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"Chikichiki Grandpa and Grandma Gesture Great Operation" in "Gaki no Tsukaiya Ara" episode!
Yes.
This game is divided into Grandpa Hamada's team and Grandma Matsumoto's team...
Grandpa Hamada's team?
I'm sorry. It's divided into Grandpa Hamada's team...
Grandpa Hamada's team?
It's divided into Grandpa Hamada's team...
Yes.
...and you have to use gestures to get points.
Yes.
It's just like the title of the game, right?
I see. I understand.
Yes. First of all, I'd like you to ask the first question to Grandpa Hamada.
Yes.
Then, gesture game, start!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Gorilla!
Hey! Gorilla! Gorilla!
Gorilla! Gorilla! Look at me!
Stop it!
Hey! Stop it!
Stop it!
Come on!
I can't do it anymore.
Come on!
Stop it!
Just let me say "hey, hey, hey"!
If you say "hey, hey, hey", I won't be in a good mood.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop it! You're making me mad!
Just say "hey, hey, hey"!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're making me mad!
Bear!
What are you saying?
Bear!
I can't think of anything!
The answer is "sukeme".
Oh, "sukeme"!
Oh, my!
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Zester, start!
Don't make a sound!
There's no point in making a sound!
Just say "hey, hey, hey"!
Just say "hey, hey, hey", okay.
I can't do it!
Don't eat it!
There's a son in it!
Don't eat it!
Yaki-no-en.
No!
Oh, it's hot!
Don't eat it!
Oh, it's hot!
Crab.
Hamada team, grandpa will be here this time.
I'd like you, Hama-chan, to guess.
A song will play on the upper monitor.
I'd like you to guess the singer of the song.
Can you put down your headphones for a moment?
You only have one minute, so do your best!
Hamada-san, please answer.
I'd like you to think of it as a song with dancing and say "Dancing Pompokorin."
That's too bad.
The correct answer is Hikaru Genchi's "Paradise Ginga".
I'd like you to say that as well.
VCR, start!
I don't know at all...
Dance, dance.
I was dancing...
Saijo Hideki!
I don't know...
Foreigners.
Grandma said "foreigners", but...
Foreigners!
Foreigners...
Cho Yonpiru?
Now, we have a new set for today!
Yes, look at it!
It's well done!
But it's exactly like what Hibino-san wrote for us!
Yes!
If you look at this new set, it would be nice if it had a little more reaction, but you guys are like animal squids!
Shino-chan!
Really!
Even if you tell a dog, "This reaction is new!", it would still be like that!
You guys are so old-fashioned!
If you had done it a little more...
What!?
Are you a boar!?
The set has become new!
Yes!
Yes, you're right!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Can you think about it for 30 minutes?
Why?
You have a sponsor, don't you?
Yes, we do!
Recently...
What is your sponsor now?
Pizza!
Pizza-ra!
Since you were born, you haven't brought even one pizza to the bakery!
Kashin-chan brought pizza-ra!
Bring it to me in 30 minutes!
It's already midnight!
What else do you have?
Fancel cosmetics!
Fancel cosmetics! That's not it!
Fancel cosmetics!
I brought Fancel cosmetics for the first time!
What did you bring?
I don't know, but something like a set.
Something like eye cream, right?
Oh, you brought eye cream.
That's not it!
That's the Fancel cosmetics I told you to buy and come back!
No, no, no!
If you told me to buy and come back, I would have brought more!
My sponsor bought it for me!
Mobil gasoline!
Oh, you brought it!
Gasoline?
That's not it!
While I was doing it...
"Oh, I didn't put gasoline in it today," and it came out...
When I turned it on and it was full, it felt good!
Don't you know that?
Come back and eat it!
And...
Geos.
It's an English school.
English school?
I won't go there anymore!
Come back and teach me English!
Don't say you don't even want to teach me!
What?
Oh, I see.
You're going to do it on your own from April.
I have a big hand.
Well, I have to do my best.
That's right.
Recently, everyone doesn't say it much, but...
What is this weather in the Kanto region?
Wh-what is it?
But it's really cold, isn't it?
It's not that cold today, is it?
Is it that cold?
It's c-cold!
Oh, I was unconsciously walking until you answered me today!
No, but it's really cold, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
So, you know, the news hasn't spread much.
What are you talking about?
No, no, you have plenty of time, so talk slowly.
No, I'm talking slowly. What's wrong with you?
The news hasn't spread much.
What is it?
You know!
When you saw the news and thought all of it was true, you made a huge mistake! I'll tell you one thing!
You believe that all of the news is true, don't you?
No, I don't.
It's all made up, you know?
For example?
