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By the way, I moved to Noriyasu's house in Yamazaki, Team Zero, which is hosting our show today.
I moved.
It's only been about two weeks.
Yes, but I live in a place where I don't think Japanese people live.
Today, we moved in for you, Mr. Yamazaki.
That's right. We can't do anything for you, but we gave you a present we worked hard on.
One more thing.
Yes.
I've been talking about you a lot today.
Yes.
I'm calling you today.
Yes.
Mr. Zoda!
Hello, sir.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
My junior moved in today.
Yes.
It seems like he's living in a ridiculous place.
I see.
If you don't mind, let's do it.
Absolutely.
Please do it.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
I heard you moved out.
I brought you some souvenirs.
Look.
Cake.
Thank you.
Let's eat it.
You know,
I'm always curious about how people move out.
That's right.
Humans are
extremely rare in the spirit world.
I invite super famous people
and ask them to tell me
about the direction of this house
and if there's anything in this house.
Really?
Let's have a teacher come in.
Teacher!
Yes?
What is this room?
This is the room where you said you moved out.
Isn't it terrible?
What?
Wait a minute.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
Do you mind?
What are you doing?
You scared me.
I'm serious.
If I knew you were like this,
I wouldn't be on TV.
Look.
Are you serious?
I'm telling you.
You can't do this.
What?
Everyone has it.
You can't do this.
Oh, my God!
You can't do this.
You can't do this?
Oh, my God!
Wait a minute.
You can't do this.
You have an attachment to it.
Why do you have it?
No.
Listen to me.
Don't you want it?
You can't do this!
You have an attachment to it.
You can't do this.
You can say what you want.
Don't worry.
Don't worry about it.
He'll pay for it.
Let's get out of here.
No, I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Yes.
Thank you for watching.
It's not a game.
(Japanese)
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Yes, yes, good luck.
Yes.
Yes, be a good student.
Yes.
Thank you very much, teacher. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
We'll do it later.
Yes.
Yeah!
Good for you.
It's good you came.
We didn't do it for money.
It's true.
What are you laughing about?
Nothing.
Let's go to the bathroom.
Yes.
Shit!
Here you are. Thank you very much.
All right, it's all over now.
It's all over now!
It's hot!
It's the morning of peace!
Yes!
It's hot!
Yamanagi!
Congratulations!
It's all over now!
Yamanagi!
You should have left it there!
Yamanagi, let's go home.
See you!
Don't close it every day!
Clean it up!
Take care!
See you!
I'll go home with you.
I'll come back next week, too.
I'll stay here for three weeks.
I'm proud of you!
Let's go.
- Hello. - Hello.
- You two have really grown up. - Yes.
- But today's opening was fun. It's been a while, hasn't it? - Um, how do you say it?
- What was it? - We've been doing it on this board for a long time.
- Recently, we haven't been shooting much. - Today was fun.
- Today was fun. But I want to do one more thing.
- Yes. - On the door, I want to write "I love you" in lacquer.
- I wanted to do this a little bit. - Just like me, right?
- Yes. Unfortunately, I couldn't do this a little bit. - I'd like you to see it.
- But, you know, the staff here is not good. - Yes.
- I'm not good at it, you know. - You're not good at it.
- When the fireworks went off, we were already satisfied.
- But, you know, this mayonnaise...
- Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
- What should we do? We can't put it all in our mouths, you know?
- That's a little weird, isn't it? - Yes.
- After that, it would be nice if we had some raw vegetables, you know? - Yes, yes.
- We could cut it up so it's easier to eat, you know? - Throwing it in like this would be fine, you know?
- That's right. - But, you know, sometimes, you know...
- How do you say it? You shouldn't teach your seniors how to break things like that.
- But we did a lot of it. - What?
- Today. - Well, we did a lot of it today, you know.
- I think we messed up. - But you know, you shouldn't be too strict about it, you know.
- Really?
- "Look at this! I paid for it!" said my manager.
- "Oh, that's... how do you say it?"
- "That's too much. He's stupid, isn't he?"
- "That can't be it!" - Hmm...
- You know, I'll tell you a little bit about my dream.
- Well, we all like our dream staff quite a bit, you know.
- We went to karaoke. - That's right. We went to a music venue and then...
- And when we went to karaoke, that idiot drank a lot of sake.
- Well, he's a pretty strong guy, but... - That day was amazing.
- It was amazing, you know. He was like, "Yay!"
- With that face and that outfit, you know?
- And he sang Rebecca's "Friends".
- When "Friends" came out and "Moonwalk" came out... - Where did you go?
- I thought, "Wow, Nitta's pretty good."
- But when I realized it, Nitta wasn't there! - That's right, that's right.
- I thought, "Oh, where did he go?" but I just left him be.
- And then my manager, Tamura-kun, you know...
- Nitta-san was downstairs and... I couldn't stand it anymore.
- You really wanted to go see him? - Yes, I really wanted to go see him.
- "Hey, Matsumoto-san, don't go!"
- "Matsumoto-san, don't go!" - Why?
- "Don't go!" - No, I'm going!
