AISubs v3.5
Which one of you is a hot guy!?
Hello!
It's been a while!
This hall!
But you know what?
I'm going to steal a painting now!
Thieves don't dress like this!
What is it? What is it?
Well, you know...
I gave you this look, but...
Oh, really? It's quite unusual.
Thank you.
What shall we do today?
We're going to do a survey of the audience.
I see.
Could you show us a little bit of it?
Well, I don't know if I should say this, but...
Do you really know that this show doesn't have any money?
Are you a kid or what?
So, today, I'm going to tell you what kind of man I am.
I'm sure both men and women are interested in this.
Right?
Each of you wrote your own answers.
Which one was the most popular among you?
What's your hobby?
My hobby?
Let me see...
What does it mean?
Do you want me to do it or not?
What is it?
Do you want me to comment on it?
Oh, I got it.
Yes.
Onani, right?
Yes.
Maybe.
He's a popular man.
I'm sure there are many things, but I'll try it too.
Isn't it golf?
Is it?
No, I'm a golfer!
Oh, is this your opinion?
That's right. I'm a golfer up until now.
I'll do onani, too!
I'll do it, too!
I don't mind writing "onani", but...
For me, golf is my number one hobby.
I can play golf or onani.
I can also sell and buy various things.
Let me tell you my strengths.
Let me see...
Smile!
No...
Wait...
No, no...
Does it make you feel bad?
No, it doesn't.
In the end, it's my dream to be in a Pocky commercial.
The smile after you eat it.
That's my dream.
Oh, is it?
That smile.
My motto is "kindness".
What?
Huh? Is that kindness for someone?
You're getting on my nerves.
Huh?
Is it kindness for someone?
It's kindness for everyone.
It's kindness for you, too.
Oh, is it?
What's with your eyes?
The number of times you hit me in the head yesterday...
I finally fell asleep.
Don't sleep with that!
There's no kindness for you!
Everyone just doesn't know it!
Oh, is it?
That's right!
What do you know?
This kind of person is a popular man.
Yes, yes.
Kindness.
I want you guys to use a stick or something like that.
A woman's kindness for a man is not as annoying as it is annoying for a man.
Even if you do something wrong, you want him to forgive you, so you run away.
It's natural for you to get beaten up when you do something wrong.
That's...
That's necessary.
I'll do it!
But you should admit it.
That you get beaten up for doing something wrong.
No, I like men like you who will forgive me even if I do something wrong.
Of course!
Of course you're naive!
He's wrong!
It's your fault! You're jealous of me!
That's right! You're jealous of me for breaking my nose!
How about this one? Does it look like Osaka?
Ladies and gentlemen...
But you know, I think this is a strange business.
- This job? - Yes.
Because there is no business like this between you two, right?
- I wonder about that. - If you think about it.
- Yes. - Right? - Yes.
So it's about how close you two have to be, right?
- Of course. - Right? - Yes.
So what I want to say today is why you say such bad things about me.
What?
What? You can say such things in school.
There is no business like this between you two, right?
- What? What do you want me to say? - It's your wedding night!
Did I say anything rude to you on your wedding night?
Didn't you say something like "fashion massage" or something like that?
I'm very angry!
I'm so angry that I can't stand it anymore.
If you say such things, I will...
I will...
I'm tired of you.
- That's one of your excuses. - Yes.
- Of course. - Of course.
You're so kind!
That's something you shouldn't do!
You shouldn't go to school together!
I'm not mad at you for saying such things!
If you say such things, I know a lot of bad things about you.
I know your past that you don't want to be touched.
- What are you talking about? - I haven't said it for a long time!
What are you talking about?
I know what's good and bad on TV and what's bad for people.
- I know. - I know.
- I know! - Yes.
- I know that your father was imprisoned! - That's enough!
I know!
Can you say that again and again in a different place?
As a pair of eyes, you are like batteries.
- Yes, yes. - Right? - Yes.
If you don't get along like that, you can't win.
- In both teams and in baseball... - We get along well!
That's why you shouldn't pull people's legs.
If you say that, you will only get caught for what you said in that program, right?
Hey...
I made a mistake.
What?
It wasn't you!
- It was you! - I'm sorry!
- I thought you were pulling people's legs. - That's not true!
- As an actor, you should pull people's legs. - That's not true!
- As expected of you! - That's right!
- Think about me. - What?
- Didn't your father get imprisoned in Hamada? - That's not true!
That's right!
- I also think you should pull people's legs. - Hamada...
But you made a mistake!
(Laughter)
Seriously, let's get along well.
Seriously.
But you don't have any friends, do you?
I mean, you get married a few times, don't you?
We got divorced on our honeymoon.
Oh, yes, when we came back.
It's no good for you two to stay together forever.
It's no good, it's really no good.
