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It's important, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Well, you know...
What is it this year?
It's the end of this year, but...
Today's broadcast is also the last of this year.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Well, you know, for a year...
Yes.
Every week, every week...
We usually do it in different halls, don't we?
We do, don't we?
It seems like we can't use even one studio.
No!
What?
Originally, it was the beginning of us going to various halls like this.
Well, you know...
We usually don't use them, don't we?
I don't like to boast about myself, but...
This program "The Boy's Servant"...
You're doing a good job, aren't you?
Well, we're doing our best.
Even though it's late at night, the viewership is...
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
This program.
However, there is one more thing that resembles me, isn't it?
What is it?
I'd like you to be grateful and bring me a song award or something like that.
You already have it, haven't you?
At midnight, when we were declaring our liberation...
There was a man who was limping and fell down.
There is one more thing that doesn't appear in that frame, doesn't it?
It's sweet!
It's quite rotten.
What is it?
Do you want to ride in that frame?
In the frame where the old man is doing like this?
I want to ride in it!
What is it?
It's a way of saying "I don't want to ride in it", isn't it?
Well, I don't care about such a lie.
Today, I have already...
It seems like you're wearing a school uniform again.
You're lucky!
You're already...
You're punished!
Let's play a game of golf!
The one who loses will go to the old man!
You're all human, aren't you?
If you play a punishment game, I'll...
No, I'm serious.
I'm not going home like this!
That's right, I'm going to be punished for playing a punishment game!
I went to your place!
In Osaka...
In Osaka, you know...
The Japan Broadcast Priority Award?
Yes, yes.
It was there, wasn't it? You hosted it in Osaka's festival hall!
Yes.
We went back to Osaka...
Right?
We went to your place and did a lot of things.
Yes, yes.
Let's watch it.
Please show me the monitor.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
The punishment game is...
Everyone, let's do it!
Okay, we're going to do it now!
Okay.
The punishment game is...
If you knock on the door five minutes before...
If it's one o'clock...
I won, didn't I?
Wait a minute!
I went to the bathroom.
It's a rehearsal.
Rehearsal TV.
Oh, really?
This is the school.
Yes, yes.
Before coming back, I'll show you around for the time being.
But you're really not coming back?
No, I'm not.
I'm talking right now, but it's like a fairy tale.
And San-san is also next door.
San-san's school.
Yes.
Go in.
Don't tell me that when you open it, there's a real person inside?
Yes, yes.
Oh, yes.
I'm sure you won't like it.
Oh, yes.
I'm sure you won't like it.
Let me in.
It's cool.
As expected of San-san.
Well...
This is it.
San-san's scarf.
Look at this.
Even with all of this, I'm still choosing one.
You're stupid.
Stupid?
San-san always uses this special like...
What do you call it?
Purification seal?
Yeah, it really stinks.
You go home.
It's okay. I'm doing it right now.
Who was the first one to do this to Mr. Saito?
You look like him!
Let me introduce you to our wonderful partners.
This is him!
This is Mr. Rakiwara Ikei.
Comedians like us can only get a certain number of people, but we don't care.
Mr. Saito gets four bentos.
Mr. Saito gets one.
Four bentos.
I'm eating Mr. Saito's bento.
It's so good.
To make a role, you need money and luck.
Knock and come in.
Nice to meet you.
Knock, knock, knock.
He went to the bathroom.
I'm coming.
I have something to tell you.
Check it out once.
He's on the fourth floor now.
Check it out once.
Welcome!
Welcome.
Yes!
Welcome!
No way!
I love Bakusho Akurenenka!
Awesome!
Let's go!
First time, I'm not a kid's teacher.
Sir, this is a card from Japanese TV.
Thank you very much.
Please accept it.
Thank you very much.
Sir, first time, I'm not a kid's teacher.
I'm Katsura-san, the punishment game host.
You're amazing.
Sir, I have one more thing to apologize for.
What is it?
Can you give me a lunch box?
Sir, you ate my lunch box.
No, I ate my lunch box.
That's my joke.
Katsura-san, you wrote it in Japanese, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I wanted to eat the same food as you.
If we're going to get along, we have to eat you and me.
The only conversation between you and me.
Don't say that.
I'm moved.
Thank you very much.
I'm Katsura-san, the punishment game host.
Thank you very much.
Sir, you have to change.
No, I can change here.
Sir, what should we do?
Leave me alone.
Is it okay?
I'm going to change.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much!
Tojo-kun!
Yes, sir!
How is Morita-kun?
