AISubs v3.5
It's the first time I've seen a kid using it and it's so hot!
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening.
Since you usually work so hard, I thought I'd treat you to a meal.
I see.
I'm sorry, but please come in properly.
I'm treating you to a meal.
Oh, I see.
It's rude of you.
I see.
Always treating me like this.
I'm sorry about that.
Well...
But...
I'll say goodbye.
Well...
It's 35 degrees in my room.
But it's hotter in here.
That's right.
And I have a sweater on.
Since we're all gathered here, let's do a quiz or something.
Huh?
It sounds like fun.
If you get the quiz right...
you can take your clothes off.
Really?
You'll get cool.
Really?
You can't do it like that.
If you fail...
you'll have to do it over and over again.
You can't say it's hot.
Eat up.
It's hot!
Don't say it!
You can't say it!
You can't say it's hot!
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So we're doing a quiz while we eat?
If you get it, say it out loud!
First question!
Yes?
What is the correct name for Japanese TV?
Yes!
Jam Sack Club!
Yes!
What's with you?
You got it, right? Not yet.
Japan...
Broadcast.
Hey!
What? Isn't it?
It's not!
Hey, stop it for a second.
Here you go. Please wear it properly.
Wow, that's ugly.
What was the correct answer?
Oh, you don't know?
Japanese television.
Bring it here!
I said it's Japan, not English.
The correct answer is...
Japanese television broadcasting company.
I don't know.
Am I good at English?
Of course you are!
Second question!
It's easy.
American store!
Yes!
Washington.
Correct!
It's correct. Let's take it.
Oh, thank you.
I thought you were going to make fun of me.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm always like this.
Eat it!
Eat it.
More and more.
It's hot, so give me some.
I'm not eating it.
Shut up.
Third question!
Listen carefully.
What is the official area of the building?
Yes!
Yamada-kun!
Lowest plus highest...
Multiplied by two...
It's wrong.
Um... you...
It's hot!
You're so funny!
You're like a mochi, you're so funny!
What's that?!
You're disgusting!
You're doing that on purpose?!
That's disgusting!
It's soccer, so in one game, the same person has to do the same thing!
Hat-trick!
Shut up!
That's enough!
Keep on listening!
Yes!
Hot!
It's hot!
Hot!
Let's continue!
4-digit number of a dial!
Yes!
Yamazaki!
0-9-9-0!
Correct!
You know only that much!
Here's your...
You... you...
Why did you come here?!
Who are you?!
I'm going to take off your clothes!
Let's continue!
Next question!
What is "a-s-c-o-g-a"?
"a-s-c-o-g-a"!
What is it?!
Japanese TV!
Cut it out!
"a-s"...
"a-s-c-o-g-a"!
"a-s-c-o-g"...
Asia Music Festival!
I knew you'd say it!
Let's continue!
That was Southeast Asia...
Former Japanese exchange student competition!
I don't know!
It has nothing to do with it!
Next question!
Welcome!
Says the famous...
Dirty comedian!
Who the hell are you?!
I don't know what I saw or what I heard!
I don't know anything!
Takeda!
I say it all the time!
I don't know anything!
You don't know?!
I don't know!
Incorrect!
What?
What's incorrect?
Who is this dirty comedian from Kansai?
No, I don't know!
It's correct, but it doesn't say his name!
If you can't say it's correct, it means you're incorrect!
Wait a minute!
I can't stand it!
So, who was the worst comedian?
The worst comedian was probably...
This pig!
Yamazaki-kun, it's you!
You have a bigger punishment.
Yes!
Well, Masamizaki-kun...
Let's celebrate for you!
Yes!
Yamazaki-kun, you're the best!
The best!
Happy Birthday, Yamazaki-kun!
There's one more, how about it?
You know, recently, you know, you're really into that kind of school, aren't you?
No, it's not like that. You know, Mr. Haminoge's husband has prepared a hat for you.
Well, you know, I don't think it's appropriate for someone who's really aiming for a Mona Lisa to wear something like that.
No, I don't think it's appropriate for a thief to wear something like that.
I don't think it's appropriate for a thief to wear something like that.
No, you'd look good in a tight suit, but I don't look good in that kind of school.
No, no, I'm really Japanese. I'm a single man.
Hey, don't ask me like that.
Why?
Because I'm Japanese.
I've had it with you lately.
You've had it with me lately.
Mr. Matsuno, what kind of person are you really?
What do you mean, "what kind of person am I really?"
That's probably because of my European style.
You've got a little bit of that in you.
There you go, you got hit for the first time.
I know you've got a little bit of that in you.
