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[Ladies and gentlemen...]
- We don't have an opening today, do we? - No, we don't.
- What are we doing? - Well, you'll see it in a minute.
Today, we're going to show you a little bit of our documentary, "Hamada-bun no Doki", which was featured in "Kin-chan Hashiru Ni".
- Could you pass me the monitor, please? - What are you so excited about?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
She's here for "Kin-chan Hashiru Ni"!
The Story of a Boy Who Lost His Mother
Can I go home?
No.
You said you were different from before.
You're too early.
Why did you say you were different?
Take a picture of me.
Dad.
Yes?
The Story of a Boy Who Lost His Mother
You don't like it?
No, I don't.
The Story of a Boy Who Lost His Mother
I know what you're going to do.
The Story of a Boy Who Lost His Mother
You're going to run away.
I don't like it!
No, no.
I'm just going to run.
Nobody will know.
Ouch!
I'm going to run.
Which one will you run?
I have a variety of collections.
I'll run both of them.
See?
See, Hama-chan?
What did you do?
You're good.
You're cooler than me.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
We're almost there.
This is comfortable.
This is it.
This room feels like home.
Yes, it does.
Let's go.
You're late.
I'm not late.
You're funny.
Thank you.
I'm not asking for your size.
Thank you.
You're funny.
You're nice.
Let's run.
Good.
Take it.
White.
White is good.
Yes!
Thank you for the meal.
No, no. You didn't tell me.
You're wearing a costume. It's unusual.
It's good.
White.
White is good.
He's really good.
Thank you for the meal.
Let's do our best.
Can you show me once?
Please!
Let's do it.
OK.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
You're overdoing it!
(Laughter)
Thank you very much!
(Laughter)
One more time!
(Laughter)
What's wrong with you?
(Laughter)
Go home!
You're moving too fast. Can you go home a little slower?
(Laughter)
Go home first!
(Laughter)
Why do you keep doing this?
(Laughter)
You're moving a little slowly.
That's right. It's scary because you're moving too fast.
I'm nervous.
(Laughter)
You're moving a little slowly.
(Laughter)
Thank you very much!
(Applause)
Thank you very much!
I'll be waiting for you next week!
(Laughter)
Thank you very much!
You should go next week!
You're so funny!
(Laughter)
Anyway, I finished my work.
I'll be waiting for you next week!
You're so funny!
(Laughter)
You're so funny!
(Laughter)
You're so funny!
(Laughter)
That's enough!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
- Well... - Yes.
- Anyway... - Yes.
- You'll do it next week. - What? (Laughter)
It's enough for one time like this. I don't need to do it twice like this.
- When we met in my dream, you were recording a short story. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I thought "Oh, it's finally over!" - Then my staff came.
- Well, let's go. (Laughter)
- You shouldn't have done it like that! It was your dream! - Whose dream?! (Laughter)
- You said it yourself! - You're a dreamer. (Laughter)
- Tama-chan... - Don't touch me! (Laughter)
- This room where I'm running and where Kin-chan is running... - Yes.
- Kin-chan will be running next Thursday. (Laughter)
- Everyone, please look at this. - Yes.
- Then I'll lower the monitor a little. - Will you lower the monitor? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Hey, you! - What?
- You know what? - What?
- I'm going to train before the round rice. (Laughter)
- No, no... - Why?! (Laughter)
- There's nothing like round rice in the world! - There is! (Laughter)
- There is! - There's no such thing! - What are you saying?! (Laughter)
- The commercial for round rice is like a box with "round rice" written on it and I'm running like this! (Laughter)
- You'll do it, too! - No, well...
- Mom, I'm sorry... - What are you doing?! (Laughter)
- I'm sorry, Mom! (Laughter) - Don't you look like me?! (Laughter)
- Doesn't anyone know?! (Laughter)
- Oh, Mom... - No, it's God's work! (Laughter)
- No, it's God's work! - You ran in the neighborhood and you went out and trained!
- I didn't go out and I didn't train! (Laughter)
- I sent a message! (Laughter)
- It's already the end of this month! (Laughter)
- What am I looking at?! (Laughter)
- You're looking at me! (Laughter)
Don't look at me like that! (Laughter)
I can't pull it out!
I'll do it! (Laughter)
I'll do it!
I and the staff will do it!
I can't do it!
I can't! I can't! I can't!
I want you to pull it out lightly!
It's plastic! (Laughter)
I think there are three or five people in total.
There's an old man over there who's auditioning.
He's sitting there and the kids are dancing like this.
You're sitting there like that, too.
And there's an old woman next to the kids.
At that time, I was sitting next to them like a mother.
(Laughter)
Like my love.
Are you in there? Are you in there?
Tell me you're not in there! I'm in there, too!
And you're a mother!
(Laughter)
Well, well, you're my mother. (Laughter)
There are people like you.
Oh! (Laughter)
So let's practice before that.
Run properly.
No, no, no.