There was a hijack in Haratatsu.
Not a single Japanese passenger was on board.
It doesn't matter!
What?
It doesn't matter whether Japanese people are on board or not!
Why doesn't it matter?
A hijack is not a big deal, so be more serious about it!
You know what I mean?
I'm glad there's no one to worry about!
You're saying it in a different way.
What are you talking about?
There was a hijack.
But not a single Japanese passenger was on board.
What are you saying?
You're making me crazy!
It doesn't matter!
Why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing! I'm not laughing!
You're not laughing, but why are you so relieved?
I'm relieved that no Japanese passengers are on board!
What?
If a Japanese passenger was on board and got injured, how would you deal with it?
I don't know about you!
If there was a foreign passenger on board, you'd definitely have something to do with it!
There isn't!
I don't know about that!
Yugoslavia's Chada!
No, no. For example...
For example, when you were about to get on the elevator and it was about to close, there was someone who opened it for you.
And that person is yougoslavia's Chada!
But I've never been in a situation like that before, Agedemotan.
Yes, Agedemotan is Japanese.
Suzuki-san opened it for me.
In fact, in your friendship with Suzuki-san, yougoslavia's Austin-san opened it for you.
And Chada-san is the savior of Austin-san's life!
That's terrible!
That's why you and Chada-san found a connection somewhere.
If Chada-san hadn't saved Austin-san, Austin-san's friend's elevator wouldn't have opened.
Do you understand?!
If you think like that, you're not a foreigner.
I, a Filipino, don't think that way.
I'm cool, right? My partner is Filipino!
I'm cool, right?!
There are a lot of lies in weekly magazines, too.
What are you talking about?! Shut up!
There's a commercial model for yougoslavia.
She's very popular now!
When yougoslavia saw that commercial, she asked you who you were with, Sato!
That's definitely a lie!
When yougoslavia saw that commercial, she asked you who you were with, Sato!
You know what? Today, you and this audience are against me.
What are you talking about?
That's enough.
What's enough?
If you keep being like this, I have an idea, too.
What is it?
I have an idea.
What is it?
What?
What is it?
If you make me angry, I'll be scared!
So, what are you going to do?
If you make me angry...
So, what are you going to do?
If I bend over a little...
What are you doing?
I...
Are you mad? What are you doing?
If I bend over a little, the show will be messed up.
Bend over.
You're amazing.
No, no, bend over.
Oh...
What?
Bend over.
Are you crazy?
I can't stand it. Do it.
I'm really scared.
Shut up!
So, bend over!
What do you want me to do?
You...
Well, I'm not going to talk about it today.
Is this a new comedy show?
I'll talk about it next week.
Next week is fine, isn't it?
Why next week?
Hey!
Usually, when you talk to people,
you talk with your arms crossed.
I'm not like that.
When I'm alone, I do something like this.
I...
I've said it before, but I don't know if I should say it again.
What?
Who's talking?
I'm listening to you instead of you.
Do you have to talk like this?
I don't care.
I can hear you even if you talk like this.
If you can hear me,
is it okay for me to do anything?
If you can hear me even if I do anything,
does it mean you're listening to me?
Yeah, yeah. Talk to me.
What do you want me to do?
Talk to me.
Talk to you?
Why don't you talk to me yourself?
What are you going to do? Go home tomorrow?
No.
Go home tomorrow?
You're working hard in the morning, aren't you?
No, no.
I don't know.
I'm not mad about it.
Just answer me what I've asked you.
If I'm doing this,
you'll answer me.
If you're just doing this,
you'll get mad.
If you do this and say you'll go home tomorrow,
I won't get mad either.
Really?
I won't get mad at you at all.
You won't?
No, I won't.
If you're done with your question, go home.
Go home tomorrow.
Go home.
Go home at what time?
You're annoying me!
It's hard.
I can't say it if you don't say it.
If you can't go home,
is it okay for me to do anything?
You're wrong.
You're not like this.
What?
You're not like this.
No, I mean...
What do you call it?
The practice of swimming?
No, not swimming.
No, golf.
Where is it?
There's a problem there.
What is it?
It's your hobby.
And this area is your workplace.
Bringing your hobby to your workplace,
that's what I like about you.
No, no.
What I'm doing is not serious.
I don't care what you're talking about!
Stop it!
Please come in.
Hello.
Yes.
Please come in.
Are you Kobayashi Kiriko?
Kiriko!
Kiriko.
Your real name?
I wanted to be the first in this show as a talent.
So I came here.
In fact, I heard that you have a lot of work to do in April.
So I came here as an assistant for you.
I see.
For example, do you want to do drama?