European style? No, it's not like that.
I remember you got eaten by the police one day and asked, "what kind of person are you?"
Don't say things like that.
Let's not say things like that.
You've got a single man's face.
You know, you look like a hero.
You look like you're about to transform.
You know, you look like you're about to transform.
I know you work this amazing out of nowhere!
I don't know about that.
Don't you?
It can be said like that.
Some people say that I don't like commercials so I don't wear make up.
I see that a lot.
- What do you do for a living? - Well, I have two films and one steel. I have three of them.
- Are you good looking? - Am I good looking? Of course I am a talent!
Come here! Are you Serato's brother?
I used to dream of driving a car and drinking whiskey.
I wanted to do a commercial for a car and whiskey.
I have this diary in front of me.
Mr. Matsumoto, I saw the commercial.
What is it about?
Is it about destroying Kagoshima again?
What is it about?
I heard it's about Toyota.
I heard it's about Toyota's day.
Is it about Toyota's day on the 12th and 13th?
Wait!
- I'm sure of it! - I'm sure of it!
It's only available during limited periods!
The comments are all about Toyota's day on the 7th and 8th!
But...
I like "house" commercials.
"House" commercials...
If you have some spare time, you can watch them.
- You have this, don't you? - I have this!
That's why I like "sirkey" so much!
- Like this... - I like "sirkey" so much!
And...
I like "sirkey" so much!
I want to do something like that!
There's a lot of beef in there!
There's definitely a lot of house.
There's also "taihi", right?
There was a problem with "pepsi" for a while.
I want to do something like that!
Really?
There's "senzai" and stuff like that.
You know...
You do experiments with "senzai" and "senzai"
You do it with "kutchi" and "kutchi" only dropped this much.
You do it with "uchino seihin dewa" and stuff like that.
Even with that, you say "it's going to drop, it's going to drop"
It doesn't sell much.
You should be more honest with it.
You do it with "kutchi" and "uchino seihin dewa" and stuff like that.
You say "it didn't drop more"
You say "but it's cheap"
It doesn't sell much.
It's funny, that kind of thing.
It's funny!
If I saw that kind of commercial on TV as an amateur, I'd laugh so hard!
It's really funny!
It's not cheap!
"senzai" doesn't sell much!
This commercial is funny! But it doesn't sell much!
But it's cheap!
You do experiments with "senzai" and stuff like that.
You do experiments with "kutchi" and stuff like that.
"Aojibu" is different!
You say "it's bad"!
You're not popular, so you can't do it!
You can't look so good like that!
It's not like that!
It's completely different.
Please try this.
Eh, this one?
You always say you want to play more and more.
Yes.
Well...
We don't have much time today.
What? Why?
Well, we just started, so...
What do you think the time limit is?
Well, now it's 7:38, right?
Yes.
Well, I think it's about 7:50.
Well, in terms of grace, it's just right.
Can we do it live one more time?
I don't know.
Well...
Can we finish it on time?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Even if you say you want to go home...
It's too late.
Even if you say you want to go home...
It's too late.
Can we do it one more time?
Well...
If you say you can...
We can do it, right?
Do it!
Do it with me!
Oh, right! We have a customer problem!
No, no, except for that kid!
Huh... 400 times!
Let's do it 100 times, shall we?
Well, well...
There's one thing I want to do...
I want to be an animal only kid's servant.
There are a lot of elephants around here!
There are more animals than dogs around here!
Shaa!
- Woof! Woof! - Woof! Woof!
They are barking.
I can't do anything about it.
They are talking and barking. I'm getting angry.
I want to punch them, but they don't.
There might be at least one laughing animal.
There aren't!
They laugh! They laugh loudly!
- What? - They laugh loudly!
- Really? - Hehehe!
- Hahaha! - What kind of animals do they laugh like that?
- Animals laugh like that! - They laugh but they don't, you know!
While making noise in the park, you may say, "Hey, look at us properly!"
If you say so...
Can you say it?
If you say so, it's funny.
The snake is broken like this...
No, no, no, no.
Where does it grow from?
Well...
As I said, we'll do it raw.
Right?
Well, if it's possible...
It's Saturday night, isn't it?
Yes.
Is there anyone who can come here today?
Are you looking at me?
I can't do anything.
What will you do when you come back?
Are you close?
Are you from the countryside?
Well, I've been here for ten years.
This is Nishi-shinriku, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
Can you walk back to Nishi-shinriku?
No way! You look like you're from the mountains!
Well, thirty is not enough.
It's kind of a waste, isn't it?
Yes.
