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ladies and gentlemen
(applause)
Everyone, it's fun.
Everyone, it's fun, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh!
It's fun!
(applause)
Well, today...
Yes.
Today, there was no opening, but...
Yes.
If I may say something, today...
Yes, well...
That's it, dodgeball...
Yes.
We played it...
Yes.
But you lost, didn't you?
(laughter)
Well, well, about that...
I have a lot of things I want to say about it later...
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes.
Well, but...
It's nothing.
Today, you will see the penalty game in front of you.
Yes, yes, yes.
(applause)
I can't see. I can't see anything.
- OK, Matsumoto-kun. - Yes?
- Are you ready? - Yes!
The moment you go up and come down, you'll be right-angled.
- No, I'm serious! I don't know! - What?
- I can't imagine! - No, it's OK.
If I poop, I'll poop a lot!
- If you poop, you'll poop a lot! - You're good!
Why do you have fun with your fans and dodgeball and not get punished?
OK, is everyone ready?
If you lose, you won't get power!
OK, Matsumoto-kun!
Have a good time!
Ah, I don't like it anymore!
Wow, 40 meters!
It's more than I thought!
I'm so scared of this jet!
I'm serious!
If I die, I won't do it!
I have to do it! I have to do it!
This is really a punishment game!
I don't care about Alta's weather forecast!
I'm definitely more scared of this!
Until you say goodbye
Hey, look up!
No, I don't.
It's always like this!
Then you should all ride it at least once!
Seriously!
What?
It's really scary, that roller coaster!
Well, you're right!
I knew it just by looking at it, but...
So, you're saying you won't ride it for another week?
Yeah, so...
I'll tell Parma No. 2...
Ama-chan, you decide.
When you come back, if you think you can ride it again...
If you give me a sign, I'll let you ride it one more time!
I'll say it, so...
Yeah, I got it.
Then you come back, and at the end...
When you see that face, of course you won't ride it!
No, seriously...
Why aren't you all scared of things like that?
I don't like it either.
The kids who rode it weren't scared of it either.
Yeah, they had a lot of fun.
My story had a lot of crashes...
Why aren't you all scared of things like that?
I don't like it either.
Why couldn't you get rid of that face?
Oh, yeah, that face...
No, but that's...
A head of a mouse.
Move it!
Is there such a beautiful head of a mouse?
Well, I got injured in the middle of riding it, and it was twisted here and there...
Oh, I see.
No, seriously, you all...
You're all very generous!
Yeah...
I don't like it either, but...
I don't like it either...
If you all move a little and move a little...
What's wrong with you?!
You're the one who's scared!
No, but I'm also scared of things like that, but I'm better than you!
Why?
You're worse than me, if you let me ride the roller coaster!
Well, in a way, I think you made me ride it because you were concerned about the staff.
That's not true!
You're worse than me!
You're really worse than me!
That's not true!
You know, there's a half-hearted park in Osaka.
It's like a little, little amusement park.
If you blow it up, you can fly, you know?
There's a really useless roller coaster there!
It's like two people riding it side by side like on "rabbit coaster".
Yeah, like "rabbit coaster".
Two people riding it side by side, and I'll ride in front and call it...
And it goes...
And then...
They put a can on my back.
They put a really strong, high-calorie can on my back...
And I lost all of my memories...
What do you mean memories? The memories of you two riding together?
No, no, no...
No, it's scary...
No, it's true...
But you were riding first, so your fear doubled, right?
Why?
Because you were riding first...
You were riding about in the middle, right?
If you had pursued your fear more, you could have ridden more rides, right?
It's still sweet, right?
It's not like that...
But, unfortunately, you were riding normally...
It developed a little and you were riding first...
You were riding first, right?
Yes...
And now you're riding in the middle of nowhere, right?
If you had pursued your fear more, you wouldn't have any rails anymore...
You would have entered a capsule-like thing and been blown away...
You would have used this kind of space...
You're like an orchestra or something...
Of course you would, you're already developing it...
But if you had pursued your fear more, you would have left it as it was...
You would have entered this capsule with a yakuza...
No, it's not like that...
This is scary, too...
No, it's not like that...
While you were flying away, you were making me say a lot of things...
You're like an orchestra or something...
There's this yakuza from Okakai...
If you had pursued your fear more, you would have used this kind of space...
