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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Kawajiri- chan, happy birthday to you!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
It's very big!
It's like a Hasera in Okinawa!
Thank you very much!
There's nothing wrong with it.
He made his own modified doll.
Look in front of you.
He made his own modified doll.
Oh, this is it!
Let me sleep!
Let me sleep, human!
Oh, I put something on it!
Yamanaki Hosei was reborn as a modified doll.
Oh, he's awake!
What's going on?
He's making noise!
I'm sorry.
It has nothing to do with it!
Thank you very much for your birthday!
First floor, Gakiros Gaia Lavenda. Carbon No. 2 panel presents!
Hello!
Well, now that we're all here, I'd like to introduce you.
Carbon No. 2 panel wants it.
For now, people here are dressed like that and want panels.
That's right.
That's why you're here.
That's right.
And people around you want to look at your stupidity.
That's right.
I see.
Well, let's get started.
Yes.
This is the main character.
Yes.
Now, please come out.
Carbon No. 2 panel!
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Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, get out of here!
Get out of here!
Carbon No. 2 is coming.
Shut up!
Well, while Carbon No. 2 is coming, these kids from the bar are going to go crazy, too.
They're going to look back and say...
Well, hello!
If you don't say "hello" more energetically, it's no use for you to come here.
Hello!
Well, if you're an amateur, it's like this.
You said you wanted that panel.
Yes.
And only this person came.
That's right.
He came.
Well, there's a rule.
You have to act like Herman.
That's right.
It's like that, isn't it?
He's doing it.
Yes.
Fujiko Fujio A is very happy, too.
That's right.
Yes.
Well, first of all...
That panel!
Yes.
This is actually...
Yes.
The panel I'm working on...
Well, you may have seen it on TV, but...
It's real!
This is really...
It's like Mona Lisa.
It's worth it.
It's not Mona Lisa.
How do you do it?
Come on!
I don't know how to do it.
Anyway, I'll stop.
Oh, sorry.
Come on!
Now, I'll do it!
Ta-dah!
Strangely enough, there were more reactions than numbers when we showed this.
Yeah!
It's a strange story, but...
Let's give this panel to one person by lottery.
Yes, please come over here.
Here you go.
Thank you.
How many people came?
Two people.
Two people came?
Yes.
Which part of "Perman 2" do you like?
Well...
The cute part.
You're the same. You're cute.
You don't have to say that!
Please draw one card.
Well...
Yes.
Well, let's open it!
Drum roll...
It's a boy!
It's a boy.
Oh! It's a banana man.
He's eating a banana.
It's a boy!
Yes, please draw one.
It's a boy.
"Downtown" is like "Kin-chan" these days.
It's a boy!
Oh! That's good.
Which one is "Perman"?
And number two is...
Number two is here!
And "Parco"!
"Parco"!
It's "Parco"!
"Pardman"!
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
It's "Par"!
I'm hungry!
And you are...
I'm hungry!
I see...
Well, you should go back to "Parman" and ask him to feed you.
Well, let's open it!
Oh, that's good!
Will "Parco" draw one?
Oh, you did it!
I hope it's something like "Kimira"!
It's the first time!
Yes, please pull it out.
Thank you.
I won!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
I won!
Ladies and gentlemen...
I'd like to go around in full spirit today, but...
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
The other day...
I took a taxi.
A taxi.
And...
Sometimes I'm...
A driver of a car.
I can't stand sitting in a car.
I can't stand it!
You've experienced it at least once, haven't you?
I have, but you know...
I can't stand it!
You have to clean your car once a month, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
It doesn't matter, does it, old man?
It doesn't matter!
You clean your car...
I do a lot of it!
You do a lot of it!
I can't stand it!
I wanted to ask you to give me a passenger seat.
I can't stand it!
Because it comes like this!
It's like an air conditioner.
It comes from here like the wind.
You want me to give you a passenger seat or you want me to drive you in the back?
I can't stand it!
You know, as a taxi driver...
First of all, you need to know how you feel about people around you.
It's true, you know...
It's a job that involves people, you know?
Don't fix that!
There are two types of people around you!
I...
What?
Don't say it like you know everything about me!
I know you well, old man!
Yeah...
You know me not at all, old man!
You know...
People you don't know are scary, you know?
You don't know that, you know?
They are...
You know!
But you don't know who you are driving with, do you?
You probably don't know.
You probably don't know who you are driving with, do you?
You know, I was surprised.
You know, I was at the theater for three days during the summer vacation.
There were six dancers from Kenya.
They were driving with me without letting me out of the car.
Without letting me out of the car!
You know! You know!
I was surrounded by them in the elevator!
You probably know who you are driving with without letting me out of the car!
You know! You know!
I'm a dancer, you know.
I don't wear undergarments.
These undergarments look like straw pants...
You know! You know!
I don't wear undergarments!
And...
