AISubs v3.5
Aim for the goal!
- In the main part of the match... - Yes.
- You said... - Yes.
- "I can do both." - Yes.
- "If I come over here, I can score a goal." - Yes, yes, yes. That's right.
- So, today... - Yes.
- I've borrowed... - Yes.
- A real tennis. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Let me see it! - Yes.
- Well, tennis is... - Yes.
- I think that those of you who are amateurs won't know it. - Yes.
- It's a game of grip. - Is that so?
- Yes. - Ah, tennis is all about grip.
- Yes, tennis is all about grip. The stronger the grip, the better.
- So, when it comes to me, grip is very important. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Can I try it? - Yes.
- It's so soft!
- No, I'm serious. - Really?
- Yes! - Well, I'd like you to try it.
- Yes. - Let me see it!
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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- Please put your bag in it. - If I put my bag in it for money, will there still be a tiger in it?
- There will be! - The program is different!
- Well, let's go! - Yes!
- All right!
- Give it back to me!
- I'm giving it back to you!
- Oh!
- Well, when I was in Wimbledon... - Shut up!
- Shut up, you!
- Ouch! - Are you all right?!
- Hey! Are you all right?! - Ouch!
- Are you all right?! - Ouch!
- Awesome!
(Laughs)
Go ahead, go ahead.
(Laughs)
Come on, do it with your hands!
Come on!
It's too early!
Do it properly!
You think you can be funny with something like this?
Come on, do it!
It seems like our enthusiasm for tennis has worked.
It seems like the god of tennis has come.
(Laughs)
We are here!
Yes.
Aim for me!
Where are you?
He's over there.
(Laughs)
If you hit him hard...
As a god, I can hit him hard with my body.
Even if the ball comes?
Yes, yes, yes.
Does it hurt?
Not at all.
Oh, I see.
Well, then...
I'll do it!
(Laughs)
Did you just say "gaah"?
No, no.
I was just happy.
(Laughs)
Oh, I see.
I was just happy.
(Laughs)
God fell down!
Oh, no, no, that's still a prank!
A prank! (Laughs)
Oh, there it is!
(Laughs)
God!
God, where are you?
What's up?
God!
Huh?
God!
Actually...
Yes?
That's, uh, God's, uh, simple, uh, what do you call it, servant.
(Laughs)
Oh, is that so?
The real God...
The servant!
The real God is somewhere else.
(Laughs)
Oh, is there a competition?
There is a competition.
Is there?
Uh, God!
God!
Oh, God!
Good day!
(Laughs)
Uh, wow, this is definitely a competition.
It's definitely a competition.
It's a big deal.
Yeah.
(Laughs)
Whoa, that's kind of fast!
(Laughs)
Hey!
(Laughs)
That's enough!
(Laughs)
(Laughter)
I'm sorry!
(Laughter)
God still comes out.
(Laughter)
God still comes out wherever you go, right?
Whatever you do, God still wants you to go.
- That's right. - Yes.
- That's right. - I'm a tennis god,
- What? - so I won't go out.
(Laughter)
- I declared it. - You won't go out.
Well, it's been a while since I got my hands on it.
This show has been talking about it a lot lately.
Why are there only three episodes today?
There are only three episodes.
Right?
I don't know, but it's getting hot.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
But I'm not saying it because I want to relax or anything like that.
You don't have to say it like that.
It's summer already.
This show.
I hate summer the most of all seasons.
That's right.
I hate it the most.
Why? Because it's sticky.
Yeah, it's sticky.
And you feel tired.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know those coolers, right?
I don't know if it's because you have coolers or not,
but you know those coolers, right?
Not my coolers in particular,
but you know those coolers that sometimes smell like a gold ball bag?
No, I don't smell like a gold ball bag.
No, this is it!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
This is what I'm trying to say right now!
There is! There is!
So, what kind of smell is it?
The smell of a gold ball bag.
What do you want?
Don't you know the smell of a gold ball bag?
No, but what kind of smell is it?
Oh, if you come this close, it smells like you.
I'm just kidding. You know what it smells like, don't you?
I know what it smells like.
Even in a car air conditioner, it sometimes smells like that.
That's a different kind of smell, like...
Yeah, that's it!
Oh, that's it!
That's what I'm talking about!
No, like in a cooler, it comes out and stops for a second and...
You like that kind of smell, don't you?
No, it's rotten!
No, no, no!
You say that about every air conditioner!
You say "rotten" all the time!
