AISubs v3.5
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, I think more than half of you have noticed, but we're closed for the day.
What?
Right? It can't be helped.
What?
Well, I know that, but...
Well, it's been like this since yesterday. The wind has gotten worse.
Well, it can't be helped. Well, it's not like I'm taking a day off for him.
I'll do it alone.
Yes.
Well...
No, I thought there would be more booing.
But it wasn't quite like that.
Today's good friends were amazing.
Well, it's better now.
And just before the end.
Well, it's really...
Well, when we're doing it together, there are times like that, but today I'll do it alone.
Well, today I have an opportunity for you to see Hamada-kun.
I mean, I've been shooting a VTR lately, and I thought you might want to see it.
I've been saying this for about three or four weeks now, but I played a baseball tournament recently.
And as a result of that, I'd like you to see the atmosphere of the match.
Well...
I'm sorry about that.
(Whistle)
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I played a game between the Queens and Towns teams.
I played five times in all.
And as a result of that game, either one of us had to be punished by nine people.
Well, you're going to see it today.
Well, I won't say the results yet.
But when you see this, you'll know what kind of guy Hamada is.
I think you'll understand.
Let's watch it together.
Chiki-chiki All-Star Dream Championship!
All-Star Dream Championship.
Let's go.
The teams that each won are now in a war zone.
This is Towns.
I played five times in all.
There's no tie.
There's a league, but there's no tie.
There's no pass ball tower, but there's no pass ball tower.
There's a lot of bad guys.
But you're a good passer, but you can't shoot from there.
You look dangerous.
I can't get my bandage off my head.
There's a penalty game. If you lose, you'll get a terrible penalty game.
I'm not saying it here, but I'm going to do my best.
Let's all do our best.
Let's do our best.
Let's start the game.
Let's do our best.
The referee is next to him, and like a ninja, home in!
I didn't remember that.
This time, the Towns team scored three points in one go.
Will the Downs team fight back?
Will Hamada's fastball sound stop him?
Hamada throws in the fifth ball without bothering the nerd and the old man.
Hamada's face says it all.
Second pitch, Matsumoto. He hits it! It's a third ball! The producers are celebrating with a beautiful feeling!
But the ball hits the body of Matsumoto, can he win?
The boulder explodes! Downs' chance has turned around!
The ball hits the head of Tokyu River! It's a third pitch, Matsumoto!
He's a little scared, but it's a first pitch! Now it's out!
Downs unfortunately didn't get a chance and it's 0 points!
It's different now!
The sky is dark and heavy. Downs is in fifth place in the draft and Noriyasu, a former high school player, goes to the mound.
Look at it! Look at it! If you hit it, it'll fly away!
The coach's ball doesn't fly away, but Tsuga suddenly misses it!
Noriyasu passes it and it's a fifth pitch!
Downs is riding in the waves and St. Patterson hits it!
But it was close!
St. Patterson and St. Carman also hit it!
It's a two out!
And finally, the soccer players also hit it!
Downs is riding in the waves and Amada Team's Downs is riding in the waves!
After three pitches, it's 4-0 and Matsumoto Team's counterattack has increased!
The ball hits the left side of the St. Patterson's tire!
Matsumoto Team continues their momentum and hits it!
It's different now!
But Matsumoto Team doesn't care about Tsuga's position at all!
It's a third pitch from St. Patterson and St. Carman!
They're determined to make it a third pitch!
It's another counterattack!
It's Matsumoto Team's first one-point lead!
It's one to four!
Director Sakamoto shoots! Left! Left! Left!
The runner dies in the early error!
The second one is four to four!
Matsumoto Team's second one-point lead thanks to Mouda's explosion!
It's a tense game!
Will it be Hamada Team's counterattack?
The runner dies in the early error!
It's a left-over hit!
Left-footed left-footed Tsuchiya!
The runner is home-in!
Hamada Team's fifth one-point lead!
Matsumoto Team's second one-point lead thanks to Mouda's explosion!
It's a tense game!
Hamada Team's second one-point lead thanks to Mouda's explosion!
And a high shot!
It's a center-over!
This time, Hamada Team scores a difficult and difficult shot.
The runner is one-point!
They score three points and lead by seven to three!
And they take a break and come back.
Even with a different Matsumoto Team,
Hamada Team's ambition doesn't seem to stop!
The camera is up and it's a home-run!
It's a home-run with a bad shot!
The camera is up and it's a relaxed pose!
Home-in! Three to nine!