Be strong and energetic and say "kya-kya"! (Laughter)
You're a kid, so say "mukya"! (Laughter)
That's fun and... (Scream)
(Laughter)
Do you understand? Your hands are like this, too. (Laughter)
Who are you to say such things? (Laughter)
Can't we do it together?
What?
Can't we?
No, I don't know. Can't we do it together?
No, we can't.
We can do it together!
No, we can't!
Yes, we can!
(Laughter)
We can do it together!
(Applause)
We can do it!
Why can't we do it?
That's obvious!
You know how I feel, don't you?
No, I don't know at all. What is it?
For ten years, you and I have been together.
(Laughter)
No matter how hard it is or how grateful you are, you and I are together.
(Laughter)
That's why I'm telling you.
Do you remember?
What?
When we couldn't eat together.
(Laughter)
Think about it!
(Laughter)
I don't know at all.
What?
I don't know at all. I haven't rested at all.
I don't know.
I probably don't have the stamina for it.
No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
What?
Yesterday in Fukuoka, I was completely exhausted.
No, it has nothing to do with it!
This guy, you know...
He's going to a local government like Fukuoka, isn't he?
He's really arrogant!
(Laughter)
Let's go together!
You guys, don't mess with me!
(Laughter)
Let's go! Let's go!
Yesterday's "Rainbow Japan Broadcast" in Fukuoka...
I went there...
Wait!
Don't talk!
Like a new singer, like an idol singer...
Don't talk!
Don't talk with me!
(Laughter)
When we entered the studio, we were recreating it.
It was set up.
And it was like "Downtown"'s "All Kyushu Laugh Championship"...
It stinks, doesn't it?!
(Laughter)
But that's okay!
(Laughter)
And the director is on stage, and we're rehearsing in the audience seat.
And then, when the music starts, Mr. Atano comes out and explains...
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is.
"This guy...
Is this where you sell it?
I'm asking you for advice. Is it around here?
(Laughter)
And in the meantime, the customer asks me, "Are you doing this?" (Laughter)
"Me?" (Laughter)
"What are you doing?" "It's you, you have a bad attitude."
This set is a little rural, so it's a little rural, isn't it?
"It's a dirty set, isn't it?" Looking at it like this all the time, I laugh out loud. "Isn't it you?" (Laughter)
"It's you!" "No, it's you!"
"When I explained it to you, you kept laughing, so I thought it was strange." (Laughter)
"What? What? What?" I said, "Is the set tight?" (Laughter)
"You're a makeup artist, but you say something like 'it's a rural thing' and it's painful." "It's you!" (Laughter)
"It's true that you're a little angry." "What's angry?"
"Makeup is just putting on some foundation." "Normal eyebrows and stuff like that."
It's like that, but you can't put on any foundation.
"And at the end you put powder on it." "Yeah."
"Isn't there any powder?" I said, and the customer said, "Huh?" (Laughter)
"P-p-powder?" (Laughter)
"Do you know what it is?" "It's powder! Don't you know?" "What did you say to me?" "Is it mentaiko?" (Laughter)
"What are you doing?" "Why would you say something like that?"
"What do you think you're doing?" "What do you mean?" "No, it's true, it's true."
"That day, I was on the plane." (Laughter)
"I was so angry." "The man next to me." "The man next to me sat next to me."
"We're sitting next to each other right now." "Yeah." "The man next to me sat next to me."
"His breath stinks!" (Laughter)
"It's amazing!" (Laughter)
"And his nose is clogged!" (Laughter)
His nose is clogged!
Don't suck your nose, mister!
"And..." (Laughter)
"And when I came here..." (Laughter)
(Laughter)
"He fell like a god!" (Laughter)
His nose is clogged!
"It stinks! Come here!" (Laughter)
"And when I stepped on the 11th floor..." (Laughter)
"His nose is clogged!" (Laughter)
"And it really stinks!" (Laughter)
"Pah! Pah!" (Laughter)
"Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong!" (Laughter)
I was like a demon.
And at night, he appeared and said,
I'll grant you three wishes.
First, I want money.
"Second, get me out of this world!" (Laughter)
"And finally, he gave me a new partner." (Laughter)
"Because of my second wish, you're gone." (Laughter)
"Shut up!" (Laughter)
It's hot.
Oh, you're wearing a mask.
"Yeah." (Laughter)
"Oh, you scared me!" (Laughter)
What's going on? What's going on?
Oh, hello.
"It's Noriko Watanabe again!" (Laughter)
- Is that you, Riria? - Yes.
What's up with you?
- Huh? - No, no, Riria, listen to me...
- No, I mean, you wanted to be on the show? - I did.
- A crappy show like this? - Yes!
That... you know...
If I remember correctly...
- The one with the low-pitched... - The one with bad manners...
That... you know... I was so scared! It was like an ocarina performance!
- That... you know, the ocarina would come and... - The ocarina!
- It would wake you up! - Yes, yes, yes.
"Where have you been?" I said, and when I picked it up, there was a bear under my eye and I couldn't say where it was.
Thank you for your time. Would you like to read it?
What?
No, it's over.
Already?
