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A storm breaks out today as well.
Help me!
Ouch!
Stop it!
Help me!
This is so scary!
Help me!
Let's do it!
Do it!
They did it!
Awesome!
Do something about it!
It won't start!
Hit it harder! Hit it faster!
Awesome!
I'm scared!
Let me breathe!
What's wrong with you?
You were amazing!
Wow, Nasu!
Amazing!
How are you scared? Are you about to fall?
I'm scared of being shaken up!
What?
I don't know! Do it again!
Why?
What?
I don't know!
Why?
Throw me!
I'm scared!
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Help me!
It's disgusting!
It's good, it's good!
Thank you!
I'll come again!
It's good, it's good!
You're not being carried around much, are you?
Today as well, a fire breaks out in Uedo.
On the side of the Sugibachi mercenary, a fire rises in the heart of Omasa.
Whether heaven calls you or earth calls you...
Sugibachi, pick up what you can!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
Hey!
You're the president, aren't you?
Hey you guys, say something!
Say something!
Today, I thought I should say this.
What is it?
There are many people who spread rumors about Iran.
What rumors?
For example, that I'm a homo.
This is obvious.
What?
This is obvious.
What is obvious?
Your behavior is bad, isn't it?
No, no.
You're so rude.
You say, "It's rough!" right away, don't you?
What?
No one would do such a thing.
Shut up!
What are you doing?
You say it's rough, but you're doing this.
It's fine.
What makes me mad is that you say I'm taking medicine.
I see.
We both had it, didn't we?
You say it's painful and you can tell it by watching TV.
Your eyes can't calm down.
That's...
Hearing this makes me mad.
Look at me!
Come out!
I can't show you this side of me.
Hey!
You know, I'm not that arrogant.
Hey!
You're arrogant!
But...
Don't say that!
You said it and I said it, too.
Yes, you said it, too.
I don't care.
My manager said it.
Osaka people say it.
Tokyo people say it.
That's terrible.
People who have seen us in Osaka all the time say it.
Hey...
Don't say it.
Don't look at me as your partner.
Of course, I can say for sure that I haven't done it yet.
You haven't done it yet!
Well, a little...
Do it! Do it! Do it!
No, you haven't done it yet. I haven't done it at all.
No, you haven't done it yet!
If I have done it so far, what is it?
I have released a super powerful gag.
So what?
Do you feel the power of medicine?
No, you say things like that, so you say you have done it.
I don't know anything.
Even when you are talking, you say things like "um..."
You say things like "um..."
Um...
What is it?
That's why I have a German heart.
No, you don't!
That's right.
You are such an insult!
Article 29 of the Constitution...
If you say such a thing, you are an insult!
No, you don't!
You are just like that!
You say things like that, so you say you have done it!
No, you don't!
You don't!
You accept things like that easily.
Ah, I see. I don't know.
If you say "I am an angel," I don't trust you at all!
No, you don't!
You say things like that, so you say you are an angel!
You don't say it!
No, you don't say it!
Wait!
I want to say something like a kappa!
A real story!
I don't believe it!
You don't believe it?
Where did you see it?
Did you see it in my bathroom?
It's not fresh yet! It's not fresh yet!
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
He said it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you talking about?
You look like a mountain man!
You really look like a mountain man!
A mountain man doesn't look like you!
No, I'm serious! I'm serious!
You don't believe me, but I'm telling you!
You don't know what "mountain man" is like!
You're not a "mountain man"!
Come on, say it!
I'm sorry, "mountain man".
No, you're not!
I'm sorry for being this way.
I'm serious!
You're not a "mountain man"!
I'm serious!
Why did you come here and fall down?
I fell down.
What?
Where did you fall down?
I fell down.
Where did you fall down?
I was chasing a teacher.
I was in someone's butt.
I'm serious!
What?
You know...
This is a serious story, but it's a little scary.
My brother was studying in an orphanage.
Then, a dead old man said to my brother, "Get up."
Get up.
That's what he said.
That's definitely his voice.
That's possible, you know.
No, no!
That's possible!
You don't believe that your ancestors come back to the orphanage, do you?