When you say "rotten", you know...
You know, you know that nasty smell, right?
Yeah, yeah.
A smelly smell.
A smelly, smelly, smelly smell.
That's what a gold ball bag smells like.
Oh, is that so?
You know, I think that...
I think that people in the electrical industry are getting excited right now.
I heard that in a cooler material, they're holding that bag all the time.
What?
What is it?
I think...
No, I'll ask you in a lower voice. What is it?
In a cooler, that bag is being buried.
A gold ball bag is being buried.
A gold ball bag? Whose gold is it?
It belongs to someone who destroyed it.
What kind of dead gold ball is it?
Are you listening?
This is the material that comes out of the cooler.
Comes out...
What smell is it?
No, I'm serious.
What kind of memo is it?
You...
You've been talking back to me for a while now!
Are you going to write a book?
You're wearing glasses!
You're like a new comedian!
Get out of here!
Watch out! Watch out! You're going to get stung!
You're not shy, are you?
Watch out! You're going to get stung!
This is different.
What were you doing?
What were you writing?
I was talking.
Really?!
Show me!
Really! Show me!
That's amazing!
Really!
"That creature..." What is that?!
That creature...
Predator gathering...
Gathering...
Somewhere like this...
Together...
What is this?!
You know...
I said...
Special fresh gag.
That's funny.
What is this?!
Move.
That's funny!
Special fresh gag.
That's funny!
Step down.
Leap back.
This is leaving narrow space.
You missed the important part!
No, no, please continue.
From now on, you have to write down everything I say, okay?
You're amazing!
I'm sure you'll write it down!
By the way, you've been grumbling and grumbling a lot recently!
Please show me the script.
- Oh, hello. - Hello.
- Oh, hello. - Thank you for coming.
- Taiko Koshi, born in 1943. Are you 22 years old? - Yes.
- Your hobby is cats and flying. - No, it's not like that.
- Oh, you like cats and flying. - That's right!
- Can you do things? - Yes, just a little.
- That's amazing. - Yes.
- Shodan? - Shoden.
- Oh, Shoden. - It's a mess!
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
- What's this? - Well...
- It's the 8th Marugome-kun Grand Award.
- Please write down your name, birth year, address, phone number and guardian.
- I'll send you a picture.
- The audition will be held in June.
- No, this picture is not about me. It's about you.
- I sent you this picture because you said you didn't mind being the prince.
- I didn't say I didn't mind being the prince, but I didn't say I didn't mind being Marugome.
- The prince and Marugome are completely different.
- The words and nuances. - The prince is already Marugome, isn't he? - What? The prince is Marugome.
- Don't get caught up in that. Hurry up and write it! - Um... - Look at this. It says...
- "Apply for the eighth generation Marugome and appear on TV." - There are a lot of them!
- I don't care anymore!
- "Choose a healthy man between the ages of three and six."
- Look at you. Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- I don't know if it's a special example or not, but as I said before, choose a child between the ages of three and six...
- And! If you come next to me and run with that kid...
- At the end of July... - Don't say it! Don't say it! - At the end of July, at the final selection meeting, you will become Marugome.
- I don't know if I'll be chosen or not, but I have to become Marugome before the final selection meeting.
- If you say that, we'll figure it out...
- From a certain point.
- I don't know if I can stay until the end, but... - Don't say it! I didn't say it! - If you say it, it's fine, isn't it?!
- For now... For now, let's go!
- What are you going to do when I say it? - Let's go together!
- Everyone, your mother is coming! - What?! - Your mother! - I'm going to dress up like my mother!
- I'm going to put on a proper make-up and become Akiko!
- I'm going to say to Akiko Matsumoto, "It's been a while!"
- I'm going! I'm going! I'm going with you! - I want to go! - I want to go!
- Why can't you be the main character?
- We can do "downtown" together, but in the end you're popular. - Don't mess with me!
- Don't say that! - You've been like this for ten years because you're an old man!
- That's enough! Write it! - Get off me!
- Write it! Your name! - "Downtown" is your real name? - No, it's my real name.
- I'm sick of you! - Write it!
- What do you want me to do? - Write your name!
- I'll give you this. - I'm sick of you!
- Do you have a picture of him? - My guardian! - Who's your guardian? - Write my name!
- I'm being protected by you! - No, no! Write my name!
I'll put up a picture and send it to you.
If you really want me to do it, I'd like you to come and do it.
What would you like me to do?
You want me to do it completely?
Yes.
I'd like you to do it.