I'm annoyed, I have a lot of things.
Of course you're annoyed!
I thought we should stay together forever,
and when we went on our honeymoon,
she said something like "Hah!"
Hah! Go away!
(Laughter)
I thought we should do something like that.
If you marry someone like that for a different reason,
I'm going to be annoyed.
Seriously.
And then you got divorced.
Oh, yes.
I wonder if you two didn't get divorced
until you got married.
Of course we didn't.
When you're together, you don't get angry.
Oh.
You don't get angry, do you?
No, I do.
What?
You don't get angry?
I do, I do.
When do you start getting angry?
What?
(Laughter)
When do you start getting angry?
Even if you get angry, you don't get angry.
That's what I thought from the beginning.
(Laughter)
Oh, you started getting angry when you got married.
(Laughter)
Is that so?
No, I don't get angry when I'm with a man and a woman.
(Laughter)
But there are a lot of girls who can't stand it.
Girls don't get angry until they get married.
Oh, is that so?
Of course it is.
But you know, there are times when you don't get angry.
You know, you don't get angry, but you get angry when you take something.
Oh!
(Laughter)
If you do it like this, you should say "sorry, I'll do it like this", but you do it like this when you don't even want to do it and people ask you about it, it's really cool.
That's true.
It's cool even for men.
Yes.
If you do it like this, you should say "I'll do it", or "I'm sorry", right?
But girls can't do it.
Because you're one of the girls I've taught.
No, I'm not. (Laughter)
No, I'm not.
If you do it like this, you should say "what the hell is he doing?"
I think so, too.
But you know, sometimes girls don't like you.
You can't tell if a girl likes you or not just by looking at you.
(Laughter)
Some girls like you more than you think.
It's the same for girls, too.
When you do it like this, you can tell if you like it or not.
You can tell if you like it or not.
It's not worth it for you to do it.
I see.
Where do you like it?
In general?
Because many people like you...
Ah, now I like you!
You must like me!
That's how it is.
This is it!
Ah, now I like you!
(Laughter)
Good life.
Please take out the towel.
Good evening.
Are you an amateur today?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not. I'm just nervous.
What did you say?
Oshigoso?
OL?
Yes, OL.
Oshigoso?
What is oshigoso?
Don't say oshigoso!
You know what?
It's amazing that you can't speak properly.
What?
Do you understand?
No, I couldn't hear you.
It's the same as a doctor failing to speak clearly.
I can't take your life.
I can't take your life!
I can't repeat it with you.
I'm listening.
No, I'm serious.
How old are you now?
Twenty one.
You're an old woman, but you're getting married, right?
What about your boyfriend?
He's an employee.
What?
What does your boyfriend do?
He works.
Do you look down on him?
You're weird today.
Don't you look down on me?
I wanted to ask you.
I wanted to ask you if you looked down on me.
Do you look down on me?
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you.
Let me introduce you again.
Hiromi Kozaira, 23 years old.
I've been watching you since the first episode.
By the way, there was something like this in July 16th's "From A" article.
It's about late-night shows, but in the survey "What's your favorite show?"
"Gaki no Tsukai" came in second place.
"Kanossa" came in first place.
It's over, isn't it?
"Kanossa" is over, so you can say "Gaki" is the late-night king.
It's about "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Arahenne".
It's easy to introduce, but...
"Downtown" is "Imagashun".
Anyway, it's a big hit.
But it's about time it's dangerous.
What do you mean by "dangerous"?
This is what a 24-year-old man named "Pedro-kun" wrote.
So it's Pedro's opinion.
It's Pedro's opinion.
But we don't know if it's dangerous or not.
Right?
Of course we don't know.
We don't know what's going to happen tomorrow.
We don't know anything about this entertainment world and the number of people.
You know it, but you don't know it.
I don't know it, but you don't know it.
What? What?
What?
I'm telling you.
I'm not telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm not telling you.
You're crazy.
Did you know?
Macchan said he would definitely join "Birds of a Feather".
But if you want to know more about "Birds of a Feather", please send us a letter.
If you want to join "Birds of a Feather", please send us a letter.
Tokyo and Shibuya. Shibuya 1-1-4. Aoyama Flowerville 5th floor.
"Birds of a Feather" in Japan.
If you send us a letter this far, you can join "Birds of a Feather".
Would you like to join us?
No!
If you join "Birds of a Feather", you don't know what you will get.
What will you get if you join "Birds of a Feather"?
"Bird Keyholder"!
So you will give it to everyone who joins "Birds of a Feather"?
You will give it to "Keyholder"?
Yes.
And?
"Bird Ballpen"!
You don't know this?
"Bird Ballpen".
What?
"Bird Ballpen" is...
"Birds of a Feather" is "Ballpen".
What?
