AISubs v3.5
What is it every month? A thousand of them?
Before the match, I'd like to practice.
That's fine, but why do you have such a dirty image?
Your uniform is full of dynamite.
Is that so?
It's refreshing, isn't it?
What is this book about?
Why do you have only one book like this?
I'd like to welcome you.
The reason why we chose red is...
most of the members have straight faces.
So we chose a color that's hard to tell.
I see.
I don't know what this book is about.
But I'd like to write about it.
Cut it out!
That's not even in our team!
You're in a different team!
I knew it when you wrote "tea", but I had to wait for you to say it in the car.
Thank you.
It's been ten years.
Thank you.
Just in case.
Shall we take a look at you?
Yes, let's do it.
I was also nominated for first place, but I'll go to you at nine o'clock.
Not a single person shoots his bullet in his brain.
It's certainly fast.
Yes, it's fast.
I'm not sure about this either, but I think he's changed a little.
Why do you hit me with a union?
What?
It doesn't matter!
No, it does!
It doesn't matter!
No, it does!
And you have a mustache!
As you can see from our team, we're all in this together.
Oh, really?
He's our secret weapon.
You're right.
Well, people from all walks of life have called me "permanent number two".
PERMANENT NUMBER TWO
All right, let's all get out of here!
That's right!
Let's start from this home base and go all the way around Diamond Island and come back!
Really?
Anyone running around in this city is going to lose it.
Don't talk to me in the cold!
Who's in the way?
Get out of here!
It's cold and you're in my way!
Are you stupid?
Are you out of your mind?
Wow!
Everybody shut up!
Get ready!
Do you think you can stop the camera anywhere?
I won't!
Stop it!
Are you in first place in the draft?
Are you in first place in the draft because of that?
Stop it!
Are you kidding me?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Are you trying to do something?
I'm sad!
What is that?
It's easy for you to ride in first place.
You are the worst!
I have a tool for that.
It's fast if you take out a tool.
Is it like a derrick ball?
It's fast if you take it out.
It's dangerous if you take it out.
Is it?
You may fly to Korakuen if you take it out.
Next is...
We will practice separately.
I see.
It's cold!
You idiot!
Who is it?
It's cold!
Your glove looks like a banana.
All right, old man!
Catch the sponsor.
All right, old man!
You're good at it!
All right, old man!
You're good at it!
Let's hit each other!
Hey, Matsumoto!
Shouldn't we hit each other?
Matsumoto!
Shouldn't we hit each other?
If we hit each other, we'll be in trouble!
Then let's hit each other and get rid of it!
It's going to be amazing!
You're going to get rid of it for me, aren't you?
I'm finally going to unseal it!
You can take it, run to the first and give it to me!
It's fast!
Really?
Yeah!
All right, old man!
What did you do just now?
I can't see it! I can't see it! I can't see it!
I can see it!
Can you see it well?
Try it again.
I'm the director! I have to be instructed by you!
(Music)
All right!
Come on!
Yeah!
Come on!
Another 50,000 balls!
(Laughter)
Come on!
Yeah!
Come on!
(Laughter)
Yeah!
Come on!
Yes, I failed, so another 70,000 balls!
(Laughter)
Come on, there!
Yeah!
(Laughter)
Hey!
Come on, roll!
Yeah!
(Music)
Come on!
Yeah!
(Laughter)
I made it!
Hey!
(Laughter)
I made it!
Yeah!
I made it!
Yeah!
Come on!
Hurry!
Come on!
Hurry!
Come on!
Faster!
I found it! I found it!
Here! Here! Here!
In front! In front! In front!
There! There! There!
Good! Good! Good!
Here! Here! Here!
Is Wasai there?
- In the opening, we saw you practice. - That's right, we went to practice.
Next week, you'll be able to watch the match here on the monitor.
- Today, you knocked. - Yes, we did.
- That's it! - What is it?
You think it's funny?
It's funny, but I'm scared!
If you say "wow", I'll say "wow"!
- I'm not surprised, but you're really weak. - Are you stupid?
- I'll win, even if I'm bad. - You'll never win.
- I'll win. - You're crazy!
You're the one who protected the third, knocked it, and let it reach the first.
You're the one who let it go.
- You're crazy! - Who's that guy?
He's been dropping the ball so many times since we ate.
Is the ball hot?
What's with him?
- What's with you? - It's not hot!
- You're usually good at knocking. - He's good at knocking, but you're usually bad.
You're like a hippie.
That's you! Your knocking!
That's...
I was saving my strength because my enemies were watching me.
I was shaking a lot!
Potem, potem, potem!
Don't you know that?
What?
Don't you know that "potem, potem"?
Don't point at me!
Huh?
I don't know that either.
