But in reality, Parman No. 2 was supposed to come down
Right?
What's up with that man?
That man...
He looks like he wants to make a fuss
That's right
He's doing his best
Yes
And today...
Yes, yes
The audience who came today...
To celebrate the 100th anniversary...
Yes
100 people...
Yes
And again...
Yes
They asked me to dress up like 100 people
Yes
And I dressed up like an idiot
Well, cameramen...
This is the first time...
For the audience...
To come to this show!
This is the first time... For the audience... To come to this show!
Well, by ordering them... We're one step closer to Kin-chan.
Today, we're like virtual targets, aren't we?
We're like virtual targets, aren't we?
Each of us has come here with our own characteristics.
Just by looking at you, we can't tell what you're up to.
That's right.
We have to get to know you, too.
That's right.
Let's get to know you, shall we?
What's your name?
What's yours?
It's "Hyakka-nichi-houyo".
Ah... We're "Shindon-no-ya".
I see...
You're wearing something like that, right? A lion, right?
A lion of 110.
A lion of 110, yes.
It's quite...
This girl is amazing. I think she's doing her best.
You're wearing that 100-person costume.
I'm putting that 100-person costume all over me.
Don't be stupid!
No, I'm not stupid.
I think you're a little stupid.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I think you're stupid.
There's one more thing...
You three...
What is it?
Just say it!
Who told you to keep doing this?
Talk!
That's right, cross-talk!
Talk! Talk!
Talk...
I see...
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's exactly like Asakoro-san said, right?
100 yen, right?
And...
And you! You, girl!
What is it?
A costume made from 100 years of sleep.
What are you talking about?
Are you sleepy?
You're a little ugly.
What?
Don't you think about what you're saying now?
She can't sit properly.
She's Momo, Momo Hyaku.
The leader of the Darts, right?
The leader of the Darts. You know her, right?
Who are you?
What? I don't know!
She has a head crash.
She looks like you, doesn't she?
What's her number, 55?
You're Hyakumoto's name?
Wow, wow.
You look like a student.
You're Hyakumoto?
Hyakumoto? Are you writing as Unico?
Oh, I see.
That's an unusual name.
Is it?
What's behind you?
These guys are scary.
Hey!
Don't point at me!
What's that?
Which one?
The one that looks like a Frankenstein.
What's that got to do with Hyaku?
Hyakkanzen.
What?
Hyakkanzen.
Hyakkanzen?
I see, I see.
Are you two the same?
I guess you are.
What's behind you?
That hand.
What's that?
One hundred.
Go home!
Your hands are red.
One hundred.
Oh, I see.
What's wrong with you guys?
Sorry, can you go home?
I don't need someone like you.
And of course, 100% juice.
What's that?
It's from the school.
I see.
Salisbury.
It's called "100 days school".
100 days, 200 yen.
I see.
I've been waiting for this dangerous guy.
I'd like you guys to help me with this.
Oh, really?
I'd like you to...
What?
I'm fine.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Who are you?!
Apologize, apologize.
Who are you?!
Apologize.
Who are you?!
Everyone, this is a bit of an experiment, but since you've been on this show a hundred times...
Of course.
I think it's best for you to put out this fire of cake.
I see.
It's fine.
But you're not comedians, so you can't lift it up.
It's not that easy.
If you're not comedians, you can't lift it up.
You can't lift it up.
So, from that spot, 100 people will blow it up and put it out.
If we all work together, we can do it!
That's also part of the experiment.
That's right.
Now, everyone...
Now!
Do it!
On three, let's blow it up!
On three!
You guys stink!
Don't breathe!
Do your best! Put it out!
On three!
That was pretty close.
Yeah, it was close.
If we put it out, it'll get even more exciting!
Let's put it out a little more forward.
Okay, let's go!
On three!
A little more, a little more.
Let's go a little more.
There's quite a lot of wind.
We did it!
For all of you watching TV...
We wanted to show you that moment.
It disappeared magnificently, didn't it?
So...
That's all, right?
Yes.
