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Next Tuesday, Chikichiki's Thousand People Project!
Wow, a retort!
You know what, let's start from the opening.
Stop giving me that look!
It's not like it's a late night show!
It's not like that!
Give me a cigarette!
VIERO LAPEZ VIERO LAPEZ VIERO LAPEZ
Dodgeball match. 500 vs 500. That's how it is.
If you play dodgeball in a match between 500 and 500 people, how long does it take?
This is a gift from Sawaki viewers.
It's from Miki Satorufu. Miki Satorufu of Hachioji.
I want to give Miki Satorufu a T-shirt as a gift.
Do it, do it.
I don't know if Miki Satorufu will give me a T-shirt or not.
I'm in a bad mood right now.
I won't do it.
Do it, do it.
After all, I don't know.
I'm rooting for you at Kawasaki Stadium.
Why are you rooting for me?
Human domino match.
What is human domino?
What is it?
Can you line up everyone?
You can line up everyone.
And you can do it one by one.
That's dangerous.
Can you show that to Raffi Knows?
You're old.
Don't forget it.
Next, 1,000 people at home drama.
How about this?
1,000 people at home drama?
Yes.
Well, there are already about 30 old men.
Old men?
There are already about 30 old men.
There are already about 50 old men.
If you don't do it like that, you won't get 1,000 people.
This is pretty simple.
Yes, it is.
Next.
Let's call a UFO.
UFO.
Does that mean we call a UFO with everyone?
It depends on how you call it.
It depends on how you call it?
Yes.
I don't know if it will be in the form of a gong.
If you don't know what you're doing, you'll lose.
I see.
If 1,000 people do stupid things one after another,
won't aliens come with gongs?
Next.
Let's go home dance.
What is the name of the video now?
Let's go home dance.
It's good that you didn't put it in.
Also, let's make a promotional video.
1,000 people will participate in it.
Looking back at what we've been doing for the past ten years, we hope that 1,000 people will cheer for us in the end.
The ending song played by Yami Ozaki that was played in the background in slow motion is also a long song.
Oh, I see.
According to my script, if I do it according to my script, can I take it off?
According to your needs?
Yes.
If it's this work?
Yes.
Can I play the drums at the end?
Yes, about once every ten years.
Yes.
Lastly, I'll play the drums in the background.
Well, it's said that if you play drums in the background of 1,000 people, you won't smell like Streepen's poop.
You won't smell like Streepen's poop if there are 1,000 people.
No way.
Let's play the drums in the background of Iran.
Yes, let's play the drums in the background of Iran.
This is not good.
This is also not good.
It's dangerous.
I don't know what this means.
It's not good.
What about this?
This is also slow motion.
What is this sense?
This is also slow motion.
This is also a fragment of sense.
This is a promotion video.
This is a little expensive.
This is expensive.
Yes, it's expensive.
This is also expensive.
It's expensive.
Yes, it's expensive.
This is not good.
Why is this not good?
This is also expensive.
Yes, it's expensive.
It's impossible to give money to people who come.
Even if it's 500 yen, it's 1,000 times 1,000.
It's impossible.
You can't say you want to eat fried squid.
It's the same thing.
You can't do that.
One drink, one food.
You can't do that.
Which one of these two?
I think it's going to be exciting.
It's not exciting.
It's like, "Yeah, it's over."
That's right.
You don't have a funny ass, do you?
That's because you have a weird ass.
That means...
I'll say it.
It's a dodgeball match of 500 people against 500 people.
This is who lost.
I don't know about you, but...
Women don't come in much.
That's right.
What are you going to do?
I don't know about you, but...
Women can play a penalty game.
A penalty game for 1,000 people.
Right there, right now.
A penalty game for 500 people.
I see.
I don't like it at all.
Well, we don't have much time left.
Let's play with 1,000 people.
Why are you doing a joke?
You're laughing, but I'm Lupin.
How many times have you seen this joke?
I'm Lupin.
If you do it normally...
I'm Lupin.
It doesn't sound like Lupin at all.
What's wrong?
If you draw a line like this, it sounds like Lupin.
Oh, really?
I'm Lupin.
That's funny.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Um...
Excuse me.
There's been an incident on the show.
It's a little late for me to come out, but...
Shomei is a girl, but she fell down the stairs.
I'm really sorry about that.
No, no.
What is it?
She didn't fall down.
She always wears a camera before she comes out.
She's filming me before I come out.
Shomei is a girl.
She's holding a light in both hands like this.
I'm bleeding.
Why do you say that?
She's holding a light in both hands like this.
You're crazy.
She's like the sun.
She fell down the stairs.
We were wondering if she was like the sun.
I felt sorry for you.
She turned around.
Poor girl. Where did she go?
I'm sorry.
It's been a month since she turned around.
You idiot!
She turned around.
Gin-chan!
What?
Yasuka!
You can't do this anymore.
What do you mean?
You have to do something warmer.
Something warmer?
What do you mean?
You're always doing something warmer.
What are you doing?
Hey!
But...
You did it anyway.
You'll go home soon, right?