Yes.
Can I have this?
No, you can just bring it and it's over.
Won't you read it?
No, I will read it!
What about me?
I don't want it!
I'm sorry!
You don't want it, do you?
No, I don't!
Until now, celebrities have come to my house, but you're the first one who's been so persistent.
No matter what...
But I'm sorry about this.
I understand.
But I love you.
Thank you for being so funny.
You're funny, too.
I'm a big fan of you two.
Yes.
Please make me your teacher.
Why?
Why do I have to be your disciple after ten years?
What are you talking about?
It was a little funny.
No, it's funny!
What are you talking about?
Well, I...
When I first came here, I didn't know anything about Hagakini.
I didn't know anything about it at first.
I looked at him and said, "Please make me your teacher."
What?!
Don't lie to me!
Who were you a disciple of?
Now?
When we first came in, we were asked if we would become Shinryu or Hanshin Gyojin.
Yes, we were asked that.
Now?
Do you have one now?
You know, it's better to say it later.
Why?
Just in case.
I don't know who you're talking about...
Well...
Hanshin?
You know, there are a lot of people.
What are you talking about?
Who do you have?
Don't stare at me! What are you doing?!
No, no, no!
I'm not done talking about it!
What?
I'm not done talking about it!
That was funny.
I'm satisfied with it now.
Don't say things like that!
Don't say things like that because you don't like it!
What are you doing?!
Don't break my bogey!
It's not a bogey or anything!
Huh?!
If it was a bogey you were satisfied with, I would have said it, too!
What?
What?!
No...
That's enough!
What is this?!
You're just doing it in a different way!
That's enough!
Good evening. I heard on the radio the other day that you recently started going to driving school.
What do you think about becoming a teacher and beating you up?
I haven't said it yet, but I think it's a good idea.
You used to have one!
I lost my driver's license.
You lost it! How many years have you had it?
A lot, right?
No, but it's been about two years.
Two years?
You have a license and a license plate, right?
Yeah, well, a license and a plate.
Try it.
Huh?
Try it.
What?
The car.
What is it?
Go ahead.
Like this, right?
Do you want me to open the door for you?
Can I open the door for you?
Oh, you want me to open the door for you?
I'll open it for you!
Open it.
Gacha!
Close the door!
You have to close it!
Hey!
Ready, set...
Close it first!
You know, we've received a lot of projects to commemorate our 100th anniversary.
Yeah, it's our 100th anniversary.
We've received a lot of them.
Well, one of them is "Shogai Shogana", and we've received it from Mr. Numazu of Shizuoka Prefecture.
Last time it was in Okinawa, so this time we're going to Hokkaido to experience "Ushinochichi Shibori",
and we're going to take our father who died in Hokkaido back to Tokyo and save our modern children who don't have enough money.
What is that?
No, it's not good at all.
It's not good at all, but Hokkaido is good.
In terms of location?
Yes.
Where do you want to go? I'm sure you can go anywhere.
I want to go somewhere warm like Okinawa.
There's no holiday this summer.
So let's go somewhere in Hawaii.
Yes, Hawaii.
Let's go.
Somewhere no one has ever been to.
I don't like that kind of place.
I don't know.
I don't like it when you turn the globe and it goes like "peh"!
I don't like it.
What are we going to do if we end up in Africa or somewhere like that?
Are we going?
More importantly, if you turn the globe like this, we're probably going to the sea.
I don't know for sure, but I'm sure we'll end up somewhere weird and we'll have to go there.
I don't like it.
It's not funny.
You should go yourself.
I said I don't like it!
I don't like it.
Absolutely!
Then it can't be helped.
Hey!
You're honest!
If you say you absolutely don't like it...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, it's kind of easy, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we're collecting things like that too.
Every hundred times.
That's right.
Whatever we do, we do it.
That's great.
But it's a hundred times, isn't it?
Yeah.
That's fast.
Well, everyone!
Please come again!
Goodbye!
You're just an idiot!
Goodbye!
Goodbye.
Huh?
Well, in celebration of a hundred times...
Yeah.
I said it in the main story of "What Should We Do?"...
Yeah.
Let's collect things.
That's right.
Like "What should we do?" and "Where should we go?" and things like that.
Well, is everyone involved or is it just us doing it?
Well, that's part of it too.
Yeah.
So, in many ways...
Yeah.
Please release it.
We'll collect it, so...
If you have any ideas...
Please send them in.
Also, how you go home.
Going home in a gondola...
Or smoking a cigarette and getting off at a donjon...
We do a lot of things like that.
Also...
We're collecting how you go home, so...
Please send us in.
Yes.
That's it.
And then...
Assistants...
Always the same...
We collect everything.
Yes.
Anyway...
"What should we do?" and "Where should we go?" and things like that.
Goodbye!
Please send it in.
Lastly, say goodbye to the camera.
Goodbye!
I'm sleepy.
No, you're not.
Look forward.
I saw it!
Keep looking at it.
Yes.
Keep looking at it.
I'm sleepy!
I'm sleepy.