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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yaraen" is "Chiki Chiki Telegram Big Operation"!
Well, that's right.
We came to a shop called "Wiz" in Ikebukuro.
Well, even though it was popular a little while ago, the boom is still continuing.
If you really make a promise, will it come?
This is what you actually feel on your skin.
This is different from the usual opening of an actress.
The staff is also... the tracking staff is...
You're good!
Let's get in the room and do the challenge!
Everyone, let's go!
Ah, Yamana-kun, you're going in too?
Yes.
Do your best!
Good evening, sir.
Yes.
Actually, this monitor...
The height of the light in room 4...
That room is now clearly displayed.
I'm setting up a hidden camera.
Of course you know the height.
I don't know.
Actually, I made a woman call Takasu-kun.
Let's have a meeting today.
She made me make that promise.
Because you like sweat.
Because I like sweat.
Maybe Takasu-kun will be silent and meet that woman.
That's what the tracking staff who came today told me.
What are you saying?
The other members will be doing the opening today.
I don't know who Takasu-kun is, but...
He's the one who caught me today.
That's right.
And with this VTR...
Aoshiba-san and Takami-chika will be in charge of it.
That's right.
I bought it!
This is stupid.
No, no.
Where do you live?
I live in Otsuka.
Otsuka?
Yes.
I see.
I don't know much.
What are you doing now?
Now?
Yes.
My company is closed today.
I don't have much time.
Let me call you.
Oh, really?
Do you call often?
Not that often.
You're asking a lot of questions.
Yes, I'm answering a lot of questions.
Otsuka's...
South entrance.
South entrance?
Oh, I see.
I understand.
Really?
Yes.
Shut up!
Really?
What?
Tawase is alone.
Oh, him?
I'm sorry.
Keep up the good work.
This is serious.
Who do you look like?
You look cool.
Who are you?
You look cool.
Who are you?
You look like Yutabon.
Do we really look alike?
I don't think so.
You look cool.
You look like Yutabon.
Do you live in Canada?
Yes, I live in Canada.
Didn't you say you live in Canada?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
You look cool.
Do we really look alike?
Yes, we do.
Let's meet up at around 10.
Is it okay for you to meet up at 8?
Yes, of course.
Is it okay for you to meet up at 8?
No, it's not okay.
But...
I'd like to meet you up.
By the way...
You might think I'm annoying, but...
I used to be rich.
By the way...
I can't meet you up at around 10.
Is it okay for you?
Is it okay for you to meet me up at around 10 at your station?
Yes.
What are you wearing?
A white shirt and...
A black skirt.
You'll definitely come, right?
I will.
I'll be waiting for you.
All right.
Let's announce the results one by one.
I'm alone.
How old are you?
I'm 21 years old.
You must have been nervous.
He's 162 years old.
He's a college student.
I'm 20 years old.
How many did you say you were?
Four?
I'm alone.
I'm here.
How did you know?
I'm alone.
There are only two of you.
There are only two of you, but you're alone.
Besides, you said you'd be waiting for me at 8.
You said you'd be waiting for me at 10.
You're annoying.
Was it Minamiguchi in front of Osaka Station?
Yes.
Tell me now...
that you're alone.
Good luck!
Welcome back!
How was it, Takasu?
Well...
I think I was late.
Ouch!
I see...
Well, I guess I have no choice, Toguro.
Oh, there he is!
There he is!
Oh, it's you.
You're white.
Oh, it's you.
You're white, so you're white.
You're white, so you bend well.
Oh, there he is!
You're blue!
Don't make me look blue.
What's your name?
Twenty...
One to six.
What's your name?
I like your name.
I'm asking you your name.
My name is Tomo.
Tomo?
Tomo.
Your name is Tomo?
Yes.
You're singing with a tall guy.
He's desperately asking you to find him.
You're perfect.
You're always like that.
I can't tell you.
You're a little like me.
You're stupid!