- "Don't go! Please!"
- "Why not?" - "I see. If you insist, I'll go with you, but..."
- "Please don't be angry." - "Please don't be angry at all!"
- "Why would I be angry?" - "It's not like you're drunk or anything."
- "I wouldn't be angry." - "That's right."
- "It's not like you're drunk or anything." - "That's right."
- "If you're drunk and get carried away like that, you won't have fun." - "That's right."
- "I wouldn't be angry about it." - "You're right!"
- "Please don't be angry!" - "I know."
- "I said it with a loud voice." - "I said it with a loud voice."
- "You're not even angry anymore." - "I'm not angry anymore?!"
- "With my Camaro hood on!" - "With my Camaro hood on!"
- "I'm not angry!" - "I'm not angry!"
- "What?! What?!" - "What?! What?!"
That sounds good, too!
I'll go home and look at my camera's hood!
I'll make sure to take a good look at Nitta's shoulders!
Wait! Do you want me to look at them later?!
So I fell asleep, and I was over the line of "I'm not angry!"
So I opened my eyes wide, and I opened my eyes wide, and I thought, "Should I apologize?"
Ah, I fell asleep again!
- "I fell asleep again!" - "I fell asleep again!"
You fell asleep twice with that hood on!
Ah, it feels so good!
He's pretty quiet in front of me, but when we're around him, he's pretty rough.
He is.
When we're around him, he suddenly starts talking.
- He's pretty grumpy. - He is.
- He's got that. - He's amazing.
The power of alcohol is scary.
Let's give him a round of applause.
- You know, after you eat it... - Yeah.
- You know, like... - Yeah, yeah.
- You eat a lot. - Yeah.
You take a big bite with your toothpick, and you take a big bite.
- I don't eat that! - You don't?
Taking a bite out of my mouth and putting it back in my mouth is disgusting.
I spit it out then, but I don't take a big bite out of my mouth and put it back in my mouth.
I don't take a big bite out of my mouth and put it back in my mouth.
For me, it's like a little dinner.
You've been telling little stories for years.
By the way, I'm really sleepy now.
Really?
Yes, I'm sleepy now.
I was sleeping, too. I wanted to sleep, too.
No, no, I'm serious. Can you sing me a lullaby?
Sleepy...
It's pretty good, isn't it?
Shut up!
Don't make me do it!
That was a lullaby. Don't sleep like that!
That's what I thought.
There's no one who sleeps during the show.
You're pretty sleepy, aren't you?
Really?
Can you touch me?
Yes.
What?
Say "meow"!
Why do I have to say "meow" when you touch me like this?
It's weird.
You're quite a person with a temper, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Say "furofuro"!
Why?
Why can't I say "half-hearted woman" here?
The other day, when I got off at Togyo Station,
you said something weird and funny.
I felt like my head was crashing.
And I said "furofuro".
You said "tatatatatata".
Please go.
Please.
No, I won't.
Please, I beg you.
I won't.
Please, I've been rejected many times.
No, I won't.
Please, go away.
I want you to be my disciple.
There are many people like you in this period of time.
What?
In this period of time.
Oh, yes.
There are people who can't get a job or go to school.
There are people who don't know what to do.
Well, you're right.
When you see us, you feel like you're being pampered by a star.
I understand.
Oh, you just took a picture of me.
I didn't!
What? Are you wary of me?
I didn't know you'd take a picture of me like this.
Please go.
Tama-chan, you wanted an English lesson, so here I am!
Oh, hello!
Nice to meet you!
What did you say?
Well, you know...
You've heard about our show's sponsors, haven't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
We won't do anything.
Right?
And this is Geos.
Yes.
He's good at talking.
Yes.
You're right, you're right.
If you say we won't do anything, we'll bring this person here!
Please greet me in English.
Please say something.
In English, you mean.
No, I don't know.
I'm quick-tongued, so I don't know.
What are you saying?!
Speak slowly!
You're biting and speaking!
I know English, but I'm quick-tongued, so I don't know.
I see, I see.
Please tell me something in English.
You can speak Japanese, can't you?
You can speak Japanese, can't you?!
Yes.
Your make-up is a little too much.
What are you saying?!
This is a chance for you to learn a little.
No, I know most of it!
What do you mean, "where are you from"?
Give it back!
I know.
Why do you have to give it back?!
Just because you know it doesn't mean you have to give it back!
Give it back!
One more time.
Where. Are. You. From?
Where. Are. You...
Who told you to repeat that?!
Speak slowly, will you?!
I'm asking you where you're from!
I don't have to tell you where I'm from or anything like that.
I just wanted to know where the star's house is.
Are you a victim or what?!
Come on, say something!
I don't know where it is, but if I knew where it is, I'd say it.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, nice to meet you.
If you clap like this, it means something like this.
That's right.
When you first meet someone, you have to hold them tight.
If you don't hold them tight and just wave them around...
...it means something like this.
I see.
Is it your first time?
Yes.
Your first...
Ibaraiken Hama-chan's Little Finger
Here you go.
Ibaraiken Hama-chan's Little Finger.