If you had pursued your fear more, you would have left it as it is...
You're like that yakuza...
Hurry up and blow it away!
I'm scared!
You were making me say a lot of things while you were flying away...
You were making me say "sing, sing" and so on...
You were making me say a lot of things...
I feel like I'm about to pass out...
It doesn't matter what you say...
It's because you're going to lose!
- Listen to me... - What?
- I had one too... - What?
- It was a loss for me... - Why?
I had one too...
I had a windbreaker...
What?
A windbreaker...
- With a coat... - Yes...
- So... - What?
- It's a loss for me... - It's a loss for you...
It's a loss for you...
It's an advantage for your team...
- No, it's a mistake... - Don't be arrogant...
It's a loss for me too...
- So... - What?
- The wind is blowing from you... - Yes...
You know that, don't you? Your fans...
Your fans were there...
And you...
The wind is blowing from you...
You stink!
I can't play...
I can't play because you stink...
Don't say that...
- That's a lie... - Don't say that...
- But sometimes you're wrong... - That's not true!
That's not true!
- You know that, don't you? - You stink!
You stink!
It was really hard for me to move like this.
You were running around, too.
What?
You got hit and came out.
More than anything, I was really sick.
I don't know about you, but you were sick.
You came out as soon as you got hit.
It was really hard for me at the time.
What?
It was really hard for me at the time.
Why?
The night before, I was staying at Yomiuri Land Hotel.
Yes, you went straight in from Osaka.
Yes, I was staying at Yomiuri Land Hotel.
At nine in the morning, I was working in the next room.
I couldn't sleep because I wasn't enough sleep.
So, what can I say?
What can I say?
I wasn't enough sleep.
There are many things like that.
What do you mean?
Lack of sleep is bad for sports.
Bad for sports?
I couldn't stand it when you were working in the next room!
I know!
Right?
So you couldn't sleep?
That's right!
So you couldn't sleep?
What do you mean?
Do you think that's all I can say?
Then say it!
Say it!
If you say it, you...
Really?
You'll shed a drop of tear on your cheek.
I'm sure of it!
Why?
If you kick me in the morning...
If you hear me say it, you'll shave your own legs!
Stand up.
And...
With your beard...
You're amazing!
What?
So, what is it?
Yomeuri Land Hotel.
Do you have shampoo?
I'm smart with soap!
Can you break it?
But it's painful!
It's painful!
With soap like this?
I'm smart with soap!
You're the one who left it there!
No, it's not like that!
You're the one who took it out and used it!
You're making me mad!
Why would you leave it in a hotel?
That's right!
What does that have to do with me losing?
You said you couldn't wash your hair with shampoo.
This psychological damage...
It's amazing!
It's not like that!
Don't you have a shop?
We don't have that.
The shampoo and conditioner set?
We don't have that.
I went to see it.
Shampoo and conditioner set?
I went to see it.
But we don't have it.
There's one in the game center.
I'm going to do it.
What are you going to do with it?
You went to buy it last time, didn't you?
I'm going to do it!
When I see something like this, it makes me sick!
No one will buy it for me!
What kind of game is it?
It's a shooting game.
I'm going to do it!
I'm going to do it.
I'm still in good shape.
It's going to collapse!
What are you talking about?
Let's settle this properly.
I'm going to do it!
We have to do it again.
What are we going to do this time?
It's a 100th anniversary.
This is the 85th episode.
When it's the 100th episode, we're going to do something.
One of our ideas is to go to Okinawa and play like last year.
Right? One of them.
It's not going to be like last year, but we're going to gather people.
We're going to think about how many people we're going to gather this time.
If we gather 1,000 people and find out that my fans are 500 people and your fans are 500 people,
your fans are going to be ugly.
Did you think about it like that?
Did you think about your fans and my fans like that?
Your fans are weird.
Your fans are wearing weird clothes.
And they're holding up their hair like this.
That's a man's hair.
It doesn't matter. It's the same for girls.
It's tough for girls like you.
It's pretty tough.
It makes you want to throw up.
Wow, a nosebleed.
How many times was it?
Why didn't you change the number of the nosebleed?
You know, smelly things and dirty things just float away.
Still looking for the number, calling and texting...
A nosebleed!
What's your name?
My name is Oseki.
How old are you?
Twenty-two.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not now.
What kind of person is he?