What don't you know?
It's common in the big leagues now.
What?
When you knock.
Oh!
Oh, that "potem, potem" thing?
Yes, yes, yes.
Why?
What?
If you think about it, you'll know.
When you knock.
It goes "potem, potem, potem, potem".
Right?
Yes.
You know it, don't you?
Argh!
Huh?
You know it, don't you?
No, I don't.
I'll never win.
I'm sorry, but...
Well, you know...
I drafted your defense.
Who do you want?
Just Norias.
He's...
He's fast.
Oh, really?
Yes.
But I saw his defense today and it was terrible.
Oh, defense is bad.
So let's go with pitchers for now.
I don't know. Let's go with pitchers.
What?
Even if you surprise me like this...
Norias shouldn't use pitchers.
Otherwise you can't play.
Get out of here!
What are you talking about?
You and I throw pitchers, don't we?
I'll protect you.
I said pitchers are bad!
Why?
Because when you were in college...
I'll sue you!
What?
When?
I'll sue you!
What?
When?
What?
When?
What?
When did you sue me?
I sued you when you were in high school.
You should sue me when you were in college.
I'm sorry about college, but I sued you when you were in high school.
You weren't in a baseball club!
I was in a baseball club.
I don't know if you can see it.
I wasn't in a baseball club!
I was in a baseball club!
I don't know if you can see it.
Where do you think it is?
Oh, you can see it!
Why do you say you can see it?
I don't know. I'm not good at pitching.
I said you can't see it.
I'm good at hitting.
I don't care about that.
I'm serious about this.
I know you're serious about this.
If you lose, you have to run away.
You're right about that.
If you lose, we all...
Even if I lose, you can't punish me.
Have you lost your mind?
If you lose, you can't punish me.
I won't lose.
Maybe you're right about that.
But if you lose, you can't punish me.
If you win, you can be my stylist.
Why do I have to do everything for you?
I have to go to work, buy clothes and go to work like this.
What are you saying?
Don't say such dangerous things.
I will win.
I am confident.
What?
I am confident.
You have an old man.
What?
An old man.
One of you is older than me.
You shouldn't have said that.
I won't let you come that day.
You are so stubborn.
But you were good.
You were good.
You are very good.
You are very good and I am good.
Stop talking nonsense.
I am serious.
You are serious.
I am serious.
I will win.
What position will you play?
The first position.
I won't play.
Really?
I won't play!
Can you play?
Of course.
I'm really good at throwing balls.
What kind of ball? What kind of change? Tell me.
What?
It's not a curve or a shot, is it?
It's like this. It goes like this, doesn't it?
Yes.
If you pretend to throw it from here...
It doesn't hit!
It's a ball!
That's the name of the ball!
Come on, say it!
If you catch me, you'll regret it!
You'll regret it!
Well, I think I've won so far, but...
You have to throw it yourself!
Yes, I will.
I'll only throw it straight.
What kind of ball can you throw?
It's a curve.
Can you throw a curve ball?
Of course!
Can you really throw a curve ball?
You can't! You can't throw a curve ball!
It's easy for me to catch it!
I've been catching it all day!
It's a curve!
Don't you know how to throw it?
Shut up!
Here you go!
Hello!
It's been a while since I saw a curve ball.
A curve ball, is it?
Yes, it is.
It's good.
I'm not good at using a curve ball, so I'm hiring an assistant.
There haven't been many lately.
Yes, there haven't been many lately.
You look like you're in a good mood.
It's a picture of my father and my older sister.
Yes, it's a picture of my father and his older sister.
It's a picture of my father and his older sister.
It's true.
It's a picture of my father and his older sister.
You should have dyed your hair more brown.
Brown would have been better.
You look like you're in a bad mood.
Don't say that!
It's not like I'm in a bad mood or I've been hurt.
You don't know what you're saying!
The words you said earlier are...
You know...
If you don't know what "Zashiki warashi" is, you'll be like "What?!"
Yes, that's it.
"Zashiki warashi" is that tatami mat.
I don't know!
But it's in Fukugakunne.
Really?
"Zashiki warashi".
Thank you very much.
By the way, I have a question for you, Hamana-san.
Yes?
On January 22nd...
Yes?
Isn't there a fact that your little sister committed suicide?
No, there isn't.
Around 5.50pm on January 22nd...
At the Yamate Line Hamamatsu-chou station...
I saw a woman who looked like you, Hamana-san.
That's me!
No, but...
I'm saying you're a woman!
Oh, really?
And you're about 150cm to 155cm tall.
You're not that tall, are you?
Oh, you're my age?
Her hair was semi-long and she was wearing a shrimp-tea coat.
And her face looked like you, Hamana-san.