Hello, Hama-chan. I enjoy watching your show every week.
Hama-chan, you're left-handed, aren't you?
"Left-handed people are right-handed...
...and their life expectancy is nine years shorter than others."
Did you know that?
When I was watching TV in the middle of the night...
left-handed people said their life expectancy was shorter...
so I decided to let Hama-chan know as soon as possible.
It's not too late now.
If you want to listen for a long time, let's make it right-handed.
I've heard of it, too.
Oh, really?
It seems like their life expectancy is nine years shorter.
Their life expectancy?
Yes.
Left-handed people are smarter than others.
Oh, really?
Because they use their left brain.
They're smarter.
They're smarter than others.
Are you making fun of me?
Are you right-handed?
Oh, you're more stupid than me.
They're smarter than others.
Oh, really?
If you go with this pattern, you'll die faster than me.
Of course. You're left-handed.
You'll live nine years longer than me.
Oh, really?
That's cool.
That's how it works in math.
That means you'll have more sadness than me.
What are you talking about?
What if you die nine years later?
Nine years is nothing.
What if you die 37 years later?
37 years is nothing.
Nothing will happen.
I won't die and neither will my wife and children.
There is nothing to do.
That is all.
But what if you die a few days later?
You will think about it, won't you?
What if you die a few days later?
Even if it is only three days, it is still a movie.
If you have three days, you can do whatever you want, can't you?
Can you?
Of course you can.
First of all, you can eat a lot of delicious food for a day.
But you don't know how to eat delicious food.
You are poor, so you don't know.
You are poor, too!
I am poor.
I know you are poor.
But you had more money than me.
No, I didn't.
I had a lot of money.
No, you didn't.
I had a microwave.
I didn't have a microwave.
I had a steam iron.
I had a pant presser.
I had my own microwave.
You don't have a microwave.
I am sorry. I lied to you.
You don't have a microwave.
You don't have a microwave, but...
You don't have one.
Everyone is like that at home in summer.
You didn't have calpis in the fridge, did you?
I did have calpis.
I also had coffee milk and milk.
Yes, I had coffee milk and milk, too.
Really?
Yes, really.
Did you have yakult?
Yakult? That's childish.
Why?
I don't like it, but...
You didn't have...
vanilla essence, did you?
You didn't have it, either, did you?
I don't have anything, but I did have vanilla essence.
I have it for some reason.
I did have yukimi daifuku.
You always had it.
You don't even have a bath. What are you talking about?
You didn't have a bath before you moved in, did you?
You didn't have to mop the floor in my house like you do now.
You didn't have to run around like a rat when you ate.
I didn't have a father like you, who eats with a cellophane on top of a meal because of a stomachache.
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
You...
You used to give me donuts when I had a day off.
I had a housekeeper who gave me donuts!
Good evening, Mr. Hamada and Mr. Matsumoto.
I saw you on "Nisei Academy" on TV.
What did you do on TV?
Your father.
Mr. Hamada, you went to an amazing school, didn't you?
You went to a good school, didn't you?
Yes, I did. Can you tell me about it?
Now I go to a normal school.
I heard you don't do that anymore.
I grow out my hair and dress like a normal person.
We live in a completely different world now.
I know. You went to a good school, didn't you?
You don't know anything about this world.
When you look at him now and then,
it's very interesting.
I'm surprised.
It's the first time for you to go abroad for six months.
Then you go home and play, don't you?
Yes.
I go home and play, don't I?
When I look at Chanel on TV,
I'm surprised.
Look at me.
I'm black-faced.
I'm very happy.
I'm a bit scared.
What are you doing!?
They are three colors!
They are red,
green,
and blue.
I love red.
I like red.
I'm quite excited about the news program "Explosion".
It's funny because it explodes.
It happens once in a lifetime, doesn't it?
"Explosion"!
I don't know about that.
It's too much.
No, it's not.
It's too colorful.
No, it's not.
It's the same as "Lord King's".
What does "Lord" mean?
It's "Lord" but it's "King".
Who the hell are you?
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Speaking of people who want the neon can used in the previous set of this program...
I've come this far.
You have to come and get it, don't you?
That's right.
Coming and getting it was my condition.
I'm challenging you today.
I definitely want an electric signboard.
It's not an electric signboard, is it?
It's a neon signboard, isn't it?
What's this?
You called me without telling me anything.
Yes, you're right.
You called me.
I see.
This is Nobuhiko Higashi of Chiba Prefecture...
or Kiyoshi Yasugi.
You're nervous, aren't you?
Oh, I see.
I'm 17 years old.
My first year.
Should I give it to her?
Shall we do that?
Yes.
Suzuki Nikki-chan, you won.
Please come and get the neon can.
Congratulations!
We're going to do a 1,000-player game of dodgeball with 500 people against 500 people.
The losing team will have to play a penalty game.
I'm looking for a penalty game.
What do you mean?
A penalty game for 500 people.
If you have an idea, please let me know.
Anyway, let's start playing dodgeball.
Let's do it!
Suzuki-san, please come and get it.