AISubs v3.5
Nice aim, Matsumoto! On your way to becoming a hunter!
Hello!
Your face needs to show a little more.
Today you will be helping me on my way to becoming a hunter.
I will be singing "conditions", so do your best.
You do your best too.
I will do my best, but this is "maybe".
Fight!
What?
Sorry, it was my fault.
I shouldn't have done that.
You scared me!
I'm begging you!
I'm sorry.
You shouldn't have done that.
Why would I do that?
Right?
I'm sorry.
Go, go.
I'm sorry.
Then, no!
What?
That's a rule!
Oh, is that so?
Fight!
(laughter)
Hama-chan, Hama-chan!
(laughter)
That's not it!
What?
You have to go like this!
What?
You have to go like this!
Oh, I see.
Do you understand?
I don't understand.
Fight!
(Laughter)
It's a good one!
Wow!
Your face is like a pig!
You're a pig!
Don't say such rude things.
So, where are we today?
We're at Namco's company.
Why are you at Namco?
Well, you know...
What is it?
You know, right?
What is it?
That "haa" thing.
That game is only here now.
That's right.
So, I'd like to do some training here.
I'd like you to back me up.
Back you up?
That's what I'd like you to do.
So, we're here.
Now...
I'm going to eat something good!
That's not it!
(Laughter)
Fujinbon!
(Laughter)
(News, news, news, news)
So, we're still here.
There are a lot of games here that we haven't played yet.
Oh, I see.
What do you think?
It's like a country of dreams, isn't it?
You're kind of grumpy.
Why are you so down today?
(Laughter)
What?
Huh?
It's fine!
It's a contribution!
With that kind of energy, you'll lose to a pink phone!
(Laughter)
So, let's try this one.
This one?
Yes, I'd like to try this one.
"Haa"!
It doesn't make a sound.
(Laughter)
It doesn't make a sound!
(Laughter)
"Haa"!
It doesn't make a sound.
(Laughter)
Huh?
"Haa"!
(Laughter)
"Haa"!
These are unusual!
"Haa"! Haa"?
Damn!
This is delicious!
(Laughter)
It didn't fit me at first!
It's too low.
How can it be!
Damn! It's too low!
You are going to get it!
"Haa"!
This is the "Anokinero" snack.
I hate it!
Can you eat it, can you eat it?
Yes!
No, it's game over.
What?!
It's game over.
Forty to one hundred and eighty.
Why are you saying that?!
It's good.
Actually, I don't really want to play this game.
This is interesting.
Right now, Namco's biggest push.
No way, this doesn't look heavy at first glance.
This is done with an electronic precision machine.
Aren't you touching it with your hands?!
Isn't it electronic?!
This monkey...
Why do you keep pushing it?!
It's a lucky monkey that you can hook onto a net.
This title is interesting.
Let's try it out.
What do you do with it?
You dig it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
There you go!
It's tough.
Eh, that's it?!
Namco!
That's it!
And with that...
Eh?
You have nothing to do with this!
It's fine, it's fine.
Let's do it one last time, just you and me.
Ha!
Even if you don't say it, it'll come out.
Ha!
Even if you don't say it, it'll come out.
Ha!
Even if you don't say it, it'll come out.
Ha!
- Ah, only two shots. - Only two shots, so you have to do it in one shot. - Yes, yes.
Hurry up!
- It looked like you hit it just now. - Didn't I? - Yes.
Next, leave it to me.
What are you doing?
- Stop it! - Why should I stop it? - Why are you shooting with a silver bullet?
- I'm exhausted. - Well, let's do our best to talk today.
- We don't have much time, but... - We don't have much time? - We don't have much time.
- It will end at 8.30 p.m., so do your best. - Wait a minute. - What? - It will end at 8.30 p.m. - It will end at 8.30 p.m.
- Oh, really? - No.
What are you doing?
If it doesn't end at 8.30 p.m., it's over!
- I'm Denjiro! - Otama!
Otama!
- Kitsuo! - Hey, hey, hey.
You've been singing forever and I can't skip it!
- Well, you know... - Yes?
You know, I get letters.
Lately, I've been wondering...
Which is the leader?
Is it you?
I'm wondering if it's okay for me to point out the leader.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, it is.
- Oh... - And this...
- It's not like you're going to point it out. - No, no.
If the leader is decided, even if it's only a little, the gala will change.
Because you're the leader. There's a little movement in that.
Well, I... I thought you were the leader.
I can't say anything about this.
This is how you put your hand in your pocket.
That's what you think, right?
Well, but that's...
Well, it may be up to you to decide.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- That's... - Also, when you think of a leader...
For example, if you say "go-ranger"...