What are you doing after you use this kid?
I smashed his car.
No, he said it before.
He said it before.
See, he said it before.
What did he say before?
What?
X-television?
Which one? Osaka or Tokyo?
Osaka.
Osaka. Oh, Kamioka.
He said it before Osaka X-television.
He said it before.
What?
Let's talk.
He said it before.
Do we have to drink it at this hour?
What?
One week in a row.
He can sleep as it is.
Mr. Toranei.
Yes, what's up?
You look angry.
Is it true?
Is it common?
Yes.
Mr. Toranei, are you eating?
What?
Ms. Keiko Mishima, you like music and movies.
What kind of movies do you like?
What?
It says "yoga".
Yoga movies.
What kind of movies do you like?
War movies.
Do you like violent movies?
Do you like platonic movies?
I see.
This is getting exciting.
It's not moving at all.
Let's talk again. Is it moving?
Right?
How long does it last?
It's a secret.
Oh, it's a secret.
That's it!
Well, let's continue our conversation.
Please go ahead.
Yes, let's go.
"Babababa" is how you say it, right?
Yes.
Hey kid, I'm always watching you!
It's sudden, but if you had two nights and three days to travel back in time, where would you like to go?
I'd like to go there.
Yes, yes, yes.
When I first got in the car and said "I just got in the car today!",
he said "Get me in!" and sat next to me, smoked cigarettes and burned my car seat.
If I could go back in time, I'd like to do it again!
I'd rather die than stay with you!
I really wanted to go back in time.
I got my driver's license and bought a new car.
You know, I was interested in it, so I only saw it before.
Then he sat next to me and...
Hey, are you hiding your luck or what?!
Hey you, you're naked and you're naked!
What are you doing?!
And you laughed at me!
It's as if I've been fooled by him until now!
I didn't do it on purpose.
You still have a lot of it.
I don't have any wounds.
This was a ballpoint pen.
I don't know about that.
Do you know why?
I don't know.
You said you were fine.
Shut up!
I'm going to hit you, idiot!
You hit me hard.
It wasn't a control but you hit me hard.
There was a ballpoint pen on the table.
I hit you in the head and it was stuck.
It's really stuck!
You said "ah" and took it off.
There was nothing.
I was glad you were fine.
But you were standing behind me.
You said "ah" and I hit you!
At that moment...
I thought you were happy.
Sometimes when I drink too much...
I have one more question.
If you have any painful memories about hanakuso, please tell me.
Hanakuso Soyoidenno alone can wake up a hundred years of love.
It's amazing!
When I was in middle school, a pretty teacher came to me.
From art school.
Everyone was talking about it.
During class, they were looking at me like this.
"Wow, he's here, he's here!" And I looked at them.
They were looking at you from below.
I looked at them and it was already Hanakuso Soyoidenno.
Like this.
Every time you talk, you breathe out.
Get used to it! Get used to it!
It's live! It's live!
That's right! I said it! It's live!
During class...
Is that thing even on?
It is!
But... look at it, you idiots!
You have to be careful with that.
Hanakuso Soyoidenno alone can't wake up a hundred years of love.
Even if you say it like that...
That's right! That's right!
Hanakuso Soyoidenno alone can't wake up a hundred years of love.
What are you talking about?
You know...
When you say "haaah!" and your nose itches...
And you think it's okay...
On that day, a "pong!" came out of your nose.
Kapiiii!
Your nose started itching.
Kapiiii!
Everyone was talking about good things.
History! History!
Kapiiii!
Until it hardens!
What time is it?
It's about time.
I'll clean up.
Um...
Yes?
It's over now.
What?!
Um... please go home.
What?!
Today, Mina-san will go home.
What?!
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
That's what happened today.
What?!
Why are you telling me to do it?!
Hurry up!
No!
No?!
But we have to close this place, right?
That's right.
Let's go home.
Ah, take the leather.
Let's go home.
I see, I see. What do you mean?
Yes.
What should we do with the one hundred yen? We've heard of "raw money".
That's right. What should we do with "raw money"?
"Raw money".
It seems like we don't know what will happen.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
What is the probability of it? How many percent do you think it will melt?
Well, it seems like it won't melt even by one percent.
There's always a way.
There's always a way, but there's no way around it.
There's no way around it.
There's plenty of reasons.
There's a possibility that a man in a black seat called you and set off a bomb in your office.
So, please move aside for a moment.
What kind of reason is that?
The reason for setting off a bomb.
The culprit is obvious.
I told you to move aside.
Well, well, for now, I'll think about it.
So, I think we should do it.
Bye-bye.