The other day, I was watching Tonkikki.
He said, "Let's go to the desert island."
And there was an animal there.
Oh, I've never seen that animal before, Gachapin!
That's right, Mook!
It's you guys!
It was funny.
What were we talking about?
Do you believe that your ancestors come back to the orphanage, do you?
Ancestors?
I thought you might be right.
No, you're just being suspicious.
I don't usually think like that.
You don't think like that to anyone?
No, I don't.
I'm not as bad as you.
During that time...
You can do whatever you want.
What do you want me to do?
Nothing.
What do you want me to do?
Nothing.
Something you can enjoy yourself.
What do you want me to enjoy myself?
Oh, that hurts!
If you lock yourself up and think, "Oh, I can't do this anymore," you'll do it!
A jigsaw puzzle?
You're tired, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah.
You're tired from work, aren't you?
Yeah, I'm tired.
You're alone!
I'm alone because I'm tired.
You're alone!
Yeah.
You know that, right?
Oh, you're back.
You're back.
You're tired.
You're alone.
You're alone. What are you doing? Don't sleep!
That's right!
I said, don't sleep!
That's right!
Don't sleep!
That's right!
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
Listen to me, OK?
You're tired!
You're tired.
It's burning in here.
Huh? What is?
Your lower body.
Oh, it's hot in here.
It's burning! What will you do?
What will you do, I'm alone!
Take it off!
No, no, no, no...
It's hot in here!
Ah, never mind. Take it off!
Take it off!
It's too much!
It's here, it's here!
Nagata and Kaoru-san, you're 20 years old.
Is the Omron racing team ready for the circuit?
Do you still race?
Or do you want to race?
No, I don't.
Oh, you don't.
Do you have a favorite racer?
The Omron racer...
Who?
Jan Lamars.
What?!
Jan Lamars.
Jan Luke Pancha.
I don't know.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
They all have long legs.
Now, let's introduce ourselves.
How we go home.
Until now, we only thought about how we would go home.
From a different perspective.
Oh, is that so?
Well...
I haven't even given you a name yet.
Um...
It's pretty smoky in here.
On top of that, you're forcing us to go home.
But we're here. We can't stay here.
That's right, that's right.
You're looking at things from a new perspective, aren't you?
That's right. Even if we don't go home, the customers can go home.
I see. That's right.
This is a good idea.
Shall we try it?
I've tried it once and it's worked.
Today's customer was good, wasn't he?
He couldn't do it.
If that's the case, I'd like to interrupt you.
Why do you always put your tie in your pants?
Don't you like it? Do you think it's cool?
But does the world see you like that, Matsumoto?
I don't have any responsibility.
Hey, Hamada, what do you think?
What's with you? Don't show off!
I think I'll have to talk about this someday.
When the right time comes, I'll definitely do it.
Why?
It's simply a policy.
I want to tie it in a narrow place.
I know that, but...
I want to tie it in as narrow a place as possible.
I don't like it thick.
So I'll make it a little longer.
That's right.
You can take it out.
You can take it out, but...
I mean...
Look.
I knew it!
Look at this.
No one can keep up with such a person.
No, it's not like that, but...
No, I'm serious about this.
When I do this, my legs look longer, don't they?
What?
It's an illusion of the eyes, isn't it?
When I do this, my body looks longer.
This part is longer...
No, it's not like that.
It's an illusion of the eyes.
So, if you put it like this...
Well...
Kaoru from "Kanran Kibou" is 18 years old.
His pen name is "Hamada Nisei".
It's a long time ago, but...
Thank you.
When I got on the train...
What?
When I got on the train back from school...
An old man came and I just looked at his face for a moment, so I didn't know what was going on.
But when I looked closely, he was an old man no matter what I looked at.
He was wearing a skirt...
A beret...
A pocket with a lower shoulder...
And he was wearing high heels.
I was surprised at that, but I started talking to two foreigners in the same car in English.
And it seemed like we were communicating properly. I was surprised.
Have you ever met such a strange person?
There are strange people like this.
Isn't he a woman?