She looked like a female version of Monster-kun.
She really looked like you.
She left Hamamatsu-chou station and took the Yamate Line to go to Tokyo.
It can't be helped that she was worried about you, Hamana-san.
If she wasn't you, I think it's a foul.
No, but that's not the truth.
Well, Hamamatsu-chan...
What is it?
If you think about it...
Your little sister wouldn't come asking for you.
She'd come to kill you!
Don't say it like that!
Why would she come for you?
She's a big smoker and she's nice, isn't she?
Once, when I went over to your house to play...
you said "thank you for waiting for me" and I thought about it.
When you came back...
your little sister flew about five meters away!
A cat?!
You're talking nonsense! A cat?!
I feel sorry for you.
It's not like that.
You've tortured her in every possible way.
What are you talking about?
What?
I haven't!
We just had a little brotherly fight, but why do you have to torture me like that?!
I knew it!
Why do you have to do something like that between us?
Do you want to die?!
How could you do something like that, you idiot?!
Who did you say that to?
We're brothers! Why did you have to cut me off like that?!
You could've just said "bang, bang" and I would've blown my legs off!
This is from Yokohama of "Kanran Kibou"...
Is that so?
I think you're very handsome, but...
You don't have to say that!
Ohoho!
Um, quote, "It doesn't look like it for someone who does manzai."
If you ask a friend about this, they'll say, "Huh? Where?"
"Bad taste!" They'll say.
This is, um, how it is...
Um... I'm a three-sided commentator, you know?
I like it when people say they like my face, but...
I hate it! I really hate it!
Just like that!
No, no! But it's really like that!
I like it when people say they like me, but...
I hate it when people say they like me!
I hate it when people say they hate me!
Just like that!
But it's not that bad, you know?
It is bad!
Why do you call me "old woman" and all that?
That's not a face, you know?
It's a personality.
You don't know my personality!
You get mad when you watch TV, don't you?
Yeah.
You get mad when people hit you.
The other day, you got mad at me.
I'm not mad at you.
I haven't done anything lately.
The other day, after work in Osaka, a taxi driver said to me...
Honey, haven't you gotten rounder lately?
That's not good!
That's not good! That's not good!
What?
Even if you say that, I'm a taxi driver!
You have to be more aggressive.
Don't say that to me!
Even if you say that, you have to be more aggressive.
Oh, I almost said that.
You idiot!
You shouldn't say weird things like that.
I did say weird things.
The other day in Osaka, you kicked a fan's head.
It was you!
It wasn't my head. It was your face!
That was funny!
Yoshimoto has his own theater in Osaka. It's called No. Grand Kagetsu.
It's about five times bigger than this one.
It's an amazing theater!
We're doing a show in Osaka.
We're doing a play together.
Like "Arimasen."
Like "Arimasen." Or "Pachi Pachi Punch."
There's a flower path here.
And you come out of the flower path with some kind of sign.
And you come in between the customers and go like...
"Baaa!" And people get drunk.
No, no. Listen to me!
If you stop here, I'm really...
Is it over?
No, no.
Are you crazy?
No, no. Listen to me.
I came out of the flower path and...
I'll do this with both feet and sing while coming out.
I want you to wear it.
You know, there's something like this at the harbor.
There is.
Something like this.
I wanted you to wear it, but there was a head here.
I was lucky and tried to put it on.
You're such a weird fan.
- Avoid it! - Of course!
Why didn't you put it on your head?
I thought you avoided it!
You shouldn't avoid it!
Bang!
Why did you put it on your foot?
You said "eh?"
Until now, you know, there's been a lot of...
It wasn't just this one. I kicked this one, too.
I flew and kicked it down.
The stage came up and we had a bite.
Ta-da!
I went into the commercial and...
Why do you say "I'm sorry" when you go home?
It's not like that.
Think about it. You're the one who's doing bad things.
Wait a minute. I'm the kind of person who doesn't hate you even if you kick me like that.
You'll only be taken seriously.
I'm serious about kids.
It's hard for you to say that from the inside.
I'm sick of kids. They're so small and...
I don't think there's a lot of people like that in society.
For example, if it's a dog, "Oh, it's cute."
You know what I mean?
It's like an adventure.
Is that where you grew up?
I didn't have much when I was a kid.
What do you mean you didn't have much when you were a kid?
Because I...
Mom, Dad, Mom...
Now that you've said those three things, I'm going to go work.
Thank you very much.
Next week, we'll finally have a baseball match.
I see.
You can watch it on TV.
I see, I see.
Baseball, right?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I don't know which one will win, but we'll look forward to the results next week.
We'll go with fair play.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
The team that loses will all be punished.
It's dark, isn't it?
That's right, that's right.
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