Even though you are "Birds of a Feather", you left "Bird Keyholder" behind!
You shouldn't say that in front of "Birds of a Feather".
Read it yourself!
Read it!
What is it?
Read it!
What is it?
Don't underestimate me!
Good evening!
I am Masumoto-san's cousin's wife's cousin's friend.
What?
So we have a connection.
We may interrupt you at any time, but thank you for your time.
Your cousin is probably...
Makoto?
Are you kidding me?
Wasn't it Makoto?
I don't know.
She is my wife.
I don't know if it was Makoto.
I don't know anything about her.
Yoshie-san's cousin's...
Satake-san's...
That's enough!
Get out of my way!
This way.
The way you go back.
The ending.
I've thought of a way of going back.
How about if Parman No. 2 comes out in a boobie costume and comes to save you two and leaves you behind?
To that person...
If we make him wear that costume, he'll really come down.
Shall we make him?
Shall we make him wear a boobie next week?
Like that black-faced guy in "The Fake Prime Minister."
The other day, around noon, me and a friend were sitting on a bench next to a kiosk in Shinjuku Station.
And then a lady from a shop came out of the kiosk.
I was wondering what she was doing, and suddenly she took out a trash can.
And then she took out a few magazines and read them out loud.
Not only that, but in those magazines, she also took out a new, beautiful weekly magazine.
She took out only two of them and put them on top of the magazine she was selling in the kiosk.
And then she saw the man who didn't know anything buy the magazine she had just released.
I couldn't stop crying.
And then...
You've got to be kidding me!
Have you been crying all this time?!
Who would do something like that?
You know, there's this thing called "mangarei."
Today's last word is "mangarei."
There's this thing called "mangarei."
Maybe I should put it in a book and ask people about it.
Mangarei?
Mangarei.
There's this thing called "mangarei" in the books you've bought.
And you read it and...
What's that?
Are there "mangarei" in all of the manga?
There are "mangarei."
You're reading it, aren't you?
Then why aren't there "mangarei" in the books?
When you open it, are there "mangarei" in it?
Yes, there are.
And?
When you turn the next page, are there "mangarei" running like this?
"mangarei" shouldn't be on every page.
That's why they run.
In the middle, "ah, station," "patan," and "mangarei" is in the same state.
I see.
I open it the next time I read it.
I see.
Shut up!
"mangarei" is scary!
Shut up!
The other day, you know, "gibo aiko" is there now.
No.
That great old lady.
I know her! "hagugi born"!
Yes, yes, yes! "hagugi born"!
Behind Izumi-san...
Well, there is such a thing, but...
There was a deceased younger brother.
And Izumi-san was crying.
And I thought, "That "hagugi born" is amazing."
"I want you to look at "hagugi born"."
I thought, "Why is "hagugi born" Watanabe-san looking at me?"
And he said, "Ah, I'll tell you later."
You know...
He said, "No, not here."
So I said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
And when I asked him later, he said, "You have a bad temper," behind Watanabe-san.
How do you say it?
You're not dead.
You're separated from women by doing terrible things.
His bad temper is behind you.
I'm sure you'll say it!
His bad temper is behind you!
Hey, call me next time, Jibo-san!
I'm counting on you!
"Obahan"!
You're "obahan", aren't you?
No, I admit "hagugi born", but...
You're "obahan", aren't you?!
Just say "sensei" for now!
You're "hagugi" because you're behind that "sensei", aren't you?!
I don't know!
What?
If you have a chance next time, please do.
It's good, isn't it?
Is that all?
Yes, that's all.
I'm getting ready to go home.
I'll clean up a little.
Come here!
What's up?
I want you to stand here today.
I'm going to leave here looking cool today.
Like a kabuki actor.
It's true.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Everyone, please come again.
Goodbye!
It's like stepping up and down from the ceiling, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Goodbye!
Is that all?
Good evening!
Yes.
So...
This week we went down to the bottom and came back.
Yes.
Next week...
Yes.
You will come and help us.
Oh, it's decided?
Yes, it's decided.
Oh...
So...
Number two...
Yes.
Will come and help us.
Yes.
We will ask number two to help us.
Yes.
That's it.
I think...
Tsuchi...
Yes.
You look like number four, don't you?
Well...
You are Paryan, aren't you?
Then...
You look like number two and number four.
From today, you are number four too.
Anyway, number two will come and help us.
Yes.
Please look forward to it.
Yes.
This is a postcard holder.
Yes.
To commemorate 100 times.
Yes.
This is a postcard holder.
I see.
Well, it's here but...
Well...
We don't have this yet.
You don't have it?
No.
Yes.
Then we will ask for it.
Please look forward to it.
Anyway...
Please look forward to it.
Until next week...
Goodbye!
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
I'm number two.
I'm happy.