That's right!
His face is like an old man's.
He's an old man and he's wearing high heels and his English is good.
He's cool!
He's cool! Dangerous!
Dangerous!
He's a man.
He's a man in a bad way.
In a bad way.
There are strange people like this.
Have you ever met such an old man?
A man in a strange way...
You know, at the automatic silver shop at the station...
Give me 10 yen, give me 10 yen...
But this is you, brother!
Then give me 10 yen!
10 yen, brother, 10 yen...
There are a lot of old ladies who say that, right?
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
It's not only in Minami, but it's also in Umeda!
I've heard of it!
That's right, that's right!
Give me 10 yen!
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no!
Give me 100 yen!
Why not?!
Give me 10 yen, give me 10 yen...
It's not like Minami... Minami does it properly, you know?
Give me 10 yen, give me 10 yen...
But you know, I don't know if I can say this on air or not...
But you know, in the past...
There were people like that, you know?
People who slept at the station...
They saved their lives, you know?
Ah!
In Umeda?
In Umeda!
That's right, that's right, that's right!
You know, there's a school support center, right?
A school support center.
Over there, you know, there's an idol baseball tournament about once a year.
You know, that Johnny's one.
And that...
We did our jobs, you know.
You did your jobs, you know.
And there's a place called Umeda Month...
We'd go through Umeda's underground and go there in a hurry.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Because we couldn't make it.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
And you know, that school support center flow...
Junior high and high school students.
Yeah.
Because it's a support center, you know?
And we'd go out of Umeda...
And we'd go through Umeda's underground and go there in a hurry.
And we'd go through it and...
Did you say something bad?
Ah!
Yesss! I did it!
I ran out of there!
Catch me!
And you know what?
It was amazing!
I was like 'whoooa!'
I was about to collapse,
because of the cold air.
I was like 'whoooa!'
And I couldn't breathe,
and I was about to be pushed down by the steamroller.
At that moment,
a man who looked like he was sleeping in the station,
dug out a cardboard box,
and said 'no! you can't do that!'
And he held me in his arms,
and said 'look, you're all dirty!'
And there was such a beautiful path,
and I was held in his arms,
and I didn't know what to do!
It's true!
And when I thought about what to say,
I didn't know what to say.
You're so cool!
You're a man!
He didn't even tell me my name.
He only told me 'cardboard'.
No, no.
He didn't say 'cardboard'.
No, really.
Ah, I see.
It's true, isn't it?
Ah, I see.
It's true, isn't it?
Look, I really risked my life for it.
If you like,
Well, it's fine.
Are you going home?
Yes.
I'm going home!
Here you go.
Ready? One...two...three!
Good evening.
I have a wonderful present for you all.
You do?
Yes.
Take a look at this.
On my show, I made something like this.
What is it?
This is a well-known...
That's too long!
This is Perlman No. 2.
Since I made this panel, I'd like to give it to you all.
It's something we have in our mouths, so I hope you'll accept it.
Here you go!
The best little one is me.
Where did you come from?
Mr. Kitano's mouth is empty, isn't it?
Yes.
If you want this picture...
...please send it to me.
Please send it to me.
Yes.
Well, about this panel picture...
Speak properly!
Parman No. 2 is the best!
If you want this panel picture...
...it's now displayed at the bottom of the screen.
Please send it to me.
You really have that kind of enthusiasm, don't you?
Yes.
If you come to take it, please send it to me.
Thank you very much.
I'll be waiting for you.
Who wants it?
What's this?
I'll be waiting for you.
Why don't you sign it?
No, I won't.
As I always write in my diary.
I'm writing this in front of you now.
You're dirty.
Can I go out with you?
There's a lot of lies out there.
That's right.
It's not like that right now.
What if he doesn't come?
So until you come and pick it up...
I'm going to put it on my desk.
What should we do if he doesn't come?
What do you think about the earthquake?
If he doesn't come, I'm going to take this and...
Zoom in on the glass in the morning.
That's good.
It's better if you don't.
Anyway...
What should we do?
I'll be waiting for you.
Oh! Oh! It's really you!
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