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F1 GP Tokyo
We will hold F1 GP in Tokyo every month in Gaginosukai area.
F1 GP Tokyo
We will hold F1 GP here today.
I see.
We and our staff will race with our own cars.
We will race with our own cars.
Our own cars?
Yes, our own cars.
I see. I was wondering why you found out.
Everyone knows about it.
I see.
I also...
This is a used car, isn't it?
Yes, this is a Nissan Impala 630r.
This is a pretty expensive car.
I've been driving this car for about five years.
You must be rich.
Why do you have such an old car in a black showcase?
What is that shop?
It's my monster exotic coquettish machine.
It's got a little bit of energy in it.
Would you like to take a look in the engine room?
No, I don't want to.
Why?
I don't want to.
I wish you could see it.
Is there something hidden in it?
Actually, there is Umekichi in it.
Umekichi
Producer, Prosecutor Suga.
What is this car called?
1975 911.
Porsche 911, right?
Excuse me, I can't look at the camera.
You're not white!
How many years have you been eating in this world?
What is this car called?
1974 Porsche 911 Carrera.
How is this car?
It looks good, but I'm not good at driving.
You're not good at eating.
The staff is also not good at eating.
Hello.
You're loud.
I'm Umeda.
How many kilometers have you driven so far?
It's the fastest and it's about 220 km/h.
Where do you live?
I live in Setagaya.
Where is the nearest police station?
What?
Where is the nearest police station?
Setagaya, Tamagaya, Tamagawa...
Tamagaya?!
Tamagawa police station.
How many kilometers have you driven so far?
About 80 km.
You're lying!
This is a car type.
RX-7.
It's called "kaburiore".
Motoi-chan's grandfather is also called "kaburiore".
Motoi-chan likes this kind of rotten car quite a bit.
You like it!
Everyone, speak properly!
You like it!
On a good day like this...
Look at me!
This is a chassis from a Nissan Safari.
I've heard rumors about you.
That you dug a hole on your way back from skydiving.
That's right!
He dug a hole with me on board!
There's a tissue in front of you, but you're a businessman after all.
What do you think of this?
It's a Hilux Surf.
A Hilux Surf?
Yes.
Do you care about cars like this?
No, I don't.
What's with you?!
I get pranked a lot.
Before I came here.
Like when I was digging a hole.
Digging a hole?
Oh, really?
Then let's write "don't prank me" on your 10 yen note.
No, it's fine.
You're a writer, Tavas, right?
Yes, I am.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, thank you for touching me.
Stop it.
It says "don't prank me", but I don't like it.
Hey, take this.
What?
Hey, hey, hey.
Take this.
What?
More, more, more.
What are you doing? Sorry, sorry.
Is it funny? It's not funny!
By the way, it's round like this.
It's boring. I see.
I'm Noriasu of Team Zero.
I'm Aisha of Noriasu.
I'm Honda Met Intact.
I'm fixing helmets here.
Like this.
You came all the way here with this, didn't you?
Yes.
By the way, you know too much about yourself.
No one can take it off.
Even if you lose it here, it's the same as a ugly woman covering it up.
Well, then.
Yes.
Shall we go now?
Yes.
Everyone is standing in front of their own cars.
Ready, go!
And run.
And get in.
Yes.
And the goal is the line in front of you.
Yes.
Do you want to win until there?
Yes, yes.
I'll let the winner do the winning round.
Is it okay?
Is it okay, everyone?
Is it raining?
Please be careful.
Be careful of slipping.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it okay?
And don't be stupid!
The reason I'm not stupid is because of this rule.
Ready...
Congratulations!
I made a mistake, but I turned on the radio.
Yes.
So it was my favorite song.
I heard it.
You're noisy!
Well, then, Matsumoto-kun.
Yes.
Let's have Yanaoka-kun, who won, do the winning round one more time.
Yes.
You're stupid!
That's great!
Congratulations!
Can I show you how I feel right now?
Yes!
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's been a while since we've been in Asakusa.
It's been a while since we've been here, hasn't it?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah.
Well, um... how do you say it?
It's rare for a star like me to come to Asakusa.
Did you say that again?!
Huh?
You know...
I thought we should talk about this today.
You know...
I'm pretty reliable, you know?
Oh, yeah.
The other day, um... it's been a while since I met up with my local friends, you know?
And, you know... I'm going now.
It was pretty late at night.
In the middle of the night?
In the middle of the night, like one and a half or something like that.
Well, it's late, but I thought I'd have some tea or something.
I went to the bookstore and went all the way to the bottom of the mansion and, you know... I called them!
Your friends?
Yeah.
"Come out," I said.
And I went.
And I came all the way to the front and called them.
And from over there...
I found out later, you know, when I got older.
A 16-year-old woman...
Yeah.
In the middle of the night...
Yeah.
With a plastic bag in her hand...
Yeah.
She was walking towards me.
Huh? What's that?
Are you making anpan?
Are you eating some kind of candy?
You idiot!
If you say that, I'll eat you up!
