AISubs v3.5
Ah, numbers are going well, and young people are coming. Wow, it's Farmer No. 2!
"He's playing the violin." "He's playing the violin!"
"What's wrong with him?" "Ah, he's struggling."
He's struggling. He's been quite manly lately.
"It's funny, it's funny." "It's because of the theme and stuff like that."
"Right?" "Today, we're covering it with lies."
We're going to talk about it with various directors and TV crews.
Here you go, you two.
"Today, these two will be the set." "Yes."
"Please." "Today, we're covering it with lies."
Taiwanese kickboxing.
These two will be covering it with lies.
We're going to talk about it with various directors and TV crews.
Let's ask our staff about how bad the weather is.
"Before we start, you know, there are fans." "Yes, yes."
"So we often go there by car." "I see."
So we're going to park here and go to the venue.
Who's going to park here?
"So we're going to park here and go to the venue." "Yes, yes."
"Why do you do that?" "I don't want to be surrounded by fans."
I'm not a fan of Saito-san.
I don't want to be surrounded by fans.
"I don't want to go that far." "I see." "Okay, say something. Say something."
"What I'm asking about is..." "Yes?"
"It's the opposite of business terms." "Oh, I see."
I went to see a make-up salon in Hiroto.
I don't want to be surrounded by women.
You don't want to be surrounded by women in Hiroto?
"What's that?" "I don't want to be surrounded by Roppongi."
"Roppongi doesn't mean anything." "No, it doesn't."
If anyone asks you, you'll know what it means.
Sometimes I say 'gas' about you, Suga-chan.
That's tough.
"Why do you make fun of me?" "I see, I see."
"You're angry." "Yes, I am."
"I'm going to listen to AD's 'odomoku'." "Yes, 'odomoku'."
"Recently, I've been doing a lot of work." "I see."
"I feel like I'm making a lot of money." "I'm working."
If you had a pen like me, you could make a lot of money.
"Is that what you're saying?" "Yes."
"I have this." "That's not what you're saying."
Hey, everyone.
This is the only advantage I have. Isn't that right, Sasoka?
Sometimes you can think like that, too.
That's why we're talking about this.
Now, we're going to talk about this.
Why we're in trouble.
"She's wearing earphones now." "Yes."
"How many times have we been ordered to come here?" "Yes."
If we're in trouble, we'll listen to this, too.
Now, let's go.
"I'm looking forward to it." "What are you going to say?"
Gillopon.
Excuse me! Can you take a picture of me?
No, I'm not going to go to a perm.
Which one do you want?
Can you take a picture of me?
Please draw me!
Which one?
The one in front of you.
The one over there.
Draw me.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me! Can you take a picture of me?
No, I'm not going to go to a perm.
Which one do you want?
Please draw me!
Thank you very much. Please draw me!
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When I was shopping, a high school student came up to me and said hello to me.
When I went to a party with my professor, he asked me to go home.
Are you happy about that?
I don't feel bad about it.
I see.
I'm sorry, but I'd like to ask you about your private life.
Do you have a girlfriend?
I don't have a specific girlfriend at the moment.
Are you that desperate for a girlfriend?
I'd like you to take some pictures of me.
Girl, smoke a cigarette.
I'd like you to smoke a cigarette at the end of your work.
At the end of my work, I'd like you to feel like you've done your job.
Would you look to your left, please?
Just like this.
I'm such a fool, aren't I?
Would you like me to change my clothes?
I'm sorry, but could you please change your clothes?
I'm sorry, but I'm wearing a bra.
Could you please change your clothes?
I'd like you to change your clothes.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
Let me wear the helmet.
OK, let me wear the helmet.
Put one leg up on the chair.
Do a pose like Mina and Hatoba.
Do I put my legs up like this?
Yes, like Hatoba.
Like Hatoba's pose?
Yes, like Hatoba's pose.
Like Hatoba's pose?
I'm sorry.
At the end, she said "ukiki, ukiki" and jumped.
She did it many, many times.
Could you do that "ukiki"?
I can't do anything.
Ukiki
Let me do it for a while.
Could you do it for us for a while?
Could you jump "ukiki" for a while?
A little higher.
