AISubs v3.5
(Sings "Happy Birthday" in Japanese)
(Laughs)
You've been doing this for two years in a row!
Oh, I'm sorry.
(Sings "Happy Birthday" in Japanese)
It was better last year.
Don't say "it was better" and grab me by the hand!
That means I'm better than last year.
You were better last year!
(Sings "Happy Birthday" in Japanese)
Today we are in Asakusa's Torini.
We've come here but...
What's going on here?
We've decided to play dodgeball soon.
We've been practicing a lot lately and these members aren't that lazy.
They've been asking for it lately.
It's impossible for them to work out now.
They should start working out in their teens.
I see.
That's why we're here today.
Yes.
Thank you for joining us for dinner.
Let's cheer up together.
Please enjoy your meal!
Don't open your eyes!
You know, when you're watching TV and you're sitting like this and you go "bang" from behind, right?
That's right.
Let's do that for dinner tonight.
I see.
Thank you for coming.
Please kick this guy out of here.
This guy...
He's just a producer and he's lazy.
I see.
Please kick him out of here.
Let me kick him out of here!
Don't kick me out of here!
You only look serious when you kick me out of here.
And with that...
Yes?
It's over.
Now you'll be excited for the show, won't you?
Yes.
Right?
We'll work hard at the first class supermarket.
You're already doing that show?
Yes, I am!
And it's an American prank!
This show has been brought to you by these sponsors.
Please cooperate with me.
Don't hit me in the head.
I'll watch this show.
I'll watch it, I'll watch it.
This is a good prank.
Don't cry.
Please do it again.
I'm sorry.
Please do it harder.
Thank you very much.
Is there anyone who wants this kind of energy?
What is this?
This is what I had.
Please do it again.
I'm sorry, but it shouldn't hurt.
That's right.
Please do it again.
Oh, it's over.
Isn't that a little too much?
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean by "I'm sorry"?
I'm sorry.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Be quiet.
Be quiet?
Don't move.
Stay as you are.
Now, I'm going to give you a tissue with menthol in it.
Let's take it out.
It's like a spider web.
It hurts.
It looks painful.
Please don't do it when you have a cold.
Now, I'm going to give you a tissue with menthol in it.
Mr. Hamada, well, that's all for now.
I wonder if their spirits have become stronger.
I don't know if it's true or not.
I think they're all bad, but I'd like to point out the worst of them.
The worst thing that stood out to me was what Otomo was watching earlier.
Yes, yes.
Don't open your eyes!
Otomo, what are you looking at?
I'm sure you're relieved now, aren't you, Suga?
Yes, yes, yes.
They were both opening their eyes.
Oh, Suga was also opening his eyes.
Yes, yes.
Suga and Otomo were opening their eyes.
They were opening their eyes.
Oh, I saw it!
Suga!
Yeah!
He's crying! He's crying!
He's crying!
Suga's crying!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
It's been a long time since we've seen you.
It's been a long time.
You're less and less every day.
Anyway, good luck today.
You too.
What are you going to do?
What?
What are you going to say?
I don't know.
You...
You were talking nonsense.
I don't know what to say.
You talk nonsense.
I'll say it.
It's hot these days.
Why?
Is it hot? Wait a minute.
I'm not saying it for no reason.
It's hot these days. What's wrong with you saying "why"? It's hot, isn't it?
You know, everyone...
I think that as humans are born, we can definitely decide what to say and what not to say, right?
I see.
This is quite strange.
You know, mothers say "okan" a lot, right?
Mothers say "tsukkomi" a lot, right?
Is that so?
This is "tsukkomi"
You know, you say "ah, come on, don't be like that!" and you say "tsukkomi", right?
Fathers say it in a pretty funny way.
In that way, it's obvious that you have a role.
I have a role, right?
Right?!
That's why "tsukkomi" is something you can't say all the time.
It's something you want to say all the time.
"Tsukkomi" usually has a personality, but it's a little strange.
It's bad.
This is definitely like that, right?
It's not like that at all!
It's like "is this really how you say it?"
That's why I say "tsukkomi" in a manzai poem a lot, but...
...it's like "tsukkomi" for people who are watching TV or people who are here today.
You say "shoumonai" and people say "ah, come on!"
I've said "shoumonai" before.
I've said things that make people laugh.
You say "shoumonai" and people who are listening think you're stupid!
They think you're stupid!
You say "shoumonai" and people who are listening think you're stupid!
But, when you're just sitting at home and watching TV and you say "tsukkomi", you don't do it?
If you're crazy.
Don't you say "you're lying!"?
Ah, I have that too.
Of course you do!
That's for sure.
I think everyone has it.
