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It's like I'm sick of it! I want to eat it up already!
Are you a monkey or what?!
Ok, Aki-chan and Kako-chan.
It's a fast-eating competition.
Today we've prepared a box.
Yes, yes, yes.
There are boxes from 1 to 8.
Each of you will choose a number you like.
And you will start preparing what's in the box for one minute.
In one minute, the person who ate the fastest and most food will win.
And the person who won last will receive something wonderful.
That's how it is.
Ok, then...
There are books, right?
Yes.
I'll say it for now.
There are two rounds.
There are two rounds?
Yes.
At times like this, I dare to choose number one.
Masumoto-kun, number one.
Yes.
Then I'll be in the middle and choose number five.
Yamazaki-kun, number five.
Yes.
How about you, Noriyoshi-kun?
Then I'll be in the end and choose number eight.
Number eight!
Let's go right away.
Ok, first round...
Bam!
This is tough!
This is really tough!
Shut up!
Come on!
Yamazaki-kun, number five.
Bam!
Yes!
Take it, take it, take it...
Noriyoshi-kun, please eat number eight.
Number eight!
Wow!
What's that?
It's a jumbo rice ball.
Eating fast is eating a lot, you know?
Yes, yes.
Eat fast and eat a lot, you know?
Yes.
Do you understand?
Then, in response to your requests, I'll give you thirty seconds.
Not one minute, thirty seconds.
Thirty seconds, thirty seconds, right?
How do you calculate this?
Well, if you drink one cleanly, it's one.
Oh, I see.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
Even if you drink it little by little, it's no use.
I'm sorry.
How do you decide who wins and who loses?
I drink milk only.
Is this one for one?
No way, no way.
Someone who doesn't know clearly doesn't watch this TV.
NEXT TIME...
Any other news? Any other news?
Updates to your service.
Disgusting!
Urias, you're disgusting!
Eww!
I can't drink it!
Don't spit it out, you idiot!
Time's up!
Yamazaki, you got one, two, three.
Well, at least you got three right.
Noriyoshi, you got four and seven.
Half tuna and one squid.
The winner is Noriyoshi!
I don't know what Matsumoto-kun ate!
OK, it's over!
Oh, I have something to say to our staff.
Please say it.
Are you going to kill me?! You're so patient!
Do you remember me?
What's your name?
I'm Moriyama.
Moriyama-san!
Yes!
Ready, go!
Is my salary cheap?
Time's up!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
You idiot!
That's amazing!
You know... I'm thirsty.
OK, let's do it!
"Hurry up, sea competition" second round!
Ready, go!
You bastard!
Time's up!
Stop dancing!
But you were thirsty.
But it's over.
Noriyoshi wins!
Noriyoshi-kun has won twice in a row.
Yes!
Wonderful!
Wonderful things have been prepared for you.
Yes!
What do you think?
You can even give up heaven's laws.
Excuse me.
Yes?
I don't know anything about divination, but if I get it right in one shot, please forgive me.
Yes, of course.
If you get it right in one shot, you can give up heaven's laws.
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's a winning product!
What's wrong with you?
What?
What's wrong with you?
No, it's not like that. It's something you can eat easily.
What's wrong with you?
A pig's face!
Ah, thank goodness!
At this point, the rights have been transferred to Yamazaki-kun!
I didn't get it right! I didn't get it right!
It's you!
I can't help it!
Hurry up and wear it!
Yes, yes.
Open it up.
What is it?
What's this?
Wow!
What's this?
It doesn't look like it, does it?
It's a pig's face.
A pig's face grilled in vinegar.
Yes.
This is the real one.
It's been skewered and grilled.
Yes, yes.
Please try it.
Yes, it's good.
What's with you?
You know it's good, don't you?
Yes.
You know this one's good too, right?
Yes! Yes!
It's good! It's good!
Yes, it's good.
Let's eat first and talk about it later.
Ladies and Gentlemen--
Don't you think it's a little weird?
Last week...
As we promised.
Last week we promised to change our clothes once.
I always wear a hat and you wear a suit.
I thought it wasn't interesting.
That's right.
I was told to change my clothes once.
Today I'm wearing his clothes.
He's wearing my clothes.
What's going to happen?
It's messed up.
It's good.
I always wear a tie.
Maybe it's a good length.
It's good.
It's long.
I think you're doing the right thing.
I think we should change our stand too.
Let's change it.
If you put it on TV, people will think it's weird.
Is it okay?
If you put it on TV, people will think it's weird.
That's right.
On TV.
Today you're wearing the opposite costume.
It's the opposite.
If you don't put it on TV, people will think it's my hobby.
No, no, no.
If I do this, you should say something.
No, no, no.
Before you say something...
No, no, no.
That's weird.
That's not weird.
I'm sorry, but I can't stand up and go back.
No, no, no.
I can't stand up and go back.
I've said it like a hundred times.
- Why? - Well, it's kind of weird!