A little higher is better?
A little higher.
OK!
Don't do it.
Oh, I'm sorry. One more time.
It's open!
Hey you!
What are you doing?
Hey you!
You!
No, I won't refuse!
Yes!
What?
I'll do it all!
I'm surprised.
You're getting better and better.
Thank you for coming.
Well, well.
I thought the last video would be a little strange, but please continue.
Turn the camera.
Ready, go!
Hey!
Hey you!
Don't get carried away!
Yeah!
Well, it's sunny again. Let's go.
Let's go.
Well, I haven't slept much since yesterday.
Why?
Well, I've been thinking about you...
I'm happy about it, but...
Just say it!
This is also a so-called "say it"!
It's hot, isn't it?
Isn't it particularly hot this year?
It doesn't matter all of a sudden, does it?
No, it's true. Isn't it particularly hot this year?
It's hot. It's hot.
Was it this hot every year?
Yes.
Do you turn on the air conditioner now?
Yes, I do.
What do you do when you sleep?
It's fun.
No!
Why?
When I was in junior high school, my family, my grandfather and my grandmother didn't die.
They just slept in the shadows.
It just so happens!
It just so happens! Why do you two die at once?
One of you died of sudden heart attack, but your grandfather and your grandmother died together, didn't they?
They slept in a room like this and ran hard.
I'm confident that I won't die even if I run really hard.
But you definitely won't die.
I won't die even if I sleep in an electric room.
No, you shouldn't take responsibility for that. That's wrong.
Is it?
That's human fate. It's just so happens.
Some people die of sudden heart attack, even if they're dry.
It happens!
Some people die of sudden heart attack, even if they're dry.
No, it really happens!
I trust you. It's the first time I've heard of it.
Some people die of sudden heart attack, even if they're dry.
I think so, too.
Because I get all the water out of me.
No way!
If you're thirsty, you should drink something.
It's not like you've been drinking it for a long time.
Why do you only drink this much of kotatsu?
Is this how you do it?
That's how I do it.
Is this how you do it?
No, it's not like that.
I'm thirsty, but you're drinking more than me.
Are you an old man?
I'm talking to you.
I'm thirsty, but you're drinking more than me.
It's not like you've been drinking it for a long time.
You're weird.
What about the 100th anniversary of "Gaki"?
I'm looking for it now.
I don't know if you can do it, but you can go on a ski trip for a few years.
You like it, don't you?
I want to go.
You don't want to go?
I don't want to go.
I think you'd look good in it.
What's in it?
You're afraid of flying.
You like it, don't you?
You're afraid of flying, don't you?
No, I'm not.
You're not afraid of it?
I'm afraid of it, but...
What's that?
You're a fighter, so you're afraid of it.
It has nothing to do with it!
You're afraid of it, and you shake it.
I'm fine with shaking it a little.
I knew it.
You look like Akara Sano when you shake it.
I'm just doing it because I'm afraid of it.
But if you shake it...
I'm sorry.
I really can't do it. If you shake it, bad air will go in.
I can't stand it here anymore.
I'm really scared.
Did I tell you? Three or four years ago, Claire...
On the plane on New Year's Day...
Before that, I was working in Osaka and was in the studio.
I was hungry, so I brought a lunch box in the plane and got on the plane.
There was a screen in front of me.
I felt like it was New Year's Day, so I opened it.
Last year, there was a big news.
It was about the sunset.
I couldn't do it.
I was like, "Please!"
It was like a fairy tale.
I was like, "Please!" and I broke my leg.
Let me down!
I really wanted you to let me down!
I wanted you to let me down more than a hateful man's child!
What did you say?
I just said it commercially!
You didn't say it!
I won't let you go until you say it!
I really...
Don't say it.
You know, Steadis...
I still believe in them.
When I go to their house, I say, "Welcome."
I always think in my stomach, "Is it like that?"
You're too naive!
Why do you think like that all the time?
When I get on the plane, I always think that I can't help it even if I fall.
It can't be helped.
That's right.
If you get on the plane and say, "Pilot! Pilot! Can I eat the candy you gave me earlier?"
The plane will not take off.
Take it off and eat it!
Wow, you're here!