So, last year...
A lot of people watching this show sent us...
Sent you?
We received them.
So...
Could you hold this for a moment?
Yes, please.
What are you doing?!
I didn't think...
I didn't think you'd prepare a bait here!
By the way...
I ran away from the patrol station this morning!
You...
You're still here.
Yes, I'm still here.
Hello, hello, hello.
It's been a while, really.
Did you call me?
No, not at all.
Thank you for inviting me.
You're late, aren't you?
Yes.
I'm sorry. You're always sleeping, aren't you?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Before that...
You were tied up in a rope and taken away...
Yes.
What did you do after that?
After that?
Say it now!
What did you do after that?
After that?
I was doing my own thing.
You're annoying!
You were wearing glasses just now!
What are you doing?!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, really.
Come to think of it, we've been doing this show together for a while now, but you're the only regular here, right?
Yes, that's right.
Well, we've received a lot of messages, but we have to introduce them.
Oh, is that so?
I've heard about it, but you don't know about it, do you?
No, no.
We've received a message, "Congratulations on your 100th anniversary!"
As a comedian and as a friend,
I wholeheartedly support your achievements.
Come and visit us next time.
The bosses in town aren't angry anymore.
Hayashiya Kobuheiya.
Seriously?
Seriously.
Seriously?
Kobu-chan!
Oh, is that so?
No, I'm your best friend.
Sounds like it.
Yes, we're really good friends.
Now that you mention it, you've been digging and digging.
Thank you very much.
We'd like to thank you for sending us a lot of messages.
Yes.
So, finally...
Oh, I told you, right?
To all of you watching at home, as well.
Yes.
To everyone who came to the venue today...
Yes.
It's a wonderful gift.
But!
It doesn't apply to everyone, so...
Out of these 100 people...
Just one!
Go home!
It's a one in a hundred chance, so...
Well, that alone is wonderful, really.
This is really amazing, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is really amazing, you know.
If it was up to me...
I couldn't say it.
I couldn't express it on TV.
Well, you know...
We used to massage ourselves with tea in our old VTRs.
We don't do that anymore.
It's really wonderful, you know.
You've all supported us so much.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Right?
What? What?
Ah, I see.
Hey, can you look at the nose watch?
Ah, really? Yes.
Yes.
Ah, it hurts. It's coming.
It's coming!
It's raining!
Kids, please go to bed.
It's almost 2 o'clock.
Yes.
Too bad.
Still?
One more minute.
One minute and a little more.
How is it? Is it raining a lot?
Yes.
During rehearsal, it was raining a lot!
During rehearsal, it was raining a lot, but now it's okay.
During rehearsal, they were soaked.
Yes.
Once, when we came back...
Ouch!
Hey!
When we came back from rehearsal, we took off our raincoats and everything.
Yes.
We were walking in the rain.
What is he doing?
Are you okay?
Yes!
Hey!
He's injured.
His feet are soaked in water.
What feet?
Don't point at me!
He's really in pain right now.
Ah, is that so?
Should we call him when it's a little earlier?
Yes, it's still a little...
Yes.
Ah, but it's already 2 o'clock!
Yes.
Today is really amazing.
Ah, but it's already 2 o'clock.
Presents.
Let's talk about it after it's 2 o'clock.
Yes.
We're almost there! Do your best!
It's 1 a.m. 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
That's a long time.
It's 1 a.m. 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
What a waste of time!
It's 1 a.m. 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
It can't be helped.
Hey! Hey! It's going to be 2 o'clock! If you're falling, you're in trouble!
It's 1 a.m. 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
Do your best! Do it nicely!
It's 2 a.m. It's just right.
Hurry up and go! Hurry up! Hurry up and go!
Okay, that's it.
It's 2 o'clock now.
The water was coming out, but I couldn't tell because of the noise.
Well, whatever.
Now, I have a wonderful gift for you all!
This is...
Are you really going to do it?
I'm a little nervous about saying it, but...
Everyone, please listen to me quietly.
Is that okay?
Don't move!