I'll go home as soon as it's over.
You'll go home, right?
You'll stay until the end and shake hands with everyone.
You did it a few times.
You closed it and came late and waited for about three hours.
You cut everyone's pay and gave them juice.
You did it like that, didn't you?
If you do it again, you won't love me, will you?
That's right.
I'm sorry for making you debut song again.
I didn't love you.
Sorry, it's my fault.
No, it's not.
I loved you.
No, you didn't love me.
The other day, I didn't like gambling and I didn't do it much.
But it's been a long time since I did it and it's almost my first time.
It's a big place.
It's a big place, isn't it?
It's a big place!
I have good information!
Well, I had two, but I spent 50,000 yen on it.
That's right.
It's stupid, isn't it?
It's like this.
Yesterday, in the end, I didn't do it at all.
I spent about 3 million yen.
It's 23 million yen!
Give it to me!
You, give it to me!
I'll call you.
I think there's a way to understand it.
I have a little bit of knowledge.
Don't you?
I can't tell you to get out of my way!
No, no, I really do have a little bit of knowledge.
I live on the island of Babylon.
You're stupid.
No, no, I really do have a little bit of knowledge.
A little, well, just a little bit, but I do have it.
Everyone has it for sure.
Have you had it before?
Well, there was a time when I ate a little too much.
No!
I'm going to die!
You know that, don't you?
You have a little bit of knowledge.
Do you know what your past life is like?
Me? I don't know.
I was wondering if you knew about my past life.
Your teacher knows about it.
Mr. Aoki.
This is nothing special.
It's just a little bit of knowledge.
But don't you think that humans are the best?
Is there anything better than humans?
I don't know. Try it.
Maybe I don't know about it.
I'm sure there are more fun animals.
It's just flies flying around.
Oh, it feels so good.
It feels so good.
It's like my sex is still going on.
It's so good. It feels so good.
Sometimes it stops at my poop.
It's so good!
Maybe you think so.
For example, when you cry.
It's God's will.
God has gathered us.
We can't talk to you.
Why not?
Don't run!
Cheater!
children say that to you.
But you're always like that!
Well, well...
I have an idea.
I will show you how to sound like a crybaby.
What?
Why not?
You must decide by yourself!
First of all, is it good for me to cry though?
Is it good for you to say it?
Yes, it's good.
It's bad for me, but I don't tell anyone.
- I'm a man of one. - I'm a man of one.
- Yes. - Right?
- Yes. - The one who says it first has only one value.
- That's enough of that. - Yes.
- You're a man of one. - I'm a man of one.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Look! - Who is it?!
- It's me! It's me! - It's me!
- The cat has appeared. - The cat has appeared over there.
- I've decided on each of you. - Yes.
- Kaon! - It's you!
- It's me!
- Kaon is me!
- Right? - Yes.
- There was one who was bullied in a book. - Yes.
- Hurry up and decide! We don't have much time! - Yes.
- Everyone is deciding. What should we do? - Yes.
- Coochie-coochie-coo! - Yes.
- What a useless thing you've taken! - Yes.
- But you know, I think humans too... - Yes.
- Well... - Yes.
- I think we still have something. - Yes.
- But maybe humans... - Yes.
- can fly! - Yes.
- Maybe we have some kind of code. - Yes.
- But no one has found it yet. - Yes.
- So maybe we can fly... - Yes.
- if we do our ears three times... - Yes.
- and then we do our ears twice... - Yes.
- and we can fly! - Yes.
But we haven't flown this far, so we want to fly, but we don't want to, do we?
- It would be nice if we could fly... - Really? - Of course!
How nice would it be if we could fly like comedians?
Don't you think so? Like when you fall and you go "bang" and you fly like "fwaaah" and you get a kick in the ass?
- Well, it would be interesting if you could use it like that... - It would be interesting!
Well, you know, my... how should I say it... my prediction is always right...
- You haven't said it yet, have you? - No. - Well, make up something now.
- For example, do you know when I'm going to die? - What's your degree of death?
- Magnitude. - What? - Magnitude! Magnitude!
- In a bath of water... - How deep is it? Is it deep enough for a disaster to happen?
- That's amazing! The Earth is like this! I noticed it when Eskimo was sitting next to me!
- That's terrible! - Terrible! Terrible! - I don't know much about it...
- Eskimei is like... Eskimei is like... I wonder what Eskimei is like...
- I can't think of a single word I don't know... Sorry, I didn't study enough!
- What's Eskimei? - Eskimo... Eskimei... Oskimei!
- You say it! - Good evening! - Yes. - Are you normal people today? - Oh, are you?
- Are you a girl in your third year of university? - Yes. - You're a girl named Komayashi Eri-chan.
- You're 21 years old and you're from Aichi Prefecture? - Yes. - What are you doing now? You're unemployed?
- No, I'm going to a school in Eikawara since I finished college... - You're going to a school in Eikawara...
Huh?
Huh?!
Let me speak.
Let me speak in English.
How are you?
I'm fine, thank you.
Hmm?
Give me nine!
Where are you going?!
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming.