Yes, drama and variety shows.
Do you want to do comedy?
Yes.
Comedy is harder than it looks.
I've never done something like this in front of a camera.
It took me six years to do this.
This is my first job.
This, this, this.
This is a pose of a comic book author.
It took me eight years.
When we take photos, we usually do like this.
This is a pose of a comic book author.
It took me eight years.
Yes, yes.
This is hard work.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
You thought of doing something with a thousand people.
We will clean the toilet in Yamase Line.
If we do it together, it will be clean.
Why do we have to do that?
Oh, you are here.
No, I'm serious. Why do we have to do that?
In a show...
You...
What?
You are sad little sheep.
You are stupid.
Have you ever cleaned the toilet?
Yes, I did it with my hands.
Yes, you were good at it.
Yes, I did it with my hands when I was in high school.
I did it only for one year.
But it's dirty and useful.
Sometimes it is useful.
What do you do with it?
What? Really?
You are a monster.
You are stupid.
I always enjoy watching you play.
By the way, you said you are good at fighting.
How many people can you win against elementary school students?
Against elementary school students?
There is no limit.
I don't know if they are big or small.
I don't know.
Recently, they are big.
I have been fighting all my life.
I will tell you how to win against elementary school students.
Speak up!
There is always a leader.
Finding a leader is the best way to win against elementary school students.
I agree.
Even if elementary school students are 200 or 300 people, there is always one person who is not good at fighting.
That person is a leader.
Right?
A leader is someone like me.
So, what I am saying now is useless.
You are in the movie "Hikori Hikori".
Right?
I have already explained everything.
So, you are one of me.
Wait!
- There is a leader. - Yes, yes.
- And you find him. - Yes, you find him.
- There is one person, all of them are black, but one of them is red.
- That is your sister's gift! - That is your sister's gift!
- No, that is not! - No, no!
- That is not a leader! - No, no!
- All of you are giving your sister's gift! - No, no!
- That is not! - No, that is not!
- You should not do that! - You should not do that!
- All of you are giving your sister's gift! - Yes, you should not do that!
- What do you think of that? - You should not do that!
- There! - Here!
- The leader is down. - You are stupid!
Of course, why don't you appear in movies and dramas like Hama-chan?
- I am your fan. - What?
- I am your fan. - I am your fan.
I asked my friends why they think like that.
Look at his face! He looks like a fool.
And he is ultra-shiny and looks like a pomegranate.
He can't remember lines and his acting is like Horichemi.
I was super-ultra-special-mammoth-shocked.
What are you talking about?
Hama-chan, do you know my acting skills?
If you know, please tell me.
Although it is a famous short story,
everyone says that I am better at acting than you.
Well, you know, I...
I hate you!
And I hate you so much!
The acting when you do comedy and serious acting are completely different.
They're completely different.
That's true.
So, if I really turn against the actor...
How can I say...
Even Mori Shigei would be a little scared.
You've become a big guy all of a sudden, haven't you?
A little more...
A little more than a thousand people...
I don't feel like turning against Japanese actors and actresses.
I don't feel like turning against Japanese actors and actresses, but they all smell a little.
Their acting...
Who smells, for example?
All of them.
When I say I'm sad and I want to make a sad face...
I can't make a sad face when I'm really sad.
What kind of face do you make when you're really sad?
When I'm really sad...
I can't make a face like this...
You've become a big guy all of a sudden, haven't you?
That's not how you say it!
You say it too quickly!
You're not my love.
Come here.
I can't make such a delicate face.
Cut!
What's wrong with you?
I can't make such a delicate face.
Is there any reason for sadness?
What kind of sadness?
For example, when my parents died.
Oh, your parents died.
Why did they die?
You've changed since you were born!
No, no!
I was sick and couldn't sleep.
Right?
I was working.
Then I got a warning that I was in danger.
I rushed back to the hospital.
I ran!
I opened the door, but I was already dead.
That's how it was.
So you have a door, right?
Yes.
There are five of you.
And then...
The camera...
The sad feeling at the time...
Unfortunately, it's all five of you.
Hello!
This is the ending!
It looks like you talked a lot today.
You talked for too long that your hands are like this.
The set has changed.
This is the set I've always worn.
This neon candle.
I gave it as a gift.
I will give you everything you want.
But...
Shut up!
I won't limit it to those who can get it.
This neon candle.
I'll pick one from there and give it to you.
If you remove this part, it's a barbecue party.
Barbecue.
It won't be a steel plate.
It'll be a net.
The smell of rain...
Thank you very much.
And...
My school and my assistant...
Thank you for your cooperation.
That's all for now.
Goodbye.
Goodbye!