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I didn't know how to use it, so I asked a hundred people.
What do you think?
Today, I'm going to use this opportunity to ask you a lot of questions.
I see.
How many people are there?
A hundred people.
How many men are there?
Men, please press this button.
Twenty-six people?
Do you have twenty-six men?
I have twenty-six men.
Twenty-seven?
What is it?
Go away!
I'm looking at you.
Everyone is laughing, but it's true.
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Shall we ask some questions?
Let's ask some questions about young girls these days.
If you think the highest price you've ever received for a gift is more than 50,000 yen, please press the button.
Why do you keep doing that?
I feel sorry for you.
Are you underestimating me?
You're 27 years old. Be honest with me.
I've applied for 9 people.
Why?
Don't say that.
I won't say it to anyone.
This is a conscious survey.
It's still increasing.
It's a conscious survey of young people now.
Young people? Are you a comedian?
It's a conscious survey.
I'll do it properly.
But why do I feel like this is a different opportunity?
Why don't you change the question?
I'll change the question.
Why don't you change the question?
Here you go.
What?
Are you a pig's jaw?
A pig's jaw is only for one person.
I think it's not a proper opportunity for this show.
Maybe there's a wild bird in it.
Don't look at me like that.
I don't look like a pig's jaw even if I use it like this.
Give it back.
Are you a wild bird?
Thank you.
I'm going.
Okay.
If you're picked up by a celebrity you admire in the street corner,
how far is it okay?
If you have his phone number, I'll tell you.
Switch on.
There are quite a lot of people.
I see.
Hey, say it.
How far is it okay?
Don't stop.
It's about half.
I see.
Let's ask who it is.
Who is it?
Hideki.
If it's Hideki, I'll do it.
If it's okay, I'll do it.
It's a miracle! It's a miracle! I'm so happy!
Kase Taishun.
Yes, Zero.
What's with the "ah" just now?
You want to get killed, don't you?
Wait, but there's no man in the 30-person group.
What's a man supposed to do about it?
He can be dug up.
Since men are big,
it doesn't matter if he's dug up, right?
Switch on!
Well, okay.
But it's less than I thought.
Turn it off! Let's go with only men.
Even if he's dug up?
Well...
Leave it to Kase.
Leave it to Kase!
Leave it to Kase already!
With your lead!
Okay, let's go!
Switch on!
Hey!
But it's less than I thought.
Do I have to dig up more?
Okay, Hamada might have a chance of winning against Kase.
I might win against him.
Against who?
Hamada.
If you're with me, let's do it!
Switch on!
Hey!
You!
Look, if you're with me, you have a chance of winning against me.
Please forgive me, sir!
Is it okay?
Masumoto, me, and you!
You! You! You!
You have a chance of winning against me!
Switch on!
We'll do a good job together!
Oh, is that so?
I see.
This is...
That's fine.
I'm thinking of continuing this show.
Really.
But I'm glad we won against the wind.
Oh, I want you to ask one last question.
Ask me?
Yes.
With Masumoto...
Sen-chan!
Look, look, look!
It doesn't matter which one it is!
Most of them are half-half.
I don't know if there's a man in there.
Who do you think I am?
Come on, come on, come on!
Hey!
There are more people who think you're half-half than people who want to fight me!
Hey!
People say that a lot.
People say it a lot lately.
But I tell them not to say it on TV and such.
If I say it, they'll watch TV.
They'll think I'm...
A man!
I knew it!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
You didn't have to come all the way out here, sir, but I did it for this shitty kid's change of clothes.
Anyway, today...
What is it?
You came about three or four weeks ago...
It's the truth!
As expected of you... How many people? Two?
Two.
Only two of you came.
How many people are watching?
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-eight?
Hey!
You're one of a kind, aren't you?
Oh, you think so?
You're crazy!
But now that you mention it, you do look like a peanut from the inside, don't you?
It's embarrassing...
Embarrassing?
It's not embarrassing at all...
Well, you know, I saw that recently... Higuchi Kanago's photo book...
Yes, yes, yes...
It's amazing!
It's already empty...
It's already empty!
I want to share it with you!
It was amazing!
Oh, really?
Oh, you...
You haven't seen it, have you?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you'd better see it.
It was interesting.
Huh? What is it?
Oh, it was interesting.
How many people?
Twenty-three.
Oh, well...
No, it's not that...
No, it's okay!
You don't have to worry about it, do you?
It's embarrassing...
Oh, no!
Oh...
What's with this... this forced look on your face?
Well, you know...
Oh, but there are a lot of people like this.
No, but you know...
It's forced, isn't it?
Yes, a little...
Your hair is like this, but you're like "come here!", and you're like...
It's like you're waiting for someone.
Yes, it is.
You're 23 years old.
Wow, you're young...
Thank you for your hard work.
When did you realize you were in trouble?
When I was 20 years old.
That's early...
Is this okay?
Is it okay?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay...
It's okay, it's okay...