He's an entertainer. He likes moccasins.
What's with that nosebleed?
What's with them?
It's like a mini-bomb going "boom"!
A nosebleed like that.
"Boom"!
Right?
There are a lot of people with brains like that.
Yes, yes.
With brains like that.
Yes, yes. There are a lot of people with brains like that.
Yes, yes.
"Boom"!
Thank you very much for today.
You're welcome.
Me?
Yes.
Oh, by the way...
Yes?
Before we start...
Yes?
A week ago...
Yes?
A week ago...
Yes?
I didn't say anything.
Yes?
I didn't say anything.
Yes?
Marugome-kun's audition...
Yes?
You know, right?
Yes.
When I called Marugome's head office...
Yes?
Please audition for me!
I don't know how old you are now, Marugome...
But if you're chosen for an audition...
You'll be bald like this!
I'm sorry, Marugome!
Please forgive me!
If you're chosen for an audition...
You can go, right?
You don't have to do that!
I'll go with you with a camera...
Let's do it like we did for Kin-chan...
Like an audition...
Let's go!
What are you talking about?
You should go, too!
Why should I go?
You can be bald like this!
With a camera...
You can only be bald like that!
Are you stupid?
Why not?
You can only be bald like that!
No way, brother!
I don't care if you're A-tent!
Be A-tent's Gen-san!
Gen-san has never appeared before!
I can't make such a Gen-san!
If you do that, I'll be bald too!
This is a good match!
I'll let you talk!
Right?
Right? Whether you'll make Gen-san or not!
Right?
I'll make Gen-san and you bald!
Let's do that for now!
Right?
For now, yes!
Let me explain!
I'm a 3rd year middle school girl.
Have you two ever felt really embarrassed?
Last summer, after the pool, I had my skirt's zipper closed.
In front of someone I love, a strange-looking man who was nearby said,
Ah! Your zipper is open!
As soon as I put my hand on the zipper, two bags of napkins fell out of my skirt's pocket.
Today, in public, I felt like killing myself.
This is embarrassing, isn't it?
This is bad.
This is embarrassing, isn't it?
Are there any embarrassing things?
Hmm...
Embarrassing...
I don't think so...
Well, I still have a toothache.
We were all in Osaka Castle.
That was the most embarrassing thing for me.
In Osaka Castle...
you know, it's like an old ruins,
and there's something like "G. Dana who dug up a stone" written on it.
It's like an art.
And my mother called me like this.
Hey, look at this!
What's this? Is it a sacred art?
And there was a school trip, too.
There were a lot of people around me.
And my mother called me like this.
Hey, look at this!
And everyone was looking at me like this.
And one day, when I was in middle school,
I dropped my tooth.
It's an art, so don't scratch it!
Kill me!
I dropped my tooth.
I couldn't stand it anymore!
My mother was in a hurry, but still...
No, no, it's like "hagokibon",
because you don't have a tooth.
She was like "ahhh!"
Her pink was like "ahh!"
It's like a sticky condom.
I enjoy watching it every week.
You watch it?
I have a question.
Recently, when you appear on TV, you always raise your bangs.
Is it because you like it?
Or is it because you're a stylist or a doctor?
I think it's cuter when you lower your bangs.
What do you think, Matchan?
I don't care!
Good morning!
By the way...
Yes?
Matsumoto-gun is auditioning for Marukome in July.
Are you going?
No, I'm not!
If you're going, I'm going.
Oh, but the staff says you're going.
Right?
Yeah.
Then let's do that.
Right?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I'm going.
But you have to go first if you're going.
You're annoying!
Wait a minute!
The audition for Marukome is decided on what day of July it is.
I don't know, but...
It's decided.
31st?
It's decided on the 3rd.
What day of the week?
Wednesday.
I can't do Wednesday!
It's a holiday!
Wednesday is the most important week of the week for me.
You have to work for me for about a day.
No, no, no.
I can't do this shitty show at midnight.
I'm telling you, it's important for me!
You guys don't even take a break for a few years at Golgo 13.
I don't know about that!
You guys don't know about that!
In commemoration of the 100th episode of Golgo 13, we'll be looking for ideas like "how about we do something like this?"
In commemoration of the 100th episode of Golgo 13, we'll be looking for ideas for suitable events.
With that, we'll say goodbye for this week.
Goodbye!