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"God's Yumaishen Chiki Chiki Yaminabe Competition"!
Good evening.
It's cold, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
In this cold season, it's best to eat hot pot.
Of course it is!
This is Kindon's way of using it.
You don't have to say it!
Do you have money?
Yes, I do.
Why do you have money?
You...
Is it okay?
Yes, yes.
Since it's yaminabe today...
Yes.
Me and you...
Yes.
...will put this in.
I see, I see, I see.
So...
We'll play rock-paper-scissors and eat ten of them.
Yes.
The loser will wear this eye mask...
Yes.
And...
We'll put the chopsticks in the pot and take them out.
Yes.
And...
For now, we'll bring the ones we've taken out to the plate...
Yes.
For now, we'll eat them with our mouths.
Yes.
Okay?
Yes.
Then...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Put on the eye mask.
Yes.
Well...
I'm not that hungry!
Oh, really?
That's because...
I went to a meeting for a show I don't know why it's airing.
I didn't say that!
You said it all of a sudden.
You're always saying weird things!
Oh, come on...
Did you get fat that day?
No, I really didn't.
This program is brought to you by Lion and...
...the sponsors you see here.
There's no need for that!
Can't you see me?
Yes!
Can you see me, Haru?
I'll open the lid!
Okay, for now...
Can you back me up a little?
Can you move forward a little?
Yes.
I can't see you.
Oh, you can see me.
Can you eat it with chopsticks?
Yes, I can.
I can eat a lot of it.
Is it soaked?
Yes, it's soaked.
Oh, you want me to eat it?
All of a sudden?
What is this?
I can't grab it!
I can't eat it!
You want to eat it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'll put it in for you.
I can't help it.
I'll put it in for you.
It smells good!
What is it? Stop it!
Can't you see me?
It's hot!
It's hot, it's hot!
What is it?
Don't drop it!
It's hot!
Here you go!
Eat it!
Take it!
What?
Take it!
What's wrong with you?!
Your face! Your face! Your face!
What are you going to do with it?!
Here you go.
It's disgusting!
Don't do it!
This is your house!
Give me a break!
Here you go.
This one?
Yes.
Ouch!
Is this it?!
Is that it?!
What?! Is that it?!
You came all of a sudden!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it!
That's dangerous!
Give it back!
I don't want it!
Why? It's dangerous. I'll put it here.
Oh, that's it!
Huh?
That's it, right?
Where?
I'll take it. I'll take it.
What's this?
I'll take it.
Oh, what a nice color!
It's like...
I put it in my mouth and it's shining!
Is this it?!
Ugh!
That's enough.
It's hard!
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Who put this in?
I don't want to eat it anymore.
Hurry up!
This is delicious.
This is good.
It's the best.
Here you go.
It's pretty...
Oh, I can't eat it.
Is it bitter?
No.
It's not bitter.
It's bitter.
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, it went from the head.
The head?!
Don't get mad!
What is this?!
I didn't think it would be this bad.
It's disgusting!
I'm full!
You eat it.
No.
Don't put it in.
I'll put it in.
Really?
Yes.
I wonder what's in it.
If you had come earlier, I'd have eaten a lot.
Here you go.
I'll give you this.
That's good.
What's this?
You'd better wear it.
What's this?
Don't you think you wear it sometimes?
Wear it.
What's this?
That's not how you wear it.
Really?
Wear it like this.
Can I wear it like this?
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
Well, um...
Yes.
We've started today, but...
By the way...
What is it?
I don't really want to talk about this on TV, but...
It's like "bochi bochi", isn't it?
What do you mean?
The kids...
So, when we broadcast this...
When we broadcast it, it's already done, isn't it?
I see.
No, it's actually tomorrow.
What?
I'm trying not to get angry, so don't beat me up with drugs.
I heard you.
You're trying not to make me angry, so...
I'm not trying not to get angry.
I'm not thinking about whether I should go or not.
That's not what I meant.
Oh, really?
No, I've been thinking like that since the beginning.
It seems like you can do it with drugs to some extent, right?
Yes, that's right.
It's called "planned birth".
It's like...
How do you say it?
It's like turning a maiden into a lioness.
No, it's not like that at all!
Oh, you can't do it like that?
I can't do it like that, but...
Just being happy like that, singing and dancing...
Just being happy like that, you're also doing a lot of things and you're happy, aren't you?
My happiness is nothing compared to yours.
It's not like that!
But you know, you've been shining recently!
It's like...
You're so excited!
Are you stupid?
No, it's true.
We're partners and you're shining like that and I'm stupid?
I'm really lonely.
No matter how tired I am, when I get home...
You're always lying!
There's a mountain of laundry!
I do the laundry myself and when I think the laundry is finally done...
Right?!
I put soap and shampoo in it...
Where did you get it from?!
Hey, lawyer!
Are you trying to say that I'm a saint?!
How could you say that?!
It's true!
It's all over the house!
