AISubs v3.5
Let's do it!
1, 2, 3!
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It's cool.
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All that talk of opportunities, TV breaks and...
(crowd cheering)
- Well, it's not just fun. - Yes.
- If you lose, you'll get a terrible penalty game. - That's right.
(crowd cheering)
- I dare not say it now! - Yes.
(crowd cheering)
I'll announce it after I lose!
(crowd cheering)
Instead, the winning team will receive a wonderful gift!
(crowd cheering)
- Well, you know... - Yes.
- You're the first one. - Yes.
- We've been waiting for you since 4 o'clock. - Yes.
- The weather is good today. - Yes.
- Please move your body, look straight ahead and blow bubbles. - Yes.
- That's all I want you to do. - Don't worry about your body.
- We feel uncomfortable watching you. - Yes.
- There's no point in you blowing bubbles. - Yes.
- We don't need your help. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Well, it's about time. - Let's do our best.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
(crowd cheering)
- Sensei... - (cameraman and crowd laughing)
- Let's be more cheerful. - Good.
- Sensei! - Good.
- As a sportsman... - (cameraman and crowd laughing)
- Well done. - Please swear to fight faithfully.
- I swear! - I swear!
- representative of our team... - (crowd cheering)
- Aogubi! - (crowd cheering)
- Tomodachi Masatoshi! - (crowd cheering)
- Katagami! - (crowd cheering)
- Matsumoto! - (crowd cheering)
Let's go!
Now, it's finally starting.
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Katana, surrender!
Matsumoto, play the penalty game!
Don't lose to a rotten Hamada like that!
Don't lose to a woman like that!
She's a homo!
I'm a homo!
Yeah, let's do it, you guys.
You and your decent guys are here, aren't you?!
You're here, aren't you?!
I'm here, I'm here!
He was certainly a little bad.
He's a little, you know...
He's a little, you know... He's a little dirty, but...
He's got a heavy backpack, doesn't he?!
Now, the game has begun.
30 minutes of long play.
First, pass the ball carefully.
First up is Matsumoto's team.
Matsumoto, who hasn't played in a while.
Now, how's it going?!
Matsumoto, play!
500 against 500.
Both teams have played against each other for the first time in 100 years.
The loser's team is waiting for a grand penalty game.
Now, Matsumoto's team.
The Hamada team hasn't lost yet.
Now, the captain, Hamada, passes the ball.
Where's Matsumoto?!
Look at this pass!
Matsumoto wants to go back inside somehow.
Matsumoto is given a pass to go back inside.
Now, run, run!
Who will he aim for?
Passing the sideline...
Go! Matsumoto!
How about Matsumoto's kiss reformation?!
Now he's going back inside.
Aim for Hamada! Hamada!
Hamada's speed out!
Hamada's over there!
Now, it's finally time for the excitement!
The number of people is almost the same.
From here, it's a close race!
2 years, Matsumoto!
Go Matsumoto!
A comeback of the knights! It's like a comeback!
He returned with a ball.
Out again!
Where is the first move of Kaneda's knight reformation?!
It's not over yet!
No! No!
Tamada!
This is a short bound, so you can't go back!
Did you hit the target?
Tamada didn't hit the target.
Shintaro!
Out!
Matsumoto is out.
Matsumoto is out at the end of the game.
Now, Yusei of the Abada team.
30 minutes until the dodgeball battle royale.
There are only 20 seconds left in the fight.
Let's use the last of your power and hit the ball hard!
10 seconds left.
Only a few seconds left!
5 seconds!
The game is over.
The number of people who are outside of the ring loses.
Got it?
Yes.
Now, Matsumoto's team, how many people are outside of the ring?
Go ahead.
24 people.
Matsumoto's team, 18 people!
Matsumoto's team, 20 people!
The game is over!
Abada team wins!
Hama-chan's team wins! Congratulations!
Hama-chan's team won!
You know the graduation album, right?
We'll take pictures of you!
And we'll send you home one by one!
Hama-chan's team lost! Congratulations!
Congratulations for each game!
Jet coaster lottery!
Everyone will wear a hagezura and ride a jet coaster!
So you'll wear a hagezura and I'll sew a hagezura!
The identity will be revealed here and now!
Cheese!
Thousands of young people gathered in Yomiyuri Land.
The memories of playing basketball with the two of you in downtown for a day of youth
must have left something for you.
From now on, you are also one of our teammates.
Let's fly under the blue sky!
Hamada Team won the congratulations!
Matsumoto Team is not in the mood for this.
Please look forward to "Punishment Game".
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Thank you for having me.
Recently, there are many people for the first time.
Is that so?
I don't know if it's true or not.
It doesn't matter.
Well...
From now on, I will be reborn.
Is that why you have such thick eyebrows?
That's right.
From now on, I will have thick eyebrows and look like a man.
I don't like it.
Is that so?
You are overdoing it.
You look like a man.
You look like you are about to transform.
You have thick eyebrows, but you should clean them up.
Your mouth is messy.
That's how a man cooks.
You are cooking, aren't you?
Well...
I'll let you do it up to here.
What are you talking about?
You are a comedian.
You are lying.
You are talking about your eyebrows.
You are talking about it too much.
Even if you say it a little bit, it's about the world of television.
What's wrong with you?
People don't believe you.
There are people who really believe you.
There are people like that.
I'll tell you what.
Last week, after the show...
Well...
How can I say it?
I was a star as bright as I am.
I received a lot of letters from people.
There was one.
It had a heart sticker on it.
When I opened it, it had a picture of a man.
Oh, he sent it.
He sent it.