Huh?
It's okay, it's okay...
You used to look like that.
Yeah, you're right.
I'll do my best.
You should watch it, Higuchi Kanako.
Oh, Higuchi Kanako, you should watch it.
I saw it on this show once.
There was a story about publishing a photo book.
There was a punishment game where Goro would post my nude photos.
Stola, Goro...
That hasn't disappeared yet.
That too.
If you lose again...
Semi-nude.
I know quite a lot about it, but you're still hiding quite a mysterious part of it.
That's because I don't get that many chances.
If you like it, you can do it.
You like to show it, don't you?
There's a bit of exposure.
There is, isn't there?
I turned off the radio in the studio.
I lit a cigarette and pushed it against the door.
What?
How can I say...
You know, I have a strong physique.
Where are you from?
Are you rich or what?
I'm pretty strong, you know.
Where are you from?
You know, like...
Well, you know...
I like you.
Well, that's fine, but...
You know, in February...
I lost all my senses.
For example, what happened in February?
What?
What happened?
First of all...
What do you mean "what"?
What happened?
I'm asking you from this distance and you're saying "what"?
What do you mean "what"?
What happened was...
Well...
For example, today...
What?
Today...
I lost my wallet.
What?
Your wallet?
When you came back from Osaka.
That's right.
Do you have a credit card?
It's in my driver's license, so I can't use it.
I've picked up some money, but I've lost about a million yen.
Oh, and you got robbed at school.
I got robbed at school.
There are people who get robbed at school.
I got robbed of about 200,000 yen.
It's true, it's true.
You got robbed of it at the bank.
I didn't get robbed at school or anything like that.
Well, I'm on stage now, so it's fine.
You idiot!
You...
You're so kind like you were just now!
I was so angry on the Shinkansen today.
Oh, really?
I was so angry.
And I only sit in the window seat.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, I only hate windows.
And all of a sudden, in my seat,
there's a big, white-skinned, elite-style man
holding some kind of foreign newspaper or some kind of foreign book.
He's sitting there like a gentleman.
And I said, "Excuse me."
And he said, "Oh," and I said, "It's normal for you to say 'excuse me.' You're sitting in my seat, aren't you?"
And I said, "Yes, yes," and he changed his seat.
I said, "Who is this guy?"
And I sat down and looked at my bag, and I noticed I didn't have a wallet.
And I had some time before I left, so I thought, "Oh, I forgot my wallet at the store," and I ran off.
I was on the bullet train, so I took my bag and went to the store.
And I couldn't find it.
But I had no choice but to take the bullet train.
When I came back, it was still sitting there with me!
It was so annoying!
And when it heard me say it, it looked at me and said...
Are you going to sit down?
What?! What?!
While you're saying that, my teeth are starting to hurt.
It's really bad.
Are you trying to say that you have weird teeth and your teeth are hurting?
That's not all, you idiot!
Do you know how angry I've been for the past week?
What is it? Don't say anything else.
I went to Plantan in Osaka.
I went there with my business card.
I saw an ugly woman choosing underwear.
Look at you!
You're still wearing underwear, so I'm going to choose for you!
Are you stupid?!
If you're ugly, you're going to be really ugly!
You're in a pinch!
That's...
You know how you show your teeth to someone, right?
Wouldn't you be happy if you saw that when you went out with your friends?
Shouldn't you show that to men?
If you're going to do something like that, you should at least choose silk.
There's no way you're going to show that!
Even though you don't have a chance like that, you're going to choose it!
It's a secret!
You're in the middle of nowhere!
You're going to meet someone big!
Walking down the street at night!
Screaming like that!
You don't look like him at all!
I'm surprised!
You look like a prank camera!
You're amazing!
You're ugly, but you put a lot of effort into it!
Who put effort into it?
Who raised you up like that?
Look at you!
You're wearing the last two kinds of underwear!
You're going to be the last one to judge you!
It doesn't taste good!
It's good!
It's really good!
Masuo!
Yes?
I wanted to see that!
What?
You know...
You don't look like a pig, but you're ugly.
I'm not a pig!
Pigs lose weight!
Ugly people don't care!
If you say it like that...
Why do you cover up for ugly people?
You're disgusting!
Ugly people!
If you cover up for ugly people, you're disgusting?
You're cowardly!
Even though you and I have the same opinion, you only listen to young people on TV like this.
You still don't have an idol mentality.
That's why you listen to singers like Yuta or Mayuzuki Hikaru.
Who is that?!
That's what you listen to.
Wait! Who is Mayuzuki Hikaru?!
I think I know who he is!
Hey, man! Don't talk like you're Panteron!
He's an actor from years ago!
I haven't been able to keep up lately.
I haven't been able to keep up for five years.
When I heard about it, I didn't think you could keep up.
You know "can't keep up", right?
Yeah.
I, uh...
You're talking like Kato-chan!
Action!
You know "can't forget", right?
That was when I was in elementary school...
Elementary...
