AISubs v3.5
Every month we have a good one and a bad one.
A normal one!
It's a big problem.
My sons, it's a big problem.
It's a big problem.
Well, should I say it now?
Let me say it now!
The first one is...
Shut up!
I can't say it now.
The first one is...
Hey, normal one! Normal one!
Yes!
Shut up!
Why didn't you say anything to your father?
You were smoking in the bathroom!
I'm sorry, father!
I thought it would be better if you didn't smoke even one cigarette.
I...
You're a coward!
You didn't think about your father's health!
I'm sorry, father!
I'm sorry!
Shut up!
Hey, normal one!
What is it, father?
Normal one!
Yes!
You're a coward!
What is it?
You were smoking in the bathroom!
W...what are you talking about?
Do I have to do that, father?
On the contrary, white smoke was coming out of the bathroom!
Father, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but...
That white smoke wasn't cigarette smoke.
Huh?
It was my poop smoke.
It can't be helped.
Excuse me.
Go home.
Hey, bad guy!
Yes!
You were smoking secretly in your dad's room, weren't you?
What are you talking about?
No, that's enough.
Are you okay?
Go home.
You can't smoke there. Close it.
Hurry up and close it!
It's too much work!
Don't close it!
Who are you?!
What are you doing?!
Hey, bad guy!
Bad guy!
Yes!
Futsuo!
Yes, what is it?
I think you are ready for dinner, but what's for dinner tonight?
Huh? As I thought, you are still a child!
Come in, come in, shake it, come in, oh!
Come in, come in, shake it, oh!
Hamburger?
If you are embarrassed, don't do it!
Futsuo!
Futsuo, come out again!
What was for dinner tonight?
Come in, come in, shake it, come in, oh!
Grow up!
Are you a little embarrassed?
Futsuo!
Yes!
What is it, Futsuo?
I think you are ready for dinner, but what's for dinner tonight?
Today's menu is...
Uh, lamb...
Marmalade-style...
Carrot wrapped...
Fried... Ketchup...
Spicy...
Ochazuke.
What?!
Bad guy!
Hey, bad guy!
What?!
Uh, I think you are ready for dinner, but what's for dinner tonight?
For dinner?
My most recent dinner is usually like this.
Like this, uh...
This page is a little stuck together, you know?
You know why it's stuck together, don't you?!
I hate dirty jokes!
Don't be stupid!
Hey!
You are a bad guy, aren't you?!
Next work!
Hey! Futsuo!
What is it, Odo-san?
Futsuo, uh...
You know...
Yeah?
As you get older...
Yeah?
Think about it...
Yeah?
What did you work hard for last year?
Uh...
Was it "downtown"?
Or was it "uchan-nanchan"?
That's right, Odo-san!
Huh? Huh?
You should ask the customers!
Yeah!
Who thinks it's "downtown"?
You think it's "downtown"?
Tell me!
Do you think it's "downtown"?
Hey! Yoshio!
Yes!
What is it, father?
It's a little different, but...
What you worked hard for last year...
Was it "downtown"? Or "downtown"?
That's because, father...
It's definitely "downtown"...
Isn't it?
The staff also cooperated with me!
Bad!
What?
Bad!
What?
You worked hard for last year...
Was it "downtown"? Or "downtown"?
Yeah.
Which one is it?
It's neither! It's "constantinium"!
The last one!
It's "constantinium"!
What is it, father?
"Constantinium"!
It's like...
What is your favorite word?
Let me see...
I love "giant army" so...
Like Nakashima said...
"Giant army" will never die!
"Constantinium"!
Did you say "constantinium" just now?
"Constantinium" and "constantinium" are...
Whatever!
Hey! Yoshio!
What is it, sir?
What is it, Yoshio? What is your favorite word?
Well, I'm a genius, so...
When a genius forgets something and comes back...
I don't really have a choice like this...
I'm glad you came back early!
Bad!
"Constantinium"!