The next high shot is also a surprising one!
It's a home-run!
It's a cookie!
And finally, the final round, eleven-to-three!
Will Matsumoto Team be able to bounce back an eight- point difference?
It's a home-run!
Gohan still hasn't grown up enough to fight a battle buster?!
Charge!
You're not impressed, are you?!
I'm impressed!
What are you laughing about?!
It's a joke! It's a joke!
Now, with the penalty game starting,
"The Buster" is also out for a dangerous play by "Second Permanent Number Two"!
And "Last Buster" is also relieved of his appearance!
Game set!
I lost...
What's that?!
"Eleventh Permanent Number Three" game set!
"Eleventh Permanent Number Three" and "Towns" won,
and as promised, "Towns" will play the penalty game.
All ten of us will do it.
Especially you, Takatsu.
And I'll say it now,
but I don't know if Takatsu hit a home-run or not, but...
No, no, it was a complete home-run.
It was a complete home-run, and...
Tsuchi knew it, too.
And with that, the baseball match is over!
Match and Steal, "Towns" versus "Eleventh Permanent Number Three".
The penalty game is yours.
But the match is not the result.
Don't say anything about losing.
Your effort, determination, and sweat...
It's more than a victory, and it's wonderful.
Ah, "Towns"...
The glory won't shine on you!
And with that,
since we lost,
we'll play the penalty game soon,
so I hope you'll watch it.
And our team...
Team Zero!
Where are you?
These guys...
These high school kids...
No, no...
What are you doing?
No, it's not like that...
I was disappointed before the match...
With Matsumoto-san's pitch practice...
Why?
Matsumoto-san was running like this...
I didn't know which way to run...
He was running like this...
Like a mother...
He was like a coach...
I was disappointed...
My running style is strange...
Strange, strange...
But...
It's fast!
Is it fast like this?!
Have you ever held a running cheetah's tail?!
No, I haven't!
You haven't?!
But I was surprised!
And actually...
I want to say something...
Noriyasu was injured...
I was hiding it...
You were hiding it...
I was saying it...
I had a crack in my ribs...
A crack?!
I had a crack in my ribs...
You...
You had a crack in your ribs?!
Let's call out the members of the winning team.
Come on up!
This is...
What?!
What is it?
What?!
Speak up!
By the way, you don't seem like you're talking much.
You're Filipino, aren't you?
Anyway, these are the members of the winning team.
I was surprised...
I was like...
You were like...
That liner...
It was a perfect liner!
I asked the first team about the liner...
They said "kiii" to it.
What caused you to win?
What caused me to win...
It's the power, right?
But there was no reason for me to lose.
My bullet didn't shoot for a long time.
My bullet was faster than I thought it would be.
Faster than you thought it would be?
Right?
You thought it would be easy, didn't you?
Yes, I really thought it would be easy.
But it was faster than you thought, wasn't it?
No, but we did our best.
Yes, yes.
We were just unlucky.
Well, it can't be helped, but we're going to play a penalty game.
But we'll never do something like this again.
No more baseball.
No more baseball!
What are you going to do this time?
This time it's soccer!
This team will do it.
What will you do?
This team will do it.
Soccer.
Town team and down team will do it.
You'll do it, won't you?
That's right.
You'll do it, won't you?
That's right.
Don't hit me!
It's decided, hasn't it?
It's decided.
I, Gimba Killer...
Well, it can't be helped. But we'll do it.
Well, you know...
Even in sports like this...
Let's do it!
Let's do it with something different.
Let's do it with this team.
We'd like to do it with something other than baseball.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes.
What did you say?
Yes?
I don't think we'll win no matter what we do.
You know, everyone in our team runs fast.
How fast is 50 meters?
It's 6 meters.
What are you talking about?
We're a team, you know. We rarely appear on TV.
We've improved a lot.
It's 6 meters.
6 meters.
I'm sorry.
I'm 7 seconds flat.
7 seconds flat!
You're pretty fast.
I'm 2.9 seconds.
You're lying!
It's a chess game, but we'll do it like this.
Yes.
Chess, right?
Yes.
Let's do it like this. Bring me the chess.
Hello.
There are so many men here, but only one woman.
It's like this.
Let me introduce you.
This is Asako Imachi.
When we played baseball together, she gave me a scoreboard.
A scoreboard?
It's a scorebook!
Is your boyfriend here?
No?
If you had to choose one of us, who would you choose?
I'd like you to put me in.
I'd like you to put me in, too.
No!