- It's kind of weird! - This is a little wrong. Put it on a little deeper.
Wait! Wait!
Why are you flying?
Why?
Don't act like you're sleepy.
I know you are.
But it's hot in here.
Well, let's get started.
Yes.
What should we start with?
It's hot.
It's hot in here today.
Yes.
The summer vacation is finally over.
Did you have any fun memories during the summer vacation?
No.
You didn't have a day off, did you?
Yes, I didn't.
When I got out of the car, I had to get a new driver's license.
Yes, yes.
I was like this all the time.
You're getting a new driver's license now,
but I'm not worried about you if you tell me the truth.
Why?
It will increase your range of action.
I don't care!
I don't care about it!
I will never let you drive.
That's dangerous.
It's not good.
If you don't have a driver's license anymore, it will be difficult for you.
Yes.
It will be difficult for you if you suddenly ask for a driver's license.
Yes.
That's why you've been to jail for two days.
Yes.
You are treated like a criminal.
Yes.
Because you asked for a license for the first time.
No, I can't ask for a license because of the police.
You know what?
It's no joke.
What is it?
It may not be broadcasted.
What?
But it's funny, so I'll say it.
What is it?
Fireworks.
Fireworks?
Please show this to the media.
They will laugh at you.
I'm not watching it.
No, no.
If you are a person with a theme song, you should never do this.
We all set fireworks.
We went to a party somewhere in Sanjein.
And...
On the first firework...
We didn't play with it for a few times.
But the first firework...
It went up like "boom"!
And we said "Wow, it's beautiful, it's beautiful".
And we said "OK, let's do it again".
And we were preparing for the next day.
And when we picked it up...
It was on fire!
I don't know who bought firecrackers.
No, it's not like that!
The first firework went up like "boom"!
And it went up like "goro goro goro".
And it was on fire.
It was on fire!
No way!
I don't know that!
Did it catch fire?
It was burning in the grass.
It was burning in the grass?
It was burning in the grass!
And we thought...
What should we do? Should we put it out?
And we all said "boom"!
And it was burning like this.
And one of us went naked, and I'm not joking about this, but we did it with our clothes, "boom"!
It didn't go off at all!
Ah!
Boom, dogo, dodondogo, dodondogo, dodondogo, dodondogo, dodondogo!
Ah!
Subaru-san, did you realize that?
It was burning like this!
Seriously!
Don't tell this to anyone!
It was burning like this!
Grass... Grass?
Grass!
Ah...
I was like "what should I do?" and...
dogogogogo...
Don't say like you're lying.
Really.
Something terrible happened and I was like "what should I do?" and...
Oh, it's burning, burning, burning
- There were five fire engines. - Right. What did you do?
I thought it was dangerous if I ran away.
I ran away like this.
You ran away and now you're burning like this?
- You ran like this. - I did.
A police car comes and asks, "Is there anyone injured in this fire?"
I say, "No, I'm not injured."
If you're making fire here, please come out immediately.
Let's go, everyone!
I wanted to show that I escaped in a single car, but I escaped with everyone for now.
Did you go again after that?
No, I went to see it the next morning.
What happened?
The criminal returned to the scene.
Did you hit him?
Don't tell anyone about this.
It's a secret between you and me.
By the way, when are you going to get your license?
Well, next year...
I'm not sure yet.
Be careful.
Because you dropped me once.
Why?
I won't forget it.
When I passed the exam, I was running.
Then, a sparrow stopped in front of me.
I stepped on the brake because I thought I shouldn't pull the sparrow.
Then, the instructor said, "Why didn't you stop?"
No, no. The sparrow is...
You don't have a sparrow now.
Of course, of course. It's right in front of you.
You stepped on the brake in a meaningless place.
You shouldn't do that.
He said that and I was dropped.
Once?
That's why you should be careful.
I see.
If I were a sparrow, I would have stepped on the brake.
If I were a sparrow instructor...
That's funny.
When are you going to get your license?
The exam is in September and I have 10 hours left on the road.
I hope I can get my license by September.
I don't have much time left.
Can I do something for you?
What?
I'm going to support you getting your license.
No way!
Don't get in my way!
Why?
No way!
Why?
I'm begging you.
Do you know that?
When you get out of the road and people are standing on the crosswalk,
you can't stop the car.
Yes, you can cross the road.
That's why people who watch this show get off the crosswalk when you get your license.
- Welcome. - Hello.
- You're a trot singer, aren't you? - Yes.
You have glasses like Hiroshi.
- What's your name? - Michiru Tanioka.
- Do you have any other jobs? - Yes.
- What do you do? - I'm an assistant to other managers.
- What kind of music do you listen to? - I don't listen to any music.
What? That fake TV show?
What's that? "Nitte Yatteru Ikkaku Seikin Supermarket"?
That's a fake show!
It's a foreign show on a foreign TV.
- It's the same producer. - This show's producer is the same as that show's producer.
- It's the same! - What's his name? - Suga!