I don't think everyone has "tsukkomi" or "shoumonai".
I think everyone has it.
Where does "tsukkomi" come from?!
Huh?!
For example, "hippoo" is "koku", right?
"You stink!" is "tsukkomi".
"hippoo" is "boke", right?
In that sense, it's "boke", but...
"You stink!" is not okay, right?
If you're going to say "tsukkomi", then...
Hey!
Don't go that far.
It's like...
Actually, "boke" and "tsukkomi" are also in anime, right?
I'm researching about it.
When are you researching about it?
Well, it doesn't matter.
For example, in what kind of anime?
For example, in what kind of...
No, that's why...
I mentioned it on the radio before...
Even in "Ashita no Joe", "boke" and "tsukkomi" are decided, right?
What? Which one is "Joe"?
"Joe", you know...
It's completely "boke", isn't it?
As for "Ashita no Joe", "Joe" is "boke", and...
That's right.
Who's "tsukkomi"?
"Tange" and "Danpei" are "tsukkomi".
I see, I see...
It's decided.
Why is that?
It's completely "boke", you know!
What is it?
You know...
When someone says something...
It's not that they're laughing...
It's "boke", you know!
That's right, that's right...
They don't respond!
They don't talk!
That's right, that's right...
They don't talk and just say "hey, hey", you know...
That's right, that's right...
Even though they say "go, Joe!", they say "hey, hey", you know?
This is also completely "boke", you know...
That's right...
In anime, "boke" and "tsukkomi" are decided, you know...
You're a ghost, Kyutaro...
"Boke" is "kyutaro", you know...
What is "tsukkomi"?
Well, "tsukkomi" is "pico", you know...
My little sister's...
Really?
However, "boke" is "kyutaro" and "pico" is "tsukkomi"...
Natural "boke", like "Jimmy Onishi"...
Is "Ojiro"...
They don't talk!
They only say "bakeratta"...
Even if they hit you, you say "bakeratta"!
It's the same as "Joe"...
Whatever you say...
They don't talk...
That's right...
It's definitely there...
It's in animals, you know...
What do you mean?
You know, there's a saying "weak meat is strong food", right?
Yes.
The strong eat the weak.
The weak eat the weak.
This is what's happening in the animal world.
Oh...
So lions eat the weak?
What do you mean?
Are you listening to me?
The strong eat the weak.
So lions eat the weak?
Lions eat the weak.
Lions eat everything.
Do you know that?
Lions don't eat anything, do you know that?
Why?
Lions don't eat anything, do you know that?
How do you know?
So in the animal world, lions are the only ones who eat everything?
What's wrong with your head?
In the animal world, lions are the only ones who eat everything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're in a star group called "downtown", aren't you?
What?
It's not a group.
You're in charge of making jokes, aren't you?
You're making jokes, aren't you?
What's wrong with your head?
What?
Can you fight? Can you fight?
Can you fight?
You haven't come to me yet.
You're in charge of making jokes in "downtown", aren't you?
That's right.
But you don't make jokes to anyone, do you?
You're in charge of making jokes, aren't you?
That's right.
You don't make jokes like this, but you're really strong.
So first of all...
You...
What's wrong with you?
First of all...
What's wrong with you?
You have a bad temper, don't you?
Don't you have a bad temper?
I don't.
You have a bad temper sometimes, don't you?
I don't care about that.
That's why things are like this.
I know, I know.
If you say anything more,
you'll get a lot of laughter boxes.
No, I know what's going on.
I can't say anything more.
I knew it.
You're trying to make things up.
But you know, there are empty boxes, too.
Yes, there are.
Earlier you said there were empty boxes, too.
There are empty boxes.
You can still open them, but there's nothing in there.
That's why I didn't open it.
You know...
Sometimes you lock it up, but you don't open it.
Bring out your tools.
What's that?
Don't you have a lot of customers?
Hello.
Here you go.
You sound like a liar.
Let me introduce you.
This is Keigo Horiguchi.
He's 23 years old.
Really?
I thought you were a little younger.
He's from Shinagawa Prefecture, Tokyo.
His hobby is...
going on a trip.
Yes, going on a trip.
He goes on a trip and looks for matchsticks.
In one go?
What's that supposed to mean?
You know...
What are you doing?
What?
I'm not doing anything wrong.
You should've said that earlier!
I was just being honest.
What did you do?
I was just being honest.
I'll say it.
You know...
Hey!
Don't shake me like that.
I was held back.
You were held back.
I was held back.
Thank you.
Actually, this is a rumor of my class.
Hama-chan is the son of Charlie Hama.
Mac-chan grew up in the jungle of Africa.
Are you still the son of Charlie Hama?