Bad!
"Constantinium"!
What is it? What is your favorite word?
What?
What is your favorite word?
"Constantinium"!
Well, it's not like that. It's my favorite word.
"Constantinium"!
That's my root word.
It's my favorite word.
It's a four-letter word.
A four-letter word?
"Gaden", "gaden", "minsui" and so on...
It's a four-letter word like that.
"I love you, Hanako".
Tonight, this is going to be a debate show!
"Ladies and Gentlemen"...
Wow!
Well...
What is it?
You should have said "wow" when you came out!
It looks like you're going to get caught!
It's a fraud!
Fraud?
What's wrong with you?
Well, it certainly looks like you're going to break my costume today.
If you don't like it, don't wear it.
I can't help it!
You're a stylist's daughter, aren't you?
Do you think this is for me?
But it's...
You're a stylist's daughter, aren't you?
You're going to wear my clothes and your own clothes, aren't you?
I really don't like it.
I didn't like it even a little bit.
Don't step on people's kindness!
Are you kidding me?
No, it's not like that!
I know that!
I know it, but...
I know that people who see me wear my clothes think, "Oh, it's the clothes you're wearing!"
That's true.
It's like I chose it myself!
That's what people think!
So when people say "this is Hamada-san's clothes" and I think "oh, it's a commission", I say "okay", and I sell my own clothes.
That's right.
So people who watch TV and all of you go out and find your own clothes because you like them, don't you?
No, it's not like that!
I don't know if God wrote "no, it's not like that" or something like that!
So, you know, on TV and all of you...
What was my stylist's name?
Um... Nakasone.
It's not like that!
What do you mean "Nakasone"?
You really don't know her name and you're laughing at me?
You don't know her appearance and you're laughing at me?
No, I know she's not like that!
No, you're exaggerating!
Ah, I'm exaggerating, I'm exaggerating.
What do you mean "Nakasone"?
It's not like you're laughing for the first time here!
Yes!
It's the truth!
It's a lie!
It's the truth!
It's a lie!
What's with you guys?
"Nakasone"!
Don't you have anything better to say?
No, I'm not exaggerating.
You know, I know he's doing his best, but...
If you say you can't do it, you have to have guts and work hard so you can do it next time.
Right?
But I'm tired and I don't know if I can do it.
How many times do you think about it?
Yeah, I was tired when I was in Itomo.
Like this...
But we have to tell him to fix it.
Like this?
Well...
What were you doing on the new year?
A lot of stuff.
No, nothing.
I had a bad new year.
What?
I had a bad new year.
Well, it was the first or second day of the new year, and my bicycle was stolen.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter if it's a bicycle or...
First or second day of the new year? What's that?
Well, it was the first or second day of the new year, and my bicycle was stolen.
It doesn't matter if it's a bicycle or not, but when I got home and told my parents that I had stolen my bicycle...
Oh, your parents.
Yeah.
So, what can I say? I had to go to the police.
You couldn't deliver it.
I had a registration number, so there must have been a chance of that.
Yeah.
I'm looking for something, but I can't find it at all.
Even if you say it all of a sudden, you'll find it somewhere when you're frozen.
That's right. That's why my dad didn't work.
I'm tired of it.
Um...
Joe Hitoshi...
What?
What's Joe?
Joe Hitoshi's bicycle was stolen!
Yeah.
You know the registration thing, right?
You can't just go to the police and look for it.
I'm looking for it now, but I don't know!
Don't say it like that, Akiko!
You're always like that, so I don't know!
First, to the temple!
Grrr!
Hey, boss, you're getting hit!
From the altar, boss, you're getting hit in the temple, boss!
Hey, you're putting on a screen, boss!
It's just for fun!
But, ah, it hurts already!
But, boss, you're still getting hit by the boss!
What are you looking for?!
But, you know, the temple...
The altar is the worst place to eat!
It's like a picture of hell!
And you have to eat a lot of rice balls!