- Suga does that kind of thing. - And he does it proudly!
- And that show's number is... - Sorry.
Thank you very much!
- We can leave it like this, right? - If you bring this and bring that back...
- It doesn't make sense, right? - It doesn't make sense, right?
By the way, last week...
Well, it's been a while, but I've been watching it every week.
There were comments like "I'm looking forward to the 100th anniversary."
Well, we have a question for you two today.
Why do you call Kyoko Suizenji "cheater"?
It's strange, I can't sleep at night, so please tell me.
- That's what we asked last week. - That's right.
- In the end, we can't find the answer. - No, no, no.
- Today! - Yes.
- Just before we record this... - Yes.
We'll go to her place and see why she calls her "cheater."
- Let's watch it! - Yes!
Happiness doesn't come by walking.
So you have to walk.
Thank you!
Walking brings you happiness.
Well, thank you for asking such a young person.
Well, it says in this leaflet...
Is it because you walk fast?
Well, it doesn't matter, frankly speaking.
But, well...
To tell you the truth, this person wasn't born long ago.
Even if you make your debut...
She said it when she couldn't make her debut.
Even if you make your debut...
I'll always... My real name is Tamiko.
I'll never forget my little Tamiko's feelings.
So, "cheetah" is the real meaning of it.
This is me. I'm sure of it.
It's not Master Saeko. It's me.
From this kind of song, actually...
From the song "Suizenji Kiyoko", this part is...
"song by cheetah".
It's in English.
Young people, I'm counting on you for the harmony.
I'm counting on you, too.
I'm counting on you.
Well, if you have any questions...
I'll... I'll answer you right away.
It's really hot today, isn't it?
This is Master Hamachan of Pennem.
Thank you.
He's pretty smart, isn't he?
She's angry.
She's angry, isn't she, Hama-chan?
Hama-chan, you're the best!
Who do you think you are?!
Are you that great?!
No, she's a star!
She's such a great person!
Hama-chan!
No, that's fine with me!
She's my partner!
What?!
She's still angry, isn't she?
Don't read it!
Is Matsumoto-han still well?
Well, every week I listen to Kudo Shizuka-san's radio show.
In that radio show, it's all about downtown.
Kudo-san says, "I like you, Hama-chan."
Because you're funny.
Let's ride a carousel and play dodgeball.
Well, you said that before, didn't you?
At the time, I thought about riding a carousel in purple, too.
I said I'd go see it in the stadium next time.
Oh, I see.
Please do an interesting project that will surprise Kudo-san, who is such a big fan of you.
I see.
That's what you said, didn't you?
Well, if you're going to come, I don't have any money for this show, but...
Right?!
Oh, well... I'll bring you a postcard.
Oh, you'll bring me a postcard.
That's a bit expensive, isn't it?
No, I don't know about that.
Oh, you...
If you're free, you'll come, won't you?
Oh, right! To celebrate the 100th anniversary.
Right, right. We might do it, live.
But it's late.
It's 1.40 a.m.
It's live.
We're doing it live to celebrate the 100th anniversary.
But it's late and we might not be able to do it.
It's 1.40 a.m.
Who else wants to come?
Shall we just call for a meeting?
Takakura and Ken.
They're not coming.
What?
They're not coming.
What if they do come?
If they do come, we'll give you a big box.
Takakura and Ken will say...
You're so clumsy!
If they do come, I'll go to work and complain, right?
You'll complain to Takakura and Ken, too?
That's fortunate.
I don't know where you'll stop complaining.
I went to Tesco's room today.
In Tesco's room, there was Tecchan.
What are you talking about, Tecchan?
Let's go home.
I'll say it again.
Why don't you two talk here?
From nothing!
Sorry, I got a little excited.
What's with you?
Let's go home.
We can't stay here for too long.
No, we can't.
It's already 9.
We have to leave by 9.30.
Say something.
Seriously.
Let's go home.
Let's go home?
It's late. Hurry up.
Let's go home.
You look delicious.
Don't laugh.
Good bye!
It's dark!
Seriously?
I have an announcement for you.
On September 24th, Tuesday,
we will broadcast live
to commemorate the 100th anniversary of "Gaki no Tsukai".
On September 24th, Tuesday,
at 1.40 p.m.,
we will broadcast live.
It's only Honjama
who is doing this now.
You like Honjama recently.
No, no.
Well, it's true.
Honjama is doing it now.
So we will do it.
We will do it.
If you like,
please send us a message.
However,
we will broadcast from 1.40 p.m.
to 2.10 p.m.
only for those who can go home.
In addition,
to commemorate the 100th anniversary of "Gaki no Tsukai",
we will broadcast live
only for those who can come
to commemorate the 100th anniversary of "Gaki no Tsukai".
That's it.
I see.
Please send us a message.
We will do it.
Following Honjama.
You are persistent, too.
Honjama is Honjama.
Honjama is a good guy.
You don't have to say "Honjama" anymore.
Honjama.
You will say it for sure.