You contacted him well, didn't you?
I wanted you to contact me.
- Hey, Tojiko. - Yes?
How much is today's gig?
I'm sorry, but can you give me a call?
That was scary.
It was scary.
But I stopped for a moment.
Yeah, me too.
I'm scared.
Someone was about to call me.
I'm mad.
Nothing.
But it was a success, wasn't it?
Of course.
Well, I'm glad.
But I turned away from the camera.
Yeah, I said "OK" and you hit me.
That's fine.
You looked like you were drunk and you hit me in front of me.
Welcome!
I love Dr. Kritika!
Come in!
Welcome!
Why are you backing up while saying "Welcome"?
It's not like that! I was scared for a moment!
You were looking at me, weren't you?
I was, I was.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw your serious face.
I saw your serious face.
I thought you were going to hit me!
But you started laughing a little, so I was relieved.
As you were saying "Welcome"...
I thought you were going to come in right away, but you were pulling me back and looking at me like this.
It was pretty scary.
It was scary.
But, whenever I play a punishment game...
The audience is always like that, you're like that, and the staff are like that...
But you don't feel like you've done anything wrong, do you?
When you played a punishment game before...
Everyone was crying a little!
Why do you treat me like I'm some kind of buff?
It's weird!
I'm not buff!
You don't seem like you've done anything wrong...
No, I haven't!
No, you haven't!
What is this?
I'm not buff!
I'm really surprised!
But...
Isn't it fine now that it's over?
Why do you want me to say "good job"?
Why don't you put more "slow" in there...
And make it look like you're crying?
How is this "slow" making me cry?!
This is...
Depending on the song and what you're doing, it will make you cry.
What are you talking about?!
It's funny, isn't it?
Maybe you're wrong...
You always say "comical department" when I'm around...
I don't like it anymore!
Why don't you put more "slow" in there?
You know, I won't be laughing so much from next year...
What are you doing?!
I'm really out of "slow" now!
What are you doing?!
You always make me do stupid things...
It's fine now, but if you get married and have kids...
It'll be hard for me to call you "comedian"!
It's fine!
When you're 40 or 50 and you're downtown...
What are you talking about? I'm 50 and I'm going to sell it!
That's funny!
But you know, I'm not a comedian anymore.
But...
I don't care about that!
No, really...
I don't want people to laugh at me, you know?
You're saying that with such confidence?
Yeah, so starting next year, I'm seriously...
What is it?
A rock singer.
Oh, you're laughing now.
You're laughing now, you know?
You're mad!
No, I'm serious!
Huh?
I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm serious!
What is it?
A rock singer.
What?!
So, you know...
As a singer...
As an artist...
I'm thinking of doing something like that.
What are you talking about?
But, you know...
What is it?
So, you know...
Even if I do it, you know...
I want to do something like that.
Even if I do it, you know...
I'm a pretty cool guy, you know...
So, you know...
You don't have to say it like that.
You're a cool guy.
But, you know...
I'm always wearing an umbrella and all...
So, you know...
If you hit me in the head or something like that...
I'll seriously tell you not to do it, you know?
But, you know...
Seriously...
But, you know...
Just hit me in the head.
Just hit me in the head!
What are you talking about?
But, you know...
What?!
But, you know...
Seriously?!
It's the end of the year...
It's the beginning of the year...
But, you know...
You're busy with work.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to become a murderer?!
But, you know...
What can I say?
What?!
I'm tired of it!
Of what?!
Of life and death!
It's not even spring yet!
It's useless!
I can make a living with my own money!
You can make a living with your own money!
You can't come here and talk and get money!
It's strange that you do things like this!
Step!
I'm not asking you to do it!
You did it on your own!
Your keys, please.
Thank you.
Good evening.
You're a professional, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
What do you do for a living?
I run events.
I see.
When you're wearing a miniskirt,
don't you get caught?
When I'm sitting.
Right.
Do you say anything?
I try to catch you, but you run away.
You try to catch me when I'm in my underwear?
How do you catch me?
Do you film me?
I see.
But you know,
getting caught in my underwear is part of my salary.
Of course it's part of it!
I don't like getting paid for things like this!
Getting caught in my underwear and getting paid for it...
Right?
Thank you very much.
This person is...
She's from Adachi.
She's a special request.
I enjoy watching her every week.
By the way, there's a magazine...
Is this "Women's Seven"?
Yes, yes.
During my middle school school trip...
My school trip with you and me...
Yes, yes, yes.