You know, you're in a commercial gallery.
You're in a commercial gallery dealing with amateurs.
I wouldn't do that.
I'd like you to do it in a bad way.
Well, I'd like you to take a look at it.
No, no, don't say it.
I'd like you to do it.
Anyway, I've put up a picture and sent it to you.
I'm looking forward to it.
Okay, let's get started.
This girl, I'm sorry to say this, but she's a very ambitious woman.
She's from Tokyo and her name is...
Tatekawashi? Is that how you say it in Japanese?
Tachikawashi.
You know too much about yourself.
Everyone in Tokyo knows about Tatekawashi.
Tachikawashi.
This is the second time.
No, no, you can't say that.
I'll never remember it.
I'll be called Tachikawashi until the day I die.
It's not funny.
Please listen to the story of the most unfortunate man in Japan.
The day before his important college entrance exam, he had a stroke and had surgery.
It's still unfortunate,
but the hospital where he had been admitted to became on fire.
As he was evacuating, his wound opened up.
He was admitted to the hospital again and his wound finally healed.
When he left for home, his house was on fire and he died.
Really?
This is a pretty good story.
The hospital where he had been admitted to became on fire.
I don't know when humans will die.
That's why I always tell you when you're in the mood.
You'd better not wear that black bikini.
I just happened to be wearing it.
You only wear black pants.
That's the only thing I don't like.
You don't like wearing underwear, do you?
Why?
When you wear pants, you usually wear this much.
But when you wear it, it goes up.
Why do you always wear underwear?
When you take it off, you see a gold ball bag from the side.
A gold ball bag is cool.
I don't want it.
There is no one in the world who doesn't want to see my gold ball.
There is!
I definitely want to see it!
Do you all want to see it?
Of course you do!
I don't want to see it!
I'm sure of it!
There is no one who doesn't want to see it!
I know.
I know!
Let's laugh a little more.
Just now.
I'm going home. Bye-bye.
Please forgive me.
I'm going home.
It's hot.
But wait for me for a second.
I already bought it.
No, I'm serious.
I already bought it!
No, you can't.
I already bought it!
You're kicking people's butts like that.
What are you talking about?
My butt is in a very dangerous situation.
Do you like to say "I am a real angel" at the end?
That's a lie. Actually, my butt is a bomb.
Where is it?
What do you mean?
Your butt.
It's already buried in here.
In my clothes?
This side is positive and this side is negative.
If you touch it too much...
Oh, I see. It's in this side and this side.
That's right.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wow!
How could you do such a thing?
My butt is full of nitroglycerin.
Ouch!
If you make one more mistake, you will become a fool.
Are you serious?
Who would do such a thing?
Ouch!
How could you do such a thing?
What is it?
If you call me "angel" now, I can't do anything about it.
I will jump out of here.
Everything I say is true.
Are you kidding me? Don't say it.
It's true.
Are you an angel or not?
Did you say it in front of the bomb?
Did you say "angel" was a lie?
Yes.
I didn't say it like that.
I didn't say it like "angel" or "bomb".
Hey!
What are you talking about?
Ouch!
Good morning!
How are you?
Good.
I was surprised by the guy holding a note in his hand today.
That was...
That was certainly surprising.
What should we do with all those idiots?
Everyone is holding a note.
Did you write it, Marco?
The name of the god of auditions?
No, I didn't.
Did you write it?
Yes.
It's right here.
You know, I'm telling you now, but I don't hate Marco or the boss.
I don't hate it because it's a holiday or something like that.
What is it?
I don't like the fact that I'm the eighth one.
I'm not the person who stood up as the first one.
I'm not like a second-ranked warrior.
But you know, it doesn't matter if you're the eighth one or the first one.
All those big names have been small until now.
Do you think that will make me feel a little better?
But you wrote it.
I'll send it to you anyway.
You don't have to.
Why not?
Because it's real.
But you don't know anything about it.
What?
You don't know anything about it either.
No, I don't know anything about it.
Then why did you do it?
You're on a roller coaster.
It doesn't matter!
From top to bottom, it's a free fall.
You can do it 30 times in a row.
You're an idiot!
Okay, I'll do it about five times.
Okay.
It really is about five times.
But you said you were the eighth one!
And you did it 10 times!
You always say, "It's coming!"
It's coming!
You never say that.
Thank you very much!
No, it's okay.
I'll do it.
I'll say it properly.
Goodbye!
That's too much.
Let's do it like that.
Okay?
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