Even love...
What?!
What are you looking for?!
I'm always like this, too!
Yeah, you're the reason I got injured!
What?!
Because you took up the challenge!
I know, but...
It's not that easy!
Even you don't hit the temple like that, boss!
You shouldn't hit the temple of rice balls in front of your son!
Rice ball?!
You're going to fall like a coward!
Like this...
Grrr!
In slow motion...
Grrr!
What should I do?!
No, but...
But, you know...
What?
The temple is like...
It's like...
It's like a small sacrifice!
No, I haven't seen it for a long time!
Go home sometimes!
Huh?
No, go home sometimes!
No, recently...
No, go home!
No, you know...
I was thinking of going home this year!
Yeah!
I was thinking of going home in about two days!
Yeah!
I was thinking of going home!
Yeah!
You were off for a week, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
And I was sleeping in the morning!
And I heard a phone ringing...
And I was like, 'Who is it?'
And I stood up...
It was my mother!
She said, 'It's been a while!'
She's so brave!
Yeah!
She said, 'Congratulations, it's been a while!'
And I was like...
Grrr!
Why?!
No, I'm serious!
Why?!
I was kind of scared!
What?!
I was like, 'No!'
You're my mother!
What should I say?!
I was like...
No!
I was like...
See!
You're my mother!
I was like...
See?!
You're my mother!
Stop making me mad!
You don't have much to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You know...
You smell sometimes, right, dad?
Sometimes.
Look at you!
You're trying so hard to make it interesting!
I know that!
What do you mean by 'smell'?
Don't you feel like...
don't you feel like...
you're trying to make it...
smell like youthful times...
with dad and son...
don't you feel like...
Do you know about this?
Do you think your father and son are in a mini- conte?
I don't know about that, but do you think your father and son are in a mini-conte?
Hey, you know, you say weird things that don't really matter.
What are you talking about?
So, you know, recently you haven't dyed your hair.
You know, you haven't done anything yourself, so I was wondering if you had a secret to tell me about something that doesn't really matter.
Why are you answering like that?
You're annoying me!
What's this? Oh, it's a cigarette.
You're annoying me!
I don't know you hit the temple like that!
If you're going to be like that, you should at least rest for a day and recover!
But you know, you know...
You know, you were pretty funny.
You had a talent for laughing.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You know, you made me laugh a lot.
You did?
You did, you did.
About 20 years ago...
You know, you'd get a phone call.
And you'd answer it.
Hello?
Oh, it's you, mother. Just a moment, please.
Mother, a phone call!
Who is it?
Beans!
Beans?
What's going on?
Hello?
Oh, it's you, Endo!
Did you go back to Tohoku?
No, I didn't.
I'm going back tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
What are you talking about?
Tomorrow?
I'm going back tomorrow.
What do you mean, 'tomorrow you're going back'?
I'm talking to you right now! Go away!
Sorry.
Go away!
This is frustrating!
I'm never going to say it again!
That's because you're going.
Ah, it's so hot.
What did you do in elementary school?
What do you mean? I didn't do anything.
Don't look down on me!
Don't look down on me, Endo!
Sorry.
Are you making fun of me?
I'm not making fun of you!
If you have something you want to ask me, ask me!
What do you want me to ask you?
I don't want to ask you anything!
What do you want me to ask you?
Are you wearing this?
This is a long-keep gel.
It lasts for a long time if you apply it in the morning.
You apply it in the morning and leave it like that?
Yes.
You didn't apply anything?
No.
This is...
Is it just pretty?
Yes, it's pretty.
"How many dollars is this?" "Number ten."
"This is number eight." "Oh, is it number eight?"
"When did you shave your beard?" "What?" "When did you shave your beard?" "Huh?" "When did you shave your beard?"
"No, I shaved it today." "Really?" "Yeah." "It's pretty bald, isn't it?"
This...
What's going on with this taboo?
"Please come in." "Thank you." "Thank you."