Say it now!
I can't forget it! I won't forget it!
When I was in fifth grade in elementary school...
What?!
There was a day when I couldn't forget it and couldn't keep up.
That was terrible.
More and more...
At first, my teeth hurt so much that they were swollen from the morning.
Then I took a break from school.
But there was no one in the house.
I was alone.
Right?
So I stayed at home and my teeth hurt.
I didn't want to do anything.
My teeth hurt and I didn't want to eat.
But I stayed at home and kept going.
Then, behind me...
The old woman next to me...
Dandandandan! Matsuno-san!
You and your dog are running away!
Hey, you!
She came out and chased me away.
I thought she was playing with me and ran away.
While I was happy, I said, "Hey, hey!"
My teeth hurt, but I ran away.
My dog is big, isn't it?
You know it, right?
It's big.
I had a headlock, but I couldn't catch it.
And like this...
It stinks! My dog stinks!
It's disgusting!
And like this...
My teeth were torn apart.
She took me to the front of the house...
With a string or something...
She took me to the front of the house...
And tied me up in front of the house.
Then...
I heard a faint "jiririn", "jiririn"...
I thought about it and...
She said, "That's because you had an important call."
Oh, a call!
That's right!
I thought and...
I went in and...
The door was locked!
You were locked from the inside?
That's right!
From the front!
I couldn't get out of the house...
My teeth hurt...
And my tongue fell out!
And I was like...
Grrr!
I came back and...
When I got here...
Ching!
I'm happy!
I was born to be like this!
It's really a troublesome story, isn't it?
Yeah...
No, it's not.
It was sunny.
Yeah, it was sunny. I was tired of my brother and it was sunny.
I've been tired of my brother, too.
Yeah, you have.
That's because you didn't go out to buy ramen.
That's right.
Hey, Hitochi, come and eat ramen!
I have to go to the bathroom, but I can't go to the bathroom!
Oh, hello.
Oh, you're here.
I just remembered a dance!
Oh, hello.
Is your friend here with you today?
No, she's not.
Oh, you're the idiot who left her behind.
No, I'm not.
You don't remember her at all?
No, I don't.
Let me introduce you.
This is Junko Kakizaki.
She's from Chiba Prefecture.
Is she going to college?
No, she's not going to college.
Oh, what do you do now?
I'm a freelance part-time worker.
Oh, you work as a waiter?
Yes, that's right.
But you're working part-time, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
What do you do?
Well, I run a water business for a while.
Oh, I see.
That's why you're so talkative and used to talking.
Are you in a club?
Yes, I am.
What are you doing?
You can't do that!
You're lying!
I'm sorry.
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Don't apologize one by one!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Did you receive any expensive gifts from customers?
No, I didn't.
I'm sorry!
Oh, really?
What is this?
You're so talkative!
I'm sorry!
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Can you lend me this?
What are you doing?
Oh, you like this?
Yes, yes.
You're so talkative!
Why do you turn your back on me when you leave?
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Let me introduce you.
Your pen name is "Telco Haruko-chan".
Yes.
You're "Perman One" and "Perman Three".
While you're missing, "Perman Two" will visit you.
I'm going to pick you up.
Also, while you're missing, "Perman Four" will be your manager.
I'm going to pick up "Perman Four" first.
I'm going to pick you up in the morning.
Yes, yes.
Please take care of him.
Oh, you're taking care of him now, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
"Perman Two".
"Perman Two" has been walking on the street and poking you in the face lately.
Wait a minute! He's got my hand!
Sometimes middle schoolers say "It's Perman Two!" and you say "Ukikiki!"
If you're watching this show and you see "Perman Two" on the street, please call him.
Don't say "Ukikiki!"
We promise you, if you see "Perman Two" on the street, please say "Ukikiki!"
If you don't say it, we'll call you right away.
Please say it.
Even if you say it here and there, you'll be ignored.
That's right!
This is a show for viewers only.
We have to do it.
We'll apologize or something like that.
We'll apologize.
That's all for today.
Thank you for coming.
It was a family of four today.
Yes.
Sorry for interrupting you.
Good morning!
As we promised...
Stop it!
As we promised...
If you see "Perman Two" on the street, please say "Ukikiki!"
Even if you say it loudly.
No matter who you say it with.
Even in this case...
No matter where you say it...
And please say "Ukikiki!" for "Perman Two" too.
If you don't say it, we'll call you right away.
This show is over.
What should we do?
Let's think of a punishment.
This is a punishment for "Perman Two" only.
We'll give you a punishment that's no less than a punishment game.
If you say it loudly, "Perman Two" will be in a bad mood.
We'll give you a punishment game, but we won't say it loudly.
That's the best punishment.
Really?
With that said...
We're recruiting assistants and writers.
And we're recruiting "Perman Two" writers and writers.
We'll give you everything you need.
We'll be recruiting writers and writers.
Goodbye!
Make sure you say it.
We'll say it for sure.
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