Ms. Hamamatsu and Mr. Masumoto were sitting in the next room,
and a friend of hers said, "You're wearing a miniskirt."
Is it true?
She says it's not embarrassing to be looked at in the butt,
but is it not embarrassing to be wearing a miniskirt?
Please tell me.
I see.
Right?
During my middle school school trip...
But this is the truth, isn't it?
That's right.
During our school trip, we were taken to various private homes in different groups.
The surrounding area was full of private homes.
Since we were in a different class, he brought about three people to our group's room.
With beer.
At night, we were drinking and making noise, and we were all sleeping with the spirit of alcohol.
One of us and me - this is our height - were awake.
We were all sleeping, and we were hanging out in the hallways, putting on underwear, and doing all sorts of things.
And we were taking pictures.
You were also sleeping next to me.
Suddenly, you woke up.
I thought, "What's wrong with you?"
And you went all the way to the next room.
And when you crouched down again, you brought a newspaper.
No, I'm serious!
You went all the way to the next room, brought a newspaper, took off your underwear, and pooped!
You and I were looking at each other.
Oh, you're pooping!
You were pooping like you were possessed!
You don't remember, do you?
No, I remember.
What?
I remember.
You went all the way to the next room.
Yes.
Why didn't you go to the toilet?
You know, I had a lot of fun on my school trip.
And I wanted to come back again.
To this place?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's why you pooped there, right?
It has nothing to do with it!
It has something to do with it!
What do you mean?
It has something to do with it!
Have you ever pooped in public like this?
See? See? See? See?
Not at all!
We don't know because we can't show our legs.
I know you're all embarrassed, but I'm sure you've done it more than half of the time.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I know you shouldn't do it in the bathroom like this.
It's funny! I wanted you all to enjoy it like that!
You're all sleeping!
When I woke up in the morning, I wanted you all to laugh at me!
You should do something like that on your school trip.
Do something.
Something you'll remember?
Yes, something you'll remember.
It's from a fan named "brum brum".
I saw it in a magazine the other day, and Hama- chan has a weird special skill.
It says it's "hamburger steak".
If you don't mind, please show it to us.
What's "hamburger steak" like?
Don't be ridiculous!
I just want you all to see it.
No, I'm just saying it's funny.
What's "hamburger steak" like?
It looks like a hamburger, doesn't it?
It's like a comedian's egg.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't.
But I'm not jealous of it at all.
What are you talking about?
It's amazing.
When you're alone with your wife, you can say "hure".
"Hure".
"Kyaaa!".
"Bam bam".
That's all for today.
- Can I say something? - Can I say something?
- Of course you can.
- Okay.
- If you tell me to say something, I'll say it.
- What are you tired of? - What?
- What are you tired of? - I don't know. I probably won't live long.
- I probably won't die forever.
- I probably won't die like being watched by my family and being in a hospital.
- Oh, like me? - Yeah.
- What do you mean by that?
- Well, you know...
- When you think about what you've done so far, you don't want to die while being watched.
- Yeah, you don't want to die while being told "I miss you".
- Yeah, I see.
- You think so too, don't you?
- I definitely don't want to die like that.
- That's because you're dangerous.
- I'm worried about you.
- No way! I don't think I'm that energetic.
- I'm sure you like it a lot, don't you?
- Well, I like it...
- It just so happens that I got on top of you and died.
- I like it.
- But I'm worried about the one who died.
- You?
- Yeah.
- You got on top of me and died, didn't you?
- Well, it depends on the situation at the time.
- Then, would the police come and choke you and hang you?
And you leave the woman lying down like this.
And you put her in front of the class or in a vase.
And you die like this.
You idiot!
What are you going to do with that chalk?
What?
The shape of a person with that chalk.
If you die like this...
You'll write like this, right?
It's funny!
You're going to die on the ground!
What are you going to do?
I'll use my last strength.
Even if I die, I'll use my last strength.
I'll do like this.
You'll write like this, right?
Of course, I'll write like this!
I'm serious!
Of course, I'll write like this!
Even if I die like this or like this, I'll write like this.
If I die like this...
I'll write like this.
I'll definitely do it!
Instead of that, you should be killed!
Even if I jump off...
At the end, I'll stand like this.
And I'll write "chomwa, chomwa" with chalk.
Thank you for the meal.
By the way...
Finally...
This Saturday...
From two o'clock...
Our show and...
Sharara and I...
Stocked...
Dinner...
Sharara's opportunity is rare.
Is that so?
Yes!
So, please check it out!
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