You're waiting for an old woman.
I've been waiting for you for a long time, but I've never imagined it.
What are you going to do?
If you're going to do that?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to spread my strike zone.
It would be nice if you could stay away from each other.
What are you talking about?
Even if you go over there, you'll definitely come out like this.
Over there.
But you know what?
It's soft.
It's hard to get out of it.
Yeah.
I'm trying to get out of it.
I can't get out of it.
What should I do?
Get out of it.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
You're not coming out of it, are you?
That's a "no".
That's a "no" word.
I'm asking you for it.
It's hard for me to pull you out of it.
You're not coming out of it, are you?
That's what you're saying.
You're not coming out of it, are you?
You're still stupid.
It's still 10 o'clock.
I'm going to look over there.
Which one?
Over there.
It's not "no".
Let's wait a little longer.
Is it okay for me to come out of it?
I'm not that kind of guy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
What's going on?
I don't know.
What's going on?
It's 4 a.m.
Huh?
Mr. Takahashi...
Mr. Takahashi, that is...
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What's wrong with you?
Here they come.
They're getting farther and farther away.
They're running away.
That's impossible.
No one is waiting for you like that.
Let's go somewhere else.
Maybe a coaster?
Let's go somewhere else.
What's wrong with you, Takashi-san?
Takashi-san! Takashi-san!
Takashi-san!
You've been silent for a long time!
Takashi-san!
You've been silent for a long time!
You always go home with me!
No, no!
Takashi-san! Why do you say that?
Let's stop this!
This is not funny!
This is...
Usually...
I was scared!
My voice was hoarse!
Look at me! Look at me!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
My voice is hoarse, isn't it?
I have a microphone.
Usually, you go home with me.
But today...
Why did you do that to me?
The camera is here.
Look at the camera.
Great success!
Stop it! Stop it!
Let's go home!
Takashi-san!
- I guess you're all acting. - I guess so.
But I'm sure you've come up with your own story for this show.
- I guess so. - Come on, you guys need to do something.
Like what?
That golf story you told us just before the show started.
- What? - What is it?
- What? - Who are you guys?
It's not like our show is bad or anything like that.
It's not bad, but it's got donuts and stuff like that.
It's got nothing to do with us!
It's annoying!
That's why we have a lot of staff.
If you join us, we can have a downtown party with all of our staff.
But you're not joining us!
You can't do anything!
You can't! You can't!
- What? - Okay, I get it!
If you're going to put that many balls in there, I'll put as many as you want in there!
I'll put as many as you want in there!
- Stop it, Motaka! - No, but...
It's not funny to put them in like this.
It's funny to put them in like this.
I'm not that stupid!
If you like it like this...
You don't have to put them in from afar! You can just run in and put them in!
Yes, yes, yes! That's the best way!
Adjust it! Adjust it! Adjust it!
If you do that, I'll put them in about once.
I can still accept tennis and stuff like that.
I'm good at tennis.
Why do you say that? You look arrogant.
No, I can use both hands. But I don't need the opposite hand.
Oh, you don't need this?
Yeah, I don't need a right hand.
If you come from this side, I'll bring you over here and transfer you.
Don't say such a good thing!
Come on, come on, come on!
Try it like this.
If you come like this, I'll do like this.
Do you have any motivation?!
You can't even make fun of me!
That's good.
Let's do it next time.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Right? It can be an opening or something like that.
That's right.
Right? So stop playing golf.
I don't care about that. Just leave me alone.
And you all like baseball, don't you?
I like baseball, too.
Baseball? You're stupid!
I don't know.
The more I'm sandwiched between baseball, the cooler I get.
That's lame!
That's like a can.
Whether you go over there or come back over here, you're sandwiched between those cans.
So you have to stand up and say, "Hey!"
That's how you run away, isn't it?
You can't help it.
Oh, about the ball...
What's that about, actually?
I...
What do you mean, "what's that about?"