What?
Charlie Hama.
That's too much.
It's a lot.
It's true that you grew up in the jungle of Africa.
Do you want me to do it?
Come on.
OK.
How many doors do you have?
Not many.
It's true that I grew up in the jungle of Africa.
Really?
Who did you grow up with?
What?
Who did you grow up with?
What?
Who did you grow up with?
Oh, well...
Flamingo.
Mac-chan, are you OK?
I was raised by a flamingo.
Why were you in Africa when you were little?
Oh, you asked me a good question.
That's good.
Can you answer it?
Yes, I can.
Well...
One day...
Yes.
I...
In Africa...
Yes.
I went there for fun.
Really.
Even now, I'm like a flamingo.
When I shake my head like this...
My head is like a flamingo.
What?
I'm not a kid.
I'm not a kid...
What?
Ouch!
I'm not a kid.
Ouch!
I'm not a kid!
Step on it!
The staff of "Kids of Tsukai" and "Arai Enmei" are kind of scary.
Are they?
When we're recording, they're all stiff, grinning, and laughing hard.
The guys in charge are also playing tag while lining up.
It's like they only think of us as insects.
Even so, if we're waiting for them to show up, Matsumoto-san will say, "These guys are stupid."
If we're like, "Come on!" and shout with Hama- chan, she'll say, "Shut up, stupid!"
The only thing we're not afraid of is Team Zero's introduction.
Why are you clapping?
For now, you shouldn't say "stupid" or "step on it" to the audience.
But you say it too, don't you?
"Stupid? Stupid?" You don't say it?
You don't say it?
"These guys are stupid." You say it, don't you? You write it, don't you?
I don't say it.
You say it!
Have you heard it before?
No, I haven't.
You even said it!
You're funny.
Hey!
That's enough, Melton.
Next, Ikina. Is that enough?
Is that enough?
Yes, one more.
One more?
Yes.
I'm tired of this.
But you're riding it.
Good evening!
Good evening? He doesn't say that.
He doesn't say that usually!
What?
He says it because it's getting old.
Good evening, Machanhama-chan.
You say it.
Good evening.
Good evening, Machanhama-chan.
Good evening.
A little while ago, the set behind us became new.
Yes, it did.
I was curious about it every week.
While you and Machanhama-chan are talking,
when you look at the set on the right,
you can see something like a human's face.
Is it written in the set?
That's a bad way of looking at it!
It says you're smiling a little!
It's here! This picture!
It's true. It's around here.
If you go by picture...
If you go by picture, it's around here.
Isn't it this?
This picture is correct.
It says you're smiling a little!
It's around here.
It says you're smiling a little.
Can you see it from a distance?
Can you see it from around there?
It's you!
No, no, I'm serious.
Why are you laughing?
I don't know what to do. It's difficult to laugh a little.
What are you talking about?
Really? It's nothing.
It's fine.
Yes.
Shall we go home?
Yes, let's go home.
Because it's nothing.
It's nothing.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know if I'm talking comfortably on stage like this, but I don't talk for a long time.
I'm nervous.
Because I'm nervous that everyone is watching me on stage.
You're relaxed.
You're good at this area.
A little while ago, I put my hand in my pocket and said, "Ah, there's a cigarette."
That's it!
I'm nervous, let's go!
Well, it's fine.
That's all.
I talked more.
I'm going home like this.
Are you thinking of going home like that?
Well, that's right.
But, you know...
I smoke a lot recently.
About Manga No. 1...
If Manga No. 1 becomes like this, I'm in trouble...
That old woman said...
I'm worried about you, old woman. If this becomes like this, what should we do?
She called me "Yoshimba".
What?!
You didn't think of this?!
I'm not confident about this...
- Welcome. - Thank you, thank you.
Good evening!
- What are you doing?! Don't annoy me! - What do you mean?
- Talk! - If you don't talk, I'll annoy you.
- That's right! - It's strange...
- Are you an actor? - Yes, yes.
I'm an assistant...
That's how it is.
What if you asked Junjun to introduce you to his staff girlfriend?
Who did you ask first?
Yanaoka.
That's it.
Yanaoka!
Nice to meet you, your girlfriend!
What about Takasu?
How about Takasu?
Of course, Takasu.
Don't call me "Mitchan", "Mitchan".
"Mitchan", "Eh?"
Yanaoka, and then Takasu's "Mitchan".
That's nice.
It's like you're back in the game.
And then there's Parman No. 2's "Telekula Desiria".
That's nice.
Anyway, that's all for today.
Goodbye!
Thank you for your hard work!
Matsumoto-san, please play some music!
What's so funny?
Lend me a d-hack!
That's funny!