And...
As soon as I called them...
My eyes closed.
Yeah.
And at that moment...
It was like...
It was completely...
It was like... "Whoa!"
Yeah.
Whoa!
Mocchan!
That's what they said.
Whoa, you can't do that in the middle of the night, can you?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
What are you doing at this hour?
Yeah.
You shouldn't be doing that!
No, I really...
My parents have always...
You know...
They've always worked to raise young people like me.
You're just a green old woman!
When I was young, I used to ride a randosel and was sent by your aunt and next by your uncle to school.
Now we're a couple and I'm riding a randosel with a green old man.
Hey, you little rascal! Go home now!
"Go home!" I said.
Then I called you and said, "Oh, Matsumoto, we're already here."
Hey, leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Oh, I got it. I'll go right away.
When I turned around and saw you, you were sitting in the passenger seat of my car.
I was lucky.
You're not lucky. You don't even have a job in your neighborhood.
If you saw me like that, I wouldn't have been born.
I know, but...
What are you doing?
That's not good. Get out of the car.
I told you.
I'll ask you later.
You said "no, no" and got out of the car.
My friend came over and looked at you in the passenger seat.
What's wrong?
She said, "I'm your girlfriend!"
Don't lie to me!
You just met me. Why am I your girlfriend?
Don't say that.
She said it.
You're honest, aren't you?
Don't trust people like me!
What's wrong with you?
Get rid of that dangerous thing in your hand.
It's not dangerous at all.
Get rid of it.
Really?
Of course.
Why do you want me to get rid of it?
Did you take it home?
No, but I told you to go home.
Go home.
Right?
I can't go home.
I can't go home. Take me somewhere.
Oh, come on!
What's wrong with you?
You're sixteen!
Isn't that your stride zone?
You're in the middle of it!
Even if you're a local in Tokyo, you can't say 'yatta' in front of a 16-year-old woman in front of the TV.
No, it's not like that. It's not 'yatta'.
Did you 'yatta'?
I'm asking you, did you 'yatta'?
Well, I 'yatta'.
No, you didn't 'yatta'!
For example, if the police ask you what you're doing over there,
you probably won't let them trust you, even if you say it like that.
Is that so?
Then you won't let them get away with it.
What do you mean you won't let them trust you?
Does that mean you're doing what you're doing?
That's right, that's right.
They'll probably think of me like an accomplice.
There's a lot of dramas, you know?
I opened the door and it was jam packed, nobody was there,
so I opened the door and went in,
and inside, there was a vase, someone was cutting my head off,
and I was like, 'ahhh,'
and when I was shaking, there was a woman from the next apartment saying,
""'yatta!'"
'Yatta!'
This is why you 'yatta'!
That's exactly right.
What are you going to do?
I'll run away.
You can't do anything about it.
Even if you run away, your face will be memorized.
In that case, you can't do anything about it.
That's not what I meant.
When you go to your grandmother's house, you make this face.
I can't do anything about it.
Your face won't be memorized.
When you run away, you make a normal face.
That's nonsense, Hana-chan.
You shouldn't trust anyone.
That's a good thing.
I'm shocked that you say you don't trust me.
I'm allergic.
I can't help it if you don't trust me.
It's hard for me if you don't trust me.
That's a joke.
You stole gasoline.
That's enough.
That's not important.
That's not...
You stole gasoline.
That's not important.
That's not...
What are you doing?
"I stole this." "No, no, no." "I stole this." "No, no, no."
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I never touched anybody's things.
I swear I've never done it.
I'm not boasting, but I've never stolen anything.
You're funny, you're funny.
Now, what did I steal?
Well, first of all, I set up a trash can at home for New Year's and spent all my New Year's money there.
- You stole it, didn't you? - Um...
- You stole it, didn't you? - What do you want?
- You stole it, didn't you? - What?
Don't push me!
I was about to go in!
You stole it, didn't you?
- You stole someone else's stuff, didn't you? - That's all.
- What?! - You don't know, but I might have stolen it with you.
- But I'll return it the next day. - You're lying!
- You're lying. - I'm not lying.
"You're lying" is what my mother kept telling me.
You shouldn't touch other people's stuff.
Even if you touch it, you should return it double.
That's what she told me.
- That's what my mother taught me. - I get it!
You're green!
Didn't you steal some sweets before going to school?
I did!
- What did you steal? - What?
- What did you steal? - Chocolates and stuff like that.
Popcorn and stuff like that.
Popcorn, popcorn, popcorn...
You shouldn't do that.
You shouldn't steal a single popcorn.
Those who steal popcorn will be dead by the time they're born.
What about Karl?
I wouldn't steal Karl.
He's a sea cat.
What?
A sea cat.
Isn't it sad to be a sea cat?
I'm not a cat, but you call me a sea cat.
Do you have any sweets you stole?
I do, I do, I do!
You shouldn't do that!
- What did you steal? - What did I steal?
- Potato chips! - I've had a lot of potato chips.
Why do you have them in your pocket?