No, about the beginning of baseball...
Do you know about the ball or not?
I'm going to make a bomb statement here.
What's actually hidden in that baseball ball?
It's about poop.
The beginning is about poop.
Did you know that?
It's a story of an era when there was no baseball.
One bullied kid threw poop at the ball.
He didn't like it, so he hit it back with a stick.
That's where baseball started.
That's definitely true!
It's true!
That's why you grab poop and do this and that!
I grabbed it because it was dirty!
That's how it started!
That's not it!
It's embarrassing if you follow the original form of sports.
What else is there in sports?
There's a lot of sports.
Swimming!
What?
Why are you swimming desperately?
Humans used to be fish.
What?
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
Before monkeys, we were fish.
What kind of fish?
Mackerel.
It was a mackerel.
From a mackerel to a monkey.
What?
What do you mean?
What?
You don't look like a monkey at all.
That's right.
How did you evolve from a monkey to a monkey with such a face?
Well, a mackerel swims like this.
And there is a guy who sticks out about one person.
When I went up to the land,
I thought of a mackerel to a person.
There were so many unpleasant things.
In the sea.
In the sea, there were so many unpleasant things.
It was boring.
That's right, that's right.
When I went up to the land, I wanted to fight with a mackerel.
I admit it.
There is such a thing as bullying.
When I went up to the land,
I thought of a monkey.
Well, with that said, please stop playing golf.
That's all I ask of you.
That's amazing.
Let's go once.
What?
Once.
You can't make money like that.
I'll pay you.
I will.
Let's go once.
No!
I'm telling you here.
I can't pay you.
How much money do you want me to give you?
You're the only one I have besides you being born.
The staff and everyone else gives me a lot of things,
but you're so expensive!
You're like a child who was born by doing something stupid like that.
What?
That's not true.
I'm not like that.
I'm not a human being who was born by doing something stupid like sex.
I see.
I'll say it clearly.
You will?
That's right.
Then how did you come out?
How did you come out into this world?
Me?
Who are you?
I'm an angel.
Look at you, are you able to fly whenever you feel like it?
Oh, that's fine.
Fly!
Fly now!
Fly!
Try flying from two planes!
If you want to fly, you have to fly.
Why don't you just fly?
You can only fly when you have to.
It's fine, but you're an angel.
Look at you.
Your butt is out of shape.
That's a little uncool.
I can stop you with my hands...
What are you doing?!
...but I can't stop you with my butt.
Wait a minute!
If you pop your wings, your butt will be out of shape too!
No, you're an angel!
You're not wearing pants!
Pants?!
No, your butt is out of shape and you're holding an arrow.
I want to see it one day.
Oh, well, we'll show you one day.
Let me show you where you can fly in the opening.
If you do it outside, you can fly freely.
But you can't turn the camera around.
Why not?
Because the broadcast power is out of order.
I'll put in some mosaics.
That's not good.
Mosaics on an angel?
How do you do it?
Since it's an angel, there's a lot of romance.
Do you do it lightly like this?
It's very...how do you say it...cute.
Because it's an angel.
Is that so?
What do you do when you do it?
I do this.
That's scary!
Masakado-kun, today's opening was amazing.
Ah, that...
Ah, that Tagus's dirtiness.
But you know...
That guy...
He's gone too far!
How many years do you think you've been together?
I've been dating him for about 20...
What?!
About 20 years.
That man is terrible.
He was silent!
He didn't say anything to me.
Usually you're the one who drives and goes home.
No, I didn't go home today.
What are you talking about?
How many people were there?
One.
You're lying!
Somehow, Tagus-kun...
You look like Taiji Kaze.
You're right about that.
Assistants, percussionists, all percussionists are the same.
If you have any problems, please let me know.
We'll be waiting for you.
With that said,
I'm the percussionist, Arai Tsurai.
Goodbye!
I'm surrounded by incredible staff.
Thank you very much.