"How old is he?" "He's 28 years old." "Isn't he the same age as you?" "He's very chubby." "Wow, his skin is smooth, too." "Yes, it is." "Wow, I can't stand you anymore!" "His hobby is making sweets." "It's disgusting!" "No, well, please be my friend." "Thank you."
"I'll be waiting for you." "Wow, you did it right away." "Let's go to Disneyland or go for a drive next time." "Go, go, go!" "Go, go, go!" "It's a loss, isn't it?" "Loss?" "Really, I'm begging you. As a kid, I'm going to crush his hope." "Crush it?" "I'm going to crush it, really." "Oh, are you?" "That's definitely not the case!" "But before you say that,"
"for example, if you go out to play," "someone will take you to a convenience store and say, 'Hey, let's do it.'" "Is it true?" "Let's go to a disco," "someone will take you to a disco and say, 'Hey, let's do it.'" "Are you serious?" "I went home that day," "took a shower and went out to play." "Have you lost your mind?"
If you take a shower and cry, you'll be killed.
You're lying! You're lying!
That's why I'm telling you this!
No way!
But as a comedian, you want to be laughed at, don't you?
Whether you laugh or not.
I'll make it clear.
Look at the camera.
Can you see it clearly now?
Here it is.
I'll say it clearly now.
I am...
a fool.
That's why I'm telling you this!
Wow, you're good.
No, you know...
You can't cut it here.
You can't put it in a commercial here.
Don't say 'fuck you' here.
You have to say 'I'll make it clear' in a marathon.
If you end it here,
that's what will happen in the end.
That's right.
Um...
You're definitely wrong.
There's no such letter.
Well, I don't know.
You can't do that.
Even if you go for a drive with a man,
there's nothing fun about it.
No, that's right.
If you get touched like this,
what will you do?
Wait a minute! Father!
Wait a minute!
I think my father will touch me.
No, I know!
I know, but...
I know, but what's wrong with that?
I'll do it properly.
No, I know, too.
Well, you know,
they say it on TV,
everyone says,
right?
Amateurs say things we can't think of,
right?
What is it?
So,
you can't say it!
Even if you're playing alone,
um...
You can't say things like, 'Today my partner is...'
Oh, that's true.
We're not together.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's true.
Right?
Yeah.
If it was you,
um...
You know, we're in a duo,
we don't usually hang out together,
right?
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's annoying, too!
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
Hanada-san said,
he'll be back soon,
right?
You...
You said you killed me,
right?
Kill me,
my bonnet is too long,
right?
I'm going to bury you now,
right?
Even so!
Huh?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
Today you said 'thank you',
right?
The other day,
my partner,
today,
is way too long,
right?
Oh, I see.
So,
I know you're married,
right?
I know you're married,
right?
But,
what I'm trying to say is,
you and I,
are living together,
right?
Then,
what about me?
Let's...
Let's stay together,
even though we have kids,
and I'm eating with you.
Let's eat together,
even though we have kids,
and I'm eating with you.
Ma'am, today's meal is...
Oh, I've been talking a lot today.
I'm going to drink this.
Yes, thank you.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
Oh, what's for today?
Is there something in it?
Oh, no.
This is it,
the other day, um...
the other day,
at the opening of today's show,
when we were playing dodgeball...
Oh, someone
was helping me out.
Oh, really?
Oh, you know,
the princess of a country
without a father.
No, no,
if there's such a country,
I'd like to go there,
but...
Oh, you're a princess,
you say that,
but you don't praise me.
Thank you very much,
really.
Yes, thank you very much.
Did you play dodgeball?
Well...
I won against Hamada.
I won, right?
And when I got home...
I couldn't sleep because I was so worried.
About what?
That I couldn't drink well.
You can't drink, can you?!
There was something about me.
What was it?
I was 24.
I was 18.
You were 18.
And the Hamada team won!
Wow!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
I lost!
And when I got home...
There was no proof.
Did you count it?
No, I didn't!
The staff told me!
I had to trust them!
What staff?
You know...
The crazy ones.
I know that!
Otomo...
Otomo came out of here the other day.
Idiot!
What are you talking about?
Let me ask you something.
You joined the dormitory in April...
Yes.
Um...
The dormitory teacher...
You're a dormitory teacher, right?
Yes.
The dormitory teacher is Matsumoto...
And the deputy dormitory manager is Hamada.
Is that so?
That's all.
Keep up the good work.
I see...
Huh...
It's funny, isn't it?
You said something funny the other day!
That's right!
That's amazing!
You know...
You know Hiromi of class B-21, right?
His father and my father are of the same class.
You found that out the other day, didn't you?
I did!
About 30 years ago...
We had a class reunion...
And it ended there.
My father said...
Actually, my son is...
My son is...
You two...
- That's right. - What an amazing story.
I'm so surprised.
Ma-chan said that I could become a bald man, but if I can become a bald man, I would like to become a bald man and apply for Marukome kun as the eighth generation.
I don't know if I can become a bald man, but if I can become a bald man, I would like to become a bald man and apply for Marukome kun as the eighth generation generation.
As you can see, I became a bald man.
Yes, yes.
Next week, I will finally show you my punishment game.
It was very exciting, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Especially, the staffs of "Takasu" and "anoin" were very excited.
Oh, really?
It seems like they were desperate to remember the number of "hachimaki".
I'm not like that.
Oh, I see.
I was very angry.
Oh, you were wearing the number of the person who came, weren't you?
Yes.
You remembered it, didn't you?
It seems like I remembered it.
Like, "What number is it?"
I was told later, "Oh, I see."
Ouch! "Takasu" kun!
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is.
I was going to ask you about it after today, but it seems like it will be broadcasted on TV.
Is it?
I was wondering if I should ask you about it.
Hey!
Yes?
Anyway, it's autumn now, isn't it?
See you next week!
Next week is a penalty game!