- "Aka-ranger". - It's "Aka-ranger".
- That's right. - "Aka-ranger" is a little manly.
His eyebrows are also thick.
If you say it like that, it's pretty me, isn't it?
That's you!
That face is cool! No, it's scary!
No, no, scary is one of the leaders...
Well, it's me.
- For example... - Yes?
- For example, you say "cool five", right? - Yes.
- This is... who and what? - Uchiyamada Hiroshi.
Uchiyamada Hiroshi and "cool five".
Why is Uchiyamada Hiroshi the leader?
That's why he's been bringing up this whole "shall we do it?" thing.
He's the one who brought up "shall we do it?"
He's the one who said "shall we do it?" first.
Why me?
I'm the one who got you into printing companies.
If I hadn't said a word, you'd have been in such a hurry.
I didn't know you were so interested in printing.
I know how you do it, but I didn't know you were doing it like this.
I haven't given up my dream of becoming a printer yet.
You haven't given up your dream?
I haven't.
Can you do it anytime?
A lot of printing companies are gathering in front of me.
I'm sorry.
I'm afraid of your professionalism.
Can you stop it?
I said "shall we do it?" because you failed yesterday.
That's right!
You know Jun Fujimaki, right?
He's actually a cutler.
He even appeared in a commercial and exposed himself.
Even though he was in a studio, he was like...
Stick it out!
You know, this guy has a habit of telling people who aren't bald "Stick it out!"
I've been told that a lot, too.
Who was it yesterday? Was it a girl in a costume?
Stick it out! Put my socks on!
Oh, you're bald!
When I said that, Fujimaki Jun came out!
No, no...
He came out because of himself!
He came out because he was called!
Stick it out!
No, no!
Fujimaki Jun came out because he was called!
Stick it out!
No, no!
He was so cheeky with me.
We were both wet.
He told me to put on my underwear beforehand.
If it was his underwear, it would get wet and I couldn't go home.
So I took off my underwear and put on his underwear.
Put it on!
I took off my underwear and put on his underwear.
Put it on!
I took off my underwear and put on his underwear.
My underwear!
No matter who saw it, it was my underwear!
It was like a ball of wool!
This guy knew about it and took off my underwear.
He came up to me and said, "Is this my underwear?"
I said, "No, it's not mine!"
You were about to take it off.
I was about to take it off!
"No, it's not yours, Hama-san!" I said.
Why didn't you say that earlier?!
He took off my underwear and put it on the girl in the costume!
Stop it!
My underwear got wrapped around his neck!
Why didn't you do that?!
The girl's hair turned black.
- Out of fear? - Yeah.
- What should I do to make you understand me? - Laugh at me.
- I don't know, but my panties are probably poop water. - Don't worry about it.
- I feel sorry for you, but I don't want you to do it. - Why do you say like that?
- Are you mad at me? - I'm delicate.
- If you were brave, you'd do it, but you're a trans man, so it's better for you.
- Looking at you like that, I think you should stop it.
- No, I won't. - I'll be your leader from now on.
- I don't care, but you should come on time.
- I'll be your leader from now on. - Idiot!
- Of course you should. - You should come first.
- You're my leader? - Of course you should. - I'll be your leader later. - I don't care about that.
- You're my leader. - I don't care about that, but you should come first.
- I don't want you to do it. - Idiot!
- You're not hungry, are you? - No, I'm not.
- A leader is a person who... - That's not what I mean.
- Even if you're a leader, you shouldn't sit like this. - I don't care about a leader.
- A leader is just a name. - Even if you're a boss, you shouldn't sit like this.
You shouldn't sit like this. You shouldn't sit like this.
- A leader should be the last one to stand. - No, you shouldn't.
I don't want you to do it. I don't care about it.
I'm going to make everyone laugh with my dinner joke.
- What's with that dinner joke? - It's not a dinner joke.
- What's with you? - Huh?
- Here you go. - Hey!
See? He's here.
- I feel relieved. - Right?
- Oh, Shirozo. - No.
- What do you mean, "no"? - Do you want to talk about something?
- Oh, but you have something like this. - What do you mean?
- You know, people like you write history books.
- Yes, yes. - Um...
- He lives in Shigaura. - Oh, I see.
- His name is Sagamoto Mariko. - His father is called Mitsuo.
- His name is Mitsuo. - What?
- That's dirty. - What about his mother?
- Her name is Yoshiko. - Oh...
- What does that mean? - Well...
- He's healthy and well. - Yes.
- He died pretty early for someone like that. - Yes.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- It's flashy. - Right?
- Here you go. - It's shiny.
Your pelvis is strong.
Right?
Did you work as a pelvis minister?