I'm wearing a transparent wig with a beard.
- I don't know who you are driving with. - You know! You know!
You know! You know!
I'm wearing a transparent wig with a beard.
You know! You know!
I'll give you one more example.
Come here!
I'm surrounded in the elevator!
It's heavy!
Heavy!
What is it?!
It's hot!
You're about to take it off, aren't you?
No, I'm not about to take it off!
I'm about to say "bang"!
The smell you've smelled so far...
The smell...
It makes you full of it.
It's unbearable!
It stinks!
Come here!
It stinks so much!
It became a hot topic even among comedians.
Do something about it!
I said, "Do something about it!"
And as expected, I couldn't do anything about it.
Even the theater manager...
When Japanese people go on stage...
They always say "step on this!"
And they gave me eight of them.
Oh, thank you!
I said, "Thank you!"
Unfortunately...
It's not dangerous!
With eight of them!
Don't do it for eighty thousand and forty thousand, it's dangerous!
What's eighty thousand and forty thousand?
It's a class higher than eight!
One digit is not enough!
It's not enough!
Both of you need about ten thousand, right?
Don't do it for eighty thousand and forty thousand, it's dangerous!
This is how you dance!
How was the audience?
This is amazing...
About half of the audience was smelly.
Didn't you all have fun at the theater?
We didn't have fun at all!
You don't look like that!
But it seems that Charlie and Hama's "sorry, it stinks" was taught a lesson!
It's worse than usual!
It's the same!
It stinks!
On stage and in the audience!
That's right!
You have to say it in their place!
It seems that it's worse than usual!
Well, it doesn't matter about Charlie!
I couldn't get enough of Wada Akiko's "pulling around" incident!
Pulling around all week, right?
It was terrible!
"Common sense" and "non-common sense", right?
We were doing it on Sunday and August 8th, right?
It was an after party!
I was at the very end of it!
Dominico and Canada!
I was at the very end of it and a bingo started!
I was so happy and said, "I did it, brother!"
But in the middle of it, "bang!"
I said, "Hey, let's go for a drink today."
That's right.
And then...
Majimoto, Majimoto...
I want you to say that Hamada is hard to drink, too.
You should come, too.
Didn't I say that?
You said it!
And in Roppongi...
Hamada grabbed me like this!
And I grabbed you like this!
In the middle of it, in Roppongi...
Like this!
And in Shin-no-machi, two girls stayed there.
And I said...
"Hey!" like that!
That's amazing! I was listening to you, but you suddenly...
Saying like that... "Hey!"
It's rare for you two to be in a group!
That's amazing!
It's really amazing!
I'm sick and I can't drink!
I can't drink!
Even Izumi-san came and said...
Izumi-chan, you have to say it again!
Drink it! Drink it!
When I realized it...
I was drinking like half of this cup!
How much did you drink?
I drank about 8 cups!
How much did you drink?
Wow!
My heart was racing!
We were talking about the same thing over and over again!
Sing karaoke! Sing karaoke!
We sang one chorus...
Stop it!
I-Izumi-san, it's four verses!
Stop it somehow or other!
Amazing, isn't it?
And then after Shinsei-san came, right?
And when Shinsei-san started singing, we became one.
"Uwaaah" we were screaming, but we were really bad.
And again, "butshi" came out.
Yes, yes, yes.
"We're leaving already! We're leaving already!" we said.
"No, we have to leave only tomorrow morning!" we said.
"We're leaving in thirty minutes!" we said.
And then Shinsei-san purposely made a bandage-like thing and said, "Write down a restriction."
We're leaving in thirty minutes!
And then in the middle of the road, he purposely made a bandage-like thing and said, "What did you say?"
I feel sorry for I-zumi.
And then Shinsei-san said, "Let's go home already, Mark-san, let's go home already."
And we were both in a hurry.
And I-zumi was just laughing next to me like this.
And I-zumi wasn't laughing at all!
I-zumi wasn't laughing at all!
Let's go home, let's go home.
Why are we going home?!
And then BAM! I-zumi got beaten up!
I don't know why I-zumi got beaten up!
I-zumi got beaten up like this...
And now he's standing up again and laughing.
And we had a lot of fun!
Yeah.
We had a lot of fun!
Well, Hamada also had a lot of fun!
And in the end, you said something, didn't you?
Yeah! "Let's go home!"
We had so much fun!
Let's go home!
It was raining like crazy!
And we all went home.
I-zumi and Akko-san were like this.
The manager was like this.
And we went home.
And we were at the bottom of the store, right?
Yeah.
And we said, "Let's go home!"
And the man over there said...
Hamada, you guys!
You have something to say!
What is it?
If you don't say anything, we're leaving!
That's right!
We don't know what to do!
We don't know!
What was that last word?
I wonder what it was.
It's scary, isn't it?
But it was fun,
If you don't say anything, we're leaving!