You're here.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Are you a normal person?
What are you doing now?
I'm a student.
A student?
I think you're overdoing it at night in your school uniform.
No, I'm not.
What?
I'm quiet.
You're quiet?
No, no, you're not like that!
Do you have a boyfriend?
No, I don't have one now.
You don't have one now?
What do you mean? Are you breaking up?
When I was in kindergarten.
When you were in kindergarten? That's funny!
You idiot!
Thank you very much.
You're bold and wonderful.
Good evening.
I have something I want you two to talk about today.
And that is watermelons.
Now, everyone, let's get ready and listen.
So we're going to talk about this theme.
Listen up.
The first person who finds it will be called by that name.
I went to an uninhabited island.
Who did?
I went to an uninhabited island.
That was back in the end of the Edo period.
There was a place called Suribachi Yohei in the end of the Edo period.
You went to an uninhabited island?
That's right!
You shouldn't be cold like this.
Here you go.
What are you doing?
I'm taking this wallet with me.
Suribachi Yohei, are you here for fun?
I'm here for fun!
My chest is wide open!
What are you doing?
I'm taking this wallet with me!
You shouldn't be like this!
I see.
You shouldn't be in such a crowded place like this!
I see, I see.
That's what I thought!
That's what you thought!
My chest is wide open like this.
There's no one here!
There's no one here.
Right?
There's no one here, right?
That's right, that's right.
When I turned around, I saw Suribachi Yohei.
That's not true!
Is that all you can say?
There's no one here!
When I turned around, I saw Suribachi Yohei.
Ah!
You...
You were discovered by them?
Yes!
But you know, Suribachi...
You know...
Yes?
There will be fewer and fewer of them in the near future.
Really?
There will be fewer and fewer of them.
There are a lot of "fewer and fewer of them" out there.
What do you mean?
Because if all the grandmas who are alive now die,
there will be fewer and fewer "fewer and fewer of them" out there.
But...
What is it?
"Fewer and fewer of them"?
You know...
People like that use them, don't they?
What do you mean?
You know, "fewer and fewer of them".
"Fewer and fewer of them" will also disappear.
Really?
Yes.
"Fewer and fewer of them" will disappear.
It's a Japanese trait.
It will disappear for sure.
If pigs and pigs collide,
which one will win?
Oh, I see!
You should have decided on the strongest one.
I'm not interested in that at all.
What are you saying now, young man?
Why?
There are plenty of popular ones in Ujijima.
I will win for sure.
Who do you think will win?
Who is the strongest now?
The strongest?
Of course, the strongest now is Takahana.
I will win.
I will win twice.
You said "fewer and fewer of them".
I will win twice in a row.
What are you talking about?
I'm serious.
Damn it!
Takahana, you're busy, aren't you?
Can you do something about it?
What's wrong with you?
Are you watching me, Takahana?
I'm counting on you, Takahana!
Hey!
Takahana!
I'm counting on you!
Come on!
I'm counting on you! Come on!
Come on!
Are you a foreigner?
Come on!
But if you're a sumo wrestler, you can't win.
You're slow!
If I were you, I'd look at you, but...
Is that possible?
Are you stupid?
Are you a dinosaur?
You're slow! Look at me!
Shut up!
You're stupid!
You're a sumo wrestler!
You'll lose!
I won't!
If you grab me, I'll hit you!
You can't grab me!
What?
You can't grab me!
What are you wearing?
What?
What are you wearing?
You can't grab me!
It's my favorite party dress!
It's a wine dress.
You can't grab me!
It's my favorite party dress!
You can't grab me!
It's time to say goodbye.
Let's go! We're going home!
Help me!
That night, the dog bled.
It stinks a lot, doesn't it?
Let's go home.
It stinks!
Hello, I'm Henning.
Thank you.
By the way, let me tell you something first.
Next week, August 13th, there won't be a show on Tuesday.
What will it be?
Hitchcock Theater.
Oh, I see.
That's why we won't have it.
Oh, I see.
Let's all go to Jiroppon.
Sounds good!
We'll see you next week.
Let's meet on Tuesday, August 20th.
See you next week!
Goodbye!
Thank you!