Until I say "okay".
Is that okay?
Actually...
Today...
What are you laughing about?
I don't know how to say it.
Right?
Actually...
Um...
I have a wonderful gift for one of you.
That's right.
Don't move! Don't move at all!
Even if you say it, for now...
This...
Chair...
The chair you're sitting in...
Don't move!
Down...
Don't move.
Down... I mean, this part of the chair.
I said don't move!
But it's the chair you're sitting in.
Got it?
For now...
It's the chair you're sitting in.
If it's not there, it's over.
Don't move!
If it's not there, it's over.
To commemorate the 100th time...
Everyone is sitting...
Only one of you is under the chair!
One of you is under it!
Look!
One of you is under it!
Look for it! Look for it!
Look behind you and next to you and everything!
You're kidding! It's true!
Congratulations!
Look!
This is for you!
It's true!
Wait! You guys! Wait a minute!
It's only 10,000 yen!
No, no, no!
I thought about what to give you, but I think you'll like this the most.
What's your name?
I'm Sekiguchi.
Sekiguchi-san? How old are you?
I'm 21 years old.
Do you work?
Yes!
It's only 1,000,000 yen.
Yes!
What should I do?!
I don't like it!
You know, you two...
Why? Why did you invite me?
What?
I invited you!
Oh, you invited me!
I got a call in the middle of the night.
"You're banned from here," I said.
What?
"You're banned from here," I said.
It's fine.
Then?
Then we fought with my parents and left.
It's only 1,000,000 yen!
What should I do?!
But for her, you invited me. Why?
No, before that, you two...
Why did you come up here?!
What's wrong with you?! I told you to come up here!
But anyway, congratulations.
Thank you very much.
That's great. What are you going to do with the 920 million?
Really? What is it?!
Of course! You're not going to lie to me, are you?
Actually, there's one more thing.
We'll sign it on paper.
And if you say you can change it...
You'll get back the 920 million.
Can you tell her about it?
I'll pass.
No, you have to do it in front of me!
Yes, you have to do it here, and you'll get back the 920 million.
Huh?
It's a good advice.
Hey!
You two, what are you doing?!
Well, it can't be helped.
So, I'll tell her about it.
Don't say anything! It doesn't matter!
But, you know, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
This is luck of the month.
Yeah, well...
Luck of the month...
What's luck of the month?!
Be careful when you go home.
Yes.
Really, be careful.
Put it in your belly.
Really, really.
If you get caught like this and beat you up, what are you going to do?!
Maybe my staff is waiting for you in there.
Be careful when you go home.
Thank you very much.
Well, that's about it.
Well, today, in celebration of the 100th anniversary...
Well, in that sense, it wasn't a normal party, but...
Yes, yes.
Well, as I said before...
Yes.
It was a wonderful gift.
Yes.
Actually, it was one million yen.
That's right.
I'm sorry for those of you who came all the way here, but...
Yes.
I know you're doing this for your face and body and all, but...
What are you going to do when you go home?
What am I going to do when I go home?!
Are you going home like that? With a lion's face on your face?
But you don't drive a train, do you?
No, but you know, you can go home properly today.
Oh, really?
Oh, walk home yourself!
This is bad.
Ignore me.
This is weird.
Well, we've been doing this for a while now, but starting next week...
Starting next week?
No, not starting next week.
Starting October 20th.
It will be on Sunday at 11 o'clock.
11 o'clock.
We'd like you to watch it.
Everyone's eyes are starting to get dizzy.
We've been standing for a while...
By the way, you can't get a million yen without sitting down.
Well, but you know, ever since you came up with that pose, you didn't have the right.
Ever since you said you wanted to do this at home, you didn't have a million yen.
Right?
Well, well, whatever you do, you end up with nothing.
What is this theme? Is it always different?
This is always different.
Well, well, Ginchan's virtual competition theme.
The theme.
Ginchan's virtual competition.
Well, everyone, thank you very much!
Let's meet again on Sunday at 11 o'clock!
He's fast, isn't he?