That's right!
It was really fun!
Well, we'll see you again,
Really,
Right?
No, we'd love to go!
Once every four years,
I'd like some fried rice!
Here you go!
No, that's enough!
Hello!
You're not leaving today, are you?
No.
Do you have a job?
Yes, I do.
Is that so?
What's your name?
Akiyama Mariton.
How old are you?
Twenty-two.
What are you doing?!
I'm working.
Oh, you're working.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
By the way, I'm going to the dentist I hate so much right now.
The other day, when I was paying, I saw a shelf of "calte" in front of me and it said "illness unknown calte" on it.
There are more "calte" in that shelf than in other shelves.
I was cold for a moment and made a reservation for the next time, but I got scared and tried to go to another dentist.
Do you two have something like this?
The other day, when I was in a bad condition and wanted to go to the dentist, I went to the dentist near my house and asked him for a doctor.
There was a dentist there and I asked him if I could go there.
When I went there, I came to the front of the hospital and looked at the hospital.
I couldn't stand it anymore! It was a mess!
It looked like it was coming out of Shimura Prefecture!
I went home and asked him for a doctor.
It's not a dental doctor, but there was a dent here.
It's called "ganglion".
Do you know it?
I don't know about "ganglion".
That doctor said something bad.
He said it himself.
What did he say?
He said it himself.
"ganglion"!
I've said it twice!
I've said it so many times!
I can say it now, but about half a year ago...
That "chin chin"...
Yes, you've read it.
Yes, "chin chin" became like that.
There was no mold.
I went between "ganglion" and "ganglion"!
Yes, you did.
When you went between "ganglion" and "ganglion"...
I went between "ganglion" and "ganglion"!
Yes, you did!
I went between "ganglion" and "ganglion"!
Yes, you did. I'm sorry.
I went between "ganglion" and "ganglion"!
I left that room, too!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
I have something to say.
What is it?
I'm worried about you!
Are you okay?
I'm worried about you!
Don't worry about me.
I'm worried about you!
I'm so angry!
It's your birthday, right?
Do you want me to do something for you?
If you say it like that, I don't want it!
"ganglion"!
It's true!
"ganglion" or something like that...
I don't like it.
You always say you hate fish.
What do you hate so much?
Actually, I hate it, too!
What is it?
Do you like fish?
Or what is your favorite food?
What do you like?
What is it?
Is there any food in the world that is this good?
It's teriyaki with yellowtail.
That's the worst.
If I had that, I'd eat as much rice as I want.
You killed me and you didn't let me cook!
That's a cooking method!
There's nothing you can do about it!
What a terrible talker you are.
What did you say?
That I'm Ace Cook's wonton noodle.
Right?
No, I don't think you're good.
What do you like for ramen?
Me? Chicken ramen.
Why are you shaking like that?
I don't know what you're doing with chicken ramen.
You're better than chicken ramen, Ace Cook's wonton noodle.
I don't think you're good.
I've never thought Ace Cook's wonton noodle was good!
But!
It became a cup, chicken ramen.
What do you mean, chicken ramen became a cup?
That's different.
But Ace Cook's wonton noodle became a cup.
That's different, too.
Right?
You shouldn't do that!
You shouldn't do that.
It's expensive.
But it's hard to choose between the two.
Between the two...
I've always said Sapporo's is the best.
Sapporo's is the best? What flavor is it?
It's that kind of flavor!
I eat miso ramen a lot!
Japanese people's heart is miso ramen!
It's not Japanese people's heart!
Of course, you know...
Egg rice is the best!
Egg rice is good!
Egg rice and UFO don't say anything.
Oh, I can't stand it!
I think we should do a dinner show.
Egg rice and UFO...
Finally, next week...
September 24th Tuesday...
At Akino Tsukai Arane...
To commemorate 100 times...
We did it!
To commemorate 100 times...
Live broadcast!
Next week, September 24th Tuesday...
Let's broadcast it live!
From 1 hour and 40 minutes to 2 hours and 10 minutes!
We will broadcast it live!
Actually, next week's live broadcast...
To commemorate 100 times...
The show we did at midnight...
Gaki no Tsukai Arane...
It's over!
It's the last show!
That's right!
Gaki no Tsukai from 1 hour and 40 minutes...
It's the last show!
Next week!
And!
In the fall...
October 20th...
It's a different day!
It's not Tuesday!
From October 20th...
To Sunday...
Shocking telecommunications box!
It's a different box...
So Gaki no Tsukai starts at 11 o'clock?
That's right!
Won't the title change?
Gaki no Tsukai Arane...
Gaki no Koshi Tsukai Arane...
That's an adult video!
I can't be in it?
What?
I can't become Konjama?
Hey!
For now, Gaki no Tsukai Arane from downtown...
Next week is the last show!
And the last show at midnight!
Look forward to it!
See you next week!
Goodbye!
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