No way!
Everyone knows!
No way!
If you put me in now, you'll be told I'm out.
What's wrong with you?
I'm going to get my money tomorrow!
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
I'm always with you, but today we're going to say everything we want to say.
Don't say that!
It's going to be exciting.
I heard that this person is a little angry.
She's a 15-year-old girl.
Hey, Matsumoto! Don't bully Otomo!
She's a middle school girl who likes you.
But I like you more than you like me.
Hey, Matsumoto! Please make Otomo like you a little.
Otomo is very straightforward.
I checked earlier and there were about ten of them.
Otomo is good.
Otomo, she's a girl!
Oh, we're friends.
Then let's be friends for life.
Are you in sync with me?
I can't stand it!
Good evening, Matsumoto. I always enjoy watching you.
Actually, on January 30th, I was watching a draft meeting with her.
I was going to bet on something dead.
I was betting on Hama-chan...no, he was betting on Hama-chan.
She was a big fan of Matsu-chan, and while they were talking, they were betting on diamonds.
Please, Hama-chan, save me, who is poor.
And she said, "Matsu-chan, I'm definitely going to ask you for a diamond."
She was betting while watching TV like this.
Diamonds...well, you know...
Lately, girls say things like, "Buy me a diamond," and stuff like that.
Have you ever bought her something expensive like that?
No, I bought her a silver ring.
How much was it?
Well, about 10,000 yen.
I also bought her a silver ring, but a year later, I bought her a gold ring.
So, the next man is...
That's right.
What does Matsumoto-san give you?
If it's something expensive, isn't it really expensive?
For me...well...
If it's something expensive...
I'd give her a Rolex.
What kind of picture is that?
Is that something expensive you'd give her?
It's a pair of watches.
I'll have a Rolex today.
I feel like I'm wearing a Rolex today.
Huh?
- Look! - It's a Rolex!
Why do I feel like I'm wearing a Rolex?
It's a Rolex!
I'm sure you don't know much about Team Zero, but you shouldn't get involved with each other.
You're both crazy!
The other day we went to Roppongi.
You know that cafe cappuccino?
Look, it's got dough in it.
Instead of a spoon, you mix it up.
When it comes out, this guy goes...
Lucky, I brought some sweets with me.
This guy goes... "It's good, it's good."
What do you do with it?
You mix it up... you mix it up with this...
and you eat it!
We went to Disneyland together.
Don't be silly, you idiot!
Wow, that's amazing!
Ah! Peter Pan!
This is a story about a friend who had an accident.
A friend was riding his bike and trying to pass by a car.
A car door opened and the friend fell over.
The first thing the woman who was riding the bike said was...
No! I saw you!
She didn't even apologize.
The friend came to his mind and asked for his name.
Me? I'm Tay-chan! Nice to meet you!
She said that and went somewhere.
Have you ever had an accident like this?
Have you ever had an accident in your car?
I hit a six-ton truck with my foot.
A six-ton truck with your foot on it?
What happened?
I got off the bus, turned around and tried to cross the road.
Then the truck tried to chase me off the bus and I got stuck in the bus.
What? What? What?
The moment you got out of the bus...
What happened the moment you got out of the bus?
The bus was stopped and the truck tried to overtake me.
I tried to cross in front of the bus, but I got stuck in the bus.
What? What? What?
I got stuck in the bus.
Did you get stuck in the six-ton truck with your foot?
It happened in an instant.
It happened?
Did it hurt?
Well, I'd like to say goodbye for now, but since he's not here, it can't be helped. Shall we call it a day?
Huh? Wait a minute! I haven't said a word yet!
Didn't you say that before?
You know, there's no one who doesn't say things like that.
It's important to say things like that when you don't know what you're talking about.
Say it again!
I can't say it again!
I haven't been able to do it for about ten minutes now.
You idiot!
Man, today's show was amazing.
It's been a year and a half, and it's been a while since I've been sweating like this.
I never dreamed you guys couldn't talk like this.
Well, that's fine, but next week, we're going to have a great punishment game for you guys, so I hope you're looking forward to it.
What else is there?
Well, we're always looking for people like Ishii- san who appeared before us, and we're also looking for assistants.
And we're looking forward to your funny jokes that you can spread out on the city road, so please look forward to it.
And next week, Hamana-kun is coming, right?
Yes, that's right.
When Hamana-kun came and calmed down, he asked me to take a break just once.
So, that's it for today!
Until next week!
Goodbye!
Is that enough?