It's true!
Why do you put soap and shampoo in it?!
It's true!
You're so ugly!
No, it's fine, I have to go!
When I put my clothes on and the button came off...
It can't be helped, I have to go!
It's true!
Yuri and Orkan!
It's true!
When I see you...
You're ugly!
And you're ugly!
But you're ugly!
It's true!
It doesn't matter!
Tomorrow...
I'll be angry!
I'll be angry! I'll die tomorrow!
That child will be my reincarnation!
You don't like it, do you?
I don't want you to hate me.
But I have to do something.
I have to make some money.
It's a celebration.
It can't be helped.
Make it so it doesn't cost you money.
How?
You don't like it?
Why do you have to make me angry?
The other day...
I was walking down the street...
I don't know if I was going home...
About 30 or 40 people...
Screamed...
And I got angry!
You're so ugly!
You're laughing while walking down the street.
You're rude! You're rude!
You're laughing!
What did you do after you got off the train?
What did you say after you got off the train?
Don't be rude.
Why am I rude?
It was a karaoke box.
Ah! It was there!
It was there! I was singing and dancing in the next room!
That's right!
The ceiling is low, so I can't see the room!
I can't see the room!
You're so noisy!
Did you do that?
You're so noisy!
But you know...
What do you mean "but you know"?
This time...
What do you mean "but you know"?
"But you know" is a Kyushu dialect.
Because my hometown is Kyushu, but it doesn't mean that.
"But you know"...
What?
I'm sorry.
Can you say it again?
You know...
It's a waste of time, isn't it?
I'm using 25,000 calories just by talking a little bit.
I'm saying it because I'm hungry.
Are you really using 25,000 calories?
Yes, I am.
Just by talking a little?
Yes, just by talking a little.
It depends on what I put on my tongue.
Are you stupid?
What?
Your tongue...
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
You know... It's a little luxurious...
It's a waste of time.
And it's a waste of time.
You're right. It's a waste of time.
Okay, I'll make it up for you.
You know, you do a lot of luxurious things.
Do I?
For example, you eat a lot of dinner.
I eat quite a lot.
That's right! You shouldn't do that.
Why?
You shouldn't do that.
How much did you eat for dinner?
You can eat one dish of rice and side dishes.
One dish is not enough. Maybe three or four dishes?
Well...
Of course!
I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat much...
Vegetarian?
It doesn't matter if you're a vegetarian or not.
Yes, I'm a vegetarian.
You don't eat vegetables?
No.
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm serious.
I don't shoot animals.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I can't forgive killing animals.
Hey, you eat roast meat!
I don't eat it.
No, I do eat it.
No, you do eat it.
I do eat it, but I only eat thin slices of it.
Whether you eat it or not, it doesn't change the fact that you eat it!
I only eat thin slices of it because I don't want to die.
What are you talking about?
Whether you eat it or not, it doesn't change the fact that you're eating it, does it?
Why do you say that?
Because you're cutting it, doesn't it matter?
You're going to die from being cut here, right?
No, you're not going to die, but whether you're cut or not, it doesn't change the fact that you're cut, does it?
Even if you're cut, you're not going to die, are you?
But it hurts, doesn't it matter if you're cut?
Even if it hurts, you're not going to die, are you?
Even if you're cut, you're not going to die, are you?
But it hurts, doesn't it matter if you're cut?
Even if you're cut, you're not going to die, are you?
That's not how you use it, is it?
Even if you're cut, you're not going to die, are you?
It's something you're never allowed to do.
You can't eat it because you want to.
You eat fish, don't you?
Oh, I really don't eat fish.
No, I'm serious.
But I don't think about how far a fish can go.
Wait a minute. What are you talking about?
How far a fish can go.
For example, is an octopus a fish?
I don't know.
Wait a minute. What about an oyster?
It's a fish.
It's a fish, isn't it?
Why don't you make it a little more energetic?
How can you say that?
It's a fish, isn't it?
It's not a fish, is it?
Don't drink it.
Do you eat it?
Is it in your lunch box?
Is it in your yellowtail teriyaki?
No, not at all.
Really?
What?
Yellowtail teriyaki?
I love it.
Yellowtail teriyaki?
I love it.
What?
*Shakes head*
Come on, step back!
*Laughing*
What's wrong, why is she laughing.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon, are you a first class Class?
Yes.
Where have you come from?
Well, I see if you look at it...
Toshimak scoot.
From Toshimak.
With what car have you come?
By train.
It's really good being in a train.
Assistants are lacking, and it might get adopted right now.
No, it's not like that. No matter how many assistants there are, no matter how many thousands of people there are, I'm sure you would have been chosen.
It's a joke. It's a joke. You know it, don't you?
Thank you very much.
No matter what, Yamazaki is amazing.
You know, it seems amazing.
What?
You know...
The return of Parman No. 2...
No, I heard Parman No. 2 was properly mentioned recently.