I'm sorry.
Did you own a pelvis shop or something like that?
Did you own a pelvis kingdom?
Did you own a pelvis village or something like that?
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you.
What's this?
Open it yourself. It's for you.
It's not for others.
This is a big reward for you.
I think you should do it.
For your father and mother.
Congratulations.
You have been selected for the 8th Marukome Army Recruitment 4th Class Preliminary Examination.
Here is your guide for the Preliminary Examination.
I didn't say anything, but I automatically passed the 4th class examination.
You passed.
The day of the exam, you should wear a bald head.
You should wear a Marukome-kun T-shirt.
- That's not good. - No, you should wear it at the reception.
When you receive it, you will be given a Marukome- kun T-shirt.
And a short pants.
This is prepared for you.
I will pay for the transportation, so please accept it.
That's amazing.
Right?
How many will come?
How many...well...
Out of the 25,251 applicants from all over the country...
Your children have excellently passed the preliminary round of the fourth round...
...and have been chosen as the final 50 applicants.
I would like to announce and congratulate you from the bottom of my heart.
I can't participate. I have to push them away.
That's amazing.
50 people...50 people have entered.
Yes, 50 people have entered.
That's amazing, isn't it?
You know, I can't go on this day.
What?
This again?
What?
It's true, isn't it?
This again?
I know it's the other way around.
I can't go, but my father and mother can't come, right?
What?
Nothing like that.
You're talking nonsense.
I said I would go.
You're my father, aren't you?
Are you going to make fun of me?
Damn it!
Go!
I'm not chosen, so I can't go!
You should turn yourself in.
Why should I turn myself in?
You're weird.
What a waste.
Why is it a waste?
Right?
What?
Right? You came all the way here.
I can't go.
Let's go to Haragi.
I can't go.
Let's go to Haragi.
I can't go.
No, you can't. You came all the way here alone.
You're weird, but you're weird.
You're always like "I became a bald man".
Oh, yeah.
Why do you call Markome if you say "I became a bald man"?
If Markome says you're a bald man...
You call me "bald man", don't you?
When you're in a racing game and they call you "bald man", do you call Markome "bald man" too?
Do you?
Oh, yeah!
It's funny!
Let's make a circle with a pose!
A pose is a circle!
That's right!
Hey, pose!
Make a circle!
You can't say it like that.
Yeah, I can't say it like that.
Keep your head down.
You can't say it like that.
Let's go with "hagaki".
What?
Yes, "hagaki".
No, I really...
Pen name... What is it?
I don't know.
Good evening, Hama-chan.
I always enjoy reading "Gaki no Chikai".
Do you often dream of being a celebrity?
The other day, when I called my mother in my dream,
Koyanagi Rumiko came out wearing something like sukesuke's necklace.
Since then, when I see Koyanagi Rumiko, I can't think of anyone else.
Like you, Hama-chan, do celebrities and celebrities come out in their dreams?
Has anyone come out before?
What is this?
This is there.
This is famous.
Yashiro Aki came out.
Ah, Yashiro Aki.
Hey, you don't seem to know about Yashiro Aki.
He came out many times.
What is Yashiro Aki like?
I wonder if he was married and had a lot of money at that time.
Sake is a warm scent
Fish is...
Are you going to sing while singing?!
Are you going to do such a busy job?!
Why are you singing while singing?!
That's enough!
Sake is a warm scent
That's enough!
It's disgusting!
If you sing while singing like that...
That's enough!
You're like a double M again.
Shall we disband now?
Not yet!
No, we talked a lot today.
Yes.
Not yet! Not yet!
He's angry! He's angry!
No, I'm not!
Not yet! Not yet!
You may be a man and I may be a free man, but...
Let's go home.
Yes.
Let's go home.
Good bye!
Let's all dance with us.
Yes.
They are embarrassing.
Is it working?
Kiss of the first love
Change it!
Why don't you change it?
Good evening.
Well, it's about time.
Yes.
Since it's 100th anniversary.
Yes.
It's a plan for 100th anniversary.
Yes.
We're looking for ideas like "How about doing this?"
Yes.
More and more.
Yes.
They're coming, but they're trying to involve themselves.
You guys have nothing to do with 100th anniversary.
Who are you guys?
Viewers.
You guys have nothing to do with us.
You guys...
Well, I'm not sure about that.
I'm not saying we'll do that.
But we're looking for ideas like that.
Yes.
We're also looking for assistants.
Yes.
Well...
We've been writing in various ways since 100th anniversary.
Yes.
We're looking for ideas like this.
We're looking for ideas like that.
More and more.
We've been writing in various ways.
Well, we're looking for ideas like this.
Thank you for listening.
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