Because I'm not dead yet. If I die, which one will I eat?
- What is it? - Potato chips.
What flavor?
- It doesn't matter what flavor! - Of course it does!
- It's delicious! - It's potato chips, so it doesn't matter what flavor you eat them with!
- Of course it does... - Of course it does!
- What flavor?
- Seaweed salt. - Seaweed salt is the most famous one among potato chips!
Please come in!
- Yes. - Good evening.
- What's your name? - Yoshimi Takimura.
- How old are you? - I'm eighteen.
What's your father's name?
Kouji.
What's your mother's name?
Kie.
What's your father's name?
Kouji.
What's your mother's name?
Kie.
What's your name?
Yoshimi.
What nation are you from?
Japanese.
I see.
I know everything about her.
You know?
You only know my father and my name.
I know it.
Is that so?
Yes, yes.
In her place, shall I say it?
About her?
Yes.
What's your father's name?
Kouji.
What's your father's name?
I'm sorry.
I have one more thing to say.
This kind of thing happens all the time.
I'll say it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Well, then...
Shall we introduce today's headline again?
Previously, I went to Kanda Panthe Hall with a friend and my mother and inquired about it.
Until that day, I didn't know which of them was a fan of Downtown.
I didn't think about it too much, but...
You didn't think about it?
On that day, I realized that I was a fan of Matsumoto Hitoshi.
My heart naturally chased Matsumoto-san and stood in front of Matsumoto-san, who was trying to go home with a pen and notebook.
I see.
I thought many people would say to themselves, "No, no!"
However, Matsumoto-san quickly received the pen and signed it slowly.
When my mother said "thank you" from behind me,
I looked back at Matsumoto-san's smile and said, "I won't forget it anymore!"
You're Fujiyama Tanbe, aren't you?
Your smile!
In addition, there is something like this.
This is an excerpt from a newspaper article.
I also received it.
This person is Shisayo-chan of Aichi Prefecture.
I will read this excerpt.
It seems like it was in a midday newspaper article.
"Complete Preservation Edition of Nostalgic Anime Famous Scenes" on the 13th.
It was a special edition of anime that was very popular among children.
There were many things like this.
When I saw the last scene of "Flanders",
Matsumoto-san in Downtown said, "This made me cry", but I couldn't help but cry!
It was impressive.
You made me so moved, Aga-kun.
You brought all of that up, didn't you, Aga-kun?
When I'm laughing like this,
it's better for me to be a little reckless,
or when I'm not really myself,
it's better for me to be a little poisonous,
so I force myself to change myself,
but sometimes you can see a little bit of my true nature!
You can't hide it, can you?
You can't help but cry,
and those are beautiful, beautiful tears, you know?
Have you ever cried for someone?
For someone...
When I used to watch "Don't Call Me Dad" back in the day,
I used to say things like that.
You cry in dramas, don't you, "Don't Call Me Dad"!
Say it differently!
Isn't there anything that makes you cry more in your daily life?
For example, when you go home and twist the faucet's faucet, water comes out.
Ah, the faucet...
Can you cry?!
Can you really cry like that?!
Can you really cry when you go home and twist the faucet and water comes out?!
I'm going to cry!
"Don't Call Me Dad", you idiot!
Depending on how much water comes out of the faucet,
do you think it's normal for water to come out of the faucet?
No, it's not!
That's what you should think about!
The water that really comes out of the faucet is called "faucet waterman"!
You're wearing a cloak! A red cloak!
Isn't that enough of that story?
Yeah!
If you were really there...
What?
If you were really there...
Wearing that red cloak...
I'd be grateful too!
Right?
Yeah.
You're not there!
You are!
I've never seen you!
I am! I am!
You're not there!
You've never seen me!
Irisa-san...
Actually, I...
I don't think I should say this, but...
I'll say it!
Today...
You came to the venue, didn't you?
Ah, I'm back.
There's no electricity!
That's the wonderful thing about the waterway.
Sorry, I lied.
Tomo...
Notchball...
Yes!
Can you wait a little longer?
Yes!
This is a strange place.
People who watch this show are idiots.
If you weren't there, I'd forget about you.
That's not true!
It's not like that!
It's true!
When was it? When was it?
Even today's guests look like idiots.
Don't say that!
Really...
No, I'll say it again.
I'm sorry, but...
Can you wait a little longer?
Anyway...
It's getting late.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
You don't like it here?
What? You don't like it here?
Here...
It stinks!
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's hard to hear what's behind you.
It seems like it.
Behind me...
From now on...
There will be dogs and rabbits.
I see.
This is a present for you.
I see.
Suzuki Miki, 17 years old.
She's here today.
Oh, really?
Let me give you this.
Thank you!
Here you go!
Kokose!
Yes?
This has electricity on it now...
Do you know you need electricity for construction?
A lot of people want this.
You can pass it on.
There are a lot of people who want it.
Do you want it?
Of course I do!
Of course you do!
And you're a member of the club!
Thank you!
The voice of a song that goes away.