I received this. It's a saturday...
It's called "Buy Matcha's Poop".
It's been on TV since about midnight on saturdays.
The first and second episodes of that show were on "Downtown" as guests.
We were guests in those episodes.
One of my acquaintances said about "Downtown" in connection with that show...
Those two are very rude and rude, and they are late.
They are not good people.
Do you think so, too?
Do you think so?
Do you think so, writer?!
Hey, be polite one more time.
Father! Father!
Father!
You should never say hello wrongly!
Father!
You should never say hello wrongly!
Father!
Is it alright?
First you look at people...
And then you analyze them in your head...
You are not robots!
You know it by looking at it!
It's impossible for you to say "kashikashikashi" to me!
No, I don't do that!
I don't say it like "biii" and "papapapapapapa" and "automata, otomo" and so on...
I don't do that kind of greeting...
The kind of energy and other things...
I don't say it like that...
- That's where I'm at. - You guys use different words?
Of course we do!
For example, if you say "otomo" you say "otomo" and if you say "perman" you say "perman" and if you say "nigo" you say "nigo" and so on.
- You guys are serious. - Of course we are.
You guys are saying "otomo" versions of each other.
I'm Eddy's otomo.
I'm analyzing it now.
Good morning, otomo.
Good morning.
Did you ever say that?
Well, good morning, otomo.
Next.
Who's next?
Saito, our chief director.
You're first, otomo.
Because you're our chief director.
Good morning, Saito.
Shut up!
I can't pull even one of your stockings.
Let's go.
It's a little long today.
I don't want you to pull me.
I love Team Zero's Mr. Yamazaki.
He's so cool and fashionable.
Please give me more chances to show him on TV.
Please, I beg you.
He's got something like this.
What is it?
He recently moved.
Yes.
I went to visit him once and I was surprised.
I see.
You know, there's a road like this.
Yes.
There's a road like this.
Right?
If there's a road like this, there's a door here and this is the room.
That's because there's a step next to the road.
No, it's just a door.
So you can't pay attention to it when it's cold.
And you're driving a car.
There's nothing in it.
No, no, no.
Really?
There's only a big window here.
Where? The back window?
It's thick.
The back window?
Yes. No, it's not the back window.
There's a thick window here.
Next to the door?
It's transparent.
Yes.
If you go in there, there's...
It can't be transparent, can it?
It's transparent.
Is it?
It's transparent.
And you can't pay for it, so there's no curtain.
It doesn't look round.
That's right.
What?
If you stop and think about it, you'll think it's a mannequin.
It's a thick window.
I heard you asked for clothes.
No, no.
No, really.
Let's all go to Yamanagi's house...
Oh! Let's all go to Yamanagi's house for an opening.
Laugh!
Yamanagi's house visit tour.
Visit tour.
Laugh!
This is surprising.
Anyway, that's all for today.
That's right.
It's enough, isn't it?
It's enough.
Why don't you do something?
What?
Why don't you do Japanese dance?
Japanese dance.
What?
Japanese dance.
You!
Japanese dance!
You do it! Japanese dance!
You do it!
Why don't you do jazz dance?
What's good about it?
Jazz dance.
What's good about it?
What?
When Yoshimoto came in, he told me to do jazz dance.
Jazz dance?
Yes.
It's strange. I do it and I don't.
Yes, I'm doing it with a switch.
You!
Why do you do this?
You!
You know why I do this?
That's how it is.
This is...
Yes.
This has seeds.
Yes.
That's how it is. That's how it's made.
Has it always been like that?
Yes.
Oh, it's not coming today.
It's closed today?
It's closed.
Always... Oh, it's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You're late!
Wait a minute! This is an after-shower mannequin, right?
I'm going to fit it in here now!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait!
What is it?
You...
Why do you keep asking me this?
I can't do it like this!
What are you talking about? Try it.
Hey!
Everyone, please cooperate.
His cooperation.
I see!
This guy is the leader!
If this guy leaves, we'll all die!
Yes!
Do you understand?!
Good evening.
Good evening, good evening.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes.
You've been asking for T-shirts for a week.
Yes.
I took a peek and passed by.
Yes.
There's a girl who draws beautifully and says, "I want this."
Oh, is that so?
If you're going to draw beautifully, why don't you draw on Shiro's T-shirt?
Why don't you make it yourself?
It's enough.
Well, we did it at the opening.
It was an event of 1,000 people.
500 people versus 500 people.
Which ball did you decide on?
That's right.
The venue or place will be decided again when you play.
The girl is a bullman.
And...
I'm going to call you "Hachimacchi."
I know.
Macchan, Jimhamachan.
Yes, yes, yes.
What about men?
From George.
Yes, that's fine.
Right?
The girl is definitely a bullman.
Yes, yes, yes.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
And the assistant is Awagi.
Everything is the same, you know.
Here you go, Awagi.
Yes!
The venue or place will be decided again when you play.
And the losing team will play a penalty game.
It's already decided.
As for what we will do in the penalty game...
I'll tell you about it later.
That's all for now.
Use it wisely.
Goodbye.