Wow, it's huge.
"Hey!" "It's not small at all!" "Please come in." "Thank you." "Come in front of me." "Thank you."
"Can you shave it down a little more?" "What are you doing?" "Can you shave it down to about here?" "No." "Then it's fine."
"Why are you making such a face? It's fine." "It's fine, isn't it? Even if you shave it down this much." "Let go of me!" "Stop it!"
What are you doing?
"Thank you very much." "You're welcome."
Please come in front of me.
"Hey!" "What's wrong with you?"
Mr. Downtown, you're always having fun using your drawing tools with your family.
Right now, various idols and celebrities are posting photos,
but since you've been in the entertainment industry for ten years,
why don't you try posting a photo of you here and there?
"Oh, I've done it before." "Really, you haven't done it before?"
"Let's take a picture." "How is it?" "It's fine."
"I don't think you posted such a normal picture." "Huh?" "I don't think you posted such a normal picture." "Yeah."
What?
That's why I'm asking you to change the way you take pictures.
Can you stop it, Dan-chan?
Sorry.
But I can't take it off unless I'm Kishin Shinoyama.
Are you a model?
What are you talking about?
If you're Kishin Shinoyama, I'll let you have it.
What do you want me to do?
Let's see.
Are you going to post it?
Well, first-class people like it better.
Then let's try it.
Shall we?
Let's try it.
But you know, I can't do it unless it's a studio.
I can't do it outside.
You know, like in Saipan.
I definitely can't do it there.
Why?
I'm really weak against fire.
Right?
I can't open my eyes when I'm outside, either.
I'm serious.
So you know,
when I go to a zoo where there are three, four, or five of them,
I go crazy!
So you smile and take pictures?
I smile and smile in front of lions and take pictures.
But I don't take pictures like that.
When I go to a zoo,
when I go to a zoo with three people,
I don't take pictures like that.
Because it's too bright?
Oh, it's too close.
I don't take pictures like that.
Make it look fun again.
I'll never take you there again.
When I go to a zoo,
I don't take pictures like that.
Are you a woman?
Make it look fun again!
I'm angry.
I'm really angry about it.
Let's think about it.
Let's take pictures.
That's enough for today.
No, I didn't sleep today.
I don't know! You guys were playing.
You're in bad shape.
What's wrong with you guys playing?
What do you mean 'you guys'?
You guys!
I really don't know.
What don't you know?
What?
What don't you know?
We're famous people, right?
That's right. We don't know anything.
Did you worry about us?
No, we don't know anything.
We went all the way to our apartment,
but we still don't know anything.
And we were playing for about five minutes,
but we still don't know anything.
I thought we were going to die.
So we went around the village,
and we climbed up a ladder,
and we were like, 'That's dangerous!'
We were like, 'That's dangerous!'
We were worried about you.
I don't know why, but you guys were so...
I first thought you guys were Flasco.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
So you're doing that again.
Yes.
Well, let's do our best again this year.
What do you mean 'again'?
It's a show.
I don't know what you mean.
Let's do various projects and do various things again.
Ah, I see.
Like last year,
first of all, we got everyone's cooperation,
right? Everyone who watches the show.
We got everyone's cooperation.
Well, we did a lot of things.
So let's do our best again this year.
Let's do our best.
Also...
That assistant of yours...
Not at all.
Assistant, huh?
He's been using 'pro' lately.
Hey, what about 'handsome men'?
What?
Even if you're a man...
I'm a 'handsome man'...
Myself...
Truth...
Myself...
But it's not funny, you know.
What?
Even if a man comes...
Even if a woman comes, it's not funny, you know.
It's not like I'm going to say "Aah!", you know.
For a woman, you know...
By the way...
What?
I'm not a kid's servant, you know.
I'm an adult's servant.
Goodbye for this year!
Say it!
Goodbye.
Say it!
Say goodbye!
Open your hands!
Say goodbye!