Isn't it? Let me hear about it.
Parman No. 2...
Recently...
Recently, I heard that our producer and Parman No. 2 went for a meeting on TVS.
It was a pretty heavy meeting.
And on the way back, my shoes turned blue.
It was terrible.
And we were walking around together.
Out of misfortune, a stupid woman said...
Ah! Parman No. 2!
It's not bad yet, but...
When you're in a bad mood, you should...
He's a stupid woman!
But because she said it...
And my producer next to me said...
I just said it! I just said it!
I'll prove it to you!
And yet he said it!
In that blue...
And you know...
There's this one...
You know...
In front of the Yodobashi camera in Shinjuku...
He said "It's Parman No. 2!"
But he didn't say "Ukikiki!"
Hey, hey, hey!
I walked there...
But I don't remember him saying it.
You don't remember?
Whenever you do something...
You have to be aware that you're Parman No. 2!
That's necessary!
That's really...
Even if you say you're Parman No. 2...
You have to be able to say "Ukikiki!"
You have to be able to say it!
If you really can't do it...
Next time, I'll really...
By myself...
To Chomoranma...
I'll make him do it by himself.
Is that what happened?
Really...
I'll stop you.
Go home.
Don't try to be on TV forever!
By the way, I have a question.
This is something that happened a long time ago...
For a while...
There was a commercial for a drink called "Creamy Cafe"...
It had an old man peeking out of a bowl and saying...
"This is luxurious!" or something like that...
A young couple said...
It's Creamy Cafe!
With a troubled look on their faces...
I didn't pay attention and watched it...
One day, a classmate said...
That commercial is about downtown.
When I watched that commercial carefully...
I thought the man was more into it...
But I don't think the woman is more into it.
Please tell me the truth.
I want to see it...
You want to see it?
I saw it for the first time at home...
I saw it and thought...
Ah! It's a rose sale!
No, you really look like him! You really look like him!
You really look like him!
- Ah, really? - Yes.
Wow, you really do look like him.
Let me introduce you.
Mr. Kobata.
Yes.
I bought both of your singles "Ikiro" and "Benjamin".
You're amazing, Mr. Matsumoto. Your echo was very effective.
Are you bad at it?
You love karaoke and you were wonderful.
- Your album "Manriki no Kuni" - Yes, the album.
When it's released you'll have a concert and you'll take Mr. Matsumoto to karaoke and practice with him.
Well, it's like that.
It says "concert" but I won't have a concert.
Wait a minute. What do you mean "I won't"?
- Your solo concert. - Why?!
- Why do I have to do that?! - Of course I'll add color, too!
How will you participate in it?
- What?! - How will you participate in it?
Well, of course I'll be... how can I say it...
As black as I am...
I'm good at saxophone...
and I can also play the tap.
- What do you think of it? - I don't like it!
You love concerts, don't you?!
No, concerts...
It's not about whether I like it or not.
There's no point in doing it together. Why do I have to do it?
I don't want to do it.
- Why do you want to do it? - I don't know.
I'm just an ordinary comedian.
I don't know why I'm doing it.
I can't do it.
No, you're a comedian, so you don't have to do it.
Are you here to see it?
I don't know.
If I make money from a bad song, I'm sorry.
I know you're not good at it.
- That hurts. Can you wait a minute? - Why?!
Hello!
- Here we are. - Yes.
- I have an announcement for you all. - What is it?
From April 8th, Monday, from 7pm to 9pm, for two hours...
...let's surprise "Ucchan Nanchan Downtown".
Tonight, we'll be doing a show called "Prank Surprise Grand Champion".
- Please look forward to it. - Yes.
- Please wait for me. - Yes.
- What will you do? - Well...
- There are people you don't get surprised by, right? - Yes.
- Like... - Yes.
- People who don't get excited easily. - Yes.
- People like them are... - They surprise you.
- Yes, it's amazing. - I see.
- It's amazing from time to time. - I see.
- But... - It's not very interesting.
You shouldn't say that!
- People who don't get surprised are also looking for them. - Oh, you're still looking for them?
- What do you mean, Ogaki? - People who don't get surprised are...
- People with special skills... - Special skills, yes.
- People with great physique... - Yes.
- Well, you know... - Yes.
- People who don't get surprised... - Yes.
- I'm looking for... - Yes.
- People like them. - Yes.
- I'm looking for them. - Yes.
- Please call me as soon as you find someone who doesn't get surprised. - Yes.
And as usual, Ogaki and his assistant are also looking for them.
In the case of his assistant, please send him a photo and tell us what it is.
We're looking forward to hearing from you.
By the way, it's getting late, so we'll see you next week at this hour.
Goodbye!
- Well, yes, yes, yes. People who don't get surprised... - Yes.
- People who don't get surprised... - Yes, yes, yes.
- They're looking for them. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, then... - Thank you.
- Is this your attitude for a blind date? - I'm still a kid.
- I'm a girl. - Who?